Sean Lock Live (Part 3 of 9)

[MissMusgrave93]

thanks for upload .. what a legend x

[TomBeltrame]

"BUFFALO SOLDJAAAAAAA, WHYY-YYYY-OIIIIIII"

[ninjaofdancefloor]

He is a complete knob, but he's so fucking funny!

[BassaiDai123]

WIVES WIVES WIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheesyNwaffle]

1:08 Is that Jimeoin in the Audience?

[marktyrrelluk]

The bit where he swings the microphone around killed me! (2:56)

[pyVlad]

Actually, if there was a world without herbs, trains couldn't run on thyme.

[Shyyrn]

@pyVlad Very good. XD

[bodhamilla]

@8:10 During the pie chart routine, I thought he was talking about the colour on the wall in the background :P

[thebadger46]

Fantastic

[heLLoBABY667]

5.41 Simon Cowell's in the audience :L

[confinedspace2006]

I love Sean Lock and I'm not afraid to admit it anymore

[MashedPotatoes18]

I can't stop it!...It's not supposed to go on this long!

[akvillea]

I have heard someone laughing exactly like Jimmy at least 6 times :D:D it's very distinctive.

[akvillea]

it must be Jimmy Carr's laugh!!!

[givemericht]

I fucking hate this habit people have of writing parts from the video in the comment section, so fucking idiotic and inane. And then dull-minded cunts thumb it up. Make your own fucking funnies, dickheads.

[MrGamerBazer]

@givemericht dont read comments then...

[NorthernMonkeyUK]

@givemericht Maybe try herbal tea or something?

[givemericht]

@NorthernMonkeyUK Yeah, alright then. Thanks for the advice. No, seriously, thanks for the advice. You've changed my life. I've gone from miserable to sullen. Herbal fahkin tea, I ask ye....

[NorthernMonkeyUK]

@givemericht well i just thought you needed to calm your bones and herbal tea can help so I hear, Anyway, i''m glad to have had such a profound affect on your life

[painxtreme]

@NorthernMonkeyUK *effect

[NorthernMonkeyUK]

@painxtreme Nope effect in this instance would be incorrect. How silly do you feel on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the silliest you ever felt. Do you get called shit for brains much?

[painxtreme]

@NorthernMonkeyUK No, or a student would be facing expulsion. I feel silly at a 10 on good days, but more often I am woefully less silly than one would like, sometimes a 2!

Why don't you cite something that proves your point, rather than behaving in the childish way that is all too common on the internet, short of merely pounding the keys. Get a copy of Strunk and White, and give me verifiable proof I'm wrong. You should work on getting out of the negative numbers in wisdom.

[Seekreprieve]

I think he means 1:38, which happens to be 98 seconds

[EllieSevenfold]

"We'd just made.. sex" xD

[jeebateeba56]

"I FURRELY AGREE WIV DAT."

[MashedPotatoes18]

"I CAN'T STOP IT!"

"...IT'S NOT MEANT TO GO ON THIS LONG!"

XD

[emertonishere]

jimmy carr is the one that laughs like "hahaha"

[thecitizens]

how can 6 ppl dislike this , fucking idiots

[SpottyBlueSheep]

WIVES WIVES WIVES

;)

[24Squall]

The pie chart gets me every time :D

[iamcharliecooper]

Can defo hear Jimmy Carr pissing himself at various points.

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

@iamcharliecooper

Jimmy is such a great comedian even his laugh is hilarious

[Thagros]

Sean's mime battle is too fucking funny. I nearly died when he got to the grappling bit.

[katikar1]

"me Chinese, me play joke, me put peepee in your coke" when I was younger that seemed completely ok, I never thought about it until a few weeks ago and I thought "jesus fucking christ, did I say *that*!?

[CynicalTemptress]

@katikar1

Oh God, I used to say and hear that throughout my early school years too! I had actually forgotten all about it - because it is never said now.

[glassoniongirl64]

deforemed simon cowell at 5:42

[fordalul]

1:19 when that guy laughs and puts him off lol

[MsDabangg]

i am in love with sean lock :) xx

[VerHohnert]

This is so much better and more creative than the comedy in my country (Germany).

My problem is, that he is quite difficult to understand for me, and I'd also need to improve my vocabulary :P

Greetings, VH

[boffgirl]

i dont hear Jimmy Caar laughing

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

OMG, 6 more parts left and my jaws already in a world of pain

[Matt1yu]

@z0mgrugbyreturns Lmao, I got a bruised stomach from this because I watched it twice in a row. ^^

[nickbaldeagle01]

@z0mgrugbyreturns Try watching it whilst drinking a can of lager. I keep nearly choking to death.

[csgrambauer]

@z0mgrugbyreturns My jaw is sore too from laughing so much. XD!!

[FatBlackFrancis]

"Trains ran on time, people went to work, but.. *chp chp chp* ..something missing!?"

[cyanman123]

Banana flavoured milk

[cyanman123]

Blue

[jsidiropoulou]

Did I just hear Jimmy Carr's laugh about 1.98?

[Matt1yu]

@jsidiropoulou More than likely. I can't pick it up myself, but a lot of people have heard him throughout the whole show.

[TheMilkMan69]

@Matt1yu 1.98?

is that a real time?

[l0stinlyrics]

@jsidiropoulou 1.98???? thats not a time

[princessdannim]

@jsidiropoulou Hmmm....you know 1:98 isn't a unit of time right?

[jsidiropoulou]

@princessdannim hmmmmm - obviously a slip of the typing fingers - but I'm sure you heard the laugh. Right?

[BumChumFriends]

@jsidiropoulou Is that future time? :L

[Obsidian1392]

@jsidiropoulou 1.98? what does that mean? that's not a time a minute is 60 seconds not 100 lol

[TheRealSolider]

@jsidiropoulou 1.98? i'm pretty sure 60 second's = 1 min so you mean 2:38 :P

[shadowblade9876]

@jsidiropoulou 1.98? What?

[tristaNINchains]

@jsidiropoulou 1.98? minutes are divided into 60 seconds traditionally...

[jsidiropoulou]

@tristaNINchains This mistake of mine was made over one year ago - time to move on .... I would have got less time for murder instead of accidental typing!

[jsidiropoulou]

@jsidiropoulou ok - I realise the time was typed wrong - please stop telling me - a year has passed since I made the mistake - time to move on people ... I guarantee I've made much worse mistakes during the 365 days that have passed!

[Sdattani93]

@jsidiropoulou 1.98? LOL, minutes go to 60 seconds if u should know

[smell481]

@jsidiropoulou i swear i can hear jimmy carr in the audience

[smell481]

@jsidiropoulou sorry, just realised you posted that comment a year ago.

[ACBongo]

Thanks for posting these videos on here Matt1yu Sean is an absolutely great comedian

[Matt1yu]

@ACBongo Cheers. Couldn't agree more. :-)

[indiacandy125]

im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive, im not a pedophile some of my best friends are children...that doesnt work does it, it makes things worse! haha classic

[kingjoker186]

Dudee, this guy is a LEGEND!

[Carnage1235]

I love "Don't worry about me, *ducks* Whoa!". Seriously, first time I saw that I laughed endlessly. So damn funny.

[fordalul]

sean lock is one of the funniest people alive

[Chappy9]

The best way to let someone know how much you love them is with a pie chart!! Cuz then they know exactly! Emotional precision!

Fucking class haha!!

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

why i oughtta....

[doran558]

i was trying to imagine a world with no herbs lol class

[TheSlug187]

When the air hostess asks u tp stop singing :) brill

[stoprainingonme]

"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get payed less."

[SpottyBlueSheep]

"WIVES WIVES WIVES!"

I burst out laughing XD

Thanks for uploading, I offically love you :P

[AAGGRRYY09]

i think jimmy carr is definately in the audience. you can hear his signature laugh!

[99RonaldOo]

HE is a fuckking legend !

[fifikisses]

wives wives wives!

[bat999]

Thanks for this.

[EDoTAIT]

cheers matt for putting this up.

[Matt1yu]

@EDoTAIT Thank you for thanking me. :)

[NuWave12]

The best thing about Sean is that if you leave without pausing, then come back in a bit, you don't know what fuck is going on.:L

[Matt1yu]

@NuWave12 You should try doing that while Ross Noble is on. ;)

[beefneck111]

@Matt1yu yeh ross noble you dont understand a thing if you dont pause it :P

[Matt1yu]

@beefneck111 It's quite rare you understand anything when you do pause it. :P Most random comedian I've ever seen. He's brilliant. :D

[IdRatherBeInLondon]

Is anyone else gunna see him on his new tour in April, So looking forward to it. Love 'im :)

[davehegartyno1]

A Pie Chart !

[Patchmagic88]

Creative Ladybird LMAo

[protzo]

I actually had tears in my eyes when during the AA bit, SOO FUNNY!!!!

[tampong922]

When Johnny grows up, he'll be a soldier

When Jimmy grows up, he'll be a sailor

When Timmy grows up he'll be a tailor

and all the girls will be wifes

Washing up and cooking dinner

Washing up and cooking dinner

Washing up and cooking dinner

Wifes, wifes, wifes

[rockettmeister]

wives

[Jimmeth]

@tampong922 Wives, not Wifes :P

[Alikax0]

I can't stoooop it :L

[Steroid12345]

BUFFALOW SOLDIER!

[inventiveinsanity]

BIFF!!!.... MOOOORREE AMMMOOOOO

[crackedcauldron]

I'm sure Jimmy Carr is at this show, I keep hearing his laugh - like at 5:22

[inventiveinsanity]

@crackedcauldron literally no one else on earth his a laugh even close to his xD

[markturner1970]

Lol, could be him, it sounds like it!

[hannaho3]

Im sure he is also!

[aandfriends]

@crackedcauldron

thats a spot on observation right there :)

[jsidiropoulou]

@crackedcauldron me too!

[JagFanStevie]

BIFF

[ROCKYMARCIANOXX0]

'Don't worry about me WOoooow!!!" hahaha :P

[MarkDavidRaford]

This guy is gold!! :)

[dylandior123]

Semi-skimmed mmmmmmmmmm! :-p

[233someone]

some of my best friends are kids

[DTAPBWBM]

lol at the guy laughing about the woman getting the little bit of chicken :D

[roberts9tr9]

thats one of the best parts an always makes me laugh lol

[calernasmith]

more ammo lol

[calumsmith2]

thats ice cream MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM hahahah

[DanWantsPie17]

isn't sean lock from chertsey?

[londongirle3]

Fend off attackers all night long loooooool

[Gellis2009]

apparently theres a bit of a difference between semi-skinned and.... BANANA flavoured milk.

Lmao that cracked me up

[Topjacket]

Buffalo soldier!!!! :-D

[GaryGarratt]

Just imagine if the end of the microphone came off hahaha! I can't stop it!!!!!

[TheSockies]

I CANT STOP IIITTT

[DaffydG]

Thats what she said

[pureluck101]

A PIE CHART!! LMAO!!

[AndyMHinchcliffe]

Ice-cream, HMMMMMMMM

I spat my drink everywhere at that!

[jealousbaby23]

I think that is Jimmy Carr's laugh, he has a very distinctive laugh.......Sean Lock is hilarious haha ta for posting..

[ScythePuppet]

"BIFF!"

[Nickjdj]

Buffalo Soldier haha!! Quality!

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

Is that Jimmy Carr's laugh I can hear throughout the show? It sounds like it!

[Matt1yu]

Hmm... it could have actually been him. :O There's a good chance.

[darklord4345]

I CANT STOP IT!

O.O

[badhraa]

"Wives, wives, wives" lmao what a legend!!

[daviduk1492]

he sounds different here than from 8 out of 10 cats

[Matt1yu]

Different how?

[daviduk1492]

well listen to him here and then listen to him on 8 out of 10 cats he sounds different

[Mike1717aj]

he's got a microphone

[SoulFly9310]

has he written for lee evans, it sounds like he mihgt hav

[Matt1yu]

"He has also written material for such comics as Bill Bailey, Lee Evans and Mark Lamarr."

Yep, I think so. ;)

[BiffyFighters]

Wow, really? i thought they all wrote their own material. Maybe not :)

[Matt1yu]

I think they do write most of their own, but I think pretty much all comedians get a bit of help.

[wiseguystudios]

some do, just like singers sometimes use songwriters. Most of the times it will be more famous comedians as they have other commitments such as TV shows and tours so they dont have alot of time. I have first hand experience halving been a joke writer for a few comedians.

[DontTouchMyTea]

I laughed so hard when he started singing Buffallo Soldier.

Somehow, it's the funniest song he could sing at this point, and I don't even know why.

[levler01]

THIS CROWD IS STIFF!!

[BakaKarasu]

You can tell that he's toured with Bill Bailey. The comedy style is really similar at times, although Sean's more offensive. Which is a good thing in most ways!

[jackyv08]

I think Sean writes material for him or vice versa

[PhoenixCorpse]

sean has written material for bill bailey and many other comedians

[JWBails]

Call me strange but I love Male/Female jokes like the start

[Matt1yu]

If that makes you strange, then the other 15,904 of us who have seen this (as of the time of this comment) are all strange too. Myself included. :) If they weren't any good, he wouldn't be telling them.

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Totally agree, when he sings "Wives, wives, wives" His legs go really high! He'd make a good dancer!

[BigboyDownStairs]

I don't really like his comedy routines

[NexusDarkworld338]

fair enough you don't have to, there are other comics after all. If this one doesn't have you laughing outta your seat.

[lacisk8er]

hahahaha thank you so much for the upload :)

[Matt1yu]

Glad you enjoyed it. But I hope you watched the whole thing, and not just up to this part. ;)

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

HaHaHa That song at the beginning "wives, wives, wives)"

[Matt1yu]

"It seemed so innocent at the time..."

[vivalajazz]

Anyone start to get strong eddie izzard vibes around 4:10? He doesn't seem quite like an action transvestite though..

[iforwardhamish]

she said surprise me - so i phoned from morocco - legend!

[rachidizere]

i dnt understand that joke can u explain it please

[Matt1yu]

Which joke?

[Beasleyboi1412]

"Dont worry about me!! Woah!!!!" lol

[Jeebix]

" A womans' work is never done, n maybe that's why they get paid less ".

One of the best lines ive heard in years

[Matt1yu]

Yup, for me too. :) Definitely the best line in the show.

[tommytoxen]

"I'm not a murderer. Some of my best friends are alive!" is my favourite of the show!

[greenday21]

i just txt my gf that..she wont txt back >.>

[pennelld]

a world with no herbs

[Matt1yu]

I could live without herbs. Fuck 'em. :)

[greenday21]

me to..i fucking love rosemary :]

[Casley16]

do u think we can just fend off attackers all night long!? haha quality

[LordHenson]

mongoose, MONG-oose, what the hell dont u get about that lmao

[Matt1yu]

Because most of the English-speaking world doesn't know the word mong. It's slang. Not even all English people have heard of it.

[leepaul2]

u mean english SPEAKING people i h8 it wen ppl call me english wen im irish ITS NOT THE SAME COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt1yu]

Well, Northern Ireland is in the United Kingdom, which is regarded as a country. But you're right, the Republic of Ireland is completely separate, and you're obviously not English. And in my defence, I said "English-speaking world" and "Not even all English people have heard of it". I don't know if it's used in Ireland, and I was referring to English, not British/Irish, people. Read comments carefully when replying, especially when it's so aggressive.

[Projectrez]

This is hilarious!