DW3: Fan Castle-Wu Opening(Guan Yu)

[Sereniama]

Soldier: REPORT, MY LORD LIU BEI! GUAN YU WAS SLAINED BY THE HANDS OF GUAN YU!

Liu Bei: WHAAAT!??!!? PREPARE THE TROOPS, WE MARCH TO YI LING!

Zhang Fei: Dude, Guan Yu is alive... he killed hims-

Liu Bei: STFU. I WILL AVENGE MY BROTHERRRR!!!

*at Yi Ling*

Guan Yu: *laughing hard about how he killed himself with Lu Meng*

Liu Bei: GUAN YU, YOU WILL DIE FOR SLAYING GUAN YU!

Guan Yu: O.O? Brother?

Liu Bei: OMG GUAN YU YOUR ALIVE! LETS GO HOME!

Guan Yu: Nah, Wu is awesome. 8D

[tattleboad]

what happens if you're lu meng in this scenario?

[Sereniama]

@tattleboad Lu Xun will be there.

[TreyDobe]

OH SHI...THERE ARE TWO GUAN YU'S! CHINA IS NOW FUCKED

[shadowhexogram]

I believe guan yu just created a time parodox.

[Qasdude]

LOOOL they actually took the liberty of making him say that , DW3 IS AWESOME !

[Robotnik722]

Was this done with Sima Yi?

[Xaldin007]

Guan Yu is so stealth, he can be speaking right next to you and you won't even notice.

[jjjonno]

guan yu looks at the camera and says shhhhh!

[Coldplay1999]

Lu Meng: We must fight Guan Yu

Guan Yu: Yes, we have to take his... HEYYY!!! I'm not supposed to be here!

Lu Meng: GET HIM!!!

Guan Yu: *stops horse*

Lu Meng: *runs into mud*

[robynb91]

Lu Meng: We must fight Guan Yu!

Guan Yu: This battle shall be difficult...{what the hell are you talking about? I'm right here.}

Lu Meng: What was that, Guan Yu?

Guan Yu:Nothing. o_O

[LuBuOWNZ]

Otacon: Snake?

Snake: Shit...

[xwhatsmyusernamex]

Snake! Time Paradox!!!

[ncheung888]

'We must fight Guan Yu'

*My lord! Do you mean the one next to you?

'WTF?!'

"I am Guan Yu! I have to take your head, Lu Meng!"

'Shit! Run'

lol dw3 could use every single character in every scene unlike in dw5

[TranceDevotee]

would have been even better if they made GY suddenly turn around and ride the other way :D

[SilverWolfOmega]

LOL!....paradox anyone?XD

it would of being funnier if GY said:fight guan....WTF!?I fought we were going out for pizza!!

LU Meng:mmmhhh.......ya pizza.....of course..(and evil Wuish griN)XD

[shabaz82189]

lol would you be able to do this scene with liu bei and zhang fei?

[TinyCaterpillar]

Okay, I'll try to get them in the next DW3 request batch. ^^

[xKennyrulesx]

"We must fight Guan Yu!"

"Report! Guan Yu is next to you!"

"WTF?!"

lol Guan Yu is his own opponent

[Korea389746]

Lmao guan yu vs guan yu its like they cut each others head at the same time and lu mengs goes to texas and say howdie i got guan yu and the second guan yus head!

[Tyranitar635]

oh no. Poor lu mengs gonna be double possessed!

[muaz126]

lol im my own opponent i thought he say something like *guan yu's voice*"Guan Yu yomust die here and now" pause"the god of war shall be no more.

[yourtrueruler]

I can picture Guan Yu trying to fight himself.

"I will smite you with my blade of honor"

"I will smite you with my blade of honor"

*he takes two cresent dragon spears and clangs them together as if theyre fighting*

[SSJ3raditz]

Oh shit, Guan Yu just broke the fourth wall.

[nezarzraidi1]

O_o Guan Yu said that

Thats WeIrD

[mainkilla]

Guan Yu,good luck helping lu meng kill yourself hehehe

[flo32om]

now we understand how guan yu won so many battles

[banmido1234]

that was hillarious!!!

[tsaoricky]

lol I've seen this before in DW3 o_O

Very funny.

[Frankosisco]

Ahahaha! Oh man, that was good! XD

[Lorric101]

Cao Cao: "Lu meng! Do not kill Guan Yu! He's too useful to die yet!" Yuan Shao: "Yes. Victory must be total. There is no need for alliance." Does that mean he wants Wu to defeat Wei as well, and take Fan castle? I did about 10 others that aren't worth mentioning. That's it for me.

[Lorric101]

Lu Bu: "I will prove I am the best! Watch me destroy those maggots." Xiao Qiao: "This rain is like creepy! Let's finish this so I can go inside!" I kid you not, that's what she said. I could not make that up.

[TinyCaterpillar]

rofl That Xiao Qiao one is pretty good. XD

[Lorric101]

It put a big smile on my face. I tried some other Xiao Qiao scenes, but she disappointed me.

[Lorric101]

Let's try some more, starting with those brothers of his: Liu Bei: "My foolish brother! I shall defeat him myself!" Umm... you told him to attack Fan castle, Liu Bei... And Zhang Fei: "Ha ha ha. I've always wondered who was the strongest!"

[kvica19]

if liu bei beard you , you would have made him feel retarded

[Lorric101]

Beard? No, Guan Yu is the one with the beard.

Don't worry, I know what you're saying.

[Lorric101]

Xu Huang's a good one here. He says "I shall repay Lord Guan Yu with my sword! Lord Lu Meng! Forward!" Umm... you use an axe... and Xiahou Dun: Great! Now I can fight Guan Yu! I am thankful for the opportunity!"

[dabigbozz42]

this one is hillarious, and liu bei in this scene is funny to, cuz u wuld nvr expect him ta act like that, while zhuge liangs makes it look liek hes served wu his whole life

[ssorraa]

what happens when you choose lu meng,

is the other person going to be lu xun?

[TinyCaterpillar]

Yes. For any of these cutscenes, if you play as the character that's non-swappable, there will be an automatic character in the scene. Zhen Ji was the automatic one for Wei's You Ting opening, for example.

[yourtrueruler]

HA HA. this is halarious

[tychub]

that was soo funny

different sayiong for diff people, but that funny

[PrincessMizzMeg]

OMG!!! LOL!!! that was priceless! XD

[LittleDragonZ]

Haha well thanks to you I'm making topics for all the games opening. Great quality btw.

[TinyCaterpillar]

Thanks very much! I'm glad you like them. :D

[LittleDragonZ]

Its probably an easter egg for the fans ^_^ I was going to ask you for more, but oh well....

[TinyCaterpillar]

Well, I can always do more looking. :P

[LittleDragonZ]

DW3 has many character possibilities, depending on who you use in certain situations. Well spotted TC. ^_^

[TinyCaterpillar]

Thanks, and I'm glad you like it. :D My sister and I did alot of playing around with those interchangeable scenes, but that was really the only one we found that acknowledged that the set up didn't make any sense.:P

[inspchin]

OMG!!! WAT IS THAT LOL!!!!

[LittleDragonZ]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO! Wow Tiny Caterpillar I've played DW3 for ages and never noticed that lmao.

[SazukiSakura]

dang! i should so try that lol! do it for all of them and have them fight their darker halves! BWAHAHAH!

... oh wait... it'll confuse the archers!

[HalfMoonBlade]

OMG! I can't stop roffling. I didn't expect that! So hilarious...I'm gonna die!

[ArcanaKick]

Looool xD

[kazxjun]

That was confusing lol o.O

[mega520]

o__O lol

[inspchin]

lol

[igotshot5]

lol im my own oppenent