Jake and Amir: Tampon

[xSkittles4EVAx]

your my butterfly, sugar... *chocking* im gonna die

[vassilisthebest]

@xSkittles4EVAx YOU'RE my butterfly. Learn to spell goddamit.

[beatleforce1]

@vassilisthebest jeez lighten up, its just an apostrophe

[Bttrfngronit]

@beatleforce1 and an e

[beatleforce1]

@Bttrfngronit still no big deal though

[FredMaHead]

Boner alert :(

[qui124]

First thing I said when the video started: Who fucked him up?

[GoingGreenification]

@qui124 to answer your question probably Murph

[aryattack]

sarah's hot.

[Sladestuff]

I didn't know they knew Arnold Shwarzenegger

[D4Donuts]

i feel so bad for Sarah, for having to put up with these two

[bluekumdrops]

Tip to get top comments: To[ tip to get top comments: quote something out of the video.

[lumberj23]

was that tampon already in her vagina or was it a fresh one?

[BlackDogCOD]

@lumberj23 you obviously don't know anything about vaginas.....

[lumberj23]

@BlackDogCOD

I know nothing about vaginas with a tampon inside. At least I never found one in a vagina.

[paperdynamite]

Amir without glasses......WHO IS THAT MAN.

[jakey837]

Lol shoenice would be proud

[SilverLord001]

shoenice would be disappointed

[crazyflaps169]

Why the hell did he eat it? What a dumbass

[gregclarkey]

@crazyflaps169 its not real! haha

[yewtoober24]

i hate that flavor of tampon!

[ShaneLovahh]

Gaaah no no tampons should not be in the mouth

[ptricky5000]

Lol Butterfly by Crazy Town.

[Bookgrl98]

Lol Sarah was just like "wtf is going on??"

[hejjeh123321]

hahahahaa this was so good, one of the best xD

[BigBadBusterBrown123]

haha



[TheExxOtiic]

Tips to get top comments: quote something out of the video.

[merryvinbock]

@TheExxOtiic Another tip: talk about top comments ;)

[tigras2244]

@TheExxOtiic Tips or Tip?

[Sexalize]

@TheExxOtiic been that way for years, don't blame the person who wrote it they know the mothersuckers will thumbs it up blame the little retarded munchkins that thumb up the piece of crud

[ValiantNoobTube]

@TheExxOtiic Or telling people how to get top comment. Dumb bitch...

[bluepoo18]

@TheExxOtiic Tips to get top comments: post somthing thats obvious

[Ackroyt]

they took 2 takes they couldnt get first 1 out

[TranslatorCarminum]

Perfect way to introduce Jake and Amir to newcomers: "This is Jake. He's an average dude. This is Amir. He's a moron."

[jcdmonline]

@TranslatorCarminum EEEEEhhhhhhh Jake is SOMETIMES an average dude....

[tommyguns1337]

So now we know why that Nurse was acting like such a bitch. Amir ate her tampon

[vdiaz123]

for those trying to stop watching these videos, this is my last one. you can do it...

[covenantcide]

Oh shit now I can't breath I'm laughing so hard!

[kanharn]

Ma eyes are broken lol

[Jupiterninja95]

if you're gonna eat two tampons, just eat one.

if you're gonna eat two tampons, just eat one.

[lumberj23]

LOL

thumbs up

[astrejoe]

I used to choke on tampons, but then I got an arrow to the knee...

[thegodofwar222]

@astrejoe No way!!! So did I!!!!

[GM3339]

@astrejoe stfu

[Kronosfall91]

@astrejoe That shit was never funny. You skyrim douches, get a life /:

[BlueKazoo4]

Lol, Sarah's expression is the best XD

[MrNasosa]

If you're going to swallow two tampons, just swallow one.

If you're going to swallow two tampons, just swallow one.

[AAtripleB]

@MrNasosa Been a long time since I heard that one thumbs up for you my friend

[Pararescue001]

It is actually Crazy Town - Butterfly

[dutchman646]

just one more

[beefcheese13]

1:24 sarahs just like WTF

Plus this would make a funny 1000 ways to die

[mancunianhardcore]

if you're gonna swallow two tampons, just swallow one

[ruposhirose]

@mancunianhardcore There are two parts in a tampon. -_-

[lumry14]

ok so mitt romney, just bc you have a little kid hitting a wiffle ball with a huge plastic retard bat does not mean that its going to distract us from the fact that you are ruining youtube for EVERYONE.

[budgies121]

Fail lol

[FeatherPosing]

haha, best song :P

[Multi98765432110]

wat happened to amir

[embraceyouremo1]

Thats the stupidest argument ever

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

amir would have died a long time ago without jake

[DGMRV]

After 5 years, how is Amir still alive?!

[itswillperkins]

He didn't even do the heimlick right

[meesasquall]

Sarah's face at 1:25 is priceless

[smilelike]

When I first saw this I was like "whose the guy with the arm?" I didn't recognize Amir without his glasses. :(

[ContainedMax]

The Heimlich is done to the stomach not the chest...

[123lightingman]

B*TCH YOU NOT GOING IN THERE, THERE MIGHT BE GHOSTS IN HERE

[DarthPietrus]

its Crazy town: butterfly. and its gay as hell

[melissais]

lololololololollolollololololo­ol

[Gearspanic]

Inception guy: Amir what do you think about inception?

Amir: T'was a Dream!

[DMBguy57]

@TheRiteG who cares its funny

[harmee9999]

Dos tampons are dangerous.

[causemtvsaidso93]

I have that type of tampon...

[charitybetta]

oh myy Amir...  haha nice of Jake to save his life. :P

[EnnOok]

Best one !

[vaporizethis]

Amir tampon eater

[puttheteamonmybackdo]

was going to take a quick break and then get back to studying for my exams but i ended up watching every video for 4 hours....completely worth getting a 68 on my exam

[volleybal0325]

@WatchMeSpore He didn't spit out two...

[WatchMeSpore]

He spat out two so... "here's one I prepared earlier"?

[ParanormalDemonology]

@WatchMeSpore The tampon breaks into two parts. Im a guy and i know this.

[karalis290]

@ParanormalDemonology haha nah there was two bro.

[spacman53]

@ParanormalDemonology there were 2 u idiot

[MISTtumbles]

@ParanormalDemonology They were both full tampons.

[pennydesouza]

@ParanormalDemonology Yeah, but he spat out two different applicator (or "two-parter") tampons. I'm a girl, and I really know this...

[MadiMe123]

@WatchMeSpore You are a guy, so I'll just tell you tampons have two parts

[iceabod]

@MadiMe123 he spat out two... notice the two strings? :P

[camerabox1]

@WatchMeSpore tampons are in 2 parts they split

[SILENCEIWATCHURVIDZz]

@WatchMeSpore the inside of it and the outside of it ... apparently you haven't had sex ed

[FlyingTurtleVideos]

@WatchMeSpore one was the package the other was the tampon xD

[evacool643]

@WatchMeSpore there were 2 pieces 2 it...its still 1 tampon

[MtLionProductionz]

@evacool643 i dont think that tampons have two strings in them....food for thought!

[cooldonkeyfish]

Sarah's expressions :D

[mcmcmcmcmful]

ein swine!!

[TheRiteG]

You can't talk when you're choking, it's impossible.

[swanton200]

the scary thing is my sister sarah gave me a tampon just like that a few days ago. dont ask why.

[M3chanicalDog]

anyone notice amir did most of his actions with his broken arm?

[tatica822]

i been watching collegehumor for the past 3 hours, but i just gotta see one more . . .

[MyRealDad]

i dont know how tampons work :S

[Crosby4hyg]

amir's sling arm almost looks unbroken...

[yosoynumerosass]

hey im gonna get a lunch, want anything?

[Haloplaya2332]

you're my butterfly IM GOING TO DIE!!!!! *choke choke choke choke*

[SSJkiller]

@Haloplaya2332

Sounds like my kinda song lol

[DeadKevTheKnife]

@Haloplaya2332 I was chocking, because I picked the wrong time to eat sunflower seeds.

[purpleninja4everz]

Amir needs help

[danielboone1994]

That is disgusting...funny, but disgusting.

[AKEdify]

" I'M GONNA DIE!!!!"

[lethaloxymorons]

Tampons separate in two pieces he coughed up the two sections

[Matthewistheman123]

I REALLY hope those weren't used. :o

[EnigmaticRPG]

@Matthewistheman123 YEAH, cuz we stuff em back into the tubes afterwards. It's so much more sanitary that way! :D

[SkilledCivilian]

hacthact

[kimerox20091]

Im pretty sure Jake only owns one belt...

[NillumNaes]

One tampon goes in, two tampons come out.

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

[loveislovely123]

@NillumNaes i think it suppose to be like he ate a tampon a diffrent time lol

[skyrim2012]

am gonna dieeeeeee

[dancingcat04]

Crazy Town - Butterfly

[sciguy181]

That's not how you do heimlick.

[qwerty6517]

LOL! I love how he says "Grab her" at 0:10! Classic!

[LAsWeirdest]

OMG Yeah I think I use that type of brand...

<3 from LA.Liz

[sirkmap]

in caese your wondering why hes so hurt, in the previous episode he jumps out a window.

[tylerthehippie]

ok

[morikahjo]

actually, two tampons came out...thats the joke. the first tampon you see clearly has both parts to it.

[gmbluhm55]

Amir in the show doesn't know what a tampon in, but in real life he does....... and he voluntarily put on in his mouth....

[Magoomann]

@gmbluhm55 Its completely sanitary in the packaging... its like putting a cotton ball, string, and plastic in your mouth.

[mattyh099]

@gmbluhm55 it wasnt used....

[Angelbaby7041]

♪♫"Come my lady

come come my lady

your my butterfly♪♫ I'M GONNA DIE"

XD!!!!!!!!!

[gelatojoe]

WTF happened to amir

[birdman4boii]

cause you know my eyes are broken or watever..

[damn549]

Collegehumor is going to keep me from getting into college..

[yjk000]

@damn549 I found collegehumor after I got into college.

Collegehumor is going to keep me from getting a job..

[rickneil01]

@damn549 Don't worry son. Didn't stop me.

[lolopieman124]

@damn549 im your 500th thumbs up

[Gright]

hahaha wtf did I watch XD

[llVIU]

shitty idea on a shitty idea

[frichickenishqua]

this reminds me of one time.. (the last day of school last year) ... when a kid was going through my backpack and i was like "don't go in that pocket..." so he did. lol he pulled out a tampon and he said "ooh candy!!" and he opened it and was really embarrassed that he didn't know what it was at first... i think he learned his lesson to never look through a girls bag... ;)

[ItSyAbOiIsSa]

hahahahahahahahahaha amir kills me

[Greatscott0420]

he sounds like a really heavy metal band

[reza13501]

LMAO

[archidar1]

whats a tampon?

[sk8inkill]

@archidar1 Everything you've ever dreamed of...

[dagoldendoodle]

@archidar1 its a thing that u stick in your vagina

[benawisphoenix]

@UsernamesAreHard is right, that was definitely two tampons. That was the joke.

"I'm crying, but it starting to hurt cause, you know, my eyes are broken or whatever..." XD I love Amir!

[PrairieRockz]

@EminamaDron あくび。

[pownage3claws4life]

"bitch your not going anywhere there might be ghosts up in this bitch" l0l

[ciranno]

Axl Rose impersonation voice

[smokeweed442200]

si usted sabe lo que estoy escribiendo pulgar hacia arriba

[PrairieRockz]

@smokeweed442200 Español por la victoria!

[PrairieRockz]

Okay...this was fucking ridiculous.

[GodsThirdHand]

そん何じゃあません…（ーー；）

[porterphd]

Did anyone notice his arm was perfectly fine? and it was in a cast???

[Marioinsydney]

lol 1:31 jake and sarah both shake their heads xD

[japanwarlord]

im a guy but i know that was 2 seperate tampons,

[MtLionProductionz]

@japanwarlord yeah what he said

[brodftw]

Come my lady

Come, come my lady

You ma butterfly

I'M GONNA DIE

[doddlecuddle]

I love that song haha

[Mrsongcoverman]

That choking Noise Amir makes makes me sick to my stomach

[camerabox1]

dont ask how i know but tampons are split into 2 ends blame the subway

[Tesuchpwnsu]

@camerabox1 haha wow

[giggles090892]

It was definitely two different tampons they both had strings coming out of them, look closely. Plus it's funnier that way.

[fickleadema]

It was Crazy Town who does Butterfly! lolol.

[MtLionProductionz]

if your gonna spit out two tampons just spit out one

if your gonna spit out two tampons just spit out one

[BananFail]

Was that tampon....used?

[Gerrieboy11]

@BananFail you don't put a used tampon in your bag dummy xD

[WeAreAirborne]

This is like the apple walnut muffin all over again.

[heps2011xxx]

No ads comee up fo me ?

[MrToddino]

dear youtube ads WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BUY SOMETHING THAT INTERUPPTS JAKE AND AMIR???????

[bdawg201]

to bad that sarah is leaving collegehumor for saturday night live.

[KarliifknKickback]

Amir looks like a legit raccoon XD a cute handicap raccoon ..

[tony1234101]

He did the monomer in the rong spot

[Mischief58]

@MegaBearShit he didnt spit up two tampons. there are two parts to a tampon. he spit up both parts except separately.

[luie97]

i actually have to gasp for air when i watch theese