Cockblocking #9 " Things Are Getting Hot ! " ★DSSC★( David Spates )

[MetallicAus]

oh really coz im like a special agent secret undercover marine killer pillot but i can't talk about that! ok shut up and kiss me :D

[dakingspace6]

girl: is he ok?

Dave: yeah he has segues sometimes

[VoodatheJuggalo]

@dakingspace6 ...It's SEIZURES.

[aizat61]

John put bleach & what??

[MrMatthewUnger]

you need to hook me up.

[SERVICECANADAGC]

" harder " "oh it's getting hard" lmao.funny shit

[C5GA]

were they get all these girls

[williambrown007]

The first one wasnt really a cockblocking becuz she still wanna have sex with John when he GETS WELL!!!! LOL!!!!

[NorCaliBeast]

So you still wanna have sex? LMAO

[portnerman]

dude,airborne tab and ranger tab does not belong on any marines outfit.

[ecemk1]

i hate the fucking advertisements...

[DaGhettoHoodratz]

LMFAO!!!!!!! Dat last part had me rollin on the freakin floor for about 2 minutes,,,,lol!!! So unexpected...but freackin hiliarious!!!! KUDOS! Im Subscribin.

[SuitlandsStrongest09]

y r these guys not on tv?

[partydevil101]

where do they get all of these hot women!!!!

[coolkillah5105]

yeah he has has sezuriez

[cassiereid1000]

yooooow thats the real cock blocker looooool

[OSITAYMONKIE]

daaammmnn that asian !!

[MrTakersdemon]

I think he got high on the explosive fart

[ms789amybaby]

wats up with the tigger toy in a rocking chair

[ImNeverOver]

"uh, can we still have sex?" haahhaa

[dantetheboss6]

i lov e asain

[sasuketiger]

3:51 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD daaaaaaaaamn!!!! i've fell off the chaaaair!!!!!!

[xzibitskillz30]

that asian chick is BAD

[TheMarineRodriguez]

how did that guy get corporal chevrons



[TheBrawlinator]

Sorry General but if you actually mixed bleach and ammonia you would have mad mustard gas, thus killing yourself in the process. And I don't want the General of CB's life to end D:

[MonroesReport]

He really eating beans out the can? LIKE REALLY EATING BEANS OUT THE CAN!

[ReviewerHQ]

i like this series better when they dont use these special effects

[Asymmetricalmind]

ummmmm DO NOT MIX AMMONIA AND BLEACH!!! it will not do what they showed.

[ayamashe]

OMG!!! this was priceless...lmaoooooooo

[thatswsspshani]

lol "so you still wanna have sex?"

[springdom]

lol that room didnt need any light

[Sup3dupG4m3r]

that asian woman was so hot you two are lucky to be working with all these beautiful woma keep up the great work with the funny vids

[jasenrooks2001]

@xXCjBasedAllDayXx 2 for its gangsta bob xD

[xXCjBasedAllDayXx]

@jasenrooks2001 hahahah subscribe me bro

[jasenrooks2001]

@xXCjBasedAllDayXx c-c-c-c-cock b-b-b-b-blocking bitch

[muddy3216]

Look out leroy be habin anuder fit.He must of saw a fine ass white girl and as usual cant control himself

[lusikeroin]

last chance Asian women need to meet you  lushfmlk.info

[xXCjBasedAllDayXx]

2:42 damn looll my gf is asian too sexyyy

[DasiaSchmidt029]

this is always funny

[pavelradev1990]

So are all you acors ors is this real stuff

[ipray369]

wats these instrumentals

[MrSvensson]

hahahaha thats fucked upp

[robiiC9109]

these are so funny fucking brilliant

[FPCvarsity14]

lol.. you still wanna have sex?? lmao



[swaggerjackinisanono]

00:00 skip de add

[rhynoboy2009]

1:54

[popultor]

geil voll lustiges video "man what the hell"

[evh99]

these videos are so stupid!

why do i keeeep watching them!!

[biqqforlife88]

she sexy with those basket ball shorts on

[valy225]

bleach is name for a cartoon to lol

[valy225]

1:28 scared the fuck out of me damn

[valy225]

finally i se views after 8 ep

[JoyMaze123]

Novelas? Really? NOVELAS!?!?!?

[Luigi555551]

...so you still wanna have sex

[Gr8tDir3ctor]

that 2nd chick is sexy as hell

[CaliCal2011]

ROTFLMAOSHTISM!!!!!

[mrdta97]

dammmmmm that asiasn chick was fine

[AnnaLanay]

"C-C-C-C-COCK!

B-B-B-B-BLOCKIN!

B-B-B-B*TCH!

lol tht was 2 funny..nd his face topped it all off!

[toxicMc1]

these vids are amazing when ur high

[axelfighter15]

the last one was TOOOOOOOOOOO petty!!

[METAMAN360]

@axelfighter15 she was ugly

[axelfighter15]

@METAMAN360 Asians ain't ugly....

[METAMAN360]

@axelfighter15 some can be hot but lots are ugly as fuck

[Rayeboi]

2:40 dayumm shes ffine.

[vladam97]

electofing someoneis not realy cock blocking

[headdildo]

LOL Special agent undercover marine killer pilot

[headdildo]

LoL marine killer pilot

[tonymeechie]

where the hell are you finding all these fine ass women DAMN!!!

[Beastboy110]

2:44 Oh my god. Why would you do that to someone who looks like that!!! >:(

[numberonesoulja]

i was like whats dave gunna do, than he drops the draws LOL

[heyitsjeff777]

doesnt bleach and amonia make mustard gas

[krispinnix]

@heyitsjeff777 Yes it does

[kirkblackheart]

I'm epileptic and that was funny as shit.

[RageKage250]

Dang The Girl At 2:42 Is Fine.

[19Pupp]

DAVE dude you're hella dumb hahaha good skit!!!

[vlog1234567]

the trunk was the best

[sickmindedkidz23]

funny lol

[shockbreaka]

heeeey you look good in corn rows bro!

[EmpireFire105]

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION BIAATCH!! XD

[MisterBankz]

"HEY what's goin on Smokey?" xD

[014RCKR]

Love the NC jersey Dave!!!!!

[XxxCrimsonx]

The bleach one was fukked up!

[fallenangel2100]

lmao dave gave you the goat john you owe him 5 kicks

[AKShazadi]

I laughed SO hard at that fart! OMG!!!!! I couldn't breath!!!!!

[TimothyB24]

John got shocked!

[MekMarryMe]

Ok two things

One where do u find all these girls

Two do u ever wear underwear!!!!

[jdizzlebrownie]

WHERE DO THEY GET ALL OF THESE GIRLS?!?!

[Jocie0529]

Bleach and Ammonia = an intense chemical reaction that was used in a war. Soo.. don't do ever mix them. Im a Chemist and well don't ever try it.

[lovfr471]

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[huxley880]

haha I SWEAR TO GOD WEN I GET FAMOUS IMA SHOUT U OUT U NEED UR OWN SHOW AND MOVIES!

[Soldierboy871]

I DIED AT 3:51

[123keithley]

@Soldierboy871 SAME THE FART

[spichka1]

damn where do u get those hot ass girls.

[gamer3425]

That girl at 2:45.............DAMN.

[JJwp08]

yea see girl in basketball shorts during the massage session was fine

[mooniemacc702]

lol 3:45-4:00 priceless

[DatJuiceboxFool]

how do you find all these chicks? lol

[NitroNoodles]

THE LAST ONE WAS EPIC LOL

[glavaun98]

CCCCCCCCCCCock BBBBBBBBBBlockin BBBBBBBBBBitch! XD XD

[kingstomman]

i dotn like this episode much

but the others are funny as hell

[PlottedFate]

dude you know bleach and amonia is the combonation for mustard gas you know XD

[Evrenovic]

oh the one that got massage was freaking hot

[Tent316]

Hey smokey, hot enough for yea.........hey

rofl love those bloopers!

[moocow72]

hahaha i love how he fucking makes mustard gas for massage oil xD

Thats fucking brutal

[msduvalprincess]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BEANIE WEENIES FROM THE CAN...

[Skeeterman42087]

Damn who is the one getting the massage, Hook it up Dave

[leonkly]

c-c-c-c-c-c-o-o-o-o-ockk b-b-b-blockin bitttch! LOL NICE HAHAh

[808Jolly]

sooo, you still wanna have sex?

[12Saintsrow]

These cockblocking vids are the fuckin' shit!!! So damn funnay!

[OpticalShasows]

Hahaha!! The end one was awesome!!! Great work as always! XD

[boii2000]

damn dat asian chick was sexxi as fuck

[madsplash]

@boii2000 yo I definately agree, and i loves me the asians bro!

[DaroZuo]

"im a special agent secret undercover marine killer pilot"

I just tried not to fell of my chair laughing

[polytypyitqfp]

sexy!- howeva youtube's defo not great for hot girl videos, go see Rudey Tube , super sexy videos!

[StopThatSquirrel]

omg HAHAHAHAH!

[madsplash]

Yo the farting part was off the chain.

[PeachesH88]

lmfao! me an my bf laugh so hard our chest hurting so much omg... lmfaooo!!!! yall is the best

[The1BRAHIM]

3:31 lier

[funnyman805]

That's what happens when you speak bad of Dave's videos...yop get muthafudgin blocked!

[jevans5145]

LMFAO he lit dat junk on fire

[tdotmiss]

"ya haven't met her yet" lmaao

[bunneybeast]

this is hilarious!!! lol I jushope it keeps getin funnier haha!!! :D

[shaftman20]

I luv all ur videos man, keep up da gud work dawg, im sum wat of an actor my self, i play da role of a spice gurl, justin timberlake, nd richard simmons, but yea keep doin ya thang dont let anybody put u down, cuz dey not even makin videos, dey jus a bunch of kidz wit no brain, much luv to ya man

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

who was that girl when he put the bleach on her??

she was hot

[abzmullet]

fart was a kiler lmao

[DMANHONEY]

dat bleach joint was fuqd up

[bklynboy114]

nigga juss lighted a fart on fire!!

[ElR3Y1221]

LMFAOOOO his face when he's gettin electrocuted is priceless!

[knuckles2388]

Thats what pork n beans ell do to you

[BigDaddy6065]

AHAHAH dat nigga eatin "Pork N Beans" straight out tha can

[prettygirlcp]

LOL

[UdoShan]

3:48-4:01

Damn, I think I just laughed myself in a coma!

[DavidDaHoja]

Guys,Youre awesome

[2023254]

LOL that was funny

[SOBEGOLD]

holy shit i cant stop laughin... he just came in the room and pulled his pants down ROFLMFAO

[itzmekiq]

damn i smelt that last one through the computer

[rojayray]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololololololool­ololololollool

[gamerdude122]

Heh. Only took me 16 times watching this to realize Dave didn't zip up his pants at the end.

[The415Prince]

WHO IS THE WOMAN AT 2:39???

Cuz damn she was sexy

[574104]

love the bloopers!!!!

[fhumnagads]

they need to make these videos more often it took them like 6 months to make cockblocking 10

[sutrus101]

@fhumnagads it doesnt matter it is still really funny

[rockdup99]

special agent undercover marine killer pilot

but i can't talk about that

yeah, right :))

[mese1]

the last one absolutely KILLLLS IT AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA TOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNY reeeeeeeespect

[csguitarsk8dude]

If u dont like this video just eat a DIC!!!!

[laughandpeealittle]

tO

jtboll00: I got one more effect for you. the "BLOCKED!" effect :-)

[Rad1ated]

Win.

[ZekeAsakuraX]

@laughandpeealittle

Is John wearing puma suede?

Fosho!

[DatingGames2010]

@laughandpeealittle LOL.. Dave Loves to block fools when they start talkin' that BULLSHIp !!

[Ghetto93Cowboy]

@laughandpeealittle lmao gotta have love for you dave block that mother fudger

[hitemupG]

@laughandpeealittle Do you really block people? lol

[JuggB]

@laughandpeealittle Th-th-th-thats fffffffucked up!  lol!

[usetece]

@laughandpeealittle spam his anus and subcribe to my vids boooiii

[remixrayray1122]

@laughandpeealittle HAHAAHA NICE DAVE

[d0ctorgrany]

@laughandpeealittle I am surprised neither of you have filed a restraining order.

[R2rGangstaFC]

@laughandpeealittle wow, what a bitch

[bscutajar]

@laughandpeealittle so if someone gives you negative feedback you just block them? what kind of shit is that? in life you gotta expect negative feedback as well and use it

[Shenaniganist]

@bscutajar Though you're probably already blocked, I feel the need to say what Dave was probably thinking. There is a difference between negative feedback and trolling. It's all in the wording. Saying "Lame ass video effects" is trolling. Saying that you disagree with the video effects or suggest that Dave steer away from them in the future is negative feedback.

[bscutajar]

@Shenaniganist nope not blocked.

[Neil542]

yeah thats true

[Clipseproductionrep]

@jtboll00 they have something for that... its called Delicous Intense Candy... go eat one.

[SwayzeDre]

@jtboll00 Lol you hater you suck!!

[naynayeful]

shocking

[TotallyCoolHD]

cock blocking ain't cool man a girl cock block me last time which sucked!!!

[ciss1967]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Crying!

[aka19p]

lol lmfao ha ahah ah this shit is funny

[Beatwop]

Chychyea keep it up, dis iz hillarious!

[Captin0Ce3]

funny shit