1 Segata Sanshiro commercial sega saturn japan

[MaceH1ndu]

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

[supersonic673]

sonic r for christmas thats so disapointing

[RandomClashers]

NOOOOO Santaaan!!!

[OHOHO1227]

The original Chuck Norris.

[whatisthisidontevens]

what's the sonic game at 0:27?

[WritersBlah]

@whatisthisidontevens Looks like Sonic R to me.

[CandyHam]

FUCKING PANTY SHOT ON AN 8 YEAR OLD???

[finalfuse451]

@CandyHam its ok if you dont look though

[TheFF07]

*Watches commercial*

@_@

*2 minutes later*

Dear Santa-san...

[evilsantaguy]

santa? NOPE! Chuck Testa!

[clawofthefallen]

SATURN KICK!!!

[PSNGreyLynx]

kids probably shit their pants at this

[Diggzzy1]

i love this ad and i dont even understand it

[KarumiTao]

jajajaajajaj love this commercial

[rickraptor707]

moral of this story. Do NOT ask for a sega saturn for christmas

[Godzilla606]

@rickraptor707 no the moral is get one before he starts attacking your kids

[SocialistCatgirl]

Sure, I'd have taken a free Saturn from Segata Sanshiro at the time of the system's American release. Considering the thing cost $400 and had an extremely limited game library, that was the only way I was ever going to be able to have one back then. I only managed to get my hands on a PSX by blind luck.

[Izzr0d]

This was like TAKE MY SEGA BITCHES!

[anotherguttersnipe]

Oh god..... My childhood.

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

Segata Sanshiro: What do you want for christmas?

Kid: I want a Nint-

Segata Sanshiro: *beats up kid*

[barlog20]

The U.S Saturn commercials was pretty lame.If it had the same commercials Japan had the Saturn probably would have sold much better.

[alcid34]

Now that's one hell of a santa claus!

[monrox2000]

Segata Sanshiro, the new ( old?)

Chuck Norris.



[JAYWALKERS3000]

@monrox2000 yeah hears the family tree of epic

(final fight) haggar, then his son chuck norris, then segata sanshiro...but haggar is king lol

[tomekanou]

Sometimes, grown-ups have to give kids what they need and not what they want.

Thanks for the cool video.

[federrox192]

Santa san! 

[Swimmisan]

Santa-san!

[darklightjg1]

People, don't get it twisted. Someone indeed did suffer the wrath of Segata Sanshiro in ths video...

...He fucking skinned Santa alive because Santa didn't plan on bringing those kids a sega saturn for christmas.

[ClubSega]

SEGA was the best, is the BEST! ^_^

[wesley12106]

Riiiidaaaahh....HENSHIN!!!

Kamen Rider Ichigo!

[spikeriley]

I remember a remix of this where someone replaced Segata's face witht hat of the Burger King.

Great commercial. He should've ben a DLC for Sonic and Sega Racing.

[sonicromer]

hahahaha xD  nice comercial that days neveer will come back, i miss all days of sega =(

[Hanagigi]

Santasan Sanshiro.

[EmptyeyeDotCom]

Am I the only one who thought "Oh no, he's gonna throw the kids and make them explode!" when the kids jumped back?

[AlexKadin]

@EmptyeyeDotCom

Yup... I think.

[otisshinigami]

"SEGA SATURN SHIRO!"

(Upbeat christmas music starts playing)

Anybody but me notice how at odds those two sounds were?

[Japanime20]

Japan has really interesting commercials

[xBatmando]

the Sega Saturn looks pretty slick in white.

[RazortheBlade]

It's a good thing those kids left cookies and milk...Otherwise Segata Sanshiro would break their FUCKING NECKS.

[KnezFreakMan]

In Soviet Russia, gift give YOU!

[ristar600]

chuck norris can drown a fish and kill 2 stones with 1 bird... feh

Segata can drown a rock and kill 2 birds with 1 fish.

[TheSaintGamer]

@ristar600 what would happen if chuck norris and segata sanshiro teamed up?

[striker0]

@TheSaintGamer They would not team up.

Segata Sanshiro would have Chuck's head on a pike for not playing Sega Saturn.

[AlexKadin]

@striker0

I don' think Segata would stand a chance against the spinning kick.

[striker0]

@AlexKadin Considering the fact that Segata could take multiple baseballs thrown at high speeds, and not even flinch, he would see the kick coming, and counter it before Norris even knew what happened.

[Cheetah1251]

Well atleast they got a present instead of dieing like everyone else in the commercials.

[nightslash3535]

There has never been such thing as Santa, it's just a masquerading Chuck Norris. Segata Sanshiro becomes Kamen Rider (hence the same actor for both) to kill him, then strip him off the Santa costume.

[darkhood21]

SANTA-SAN!

[jetfire851]

It would've kicked ass if he yelled "HENSHIN!" when he ripped the mask off.

[conradojavier]

@jetfire851 WHAT MASK?

[spikeriley]

Haha, I saw this parodied on YTMND, except whoever made the parody replaced Segata's face with that of the Burger King.

This comercial was good.

[dorkssux]

This is what happens when you ask for a Nintendo system instead of a SegaSaturn children.

[GerpieLPs]

Segata killed Santa and wore his skin to scare those children for not playing Sega Saturn.

[HoneyBunchesMcLover]

If we had more commercials like this kids would appreciate their crap more.

[Yasmar89]

There is no Santa...

...only Segata Sanshiro.

[RenardParesseux]

@Yasmar89 There was a Santa... but now there's only Segata Sanshiro left.

[iamameathahaha88]

@Yasmar89 Yes, Virginia.

[BestBerserker]

@Yasmar89 segata sanshiro is santa in disguise :D if you look closely to his name you see his name is SANshiro segaTA :P aka Santa Segashiro xD and we all know Santa is hired by the SEGA coropration in Shiro

[Aqua1222]

@Yasmar89

Segata Santashiro*

[leonel1982]

Why didn't he beat those kids up?

[TBTabby]

Even Segata Sanshiro has to draw the line somewhere.

[leonel1982]

But he beat those kids up after playing baseball!

[lbyrd222]

they probably asked to get one for christmas (they WERE playing the one segata gave them)

[SF78]

Baseball kids deserved it. They were wasting time exercising and not playing Saturn at home.

[ElfOfJapan]

They weren't worth his time, as he only has night to deliver to all of the children of Japan a sega saturn and extremely stern glare!

[OgnarPliskin]

lmao

[GenericKirbyFan]

........Um....Merry..Christmas­?

[Theoppositesex]

This is really fucking freaky. Does anyone else notice that?

[EttoKokonoe]

Why would it be...? I actually laughed out loud.

[nwaster]

wow i have a sudden urge to buy a sega saturn

[Crokkle]

It's true: Santa-san is an Asian!

[richardmaudsley77]

YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN!

*shows canceled sonic game*

[tkayube]

I like that kid shaking the controller at the end. He needs some further training from Segata Sanshiro.

[snufleufugus]

wtf he didnt kill them

[tissuekins]

He doesn't kill people, but just throws them, blows them up so that they learn the lesson of sega.

[boredmuskoxen]

why is this not a meme yet?

[tissuekins]

Because it would mean destroying something you love so dearly!

[TraumaSwitch]

KAMEN RIDER!

[HechEff]

SANTAAAAAAAAAAAA HENSHIN

[themanwithnonose]

is this his first commercial

[RVJar]

Segata Santashiro!

[BlueGolem10384]

He will end us all!

[VaelVictus]

Santa-san :D

[MNC117]

SEGA SATAN!

[09106073576]

LOL!

[Jangofat1]

segata ftw

[Mapleholic]

0:11

LOL WTF?

Santa-San LMAO

[CrimsonSnow]

Sega santa...shiro!

[GamingFever]

lol santa-san XD

[Socran]

Dammit, they cut out the part with the little kids crying! Not that I like to see little kids cry, but it does drive home how epic Segata Sanshiro is.

[TheRedNationStates]

You do not ask Segata Sanshiro what you want for Christmas, HE TELLS YOU WHAT YOU WANT.

[RaldyV]

You mis-wrote it...

Segata Sanshiro doesn't ask you what you want for Christmas, HE TELLS YOU WHAT YOU WANT.

Either way, he's still EPIC. And I think he gave someone else the gift of being Exploded not once but twice, after a simple judo throw.

[ravenard]

like chuck norris xD

[chetazo]

WTH are you talking about... chuck norris sucks segata sanshiro's dick.

[ravenard]

well...yea segata is imba xD

[ZeruDen64]

All right man..

ZeruDen64.-

[MMPRrangers]

@TheRedNationStates Segata is the N°1

[OtamaSanshiro]

This is why Santa never brought Saturns for Xmas.

[gigaslave]

If that had happened to me back when I were a brat, I would be much more awesome now.

[miiwii93]

that little kid at the end looked like he was going to smash the controller in half!

[ClockworkMage]

Wow those kids were lucky,Segata was in good mood that day,he only beated up 10,000 persons that day including Santa and the King of England.

Have you ever wondered what happened to the king of England?,Well Segata Sanshiro kill him,thats what happened.Since that day all British people have bad teeth.

[PickledYoshi]

Firstly, you don't "Beated up" "persons".

Secondly, what the fuck has this video got to do with English people?

Thirdly, spaces come after commas.

And fourthly, being racist does not make you funny.

[lobby333]

Segata san is a main actor of "Ghost Warrior"(1986) hollywood movie lol

[GTkoopa]

Aww...this is the short version. They left out his yell and the kids crying =(

[Scentless]

I think that was Santa's actual face-not a mask.

SEGATA SANSHIRO KILLED SANTA AND PEELED OFF HIS FACE!

[gobii81]

I'm pretty sure Segata Sanshiro is THE MAN!

I think he could actually beat Chuck Norris...i'm positive he could.

[antikhaoz]

Even Big Boss is a pussy compared to him.

[gobii81]

fuck yeah!

[HechEff]

Sad, but most likely true.

CQC? What's that when Segata Sanshiro's throws make people EXPLODE into a giant flame?

[conradojavier]

HE Cut Big Boss' Eye & not even his clone Solid Snake can PWN Him.

[marcbellissimo]

I hope Segata Sanshiro brings me a Saturn this xmas... Shiro!!

[AtliVidar]

Santa-san!

[RaldyV]

*peels off Santa Mask, and whips out Sega Saturn*

SEGA SATURN SHIRO!!!!

[risingsunranger]

Oh man I love that ad!! Segata San Shiro rules!!! :D