Every time I'm in the damn grocery store thinking I'm going to just grab a few things and then wind up with my arms full of shit, I think about this scene!
Hello my name is Sissy/teresa and I drowned in a lake in a morning in 1979. My friends Dulcie and Claire had thrown dollie in the lake and she was sinking. I went to get it and I drowned and couldn't get up. In 2007, Dulcie daughter Ella and Claire's daughter Alie had came and met Sissy. Ella was glad by her friend. Sissy who was mad by knowing they were the daughters of Dulcie and Claire. Sissy killed them. If you don't copy and paste to at least 3 vids in 3 minutes. I will come and kill you
this movie has been my absolute favorite since i first started watching movies. beside this movie, there is no such thing as another comedy: this is THE comedy. i doubt i've ever gone a day in my life without quoting it at least once, and no matter how many hundreds, thousands, or millions of times i watch it, it will never get old!
Okay, okay, I never said I was a comedian. I can tell you this, though: I adore The Jerk. It's a hilarious classic. I can watch it over and over! Love it, love it, love it!
In my opinion, this was the most hilarious video of all time. I don't usually laugh as hard as I laughed when I saw this movie as a kid. LOL Steve Martin will always be a major talent.
i was searching the comments to see if anyone else picked this specific line out as the funniest. its the best line of the whole movie. kudos. so fucking funny.
I'm such a dork... I quote this scenen all the time when I'm being 'shit on' at work.... go wandering down the hall muttering "thats all I need... FOR SURE" grabbing random things off the wall
Every time I'm in the damn grocery store thinking I'm going to just grab a few things and then wind up with my arms full of shit, I think about this scene!
gretchenpc 3 years ago
I'm at that scene right now on DVD
RealityTVGuide 3 years ago
OMG I think I just peed myself.
pray4time 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I CANT STOP LAUGHING)hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
angelofdeath181 3 years ago
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Hello my name is Sissy/teresa and I drowned in a lake in a morning in 1979. My friends Dulcie and Claire had thrown dollie in the lake and she was sinking. I went to get it and I drowned and couldn't get up. In 2007, Dulcie daughter Ella and Claire's daughter Alie had came and met Sissy. Ella was glad by her friend. Sissy who was mad by knowing they were the daughters of Dulcie and Claire. Sissy killed them. If you don't copy and paste to at least 3 vids in 3 minutes. I will come and kill you
20Ashlee 3 years ago
all i need is a 40, a babysitter, and some funyons
ImMarried2ASuperhero 3 years ago
Gee, is it too much of a hassle to pull your pants up?!
"...and that's all I need..."
PinkChocolat07 3 years ago
you should've included "
the way we were" gag
Arturocampanas 3 years ago
I LOVE THIS
bemjamin 3 years ago
wtf?
acroracing 3 years ago
this movie has been my absolute favorite since i first started watching movies. beside this movie, there is no such thing as another comedy: this is THE comedy. i doubt i've ever gone a day in my life without quoting it at least once, and no matter how many hundreds, thousands, or millions of times i watch it, it will never get old!
PooPoo2U 3 years ago 4
sweet
thejesusburger 3 years ago
Steve Martin puiled this off brilliantly. There's a lot of other great comedians that could've never been able to pull this movie off like he did.
KillerInstinct2006 3 years ago 5
This movie is the funniest shit I have ever seen. I love it!
Hawaiisurf80 3 years ago
I love this scene.
robbiechachere 3 years ago
The BEST movie EVER made!!!!
LMHeld 3 years ago 4
To pull up my pants is all I need...
Okay, okay, I never said I was a comedian. I can tell you this, though: I adore The Jerk. It's a hilarious classic. I can watch it over and over! Love it, love it, love it!
washhome 3 years ago
steve martin in hes prime
sixthbrick 3 years ago
You forgot the part with the dog! Either way, awesome. Not o-I need this...
evolooshion 3 years ago
In my opinion, this was the most hilarious video of all time. I don't usually laugh as hard as I laughed when I saw this movie as a kid. LOL Steve Martin will always be a major talent.
blicksflicks 3 years ago
"And that's all I need, too! I don't need one other thing--no, wa, I need THIS!" XD
WhenxChristxReturnsx 3 years ago
i was searching the comments to see if anyone else picked this specific line out as the funniest. its the best line of the whole movie. kudos. so fucking funny.
theucbmidnightshow 3 years ago
I love that part, it cracks me up sooo much! XD WELL WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!? WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KINDA JERK OR SOMETHING!?!?! XD
WhenxChristxReturnsx 3 years ago
I'm such a dork... I quote this scenen all the time when I'm being 'shit on' at work.... go wandering down the hall muttering "thats all I need... FOR SURE" grabbing random things off the wall
FreedomNeocon 3 years ago 5
"I don't need one other thing...oh, I need this."
KillerInstinct2006 3 years ago 3
I love the part after this. And my dog! And then Shithead like, avoids him. Yeah, I don't need my dog.
moolikeachicken 3 years ago 2
oh my God, I'm getting cramps from laughing..."I need this.."
smahrdt 3 years ago
Lmao. I love this scene.
xRosesandThorns 3 years ago
I just watched this a few days ago. Good movie :-D
cyanide29 3 years ago 2
...And this Lamp! LMAO
MESbombs 3 years ago 2
this is hilarious rofl all i need is!!!
Sassyone08 3 years ago 2