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  • "BRING IT ON YOU SKANKY B**CH!" Lmfao!!!

  • 1:43 You're a bone in your mother's cunt you cock sucker

  • Made my day

  • Lmfso, funny everytime

  • Nobody talks to my son that way......you mother****er!!

  • i got your hat! i got your hat!

  • hahaha hands down one of the best scenes from any movie.

    "Just one calorie, not evil enough"

  • Doctor evil should always talk like this lolz

  • hilarious

  • Dr. Evil no one talks to my son like that, its ok scotty, YOU MOTHER******!!!!!!!!!!

    Jerry: get this jerk out of here

    Dr. Evil: ill give you a ******* you piece of ****

  • Your the diet coke of Evil...

  • this is like the funniest scene ever lmffaooooooooo

  • 2:24 to 2:28 "The world is mine! The world is mine, you (beep)!" I love that part.

  • diet coke of evil lol

  • I GOTCHUR HOOD.!! Ctfuuu,,,,

  • this is real comedy !

  • Jerry Springer kicks ass! 

  • Crowd:Boooooo!

    Dr. Evil: What?

  • best movie ever 8)

  • hahahahah

  • This is one of his funniest scenes!

  • "...i'll show ya a piece of sh*t YA F***ING PIECE OF SH*T!"

  • ok come on, no one talks to my son that way, its ok, ya........YOU MOTHER F@CKER

    

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  • it took me a while to realise he was saying you where born in your mothers ass hole.i allways thought he said your boiling your mothers ass off.

  • Well throw me a frickn bone Scott XDDDD Fav part

  • thumps up if you came here after watching jerry springer!x)

  • Looks like Doc said "YOU WERE BORN IN URS MOTHERS ASS! YA COCK FUCK!"

  • funny stuff kj

    

  • "I got your hood!" LMFAO

  • "Current surveillance priority" haha

  • "No One talks to my son like that. It's ok scott YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

    Lmao

  • @MrDjoyahs lol

  • Jerry springer is the best!

  • This scene cracks me up love the bleeps by dr. evil love austin powers

  • lol the diet coke of evil

  • Just one calorie, not evil enough! LMAFO!

  • hahahahahah

  • 2:11-2:13 !!!! GREAT!!!!!

  • 45 Ppl are not evil enough .. :D

  • HE'S BITTING ME!!!! HE'S BITTING ME!!!! THE F***ERS BITTING ME!!!!

  • Hahahah this cracks me up every time

  • "You were born in your mother's ********!!!!" XD

  • HE'S BIGHTING ME, HE'S BIGHTING ME!!

  • Scott is sooooooo sexy!

  • This is sweet and funny

  • "THE WORLD IS MINE,THE WORLD IS MINE!"

  • Thumbs up if you think that Dr. Evil is Mike Myers's best performance in the 'Austin Powers' trilogy.

  • Absolute classic!

  • "The world is mine! The world is mine, you fuckers!"

  • "Bring it on, you scanky bitch!"

  • The constant beeping due to Dr. Evil's swearing makes it even funnier! XD

  • Jerry got sued for 1 MILLION DOLLARS!

  • @KingBlah5 Billion :P

  • its so fucking funny who knows about the rumors of austin powers 4

  • biting me! the fuckers biting me! lol

  • @ivanmeili He says that coz Jerry Springer was biting Mike Myers for real.

  • Classic pwnage XD

  • your the diet coke of evil just 1 calorie not evil enough

  • "You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarin of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calory, not evil enough."

  • the world is mine!!

  • That was hilarious.

  • lol dr. evi! !!

  • xD LOL

    Dr Evil fights like a boss!

  • no one talks to my son like that YOU MOTHA F****

  • go steve wilkos!! break that shit up!!

  • XD saw a nazi!!

  • You were born in your mothers asshole you cock fuck

  • i got your hut! i got your hut!

  • throw me a frickin' bone here, 45 dislikes!

  • seth green is hot hahaa

  • Lmao

  • 1:29 througout lol

  • i love this show XD

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  • all right all right come on no one is talks to my son like that its ok son YOU MOTHER FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT!

  • 1:53 I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!

  • jerry jerry haha this is the funniest part of the movie!

  • STEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!

    

  • It's all a bit realistic and calm to be in The Jerry Springer Show.

  • 1:23 I'LL KICK YOUR ASS BRO!!!

  • Mike myers is a comedy genius

  • He even fights Jerry Springer haha!

  • lol the world is mine!

  • dr evil seems like hed be a cool ass dad

  • I've got your hood!

  • the best! LoL 

  • 2:09

    "get this jerk out of here"

    "i'll give you a motherf*** piece of s**t"

    Dr. Evil vs. Jerry Springer - My favourite part of the scene :D

  • I GOT YOUR HOOD!!!

  • This may be the funniest scene in the history of film.

  • good lord it's just like the show accept in the late 90's there were more good shit on shows like this then today

  • i just got to say : hahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahah­aha

  • yes kkk guy who probably runs around like looking like an ass, im the freak

  • 45 people are the diet coke of evil

  • It's Steve Wilkos!

  • your the diet coke of evil, just 1 calorie, NOT evil enough!

  • Current Surveillance Priority

  • ****insert quote from video here****

  • what are you some kind of freak?

  • I love how the KKK guy is judgemental

  • STTTTTEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • funniest part is when dr.evil fights Jerry.

  • dr.evil is a good dad sticking up for his son

  • THE WORLD IS MINE THE WORLD IS MINE YOU FUCKEN ASSHOLES!!! XDD LOL

  • I have only fallen out of my seat in a theater laughing twice. This scene is on that exclusive list. hahaha (The other scene was in Half Baked when Scarface quits his job. kills me every time. )

  • your the diet coke of evil lol

  • IVE GOT YOUR HOOD, IVE GOT YOUR HOOD

  • hahaha...omygosh! i don't know why but the second dr. evil came out i was like cracking up!!!

  • 1:31 FOR THE WIN!!!

  • Austin Powers 1 & 2 were awesome but every subsequent one was trash.

  • @Bouchon211

    Every subsequent one? Their was only one other, Goldmember, and it wasn't that bad. I nearly peed myself laughing when Austin pees in the fountain.

  • @scorchx3000 No dude that movie was really stupid, not surprising there weren't any subsequent ones after that then..

  • I GOT UR HOOD!

  • I GOT YOUR HAT!!

  • Scott stands up for his dad! I would do the same, but not with the swears.

  • First reuniting of a white kid a his father. FINALLY!!!

  • Dr Evil: He's biting me. The fuckers biting me. Fuck off you fucker.

  • I'VE GOT YOUR HOOD I'VE GOT YOUR HOOD!!!

  • LMAO look under the TV.  "Current Surveillance Priority" hahahhaha

  • hilarious!

  • Dr Evil: No one talks to my son like that. it's ok scott..... You Mother (Kicking chef man's ass) i'm ok i'm ok you were born in your mother's A..... (Dr.Evil got out a metal chair and gets chef) There you go, I got you hood i got your hood ,i'm ok i'm ok (Attacks Jerry) I'll kill yea to pieces, he's biting me, he's biting me. The world is mine you M...F....

    You go Dr. Evil kick some ass

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  • Oh yeah Dr. Evil go kick some butt and Jerry's butt

  • I almost never laugh out loud in a movie theater, but when I saw this scene for the first time back in '99, I (and pretty much the rest of the audience) was absolutely HOWLING!!!! Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or it would've been sprayed on the people in front of me.

    "I've got your hood....I've got your hood....."

  • All this scene make me so laughing, dr. evil is the best!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!

    5 stars to Mike Myers.

  • 1:48 ROFL

  • 2:10 :P:P

  • "THROW ME A FRICK'N BONE HERE"

  • the world is mine

  • I GOT YOUR HAT

  • 1:19 IMAO

  • thats it dr evil kick the kkk guys ass

  • How comes that I dont remembre this? That was hilarious!

  • He's biting me. He's biting me! The fuckers biting me!

  • dude watching the tv "general we got a situation here"......ummm ya!

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  • Didn't that guy(the one watching Jerry Springer on his job) get run over by a steamroller in the previous film?

  • @atomicsharpiie I guess you could say that. He was played by the same actor (Michael McDonald).

  • bring it on you skanky bitch!

  • go jerry go jerry lol

  • I read on wiki that steve wilkos was in this movie and sure enough he is. I love his show.

  • i got your hood

    i got your hood

    i got your hood

  • The world is mine!!

  • Favorite parts:: 1) I got your hood!! -solves much- 2) I give you a jerk! (beats up Jerry) and 3) He's biting me! The f-kers biting me!! (Jerry bites Dr. Evil.)

  • "Your the diet coke of evil. Just 1 calorie not evil enough!"

  • That's it Dr. Evil show that KKK guy not to mess with you!!!!!

  • I got your hood, I got your hood! XD

  • Ok no one talks to my son like that- You mother fucker!

    Lol love this movie.

  • Theres steve wilkos! His show is ok. Always about girls getting pregnant by their boyfriends though

  • I LOVE YOU JOKER

  • even evil knows what's evil

  • "I got your hood I got your hood"

    XD

  • "He's biting me, the motherfuckers biting me"

  • 43 ppl were born in thier' mother's asses

  • "you're the diet coke of evil" LMFAO! xD

  • "The the diet coke of evil" Lmfao!!!! Hilarious!

  • your not quite evil enough lmao xD

  • you're QUASI-evil

  • @LegalDeception you're the diet coke of evil

  • @martionman231 Just 1 calorie, not evil enough! 

  • he got his hood! LMAO

  • 43 people are quasi-evil, they are semi-evil, they are the margarine of evil, They are the diet cokes of evil, Just one calorie, not evil enough

  • Well throw me a freakin bone.

  • would've been so healrious if someone beat up the body guards for gettin in the way than continue to bash the one your pisst at

  • Steve wilkos at 1:44

  • No BoDy TalKs 2 my sOoOn . . love it daddy's spirit :))

  • The hat is obviously the source of his power.

  • He's biting me, the fucker's biting me!

  • The world is mine! the world is mine! haha

  • "No one talks to my son like that. It's okay Scott...YOU MOTHER F****IN, PIECE OF S**T! YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHER'S A** **** **** ALRIGHT YOUR BORN IN YOUR MOTHERS *** HE'S BITING ME! HE'S BITING ME! THE F***ER'S BITING ME! THE WORLD IS MINE! THE WORLD IS MINE YOU F***KERS!

    Hilarious fucking scene ever that started with Dr. Evil fighting that KKK guy. LMFAO.

  • @ksbaxter You forgot the : I GOT YOUR HOOD I GOT YOUR HOOD part :P XD

  • @BadNinja16 Thank u for that. But I like the swearing cause it was more funny.

  • @ksbaxter Ye thats Def true XD

  • @ksbaxter what are ya, some kinda freak!!!

  • @ksbaxter That makes the entire scene! I LMAO everytime I see it.

  • God not even Steve Wilkos can keep Dr. Evil down

  • "The World is mine! The World is mine!"

    lol

  • I got ur hood! I got ur hood! Ha, ya motherfucker!

  • Okay... okay.. alright alright, come on... no one talks to my son like that, it's okay Scott, you mother******! *flips a shit on the KKK guy*

  • "I'm ok, alright YOU WERE BORN IN YOUR MOTHER'S ******!!!" everytime i watch jerry springer and hearing the jerry chant, i always think of Dr Evil saying that. best scene out of the whole movie

  • hes biting me hes biting me the F***cker is biting me!!! lol

  • lol I was waiting for MiniMe to come running out and start biting people lol