"Things I have Worried About" Tales Of Mere Existence

[JustNoise]

My biggest achievement: being one of the top-commenters on a youtube vid.

[Kitty3639]

Come to Canada :D

[lawlsxx]

ahaha @ the last part. Canada ftw

[pakutastic]

YEAH CANADA :D

[MrPvpwhore]

fuck ya. canada!

[suxdudemungus]

When I was younger I worried about everything because I never understood anything, and that I'm older I only worry about not worrying about the right things when I was younger.

[amazingrace23]

Lev, move to Canada. It gives me a better chance of actually meeting you.

[osbely]

That my hair style would look stupid in my coffin.

[Pskawt]

Yah move to Canada.....Canada rules

[MissKennyBee]

You should just move to Canada Lev.

[DeathnoteBB]

"that I would be fired from my job if they ever found out I never learned my multiplicatoin tables." good god by how much schools bitch about it you'd think they actually would. .... They wouldn't would they?

[campingbabe]

your movie to canada :)

you can stay with me eh.....

[snowyzoe21]

yeah! Move to Canada!

[JustNoise]

the addicting thing about these videos is that they don't have a real ending. so I kinda hunger for more and more. after hours of watching these videos I then realize that I spent the best time of my life on youtube. I hate you.

sincerely yours,

Adrian

[VestalFabia]

@JustNoise  wow.. so true....

[AngryK00gr]

Its alright; I'll pass on a message saying to hold off on the missile launch until you're in Canada. :)

[troydeancarpenter]

I think a lot of the things he has to say are amazingly true too, but I must say I'm a little shocked that he never mentioned the monster that hides under the bed!

[moneshmahtani]

Exactly like me!!!!

[guybrushThreepwood1]

Moving won't save you, Candida would be next.

[tehsempai]

@guybrushThreepwood1 please tell me your purposely spelling Canada wrong or that it was an accident

[TehPersianKid]

i can relate :(

[TheSjpatrik]

sad but true.

[calimerovisa]

You should move to canada very soon.....

Sincerly Terorists

[joshuamyler]

So depressingly true!

[ThatWasSoYesterday]

If thats all youve ever worried about then good job

[Subaquatika]

Am I the only one who asks herself how big Lev's drawings really are?

[TeaAndABiscuit]

"And that I would never see that barber of seville bugs bunny cartoon again..."

I immediately googled that.

[TheIndiBella]

you relate my life...why are u not my boyfriend? haa~!

[AkiAme15]

I can't get enough of your insightful videos ^_^

[rosesandlemonades1]

we have the same worries hahahaha

[Ashley963123]

you got a cold man?

[darkomataliv]

This may be your worries, but a lot of that is my life story.

[theliveing]

AH ive found another of the creed.

Live on Brother Lev...Live on!

[sarawr08]

man i really want to meet you. I think you'd be a good friend :)

[punrat19]

lol...@Everyone would know that i have a fat ass !

[Sephtehr]

These are depressing. At least, the last 20 I've seen.

I should stop.

[supermalikXL]

still walking on the side walk like a reard

[MadameDorkily]

When I was 4 years old, I was worried that the toilet (which I considered to be a gigantic, porcelain, demonic entity) would eat my foot after watching some show on T.V where a little girl got her foot stuck in the toilet. I had to have someone stand right outside of the bathroom door when I had to go. This went on for about a week.

[xCarmmy]

@MadameDorkily Well at least you didn't have your sister in the bathroom with you when you were peeing... Ya I was really scared of Bloody Mary when I was in grade 4. Don't worry I made my sister close her eyes.

[MadameDorkily]

@xCarmmy Actually, I had originally asked them to stand inside with me and face away/close their eyes but they refused and told me that either they stand outside the door or I stop being such a baby and suck it up.

[ytiiyays]

i was like this (: | the whole video

[SimplyBergman]

Loved this,man

[MrSierra125]

Lol move to Canada because we all love canadians, americans are the only ones who dont like them xD

[W4lly16]

1:54 "...and that the booze will win." Lol! I heard that man.

[inferno232]

I love Aerosmith. I thought I was the only one. Thank god.

[squashitablemblem]

GREAT, just my life every sinlge video. hate you jajajajaj

[dislexicocreader]

Seriously, every single video you make it's connected to my mind/life story. EXACTLY THE SAME IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! Which makes me think about something that made my weekend - I'm not alone! Thank you so very very much!

[TheLambdaTeam]

I really liked throwing things out of the window :D

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

mostly that was the story of my life. Glad to hear it's not just me.

[bonocanfuckhimself]

the worst thing about this...ALLL TRUE!

[mikedean643]

You are incredible.

[100redeye]

im at the 0:50 - 1:37 part, everything he said was like "sounds like me but im sure im the only one that worries about... wait, alright he did too..."

[narutosramenbuddy]

here comes the anxiety....

[doombybbr]

you do not need to learn your multiplication tables to do math, you just need to be able to arrive at the correct answer.

[ProyectMooneJazzers]

One things: Don't go to Canada, too close, come to Europe, much better in all ways:girls, food, people in general, culture and it has a sort of peace.

[marcelia3]

@ProyectMooneJazzers absolutely true :-)

[skyby21]

@ProyectMooneJazzers Im sure all of you're debts are much better too. :P

[ProyectMooneJazzers]

@skyby21

Why do the Americans always think that their country is better? You started all this...

[DizzySunnygirl]

@ProyectMooneJazzers Actually you started it. You started bragging about Europe. Although I do like Europe, (As it was where I was born and have lived my entire life) America isn't that bad. And don't brag about where you live on the Internet.

[skyby21]

@ProyectMooneJazzers Im Canadian.

[corporacionmonstruo]

Genius

[CobraKitNu]

I have asthma and you made me feel all panicky the entire time.

Other than that, great video.

[BeoWulf1289]

Holy cow dude, BREATH!!!

[failsatpancakes]

and so was born 'how to deal with depression' ...

[MrDajx]

Just a question... How long can you talk for without taking a breath? Because I think you may have broken a record :O

[MsDreaming123]

OH MY GOD! I think exactly like this! Wow...

[prototypev0]

DEATH TO AMERICA!

(Just kiddin'! ; )).

[fatninja90]

ok THIS is the last video before bed!!!

[sensaway]

@fatninja90 HOW DID YOU READ MY THOUGHTS

[ugasziz]

I agree with the ass part LOL...

[ugasziz]

Canada is great!

[CrazedEvilDolly]

Move to Canada its the Best!

[MemoryOfTheRose]

that said it all. and canada.

[DGuillory95]

LOL your moving to canada too.

[AndHoldTheMayo]

Canada?! That socialist nightmare? Besides, moving slightly north and covering yourself with a blanket of snow and hockey would still not protect you from nuclear destruction. Give me America over Canada any day. (Not you Lev, you're awesome, if you wanna move to Canada, I say go for it. :P)

[ihatebirthdays]

I am currently in the 'worry that these are the best years of my life' phase..

[ugasziz]

@ihatebirthdays I'm not, since its already so boring and lonely...

[ihatebirthdays]

@ugasziz aww really? well you should make it fun! life is what you make it. Go take chances, however cliche that sounds. Or learn how to enjoy the simple things, it makes life pretty dandy :)

[ugasziz]

@ihatebirthdays Working on it boo. Anyways, its the last year of high school, so yeah, I see my best years coming ;). I'm a pretty content person, so it's all good. Thanks.

[loneliest1]

i wish i could meet a guy like this, where the heck can i find one??? and thats funny; cus i too plan going to canada haha ...

[5kia5]

Same fears

[cupcakeXmasquerade]

I'm glad I'm not the only one planing to move to Canada for that reason...

[BoysLikeMeee]

Oh, that last line is something I've thought about.... I mean, worried about! LOL

[lickapotato]

I've watched all your videos a million times but I keep rewatching them because they are so painfully true.

[aricacat]

u need a hug

[TicklezzzxD]

i'm gonna start liking your vids before i watch them, and im positive i won't regret it by the end.

[yellow97cow]

oh my god its a mantra

[looanacoser]

Am I or the video load faster when I'm looking at it loading? Why am I commenting this on this video? Hi.

[mishele1990]

Marry me.

[Renegade23456]

The Canada thing made be burst out laughing

[CrisTooR]

YAY MOVING TO CANADA!

[TSEDTIKS]

Well, quick! Move to Canada now!

[Tylerisuber]

Damn dude you're one miserable sack of shit

[Tazn824]

@Tylerisuber i like how you follow his videos and troll. get a life man lol

[Tylerisuber]

@Tazn824 I like how you follow my trolling adventures, I wonder which is more pathetic XD

[NowThatsPro]

@Tylerisuber It's hot in that kitchen OooOO



[Tazn824]

@Tylerisuber i'm just watching the vids, reading the comments, and you're on each one lol don't flatter yourself :P

[NekoMaogura]

epic worries

[S062310719]

tell it like it is!

[TheLolMenPeople]

Thats really sad :(

[RenegadeJuggler]

OK Weird

[martin2rose]

damn this beats the diary of a wimpy kid this is so much better and its realistic xDDD u should have a movie made :DD

[ILoveTylerHoechlin22]

Hey, I'm number 22 on my soccer team :D

[16m49x3]

Dont regret anything Lev, you are actually better at seeing the world than most others, and your stories are gold.

[xUltimateDream]

why do you sound high here? XD

[basicbreakfast]

So pretty much you were worried about being Charlie Brown

[harrypotterfreaknerd]

You sound a lot like me

[Freshette]

Quick! Move to Canada!

[ZizzerScape]

canada ftw

[rancorx]

this is somewhat depressimg

[VirginOfRape]

I used to beleive that if I swallowed an apple seed a tree would grow in my stomach, and when I ate too much it would slowly pile up trough my body and into my head, and that people passed tadpoles from kissing and that a penis was just a biege carrot and that there was indians patrolling my bed at nighttime and that if I went into the basement in the dark I was positive a bitter painful end. Now its only one thing I thinka nd worry about. Sex.

[LiveAtReykjavik]

@VirginOfRape Actually, Indians patrolling your bed at night is awesome.

[VirginOfRape]

@LiveAtReykjavik Wasnt when you're 5 xD

[topper253]

but 9x9 IS 81?

[marstg00]

Your vies is wired

[Archie711]

he he.. sanest guy alive! XD XD :P :P

[irealydodominate]

wow so im not the only one who chose not to learn their timetables

[lovehorseslovejonas]

Wow. That was depressing as Hell.

[Countdown1230]

as silly as it is i still avoid stepping on cracks in the sidewalk...but that's only when i remember it

[MilaBurgh]

Let me see if I get it, you complain about the fact that good-looking girls are only interested in money? Aren't you only interested in good-looking girl? You're just as shallow, idiot.

[TheSystematicJoker]

@MilaBurgh Oh for fucks sake everybodys shallow have you ever seen a skinny girl with a fat guy or vice versa NO. so stop pretending your some deep person when your NOT your just like the rest of us.

[cupidonsarecreepy]

@TheSystematicJoker I saw a skinny girl with a fat guy just yesterday. They had two kids. I saw a skinny dude with a fat chick yesterday. Lots of guys are chubby chasers because the bigger the girl, the more likely she is to have melon sized boobies.

[TheSystematicJoker]

@cupidonsarecreepy How can I put this you could well be lieing



[cupidonsarecreepy]

@TheSystematicJoker Why would I lie about something so stupid? But if you put it that way, everyone could be lying. We could all be living in the matrix right now.

[TheSystematicJoker]

@cupidonsarecreepy Fair point.



[siruroxs]

@TheSystematicJoker best ending to an arguement ever

[CatCandy122]

I'm STILL worried about something comming up from the drain in the bath tub and I'm 14. O.o;

[xXShrinkWrapXx]

I used to always worry that I had a fat ass... Now that i REALIZE that i have a fat ass I don't worry about it anymore.

[FRANKTHEPONY]

@xXShrinkWrapXx That made me think "the only reason people have worries is because we don't come to terms with our faults, and don't realize that everyone has mistakes." So basically acceptance FTW

[xXShrinkWrapXx]

@FRANKTHEPONY ^_^ yep that's the only way we will survive with neurosis lol.

[TCChocoboProductions]

HAHAHA

[A13x24]

Dude this is so me!!! Except the Ass part, haha

[rajkumarisavi]

BREATHE!!!

[ZiahtandEcyla]

I think you should be moving to Canada soon... things don't seem real bright atm x]

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

dang :/

[willraz]

woo canada

[0oMunchie]

this is my favorite video so far because it compare to what i think too.....

[Keezree]

I've always been terrified of the sun going supernova. Either that or my brain would suddenly explode, cracking my skull and sending fragments all over the place causing a mess for other people to clean. :I

[sabbywins]

@Keezree Don't you worry about our sun exploding, its not big enough to go supernova. Its just going to expand and engulf the earth in fiery ball of death before shrinking to a white dwarf star =)

As for your brain exploding, you're on your own =P

[Keezree]

@sabbywins I'm not afraid of those things anymore. I had been when I was quite young. Nowadays I'm afraid of day to day things like what flavour of ice cream should I decide to get and what if I can't decide before the sale is over or if my favorite flavour is gone so I'll have to settle for something like...Neapolitan. I like Neapolitan ice cream but it's just so, you know, indecisive. So ultimately it seems the best suited flavour for me.

[sabbywins]

@Keezree A much more logical thing to be scared of... It would take a man made of stone with no concept of fear to not be scared of that

[Lyonskel1]

@Keezree You should be more worried about the super volcano under Yellowstone. Its overdue for an eruption and when it finally happens it will likely mean the end of life in North America as we know it. On the bright side, this will mostly likely not cause your brain to explode!

[Keezree]

@Lyonskel1 I'm far to the east coast, in Nova Scotia, Canada. It's not on any plates so we've never had any volcanoes or earthquakes. Also, I'm not afraid of those things anymore. No, today I'm more afraid of simple things. Like what if I can't decide what to eat for breakfast. Or what if I don't make it to the washroom in time or if I'm at a public washroom what if they're all taken?

[alfredhchen]

@Keezree ontario issint on any plate edges either, but we had an earthquake last year D:

[Keezree]

@Lyonskel1 Rather, I should have said it's not on any active plate edge. Were it not on any plate as I had aforementioned then it would be floating mid air. :P

[jamilnielsen]

*Song* dont worry.....be happy(forgets the rest)*

[iheartwintergirls]

all of your videos are really great and they are one of my favorite things on the Internet and it makes me happy there are some people that are more like me. you should do a video about trying to figure out what the best thing to say in a comment on Youtube is and then not posting anything anyway. :)

[lillya4ever]

Well...I STILL worry that something will come out of the bathtub and eat me :/

[freakishweirdo]

My biggest worry when i was little was that the easter bunny would come out and eat me cause someone im some how loosely related, i dont remember who, told me he lived under our stairs. funny thing was i never beleaved to much in the easter bunny till they told me that.

[eleventhousandfour]

@freakishweirdo When I was maybe 6 or 7, I was afraid that a monster that hopped around on all the different planets in the solar system would come and eat me in my sleep because an older kid at my day care told me that a monster like that existed. A few years after getting over that, I though that the sound my brother's old, shitty car made when he pulled out of the drive way was an alien that lived under the floor boards under my bed, I'm not sure where that one came from.

[Marcownz747]

Yeah, the last one is pretty much my biggest fear. Well, except I'd rather be in Spain than Canada. :/

[MrMoptop47]

I worry about the high school stuff all the time I mean ALL THE TIME

[qwzaaap]

i don't remember that i did this show ... ! i feel so drunk !

[MeepullStewray]

cheerful

[Immacac]

North-Korea will be the first who will let America know they're done with them :p

[BoltOfThundor]

@Immacac Ow, and it's not the Fed. Bank, or Iran who is contact with N Korea... Or if you want to be more novel then Nibiru?

[PatrickEatZombie]

....yeah....

[DareCrystalwater]

I'll see you in Canada, good sir. I have about 2 1/2 years until I can legally move, but I shall see you there.

[SatanTheGreat666]

9 * 9 = 81 DANMIT

[Rharitamarie]

I worry about your last worry ALL the time. Seriously

[Karlwithak1221]

Excuse the earlier comment xDDDD I was FUCKED UP

[ownedtwic3]

I love this guy.

[ZucchiniSlayer]

you know, i actually wanna move to canada. world, give america about 4 or 5 years, then you can do whatever you want to it.

[MissPrincessNatasha]

Even though i tried to cover it without tucking in my shirt everyone will still notice that i had a fat ass. haha i remeber when i didnt like boys to look at my ass during middle school

[Yukalaylee1]

And when I was 10 I was worried about my new kitten being left alone while I go along with my parents to work for 10 hours.

[Karlwithak1221]

I am an American and I am an asshole although for some odd reason I don't give a fuck I suppose that's because everyone's an asshole in America and therefore im in a social situation setting me up to fail in the first place when introduced to a new setting this is why Canada sucks.....pussy's.

[LfunkeyA]

@Karlwithak1221

there's no need to spell 'pussies' as 'pussy's'. you're referring to multiple 'pussies', not to one 'pussy', nor a 'pussy's' belonging.

[6BURG9]

@Karlwithak1221

Im Canadian and i love it. i dont feel the need to call america fat, stupid, ignorant, or warmongering, though. whether it may or may not be true.

[Krazymann234]

@Karlwithak1221 I can't believe that amount of total failure in this sentence... America sucks...