Al-Qaeda training Yackity Sax

[Errahtik]

The 9 dislikes are the remaining Al-Qaeda.

[MarioFan124]

Yup, this is about how cool THEY are.

[agentz100]

wait a second, theese guys are to stupid to know how to plant bombs...

[Tien497]

the usa are spending billions on killing these guys and failing miserably lol

[mgsfan15]

@Tien497 Yeah. Totally failing. I mean, we only just annihilated their entire command, and thousands of them.

[CJTheInvader]

@Tien497 Wouldn't say failing miserably, They may suck, but there is a ton of them to wade through.

As far as I know, they don't really follow the geneva convention. The US probably would of nuked them if it werent for the fact that there are still civilians there.

And I'm sure that they haven't even spent a billion yet. They said thats how much they are putting into the fund, but that fund is used slowly overtime, terrorism exists in places other then al-queda.

[only2nocrew]

terrorits summer camp program wheres the sign ups?

[lsvc121]

Makes me not worry about terrorism at all. lol mad?

[Saukkomestari]

this music=instant dislike for overused crap

[Ammit5]

Yakety, not yackity

[darthteej1]

This is what happens when you create military training when NO ONE IN THE MILITARY is teaching it. Dear god, I kind of fell sorry for these guys. They stand absolutely no chance when Delta Force, the AIA, and Team 6 show up.

[aknonnerd]

@darthteej1 I think no one period has a chance against delta force,sas, or seal team 6

[ps3animalfunds]

you know what's funny is that this training is usless cause all we have to do is call in a air strike XD

[waldokoala]

where do i sign up?

[FULANODETAL]

yeah dont surprise if talibans had lost 40000 men dead in 8 years...(and injured doesnt count)...

[shawno66]

Yackity Sax (don't talk back)

[DAsrada]

Son: Hey dad, can I spend the summer with those guys for my summer camp?

Dad: NO YOU WILL BE KILL BY AMERICANS!!!

[BADASSMANDO]

@DAsrada And then son was an American.

[boitahaki]

lol terrorists

[franciscojavierm]

Hey! That summer camp looks neat! sing me up!

[ctp2987]

It's official. Benny Hill makes everything funny

[cloudchaser07]

Benny hill is jealous.

[3hardcharger3]

They look like the Keystone Cops out there.

[AncientAeon]

Noobs.

Heh, I always wanted to say that.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

So, they were training in 1998 to blow our asses up.....we could have prevented 9/11 if the government used fucking common sense!

[Muecke7987]

7 People are terrorists.

[batcountryrabid]

dumb shits. 12 year old attention whore losers.

[wambam99999]

So THAT'S what that Benny Hill song is called.

[inferno232]

Just like Gile's Theme makes anything awesome, Yackity Sax makes anything hilarious. No exceptions.

[jctbay]

We must make fun of Terrorist and teach them that being kind and peaceful is the way to strike fear into the American people.

[apt95]

thumbs up if you read the cracked article with this video

[EquinoxGT]

@apt95 because we're tools, right?

[blackyblackblack505]

According to Natural News, people have a 16,400 percent more likely chance of dying from prescription drugs than terrorists. On average, 20 people die each years from terrorists. Compare that to motor vehicle deaths.. This video tells it all!

[AHarmlessBlackMan]

crackedity sax

[MrApophis]

cracked.com

[handsomebrick]

This works so well, I kept expecting girls in bikinis to show up.

[WVMADMAN1]

Thumbs up for Cracked.com

[DynastyLang]

Lol the Keystone terrorists

[Berengier817]

Proof that, no matter what you play the Yackity Sax song to, as long as you put it on fast forward it still looks funny.

[Rosebunse]

I know I shouldn't laugh...are the 70 virgins worth it? I mean, virgins. Would they even know what they're doing?

[Tryzon]

Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!

[TwiIight0ne]

Looks like they're having a blast. Where can I sign up for that summer camp?

[DemonWarp65]

all this needed was a hot blonde getting her clothes ripped off by one of the motorcycles

[ge5undhe17]

"Yay! Summer Camp!" - young Afgan boy

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

durka durka

[Kainenz0r]

4 people tried to practice.

[333black999]

4 people failed Al-Qaeda training ;D

[bigball134]

@333black999 If thats true then that means 50 people passed the training :0 OMG HIDE!!!!!!

[TheArmoredSaint78]

Do any of you dignified(and i use that term rather loosley) Muslims know that your sacred prophet Mohammad was a kiddie fiddler? He took a six year old child as his bride and connsumated the marriage when she was 9. Maybe that's why Muslims live in caves and sandy assholes. I do not blend REAL Muslims with the statements of the cowards that have been posted prior to mine

[KWOOTfluke]

@TheArmoredSaint78 good to know, i dont care.

[Tareltonlives]

@TheArmoredSaint78 Yeah, and Jesus was a racist. It comes with the culture and the time period.

[Dronkenbier]

@TheArmoredSaint78 Sorry to break it to ya, but Jesus once killed a kid for bumping into him.

[aminatep]

@Dronkenbier What part of the Bible describes that?

[OIFVET13F]

@aminatep The apocrypha and gnostic writings, which are basically just jesus fanfiction anyway, I'm sure there will be more discovered eventually about how jesus got bored one day and sprouted wings from his feet and went off to go fight the hydra and punched thor in his dick, doesn't mean it'll be true.

[grimwatcher]

@OIFVET13F

aren't pretty much all the gospels fan fiction anyway? I mean, suuuuure, your politcal head figure can walk on water and turn every party awesome by multiplying the fish and chips and turning water into wine.

[OIFVET13F]

@grimwatcher Yeah pretty much. That's why you gotta read between the lines. It's easy to just take it at face value and then suddenly the guy with the good ideas becomes this divine being, but that's where you run int problems. It's about the message not the man.

[Dronkenbier]

@aminatep Gospel of infancy. (In Thomas' version of events, later that same day as Jesus was casually strolling around town, running divine errands, another boy accidentally bumped into him on the street. So what would Jesus do? He'd probably use his divine presence to heal the boy of being friggin' clumsy, right? Let's see:

Jesus was provoked and said unto him, "Thou shalt not finish thy course." And immediately he fell down and died.

-- Infancy Gospel of Thomas 4:1)

[aminatep]

@Dronkenbier I said "part of the Bible", not "non-canon fanfic that has nothing to do with it"

[Dronkenbier]

@aminatep First part was from a comedy website, but the bottom part is an actual quote. Did you even google it, and actually judge the site it came from, or did you immediatly dismiss my argument as fanfic?

[darkwolftheavenger]

@TheArmoredSaint78 all religions have their fucked up parts

[CounterRevolutionary]

هؤلاء الرجال لعمل وكالة الاستخبارات المركزية للولايات المتحدة الأمريكية.

[poswoll]

أريد شراء هذه الاغنية على اي تيونز ، هل لديها الاسم؟ سلام

[CounterRevolutionary]

@poswoll ويطلق عليه "Yakety ساكس" ، ويتم تنفيذها من قبل راندولف الأحذية.

It is called "Yakety Sax" and it is performed by Boots Randolph.

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Benny Hill could not have done better him self!

[majadahonda]

State-of-the-art training facilities. Wackos.

[Edisgreat111]

THE TERRORISTS HAVE ACQUIRED YAKITY SAX TECHNOLOGY

WE'RE FUCKED

[eclipsegst99]

which one of these dickheads is the prophet Mohammad?

[nerdberglar]

I think its called Whacky Sax

[patrikasLTL]

0:33

they are using the soviet 'conehead' helmets... not bad for a homemade army.

[Stalin646]

X-D , X-D , X-D , X-D

[brianrbeard]

How does this only have 5,000 hits?! This is the funniest video on youtube! Great work.

[werekilledbycowards]

@brianrbeard maybe this is why ur troops are fucking dying like bitches,cuz the insurgents are so fast.music could be better though.

[DaGirlWithAnAttitude]

omg.. im trying to keep this serious and not laugh.. but its soo freakin funny!!!

[werekilledbycowards]

@DaGirlWithAnAttitude its not as funny as 9-11 or the fact ur bitch ass troops cant do n e thing with out air stikes.Or even tha fact its 10 years later and u cant stop the taliban,and the insurgents are trying to get u into somalia yemen and pakistan

[OIFVET13F]

@werekilledbycowards Thats funny because I distinctly remember a few raids and battles I've been in against you fucking morons that didn't require airstrikes and we still took you fucks out. By the way IEDs are a much more cowardly way to attack then airstrikes. Maybe if you cowardly pieces of shit would come out and fight us man to man instead of hiding in mosques and schools, using children and women as human sheilds, this could have been over long ago.

[ArchausRavenholm]

But it is.. xD

[mnasrbk]

this should not be funny

it really shouldn't

[zebutes]

What's the name of the music ?

[jubjud13]

yackity sax

[nerdberglar]

@jubjud13 WHACKY SAX!

[Slig78]

It's like the Benny Hill show

[DaveStuckInOklahoma]

why in the hell coulndt i think of this? hilarious!

[amanimale]

there running to kill there own

[GreenSword15]

they are traing to run like hell b4 the americans comes and shoot/bomb their asses

[savanschaick]

Hilarious