I have only fallen out of my seat in a theater laughing twice. This scene is on that exclusive list. hahaha (The other scene was in Half Baked when Scarface quits his job. kills me every time. )
Dr Evil: No one talks to my son like that. it's ok scott..... You Mother (Kicking chef man's ass) i'm ok i'm ok you were born in your mother's A..... (Dr.Evil got out a metal chair and gets chef) There you go, I got you hood i got your hood ,i'm ok i'm ok (Attacks Jerry) I'll kill yea to pieces, he's biting me, he's biting me. The world is mine you M...F....
I almost never laugh out loud in a movie theater, but when I saw this scene for the first time back in '99, I (and pretty much the rest of the audience) was absolutely HOWLING!!!! Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or it would've been sprayed on the people in front of me.
Favorite parts:: 1) I got your hood!! -solves much- 2) I give you a jerk! (beats up Jerry) and 3) He's biting me! The f-kers biting me!! (Jerry bites Dr. Evil.)
"No one talks to my son like that. It's okay Scott...YOU MOTHER F****IN, PIECE OF S**T! YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHER'S A** **** **** ALRIGHT YOUR BORN IN YOUR MOTHERS *** HE'S BITING ME! HE'S BITING ME! THE F***ER'S BITING ME! THE WORLD IS MINE! THE WORLD IS MINE YOU F***KERS!
Hilarious fucking scene ever that started with Dr. Evil fighting that KKK guy. LMFAO.
"I'm ok, alright YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHER'S ******!!!" everytime i watch jerry springer and hearing the jerry chant, i always think of Dr Evil saying that. best scene out of the whole movie
"BRING IT ON YOU SKANKY B**CH!" Lmfao!!!
ThunderBananaaa 1 day ago
1:43 You're a bone in your mother's cunt you cock sucker
nignatz 5 days ago
Made my day
SirSkgdO 1 week ago
Lmfso, funny everytime
poptartstaco 1 week ago
Nobody talks to my son that way......you mother****er!!
specialed310 1 week ago
i got your hat! i got your hat!
xxESPx 1 week ago
hahaha hands down one of the best scenes from any movie.
"Just one calorie, not evil enough"
jNMHU16 2 weeks ago
Doctor evil should always talk like this lolz
mcgvision 3 weeks ago
hilarious
hazardous1990 3 weeks ago
Dr. Evil no one talks to my son like that, its ok scotty, YOU MOTHER******!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: get this jerk out of here
Dr. Evil: ill give you a ******* you piece of ****
mattposition69 1 month ago
Your the diet coke of Evil...
TheSteelPancake 1 month ago
this is like the funniest scene ever lmffaooooooooo
tinoman2 1 month ago
2:24 to 2:28 "The world is mine! The world is mine, you (beep)!" I love that part.
weareone66 1 month ago
diet coke of evil lol
TheBJNews 1 month ago
I GOTCHUR HOOD.!! Ctfuuu,,,,
MegaSkylar98 1 month ago
this is real comedy !
favaliii 1 month ago
Jerry Springer kicks ass!
DEVENA 1 month ago
Crowd:Boooooo!
Dr. Evil: What?
MatsuDK 1 month ago 4
best movie ever 8)
terrenalmx 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
hahahahah
yertyurystse5y 1 month ago
This is one of his funniest scenes!
Tiff2d6 1 month ago
"...i'll show ya a piece of sh*t YA F***ING PIECE OF SH*T!"
Dodge5278 1 month ago
ok come on, no one talks to my son that way, its ok, ya........YOU MOTHER F@CKER
Jestinace 2 months ago 2
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stonecoldsnoopy 2 months ago
it took me a while to realise he was saying you where born in your mothers ass hole.i allways thought he said your boiling your mothers ass off.
stonecoldsnoopy 2 months ago 13
Well throw me a frickn bone Scott XDDDD Fav part
Bunee11 2 months ago
thumps up if you came here after watching jerry springer!x)
chronic566 2 months ago
Looks like Doc said "YOU WERE BORN IN URS MOTHERS ASS! YA COCK FUCK!"
F4stFow4rd25 2 months ago
funny stuff kj
spikeri812 2 months ago
"I got your hood!" LMFAO
urmommaisfattt 2 months ago
"Current surveillance priority" haha
zend13 2 months ago
"No One talks to my son like that. It's ok scott YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
Lmao
MrDjoyahs 2 months ago
@MrDjoyahs lol
Lilin1989 2 months ago
Jerry springer is the best!
MotherGothelFan01 2 months ago
This scene cracks me up love the bleeps by dr. evil love austin powers
vincethegoat1 2 months ago
lol the diet coke of evil
DeathStalker35 3 months ago
Just one calorie, not evil enough! LMAFO!
FirstToScream 3 months ago
hahahahahah
unseenforce10 3 months ago
2:11-2:13 !!!! GREAT!!!!!
thekingofkings406 3 months ago
45 Ppl are not evil enough .. :D
wendell1717 3 months ago
HE'S BITTING ME!!!! HE'S BITTING ME!!!! THE F***ERS BITTING ME!!!!
71crm 3 months ago
Hahahah this cracks me up every time
eaglez1177 3 months ago
"You were born in your mother's ********!!!!" XD
TheBullMoose95 3 months ago
HE'S BIGHTING ME, HE'S BIGHTING ME!!
RiverW70 3 months ago
Scott is sooooooo sexy!
Midnightwolf72 3 months ago
This is sweet and funny
itzbernie100 3 months ago
"THE WORLD IS MINE,THE WORLD IS MINE!"
cptprice1001 3 months ago 33
Thumbs up if you think that Dr. Evil is Mike Myers's best performance in the 'Austin Powers' trilogy.
SJMJ91 4 months ago 47
Absolute classic!
TheAnunnakiknowledge 4 months ago
"The world is mine! The world is mine, you fuckers!"
SJMJ91 4 months ago
"Bring it on, you scanky bitch!"
SJMJ91 4 months ago
The constant beeping due to Dr. Evil's swearing makes it even funnier! XD
SJMJ91 4 months ago
Jerry got sued for 1 MILLION DOLLARS!
KingBlah5 4 months ago
@KingBlah5 Billion :P
BenEllins1 4 months ago
its so fucking funny who knows about the rumors of austin powers 4
HorrorDudeGuy 4 months ago
biting me! the fuckers biting me! lol
ivanmeili 4 months ago
@ivanmeili He says that coz Jerry Springer was biting Mike Myers for real.
HashTwoFilms 4 months ago
Classic pwnage XD
Gogeta16a 4 months ago
your the diet coke of evil just 1 calorie not evil enough
aethan100 4 months ago
"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarin of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calory, not evil enough."
SulliMike241 4 months ago 4
the world is mine!!
feekybro 4 months ago
That was hilarious.
breezeman199 4 months ago
lol dr. evi! !!
apmtz11 5 months ago
xD LOL
Dr Evil fights like a boss!
victoriajasmineperez 5 months ago
no one talks to my son like that YOU MOTHA F****
SuperRunescapeTube 5 months ago
go steve wilkos!! break that shit up!!
crazyhiho 5 months ago
XD saw a nazi!!
mephilesthedarks 5 months ago
You were born in your mothers asshole you cock fuck
RammaThorne20 5 months ago 3
i got your hut! i got your hut!
pricefrederick336 5 months ago
throw me a frickin' bone here, 45 dislikes!
tabbytooner 5 months ago
seth green is hot hahaa
randomandpointless 5 months ago
Lmao
AmbreyahDetBitch 5 months ago
1:29 througout lol
MrSHADOWMAN252 6 months ago
i love this show XD
zira360 6 months ago
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zira360 6 months ago
all right all right come on no one is talks to my son like that its ok son YOU MOTHER FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT!
bismarkcito27 6 months ago
1:53 I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!
d33zNuTz22 6 months ago
jerry jerry haha this is the funniest part of the movie!
NJdacri 6 months ago
STEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!
Tdez92 6 months ago
It's all a bit realistic and calm to be in The Jerry Springer Show.
kev9089798767 6 months ago
1:23 I'LL KICK YOUR ASS BRO!!!
wickedjesterboi 6 months ago
Mike myers is a comedy genius
thedjcoco 6 months ago
He even fights Jerry Springer haha!
7477238 6 months ago
lol the world is mine!
HCLinMiami 6 months ago 2
dr evil seems like hed be a cool ass dad
MCHAVANA42011 6 months ago
I've got your hood!
TheRealBarnez 6 months ago
the best! LoL
iken0805 6 months ago
2:09
"get this jerk out of here"
"i'll give you a motherf*** piece of s**t"
Dr. Evil vs. Jerry Springer - My favourite part of the scene :D
BretHardy1 6 months ago
I GOT YOUR HOOD!!!
SnakeMan227 7 months ago
This may be the funniest scene in the history of film.
shack8110 7 months ago
good lord it's just like the show accept in the late 90's there were more good shit on shows like this then today
theRunezcapeshow 7 months ago
i just got to say : hahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahaha
33omegas 7 months ago
yes kkk guy who probably runs around like looking like an ass, im the freak
megakia123 7 months ago
45 people are the diet coke of evil
THIRDSHOCKARMY 7 months ago in playlist Scott Evil
It's Steve Wilkos!
Fernandez3995 7 months ago
your the diet coke of evil, just 1 calorie, NOT evil enough!
MrCalac123 7 months ago
Current Surveillance Priority
treereaper45 7 months ago
****insert quote from video here****
themanbombfish 7 months ago
what are you some kind of freak?
Josueseco 7 months ago
I love how the KKK guy is judgemental
chubbest28 7 months ago
STTTTTEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
hotdog2020 7 months ago
funniest part is when dr.evil fights Jerry.
Tubetheweb 7 months ago 2
dr.evil is a good dad sticking up for his son
nicolettivnc552 7 months ago 64
THE WORLD IS MINE THE WORLD IS MINE YOU FUCKEN ASSHOLES!!! XDD LOL
ScarSuperPredator 8 months ago 2
I have only fallen out of my seat in a theater laughing twice. This scene is on that exclusive list. hahaha (The other scene was in Half Baked when Scarface quits his job. kills me every time. )
DeaNovo 8 months ago
your the diet coke of evil lol
TheDalekslayer 8 months ago
IVE GOT YOUR HOOD, IVE GOT YOUR HOOD
RDprodx 8 months ago
hahaha...omygosh! i don't know why but the second dr. evil came out i was like cracking up!!!
blazer640036 8 months ago
1:31 FOR THE WIN!!!
desotowright 8 months ago
Austin Powers 1 & 2 were awesome but every subsequent one was trash.
Bouchon211 8 months ago
@Bouchon211
Every subsequent one? Their was only one other, Goldmember, and it wasn't that bad. I nearly peed myself laughing when Austin pees in the fountain.
scorchx3000 7 months ago
@scorchx3000 No dude that movie was really stupid, not surprising there weren't any subsequent ones after that then..
Bouchon211 7 months ago
I GOT UR HOOD!
BOBPOPROCK 8 months ago
I GOT YOUR HAT!!
NYCarlo718 8 months ago
Scott stands up for his dad! I would do the same, but not with the swears.
arthas19911 8 months ago
First reuniting of a white kid a his father. FINALLY!!!
hungloist 8 months ago
Dr Evil: He's biting me. The fuckers biting me. Fuck off you fucker.
archangul 8 months ago
I'VE GOT YOUR HOOD I'VE GOT YOUR HOOD!!!
LewisMarriott95 8 months ago 29
LMAO look under the TV. "Current Surveillance Priority" hahahhaha
fluffynoses 9 months ago
hilarious!
strainmeister 9 months ago
Dr Evil: No one talks to my son like that. it's ok scott..... You Mother (Kicking chef man's ass) i'm ok i'm ok you were born in your mother's A..... (Dr.Evil got out a metal chair and gets chef) There you go, I got you hood i got your hood ,i'm ok i'm ok (Attacks Jerry) I'll kill yea to pieces, he's biting me, he's biting me. The world is mine you M...F....
You go Dr. Evil kick some ass
DanNZ4 9 months ago
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DanNZ4 9 months ago
Oh yeah Dr. Evil go kick some butt and Jerry's butt
DanNZ4 9 months ago
I almost never laugh out loud in a movie theater, but when I saw this scene for the first time back in '99, I (and pretty much the rest of the audience) was absolutely HOWLING!!!! Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or it would've been sprayed on the people in front of me.
"I've got your hood....I've got your hood....."
versailles7 9 months ago
All this scene make me so laughing, dr. evil is the best!!!!!!!!!!!
Galaxiejohhnytim 9 months ago
FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!
5 stars to Mike Myers.
doo444 9 months ago 2
1:48 ROFL
seanpatrickcain 9 months ago
2:10 :P:P
seanpatrickcain 9 months ago
"THROW ME A FRICK'N BONE HERE"
repawn98 9 months ago
the world is mine
redzer06 9 months ago
I GOT YOUR HAT
CrueFest411 9 months ago
1:19 IMAO
seanpatrickcain 9 months ago
thats it dr evil kick the kkk guys ass
666CountDracula 9 months ago
How comes that I dont remembre this? That was hilarious!
Venexilio 9 months ago
He's biting me. He's biting me! The fuckers biting me!
chrisxmakk 9 months ago
dude watching the tv "general we got a situation here"......ummm ya!
clansing97 9 months ago
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seanpatrickcain 9 months ago
Didn't that guy(the one watching Jerry Springer on his job) get run over by a steamroller in the previous film?
atomicsharpiie 10 months ago
@atomicsharpiie I guess you could say that. He was played by the same actor (Michael McDonald).
GarudaSmash 9 months ago
bring it on you skanky bitch!
randomjamsessions1 10 months ago
go jerry go jerry lol
Moc870 10 months ago
I read on wiki that steve wilkos was in this movie and sure enough he is. I love his show.
goldAUsilverAG 10 months ago
i got your hood
i got your hood
i got your hood
theteamedward108 10 months ago
The world is mine!!
ACDC920605 10 months ago
Favorite parts:: 1) I got your hood!! -solves much- 2) I give you a jerk! (beats up Jerry) and 3) He's biting me! The f-kers biting me!! (Jerry bites Dr. Evil.)
scottieman2 10 months ago 3
"Your the diet coke of evil. Just 1 calorie not evil enough!"
DivineSniper54 10 months ago
That's it Dr. Evil show that KKK guy not to mess with you!!!!!
senor47 10 months ago
I got your hood, I got your hood! XD
Mryorkshirepudngravy 10 months ago
Ok no one talks to my son like that- You mother fucker!
Lol love this movie.
WolfXY2J 11 months ago
Theres steve wilkos! His show is ok. Always about girls getting pregnant by their boyfriends though
Fernandez3995 11 months ago
I LOVE YOU JOKER
UltraK3i 11 months ago
even evil knows what's evil
SWLOTR4712 11 months ago
"I got your hood I got your hood"
XD
cookieclown2000 11 months ago
"He's biting me, the motherfuckers biting me"
44478129102734 11 months ago
43 ppl were born in thier' mother's asses
billslover90 11 months ago
"you're the diet coke of evil" LMFAO! xD
CilicianElite 11 months ago
"The the diet coke of evil" Lmfao!!!! Hilarious!
CilicianElite 11 months ago
your not quite evil enough lmao xD
mrawesome3197 11 months ago
you're QUASI-evil
LegalDeception 11 months ago 39
@LegalDeception you're the diet coke of evil
martionman231 6 months ago
@martionman231 Just 1 calorie, not evil enough!
destinifly 5 months ago
he got his hood! LMAO
ericmarshall19 1 year ago
43 people are quasi-evil, they are semi-evil, they are the margarine of evil, They are the diet cokes of evil, Just one calorie, not evil enough
scorpion39531 1 year ago 5
Well throw me a freakin bone.
utubevidsearching 1 year ago
would've been so healrious if someone beat up the body guards for gettin in the way than continue to bash the one your pisst at
leiefilm 1 year ago
Steve wilkos at 1:44
makemoneyspendmoney 1 year ago 2
No BoDy TalKs 2 my sOoOn . . love it daddy's spirit :))
bobovieribobo 1 year ago
The hat is obviously the source of his power.
belittle12 1 year ago
He's biting me, the fucker's biting me!
Hitmonchan107 1 year ago 2
The world is mine! the world is mine! haha
WolfmasterJW 1 year ago
"No one talks to my son like that. It's okay Scott...YOU MOTHER F****IN, PIECE OF S**T! YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHER'S A** **** **** ALRIGHT YOUR BORN IN YOUR MOTHERS *** HE'S BITING ME! HE'S BITING ME! THE F***ER'S BITING ME! THE WORLD IS MINE! THE WORLD IS MINE YOU F***KERS!
Hilarious fucking scene ever that started with Dr. Evil fighting that KKK guy. LMFAO.
ksbaxter 1 year ago 107
@ksbaxter You forgot the : I GOT YOUR HOOD I GOT YOUR HOOD part :P XD
BadNinja16 1 year ago
@BadNinja16 Thank u for that. But I like the swearing cause it was more funny.
ksbaxter 1 year ago
@ksbaxter Ye thats Def true XD
BadNinja16 1 year ago
@ksbaxter what are ya, some kinda freak!!!
MrMaffew87 1 year ago
@ksbaxter That makes the entire scene! I LMAO everytime I see it.
paracordx 7 months ago
God not even Steve Wilkos can keep Dr. Evil down
jakeharris2010 1 year ago
"The World is mine! The World is mine!"
lol
Howyaduing 1 year ago
I got ur hood! I got ur hood! Ha, ya motherfucker!
heartofthegram1577 1 year ago
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Springer: "Whoa, whoa. Okay, settle down. Okay, come on, it's only television show, calm down alright?"
Evil: "Okay, I'm all right, I'm easy, okay."
Springer: "Get this jerk outta here."
Evil: "I'll give you a f*&!#ng piece of s#^@ you *%$@#$! He's biting me! The f*#ker's biting me!"
dhpunkrock101 1 year ago
Okay... okay.. alright alright, come on... no one talks to my son like that, it's okay Scott, you mother******! *flips a shit on the KKK guy*
xx3DGxxRIOTxx 1 year ago
"I'm ok, alright YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHER'S ******!!!" everytime i watch jerry springer and hearing the jerry chant, i always think of Dr Evil saying that. best scene out of the whole movie
DylanEVH 1 year ago
hes biting me hes biting me the F***cker is biting me!!! lol
coolcat100100 1 year ago
lol I was waiting for MiniMe to come running out and start biting people lol
BCFSXCYYJ2010 1 year ago