RMR: Slap Chop

[eLDaRoachez]

Okay who voted for the Fascist party of Canada... sorry what did i say? i meant conservative

[1KevinsFamousChili1]

"gotta have your greens" xD

[orlandojames33]

wow this is still 100 % relavent way to go rick

[EpricRawrPanda26]

Does anyone notice that when he slaps it, you could see the peppers green tip from before they even introduce the four horseman of the Apocalypse

[namikejohnson]

Way better than the Daily Show or Colbert Report.

[pdblouin33]

@namikejohnson Well, it's better for Canadians because it involves Canadian politics. Gotta love the RMR.

[bagger101]

To much fluoride you sheep

[TheBeatles193]

I love this.

[Cheeseisgood7789]

Aww no one likes the Communist Party. Even most communists don't like the communist party.

[LunaticFringe20]

@Cheeseisgood7789 Because they're Stalinists haha, the few communists I know (read: 3) are all Marxist-Leninists.

[Cheeseisgood7789]

@LunaticFringe20 What's funny about is that if communists form a normal political party they cease to be communists and become corrupt social democrats. It's like if Ron Paul tried to lead a bunch of impoverished Muslims in a revolution.

[LunaticFringe20]

@Cheeseisgood7789 Yeah communism and political parties aren't often a good mix, obviously some communists do get elected in some countries like France, but communism isn't exactly a philosophy that mixes with liberal democracy.

[Cheeseisgood7789]

@LunaticFringe20 Seeing as it REQUIRES a total overhaul of the social order, economic system, political system, and the rest of the world (or just most of it) joining it, I'd have to admit that it's never a good mix.

[LunaticFringe20]

@Cheeseisgood7789 Well it depends on your development cycle, some people argue that China was actually going through a form of Fordist development and some kind of bizarre communist consumer culture when it modernized (hence things like the 'four essentials' a bicycle, radio, etc.) so development patterns might be similar. But yeah, democratic election of a high-ranking communist only happened once, Salvador Allende in Chile.

[russfromdodge]

We owe a big thank you to Liberal douches like Rick.The repulsive Liberal bagwashing of him and his CBC ilk has finally opened the eyes of Canadians.The Tories will have another 8 years,heck,maybe 12-16 years to turn this country around.All the lost years under Liberals have cost us dearly.

[Tiberiansam]

@russfromdodge

By "turning this country around", you mean screw us (and getting bigger taxes cuts to big corporations) even more than the liberals did right?

[russfromdodge]

@Tiberiansam Bringing in some law and order.Sentences that reflect the crimes committed(eliminating the ''Faint hope clause",which allows people convicted of 1st degree murder out in as little as 15yrs).Getting rid of the useless long gun registry,which the Libs said would cost $2million and has surpassed $2BILLION.Abolishing the Senate.Giving our armed forces the equipment to do their job safely and effectively.....You know,all the things that Liberals hate....

[droid7627]

0:21 torie minority

0:35 torie minority

0:53 torie minority

1:15 torie minority

meh whats new

[TheAce1082]

now tory at majority lol yay for tory majority :D

[IMAFISHYAY]

@nodaybuttoday Actually he's right. The conservatives got only about 40% of the votes, but they got the majority of seats. Our current government is considered a "false majority". Politics are funny that way.

[russfromdodge]

@IMAFISHYAY ''Our current government is considered a ''false majority''???Its always been that way.But I guess Jean Chretien;s majorities with 37% were more legitimate in your Liberal brainwashed mind....

[Ringerland]

This is seriously one of the funniest things I have ever seen... Mercer is a genius!

[s3xyst3v3]

The green disappears yay

[LivesForJihad]

Man...I love having Tory Minorities in the morning...

[arsenelupin123]

If only he had been right...

[thundergod989]

Rick needs to work on his predictions.

[jamie514]

@thundergod989 this was 2 years ago when we were very much in a rut.

[harrisonconstantinou]

oh look its a tory majority, shit!!!!!!!!!!!

[MajBlood]

You give it a slap... and look at that, another Tory m...majority... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[nodaybuttoday01]

IT'S A TORY MAJORITY, RICK!!!! And Rick, it's because of you that so many students turned up to vote. I'm telling you. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!! You deserve the Order of Canada.

[sonic2277]

@nodaybuttoday01 You idiot 60% of people didn't vote Harper

[nodaybuttoday01]

@sonic2277 Bahaha dude. I didn't vote for the Conservatives. And really, you're the idiot - it doesn't matter that 60% of people didn't vote for NOT HARPER, but for the Conservatives. IT'S STILL A TORY MAJORITY. No need to call names.

[MrShnigglepuff]

@nodaybuttoday01

Yes, we need a new system. The numbers show this very clearly.

[jspector86]

And, on that bombshell, we have ended up with a tory majority.

[Andiodnumber12345]

well wadda ya know? we actually have a tory minority

[mtaves100]

Hey look there's still gonna be a tory minority.

[xoxILoveCatsxox]

The sad thing is it's true…

[blueye101]

hahahahaha

[macaaragones]

lol i love this

[morvarid69]

i love this dude!!!! and his awesome accent!!

[Flyboy243]

That vince guy is soooo goddamn annoying......

[sikvenum82]

Is this Canada's Jon Stewart? Before anyone says this, yes I know this guy is this guy but analogies always help.

[AlmostRyanScott]

@sikvenum82 Yes he is our equivalent.

[InuvikPhil]

Classic bit after classic bit from Rick Mercer

[violinisthenry]

If Canadians are smart enough, we need a majority goverenment. If we have another minority, we will have an election in a year or so. Canadians will not give the Liberal any kind of government. Therefore we need a majority Harper government

[brendant19]

@violinisthenry No, no we don't. Hell i'd be surprised if we even have elections after Harpers done with this country.

[Zxceelxuz]

@violinisthenry Why would I EVER want to give Harper a majority? He's destroying the image of our country, and doing nothing but act like a second version of the United States Republican Party.

The majority of the Cons are corrupt individuals who won't even attend all candidate debates because they are too afraid of having their policies torn apart. They won't go anywhere they don't have scripted questions and a method to keep others from asking them additional questions.

[shiconia]

Oh look a Liberal Majority.

[physicsbugga]

and we are on track for another minority government!!!

[JaseRyker]

We are going to get a MAJORITY this time!! We've learned out lesson right?

[Squeaks90]

@JaseRyker No you didn't learn the lesson. You throw 'em all in; oh look at that, another Tory Minority.

God save the Queen; may we please have a leader with the confidence of the house!

[Zxceelxuz]

@JaseRyker I would think Canadians are smart enough to never give Harper a majority.

[macaaragones]

@Zxceelxuz me too! and i'm not even canadian!

[TheWomanMonster]

relevant again!! imagine that!

[mania10766]

I can't decide between screaming down the streets over 400mil about to be blown, or slap Harper like his mama on a sunday afternoon.

[Gravja]

And this 2 year old video is relevant again.... sigh

[Canada9990]

its coming again

FUCK

another tory minority

[RaminPauls]

its amazing the tories can still get a minority even with the horsemen of the apocalypse. really says something about harper doesnt it.

[Wallyrus]

Considering how the electoral map actually gives the Tories a massive advantage, it is quite telling that they still can't manage to pull-off a majority with EVERY election.

[HerPuzzlePieces]

I LOOOOVE RICK MERCER omg im dying ahahahaha

[sonic2277]

The greens are gone! how come?

[sonic2277]

Add more tomatoes next time and less plums next time?

[VlogsifyableVlogs]

Plus one easy payment of 350,000,000 dollars!

[VerveRuins]

Lol. ... Thanks for posting.  Love his show.

[RhiannanAR1]

Hilarious! I needed a good laugh. Ty for posting. Never seen this bit before!

[DoOrDie898]

I watched this in my Civics class :)

[bungkjlkjkljlkj]

63c a gigabyte is the new "best deal" for the internet in Canada. Canada post is now cheaper AND faster.

[sargentaaron2004]

15 people are paying $350,000,000 every month

[tweetyaja]

12 Peoples buyed fake Slap Chop (BEWARE OF IT)

[tweetyaja]

Hey MercerReport, isnt the real Slap Chop that he use?

[EARDistortion]

gay, same joke over and over. was boring

[LaughingGoon]

14 people have no sense of humor.

[Bus7777]

Okay, now that they made fun of the Slap Chop, who thinks they should make fun of the "Whiskers Saved Christmas" ad?

[Appleisgreedy]

Look at that! Another tory minority!

[Bus7777]

Thumbs Up if you think Rick should do a spoof of the Old Spice commercial!

[issyvoo2]

@Bus7777 Yes! Has he done it yet?

[viper10011]

lol we probably could have curred cancer by now if it wherent for those dam election lol.

[DaJackPackCrew]

Check my shamwow parody out

[RetroCaptain]

LMAO!!!

HeHe!! It's almost a fact.....Tory minority governments...

Where does he come up with this stuff!! Mostly fact,...all funny...!

[lyttleton]

Liberals are tomatoes?

[chickenlight]

@lyttleton Yes; They have thin skins and their insides are squishy!

[lyttleton]

@chickenlight dude you're so right!!

[Demmonix]

I live in Quebec,I hate the bloc Quebecois and  I especially hate seperatists

[viper10011]

@Demmonix who doesnt well other than half of quebec lol.

[MrDancer125]

fake! :(

[skateboardsking3000]

politics are gay

[RyanEvH]

I love Rick Mercer in a non-gay way.

[GOOFEEN]

@RyanEvH Yeah, thanks for pointing that out. Would have thought you were one of those faggots otherwise!

[danielthemaniak]

this will not suck my nuts u noob this sucks

[snowman69ish]

this is retarded dub is way better

[arielsandersmusic]

LMAO!!!

[WhammyDown]

This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Made in Canada (when it was on), Rick Mercer, Corner Gas....

[drish2]

You gotta have you're green's right?

[chrismitchellcooke1]

OH YEAH GOTTA HVE UR GREENS lol

[Matkin222]

Hey Vince, what happens if the Tories prorogue Parliament?

[kirant]

@Matkin222 - Tory Minority.

[UltimateKingSonic]

"I'll tell ya, you got your tories, your NDP, your Liberals, your greens and a giant piece'a PM bull, put it all together and give a great big slap," *SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP*

"Look at that, you got a wrecked system of government!"

[zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1]

@UltimateKingSonic thats good lol

[ACommonCourtesy]

lol.

[anonimystro12345]

BONK

[TheHelmarocQueen]

When I saw this on the television, I lol'd.

[Kijame]

I say, it would be nice if we could slap (and occasionally chop) them... lawl.

[PainInTheAssInternet]

We slap them across the face while Chuck Norris karate chops them in the spine.

Maybe we can elect Chuck...

[Yubel0]

If canada elected Chuck Norris he would get voted out fast. The man is an idiot.

[valdezmiguel2]

THE HOOKER bit my TONGUE OUT!

[SilentEcho8]

boo for "ads by google"

[pinkshirted]

yes definitely true

[vasaniemi]

drugs man

[MrCommentingGuy]

hahahah so true

RMR FTW

[anzupeach]

It makes me sad, 'cause it's so true *sigh*

[JohnFinnigan1]

hahaha, true

[rockon455]

ANOTHER TORY MINORITY!

:D :P

lol

[athlon866]

I love it!

RMR rocks!!!

[KeaneUndertheIronSea]

Fuck Conservatives and fuck that dick Steven Harper

[nakabar]

i can't believe more freaks than non freaks have seen your comment. makes me fucking sick. i'm bringing your thumbs back up to 0 bro.

[justofffish]

Is Rick gay?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[billanole]

MY sister went to school with him and back then he was gay. Not sure if he is now but who knows, either way hes hilarious.

[nakabar]

and proud

[hoolyship]

and you give them other big slap!!!!! 350,000,000 plus GST!!!! wmp.

[randomblork1919]

But Rick, what happens if the sun explodes, incinerating the Earth and ending all life as we know it? TORY MINORITY!!!

[STEFANIGAGA]

Vote for the Conservatives!

[tubeyou443]

look at that, another tory minority

[ExaSecond]

@tubeyou443 same for this election.

[MajBlood]

@ExaSecond Don't count your chickens before they hatch. 

[wwe738]

danm that is funny i saw it on tv so i added it on utube so i can watch it whenever i want

[cadieness]

YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

[Snydes003]

Vote green.

[sweetdeborra]

The only thing scarier then the NDP running the country is the greens.

[nakabar]

and what's scary to you, not having mandatory religion in schools and actually funding our own olympians?

[PLANforlifeB]

wat about the graty :(

[thatstheguy07]

haha!!

[PureKnickers]

Awesome! Sad the Greens get eaten by the slap chop. Actually, should have been one cube in there, May's new riding (the one I live in) actually has a good shot assuming no PR blunders.

[kidkappa04]

Abolish the NDP who the fk likes orange socialists?

[DnKenneth]

LMAO. Tories are going to win no matter what. =\

[edarion01]

Diagram shows most purple... SO isn't that a bloc minority

[Roy7437]

There are two blocks of fruit.

#1 is entirely Purple except there are 4 pieces missing, 2 white pieces and 6 orange pieces.

#2 Has no purple, and there is also a stray red piece.

Since #1 is not all purple and #2 has no purple, purple is at most 49%.

[Bus7777]

He should of done something with the "You'll love my nuts'. but great anyway!

[nakabar]

and linguine fettuccine jahweemy bikini

[kidkappa04]

The next Liberal leader has to be Jean Charest. he would make a great prime minister

[CanadiansCanFight]

This is the best parody Merser has ever done! I love this one!

[fibreoptik]

AWESOME! :D

[cheungkl04]

rofl haha

[Forepawz]

Thank you for making Canadian Politics fun again!

[bryanncampbellca]

@Forepawz Again?

[getpoked]

Rick is normally halarious, but the bit really stunk- sorry.

[Robotfan987]

Yo Rick, I'm real happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Vince had one of the best slap chop commercials of all time. ALL TIME!

[Jenchens]

nice job on the set. it's pretty darn close to the original. but no more tory minorities please... i've had my fill. thank you.

[ensuit]

LOL!

[patratcan]

Simply Perfect! I love it!!!!

[EffortlessCool2]

hahahaha nice, can't wait for some new Rant's!

[shikamarufan]

rick u are a genius

[fafp44]

hilarious!

[SarahxJane]

He butchered it :(