Never Mind the Buzzcocks S19E05 (Part 1)

[Alyx000]

best!

[LuckaSrbova11]

Why does Simon have to be so cute?!

[AmethystGoddess23]

@brenna963 cuz she was so surprised she didn't kno watt 2 do so her reflexes made her push him away

[brenna963]

Why did that girl push him away?!

[ElvenShalafi]

I'm sensing some Barrowman subliminal messaging.

[thatcosplaykid]

@LudusVan you, my friend, are bleeding brilliant.

[LudusVan]

It's 4 in the morning and i was going to go to bed, until i saw who's on this episode. BARROWMAN!

[MrsBungle101]

I want Barrowman to give me an "acting lesson"

[ZombiefiedGoat]

Your disgusting...

Someones Gotta Be

:D LOVE

[walonsubi]

I really cannot stand John Barrowman. It's like he's turned up too high... constantly.

[aaddaammize]

Well I didn't expect to find all the Buzzcocks videos littered with pathetic fangirls? Go back to Twilight? :D

[potatosalads88]

BARROWMAN!

[xxxGOLDENGALxxx]

simon amstell is uhmazing!

[BigBadNightWolf]

"WOAH, WOAH, DOES A VAGINA WIGGLE?!" thinking: this is why im gay....

[soldiergirl84]

9:09 Daniel, we could have gone the rest of our lives without knowing that.

[chchchcherrybomb37]

Simon Amstell will be mine - oh yes! - he WILL...be mine.

[FabulousKilljoy5]

@chchchcherrybomb37 please share? :'(

[chchchcherrybomb37]

@FabulousKilljoy5 Watch Wayne's World ;-)

[FabulousKilljoy5]

@chchchcherrybomb37 Dude I freaking LOVE Wayne's World.

But you still have to share Simon.

[chchchcherrybomb37]

@FabulousKilljoy5 ah, none of us will ever have him :'-(

[SafeAzFuck]

How much would u pay to see Jophn Barrowman on Shooting Stars quiz show ^^ OMFG that would be EPIC <333

[SafeAzFuck]

Barrowman totally PWNS Amstell in this XD, I <3 John

[CAYOMluver]

"join thousands of others who have already served"

DEAD

[beckybond9]

There's not much that is better than Simon. But what is is Simon AND John ;) John is so quotable...

[angeltears6478]

I don't care if he's gay, I'd love it if Barrowman kissed me...

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

@angeltears6478 I totally agree.

[bekfry2]

John and Simon are so cute. 

[ashleigh192]

Phill says in another episode that when Daniel Bedingfield was on, he ate a whole bunch of Mars Bars and was consequently hyperactive. I never noticed the first time I watched it, but he is really fidgety.

[mnstrlrvllv]

be mine PhiMine!

[ILUVDANIELCRAIG97]

Listen those girls were lucky bitches to have John barrowman the man of almost every girls dream kiss them that last girl must have had issues with john to have fought with him

[TheSaintofKillers1]

LISTEN

[24loloolee]

@crazykidboom I think she was afraid of upsetting the Doctor.

[thedigitaldragon]

4 out of 5 women can't resist John Barrowman, the fifth one shakes her fist angrily and yells "BARROWMAN"

[ConciseOxford100]

@thedigitaldragon You do now he's gay, right?

[thedigitaldragon]

@ConciseOxford100 yes.... and the only think that makes me sad about it is that he's married... *dreams of Jack Harkness ravaging him*

[AngryChamois]

@thedigitaldragon the fifth one is David Tennant in drag.

[paceyringwald]

@thedigitaldragon A+ XD

[iloveanime12341]

@thedigitaldragon XD!!!!

[GunshyPigeon]

people.. we all know that Simon and Barrowman are gay.

get over it.

[24loloolee]

@GunshyPigeon Yes we do know their gay, don't care, and still find them both extremely sexy.

[20SpiderPig10]

**shakes fist**

barrowman...

[syfygeekgirl4lyfe]

barrowmans laugh <3

[Geetinator]

@crazykidboom Oh me too, me too xD lol x

[Geetinator]

What I wouldn't give to be in that acting class and kiss John Barrowman :'(

[ChoryNaWszystko]

Please, could someone write me what does Simon say at 3:54 and 4:25? Thanks a lot :)

[rachelmdw]

@ChoryNaWszystko 4:25 I just remembered watching you on Live and Kicking (see 90s TV) , 3:54 People won't remember this because people barely remember Liberty X... (if he'd completed the sentence he would've gone on to say the band's name didn't have "X" in it originally)

[emilieseer]

"i don't know, a man kissing a women on prime time television... it's sick" hahahaha! love the sly dig at the bbc!

[SiindaaayBayBay]

as soon as they asked what b was again, and simon said "had an argument over the britney spears' song, 'Toxic'", i knew that was the answer xD

[thatwasweird95]

john barrowman <3 i wish i was in that acting lesson :)

[spitfirexftw]

John Barrowman has a fantastic laugh :D

[JackFriedRice]

Beddingfield isn't funny...

[Esubalol]

christ, kelly is hot!

[skyvalley87]

Can't stand Barrowman most of the time.

I don't get what sexy about him either. He looks plasticky to me.

[thatwasweird95]

@skyvalley87 even though every inch of him is real :)

[Shifterai]

@skyvalley87 Just a quick thing about that, at least for me, John Barrowman's appearance isn't what makes him sexy, there are others who are much more sexy, he's just so much fun and completely adorable, and that's what makes him sexy. Just my opinion

[MrGalaxyPictures]

BARROWMAN!!!

[orlisbabe]

@AirGirl that's for dayummm sure!! It may shock me but if he leaned in i'd go for it. Crazy chick. Blew her chance there. XD I'll kiss him in your place, lady, gladly!! If I ever met him I'd probably be doing whatever it took to get him to kiss me, and if not i'd definitely have to chase him around the building or something. XP lmao.

[jjammmees]

What's the song Robin is introduced in?

[147mcrfan147]

WHY AM I STRAIGHT >_< AND FEMALE. FML

[TheClawedMonster]

@147mcrfan147 Tough luck! XD

[VickeyjRickelton]

and practicing HOMOSEXUAL 

[awkmazing]

JOHN BARROWMAN...<3

[DODODADATUMTEETAAA]

Robin Ince looks like Daniel Radcliffe when he's old. Weird.....

[thekalildoscope]

Haha 3:00 she licking his head :P

[VickeyjRickelton]

@thekalildoscope OMG i saw that too!

[gaybuzz1]

I love scottish men..... I once asked a scots man "What's worn under the kilt?" to which I got the reply "Nothing is worn, everything is in perfect working order."

[JoviAlways98]

@gaybuzz1 Mike Myers said that lol

[TheCutieWillowCooper]

Simon is epicly funny XD

[RoseHathaway10]

John Barrowman is scottish enough said.

Love me some scot. he can kiss me anytime. ow!!

[TheGreatScott7]

If that's how Barrowman learned to act IT EXPLAINS SO SO MUCH XD XD XD

[SmellsonElson]

Good god I hate John Barrowman

[MrsSkillpa]

How do you solve a problem like Syphilis - I'D WATCH IT asdfdsfs XD

[Suedeheadlover]

"Could you drive a tank over Girls Aloud?" A dream come true.

[KATEisFAB]

"Ah, the Contessa has arrived!"

[forgetyourtroubles1]

Its not cheating it if its John Barrowman!!!

[mimimurlough]

Remember kids: it's not harrassment if the perp is hot!

[JimmyMeBoy84]

'well I'm not an expert..' LOL

[9movielvr]

If you pause the video at 3:00, it looks like the girl is licking Simon's head.

[KawaiiMooMoo]

I want to be one of those women! D:

[feedtheflameforfacts]

Who on earth would fight being kissed by John Barrowman?

[XXLAURIEXXLOVEXX]

who would refuse to kiss john barrowman ? so fricking hot !!!!

[leshark]

@XXLAURIEXXLOVEXX im straight, but i can admit he is a very good looking person

[XXLAURIEXXLOVEXX]

@leshark i know right its always the good looking ones that are gay XD

[LoonShia]

@leshark I'm not gay, but I'd hit it.

[edtri19]

@FluffyWarthog {Inserts mildly passive aggressive statement about the spelling of blame and then giggles over a simple troll}

[edtri19]

@FluffyWarthog lol i just read your comment from a week ago and you said you did exactly what i said, my bad

[edtri19]

@FluffyWarthog I know you have it already but a future tip for finding music is to hear on of the lyrics and google that lyrics with the word "lyric" next to it and 19/20 you will get it :)

[wallflowerleague]

I was so dissapointed when I found out that Simon is gay.

[Skylark734]

@wallflowerleague i feel ur pain

[nutschi]

@FluffyWarthog XD

[nutschi]

@FluffyWarthog Oh your german is pretty good actually :) Yeah I know what you mean. I always try and catch some of the lyrics, then I google them. Works most of the time.

[nutschi]

@FluffyWarthog Haha you're very welcome! :) Always glad to make someone happy :)

[nutschi]

@FluffyWarthog it's 'somebody's watching me', I'm just not sure which version this is. I think this is the original though: youtube*dot*com/watch?v=wVfjwI­yc-CU

Hope this helped :)

[lostskate4evaxxx]

BARROWMAN!!!! *shakes fist*



[Damdiea]

hhhmmmm john barrowman..... drool!

[xbroadwaybx]

i love phil collins!

[QuikVidGuy]

Barrowman's over-laugh kind of scares me.

[WTP2k]

Stephenson's Rabbit

Awesome

[MaggieCredits]

Bill's interrupting of Simon's flirting was so obvious at 5:08 , Simon like "You REALLY haven't had work done? You look SO young." and Bill just clearing his throat and saying "ANYWAY"

[candymandy224]

@MaggieCredits Simon Amstell and John Barrowman would be the best couple ever! Or am I just incredibly strange....? It would make for some hilarious TV!!!

[metzi1981]

"that´s what the TARDIS does to you" i need a bloody Tardis too..Oo

[AnnaMaeHare]

OMG this is the funniest yet I think.

[fjdksla243]

im starting to notice simon flirts with A LOT of the hot guys on panel all the time. obvious simon, its very obvious, good thing its fucking cutee as hell!!

[supervanillabear4]

@fjdksla243 Really? I don't see it. Maybe you're seeing it because you're extremely conscious of the fact that he's gay? Or maybe I refuse to see it knowing how much older that guy is than him. I'll admit that Simon doesn't seem to be able to make much eye contact with him so far though which might be a sign that he's nervous.

[chchchchchcharlotte]

@fjdksla243 he definately does, and barrowman will flirt with anything with a penis, so they make an excellent pair. :L

[tracy4jester]

i am a bit disappointed that barrowman is gay...ohh well loud and proud!!

[llelea]

you are an amazing human, PhiMine, for uploading these. I love Simon Amstell

[GoodManChuck]

I knew that the answer to the first question was going to be B, because when Simon first gave the options he said "A Britney Spears song" but the second time he said "The Britney Spears song 'Toxic'" :D Or maybe I'm just crazy.

Also, I'm totally loving this Simon-John interaction. They're an awesome combination.

[charmides898]

@GoodManChuck yah, he says it :) bad simon, giving hints to the pretty panel boy!! haha

[RileighLeigh92]

SSOOOO Wanna Snog of Barrowman !!! <3 

[Cokecakepopcorn]

John Barrowman we get it, you are gay....

[SamuelRiv]

@Cokecakepopcorn 282 viewers may need reminding...

[lovebuffal0es]

@tekqist28 Amazing isn't it? That's the great thing about Buzzcocks- most shows I can think of wouldn't hire a gay host unless he was flamboyantly so.

[xPeanutbutterxJellyx]

simon's gay??:s

[guineapiggyman]

@xPeanutbutterxJellyx i cant blieve it. well kinda.....

[xPeanutbutterxJellyx]

@guineapiggyman i really didnt know till i watched this... for the second time :') he's not camp or ott or anything

[ivinnuna]

@sparkiesix

God, would they not be the greatest power couple?

[glaukus666]

what does simon say at 3.56 didnt get it.

[saraface11]

i like it, i like it, i like it, i like it.... but then i've always been a sucker for tedious old shit.

[salinecjr]

"Izambard, what's under your hat?"

"I have quite a surprise for you, My Lady!"

[LicensetoIL]

Always thought Daniel Bedingfield was a bit of a pick but he seems awsome in this!

[MamaMario13]

is simon really gay? ive never heard of him with a boyfriend

[XXLAURIEXXLOVEXX]

john i beg you give me an acting lesson !!!!

[xMANUTD93x]

@KeyserrrSoze they aint dreadful you dead cunt.

[speedy692]

Phil says Status Quo are a dull band. Well they'll be remembered well after you explode ya fat git.

[miaxxsmiles]

@speedy692 I know who Phill is but.. who are Status Quo? :P

[Airgirl]

What even is that girl doing?

If John Barrowman tries to kiss you, YOU LET HIM KISS YOU.

[candymandy224]

@Airgirl I know, right? He's gawgeous!

[NewraSKylarke]

@Airgirl i know!!!!!! crazy person obviously. how many people do you know who would refuse a kiss from john barrowman. he is old enough to be my dad and i still wouldnt say no!!!

[xSODxDeMoNiaC]

@Airgirl Even if he still has cum on his lips?

It's always a risk with Barrowman.

[caboose7donut]

@Airgirl I'm a guy, i approve this message, even if it was me he was kissing or even my girlfriend. YOU LET HIM KISS YOU!

[ANANASJE1985]

oh I'd like an actinglesson from barrowman!

[starmanlover]

We have the clip

Ah jesus

^killed me x]

[adamocovic]

it made me laugh being irish that they thought it would be cancelled for being ungodly

[FLSCarnage]

the stranger

[ltkirby1989]

hahaha i laughed so hard at him when he was kissing the women! that last ones reaction was priceless!!

[hollysnapcracklepop]

I FUCKING LOVE ROBIN INCE AND HIS TINY THUMBS

[POSmeg]

@hollysnapcracklepop I like how he got rid of his worms.

[xvoissurtoncheminx]

Which bastards clicked disliked for this video? It's genius.

[NekoEcho13]

@xvoissurtoncheminx People who have no taste. That's who.

[Smallvillefan67]

@xvoissurtoncheminx four people had a Gay-Off if John Barrowman and lost. :3

[357Snowball]

Why are so many cute guys gay????

Arghhhh...

[gawwy123]

@357Snowball I'm a straight guy, but I agree :p

[MamaMario13]

@357Snowball do u think simon is cute?

[357Snowball]

@MamaMario13 um, not as much as i did when i wrote that, but yeah.

[Ade067]

One of the best episodes ever, very funny

[johannaGreiff]

lol i laughed so much that i started to cry..hahah :P

[ChloeSophiaOx]

Too bad Simon's gay, he's really cute :P :)

[Skylark734]

@ChloeSophiaOx i feel the same way 

[vikingoddess3890]

"A man kissing a woman on Prime Time BBC1? Sick."

I love Simon XD

[Kerridee100]

Lol I love how Barrowman just had to include a Doctor Who referance about the Tardis : P

[AvalaDemson]

wow im soooo jelous of the marias!

[eyore8]

i love barrowman

[backto1960]

John opens his mouth so WIDE as if he is ready to put something inside it.

[ukulazy]

Does anyone else think that John Barroman is basically Tom Cruise in 5 years when he finally comes out of the closet?

[pacbizkit]

i takin simon as my man crush, him n tom selleck i think lol

[IWantLandingSnow]

Barrowman = Nom. <3

[LouiseLollipop]

does anyone else think simon and john mightve had a quickie after the show? ;D

[noamjen]

*shakes fist* BARROWMAN!!!!

[Jadethereaper]

I Love Barrowman

[HeatherRawriee]

"Dahdaaaah! BOM."

"...The most disturbing thing I've ever seen."

[DaveKraft400]

That Robin Ince needs to be shot, so not funny in every way.

[DirectrissKat]

@DaveKraft400 I actually found him funny, but he is a bit annoying

[UKRemixed]

Lol theres jus nuthing bad u can say about barrowman! hes perrrrrfect!

[moogle301]

"I don't know, a man kissing a woman on prime-time BBC1. Sick." Love him :]

[TopDog69]

But I've always been a sucker for tedious old shit.

[PurushaDesa]

Barrowman has the look and enthusiasm of Tom Cruise, without the thinly veiled mental instability. (Note which one hasn't came to terms with their sexuality.)

[tycoon135]

gotta be one of my faves :)

[natashabedingfield04]

Haha I'm watching this right now on TV...but not this one...Fearne...and some other people...!

[antster1983]

@natashabedingfield04 Who? "Lazy Cotton"?

[FryConfessesJZMD]

Was the sugababes/army thing a mockery of Simon advertising the army a couple of years ago