How To Become A Chess Master And Beat Anyone In Four Moves :)

[turksandapa]

what the hell is this?

[nick91ace]

im pretty sure you have no idea how to play chess retarded people with down syndrome that r blind wouldnt even fall for that

[rafaelbdb2]

Those movements are really ridiculous and well known:

"3.Qf3?" - anyone who has studied a bit of chess know that you should not move the queen early, because she becomes a target;

And if "3.Qh5?" she get lost after: "3...g6!" - "4.Qh3?" is a bad answer allows a discovered fork: "4...d5!", wins the bishop, and black is able to fianchetto his king's bishop and the rest of the game will be easy.

"3. ...a5??" - the noobiest movement possible... NEVER assume that your opponet will do such mistake.

[JamieGorzynski]

why is there the music from crazy hamster ball at the end?

[travincal1]

What an ugly chess set. Seriously that has to be the worst chess set I have ever seen. Not to mention no one falls for this unless they are a complete noob in which case you don't need a 4 move check mate to beat them anyway.

[jbe313]

Lets assume you are white and your opponent is black .. lmao, and by the way that move rarely works I learned it 20 years ago

[SuperBlazza]

god sake the king will take ur queen

[rafaelbdb2]

@SuperBlazza No, she is supported by the bishop at c4. It's a checkmate indeed.

[thefreejackers]

thats epic!

[TheThomasmann100]

you sound like a pedo

[00741]

Your voice sounds little bit like Jigsaw

[a015537]

this guys a terd..........

[AJWASERE]

Thing is I tried this... didn't work.

[018975]

stupid moves....

[MrPokemonBlack12]

bishops cant jump a pawn at the start?

[magnus3318]

Yeah I lerned dis and I am so good at chess now omg! I beat everyone and anyone in 4 moves!!

[ColorfulWisdom]

sorry, that's good, but my computer didn't even fall for that and it was on level 1 of 10.

[pianoman357mag]

The pieces are not set up incorrectly. The particular board is just confusing - and thus not a very good board for playing (just for dis-playing). Since our instructor here took the clear pieces for white, and thus the white frosted pieces for black, it is reasonable to assume that he did the same thing for the board squares. Thus the lighter looking squares (i.e., the white frosted squares) represent black, and the darker looking clear squares represent white.

[warblerab]

The board is set up wrong. The square at the right corner should be a white square. 

[chesscentral135]

He did set up the board wrong. Very subtle, but when he played Bc4 and the bishop was on a DARK square, I knew something was up.

[insidetrip101]

@chesscentral135

If that isn't the dark square bishop, then why is the other bishop on a white square in its starting position?

[insidetrip101]

@chesscentral135

Oh I see, he mixed the queen and the king?

[kadampajim]

If only we could get our opponent to play a5 when we are threatening mate in 1. Do we use Jedi mind tricks for that?

[bryanthebarber]

PROBIBLY WHITE IF YOUR PLAYING CHESS LOL

[lukedio9]

bad video. Dosen't work

[TheAceofOcea]

well as im mastering the art of military warfare, id say this isnt really hard to predict

2 mins of hard-looking analyze would reveal the potention next moves

effective against newbies tho :P

whoever wanna argue with me be careful, i have 11 years of military RTS experience and 10 years of military knowledge in the art of war and weapons

i am NOT kidding about the above statement :)

[pedarikarhu]

@TheAceofOcea You seem like a stupid retard who has been watching too many movies and playing too much video games.

[JuicersSuck]

Only a FOOL would fall for this tactic.

[CssFade]

THE GAME CANNOT BE WON FOOL

[graphicmakerone]

cow



[skewzme1]

wow! you should be the next chess world champion and i'll be your no.1 fan from now on...:)))

[DanielManahan]

I have been a master now for 40 years because I learned this when I was seven.

[MrSmart0ne]

this is called the fools mate lmao @ anyone falling for it

[recklesspirateofspac]

It's called the Sicilian Checkmate. It's a classic opening that doesn't work with avarage players. Only newbies fall for this.

[tcurrsdmaster]

@recklesspirateofspac actually it's the scholar's mate

[braoult]

Good joke, isn't it? Try this silly opening against me, and let' see !!

[guybacos]

Wow! Thanks so much, I just beat Kasparov with that move!

[ShurikenSubscriber28]

u notice how weird the guy sounds

[22mattbaer]

the figures are okay, but the board is wrong. A white square should be at the bottom right hand corner if you're playing as white.

[rwsmith29456]

You succeed in making the 'Scholars Mate' sound intriguing. If you are bad enough and push your f and g pawns as white, black can deliver checkmate with a queen in two moves. This is called a 'Fool's Mate'.

[TheTrollUnderABridge]

not only does no-one fall for this, But you said " i assume you can set up a chess board, and you set it up wrong

[biggori]

@TheTrollUnderABridge He did not set it up wrong. You assume that the frosted color is white, but it is just as reasonable to say "clear" is white and "frosted" is black.

[therunes100]

@TheTrollUnderABridge yea lol i saw those 2 bishops next to eachother, but at least the board was set correctly the rest of the vid, and his commentary is pretty funny

[kaneminik]

@therunes100 and the white king is standing on a white square.

[rafaelbdb2]

@TheTrollUnderABridge

As he considered the transparent pieces as white (and also the squares) the setup is ok.

[NathanScheneman]

I liked because of your super sexy voice ;)



[matthewhuman]

@kikook222 You are right. The queen does go on the D file, however the d1 square in a properly set up chessboard is white, not black. The first thing you learn when you learn how to set up a chess board is that the queen goes on her own color so that when she is opposite the black queen which is on the d8 square, the black queen will be on her own color. The colors in this video are transposed, the board should have been turned a quarter turn to the right or left to have been set up properly.

[lordlugworm]

i always lose? When i play myself??

[styt3geia]

somehow your voice reminds me of Michael Scofield

[DATraicos]

you don't know how to set up a chessboard. you've got the black king on a black square. it's meant to be the queen on its own colour square.

[RapidGeneralX]

This will never work against anybody that isn't terrible.

[PervAccount]

2:03 in fact sir i just /lost/ The Game

[bubbsyd1999]

i have that same chess set lol

[Kingcannon89]

that was funny

and you know how to set up a chess board. idiot

[jfpacelli]

Joe Goes music at the end?

[lightningcool88]

thats the scholars mate

[TransFormersDOTM11]

I din't won the game, It's a draw, your oponent is your self

[CiceroProductionsIII]

if "anyone" means absolute idiots then yes thanks for the vid

[jlmshane]

you sound like Neo from the Matrix

[varishnakov]

lol these dumb videos. If you're playing white and you want to beat a poor player who responds 1..e5, just play the king's gambit!

[6DJSkullhead9]

hey i got the same glass chess set xD

[silverwolflp]

queen on her color. but otherwise cool. though u can never predict ur opponet.could fall easily.and lol on the voice.

[njmpwnz]

if the bishop is blocked, this falls apart

[22OMGlolz22]

you should be a voice actor for an anime character

[30598304]

u have a tiny chess, so cool

[MCP730]

I was expecting, "You wanna be a chess master? Like no one ever was?"

[gatorbait000]

Thats my opening every time Im white. It works maybe 1 out of 50 tries.

[VictumRoManius]

Whih is white and which is black?!

[delboy723]

He makes a very good voice impersonator of Clint Eastwood.

[DLPBurke]

@delboy723 solid snake more like.

[goodvibrato]

this doesn't even work against a lvl 1 on chess titans lol....ok time to find my little brother

[laputadetumadre11]

absolutely no one falls for this. No one. Only a person who just learned how to move the pieces will fall for this.

Protip:get a real chess board next time and also,you cannot beat a master with this or anyone over the age of 5.

[KittyKatCrystalGirl]

i have that same exact board and pieces

[Deadstalker1996]

actualy every one starts the game with the bishop etc. its a classic opening.

[Deadstalker1996]

"lets assume you'r opponent is black"........racist?

[shadehealer]

@Deadstalker1996 lol

[beebee1234cde]

lol

[talagmarc]

both white

[assassinscreednate]

a tutorial by jig saw

[mihai847]

are zow batman fan ?

[Martin18674]

instead of playing the game yourself you could've played it with a 6 year old kid

[shuzhuo1]

you could win because the king is checkmate right thumbs if you think so

[kernelpanic99d]

lame

[angeriod]

yo i already know this trick and i would pwn you in chess. But nice voice yo.

[VIKINGHUN]

The a1-h8 diagonal is supposed to be dark squares...

[matthewhuman]

@archerforthelord Sorry Archer, but it is not correct. Even if you forget about which color the queen is on (which is the wrong color) with whites first move 1. e4 the pawn on e4 should be on a white square not a black square. Likewise the Bishop when white moves it to c4 should also be on a white square. 

[juanmoney12]

dumb video

[TheGrandLier]

This is very easily avoidable... Specially if you threathen the bishop or the Queen...

[hopperms]

The average player usually moves pieces that would interfere with this method. It is very rare that you could ever win like this.

[toadman132]

omg this is so good why didnt bobby fischer ever use it?!?!?!?!?!?

[hopperms]

@toadman132 Because it is known by almost every person who is even decent at chess and extremely obvious even if they don't know this.

[meg4man]

lmao that was great! the music at the end was genius!

[matthewhuman]

The board is set up wrong. The white queen is on a dark square. Queen goes on her own color.

[SmileWidePro]

@matthewhuman lol. 

[HarmKnight]

@SmileWidePro lol?

[Archerforthelord]

@matthewhuman actually it is correct...

[StarCraftiNator]

@matthewhuman no the squares are simply wrong colors. positionally the pieces are correctly placed. idiot....

[ReHealth]

@StarCraftiNator the squares are the correct color, the pieces are setup correctly... white to the right lol

[matthewhuman]

@StarCraftiNator I hate to break it to you, but the fact that the pieces are on the wrong color makes the board set up wrong.

[keeganatormclean1602]

Wow he is a dumbass. Sooooo many people can figure this out and soooooo many other people post videos on this too. And dude, why were you talking like the dark knight?? lol wierdo

[kikook222]

@matthewhuman The queen goes on the D file......the king on the E file.

[biggori]

@matthewhuman The board is set up correctly, if you assume clear is white, and frosted is black

[Billionaireben]

This only works if the person playing wastes a move putting out his rook pawn. Who does that? 5 year olds know not to do that.

[EpicSuccuss]

OMG there is soooo many ways to defend that

[NexusDoug]

is this a joke? You say this would beat anyone? first of all, even the weakest beginner has a good chance of stopping this. -.-

[karkorot]

with your voice you should say at the end...... "im awsome cause im batman"

[THACREAMOFSUMYUNGGUY]

@karkorot or and im a chomo

[hippie127]

@karkorot im awesome cause im... Duke Nukem!!!

[deadbringerdk26]

nice but man havent won the game you only gonna miss your queen try to look the king will take the queen and you gonna lose

[SmileWidePro]

@deadbringerdk26 except that that is definitely not true. My bishop it protecting my queen, the king can't take.

[EpicSugarKids]

@SmileWidePro then any other piece can your queen

[gomlumlom]

@deadbringerdk26 Fail

[THACREAMOFSUMYUNGGUY]

@deadbringerdk26 king cant take queen its protected by bishop

[cpmc1]

Its just like psychology, you could "beat" anyone, but they have to really, really want to "lose".

[nancyboy07]

enjoyed it

[bnbmaster3]

no chessmater will fall for that trick, and anyone who is slightly intermediate at this can take advantage of this.

[RSlordmatty]

i have that chess set xD

[Coltera7]

Nice. X3.

[KitsuneTodd]

damn clever move.

[CosmicScorpion]

This is pretty good i tried this thing before in ages but thanks for reminding me ill try it again

[PlanetPatricksVideos]

oldest one in da book :P

[FlyCarlos]

theres plenty of ways you can stop this and 1: 53 never happens...

[Melash59]

Foolsmate is old.

[dexter1673138]

BAD ASS!!

[TheMunchlaxboy]

BEST TUTORIAL EVER!