Bathroom Bullsh*t!

[williamhowington]

Punch the kid in the face and say why do u have no boobs ( problem solved )

[eed78]

I was in the bathroom with my little cousins Kate and Emma and this gay guy came in there and Kate asked what's ur a name and he said Damon and she turned around and said Layla she got a boy name I got so embarrassed I was like sorry and he said no I'm flattered it wasnt that bad .

[LinniFight]

Hahahah.

[rosie5685]

Some places have unisex rooms now, if not just don't give a shit about everyone else and go to the girls bathroom

[ozarkmtnlake]

I have a feeling you'll be wearing a colostomy bag before long if you continue to use the the woman's restroom.

[dakotaraymond1]

disabled maybe ?

[amorazable]

is this a chick !?

[misaamane50]

@amorazable ya pretty hot right XD

[ashleybear3031]

@amorazable nooo , its a guy............

[kapalups]

They should change te bathroom signs to the male and female signs, then have a bathroom for 'other/both' put the male and female sign together.

[BigTimeRetard123]

Umm.... GO TO YOUR GENDERS ROOM! Duhh... No one wants you...

[xtacee1990]

@BigTimeRetard123 No one wants YOU!

[usbreanna11]

@apena4170....uh he is a boy

[apena4170]

You go girl!!

[mummasgirl10]

You got it! :D

[Tokiohotelcuddles]

Ahhehe.. You're pwetty -_-

[allycatfarris]

Lol I have a gbf and he is just like this!!!!!

[loveenriqueiglesiasx]

Listen mate, you cant just say shit like that. I have an idea for you. when you want to shit and piss wear fucking guy clothes into the guy toilet. not that hard :)

[xtacee1990]

@loveenriqueiglesiasx Listen "mate", it's none of your business. He's being himself why should he conform?

[JaeJaeDog15]

What's wrong with some of u ppl!? I completely support u chris!! Your awesome! And ppl u know it's not your choice in life it's chris's so if your gonna b a retard go comment somewhere else!

[kjkjdkkd]

Im sooo sorry your soo right!!!!!! you deserve your peace and your safty...but you can always know that I accept you :)

[MrKittykaty]

UNSUBSCRIBING LIKE EVERY1 ELSE WILL IF U DONT STOP THIS ANNOYING ANGER !!!!!

[loladog3247]

Actually yes, just girls wear dresses at least if they rnt screwed up like you

[TheTV903]

Is that UR F***KING real hair?!...

[TheChrista03]

I'm a tomboy and I use the girls bathroom .. Old people and little children look at me like I just fucken killed a bitch . -:| pisses me off .

[gracielamia94]

YOU CAN USE MY BATHROOM ANY TIME CHRIS xxxx

[mindmyentertainment]

You got a point there.

[pacomisterio]

That guy have cutted his dick

[TrunksGotenGotenks]

SHIT BAG PEE BOTTLE

[AnimalMotherFTW2]

Your 15 minuts of fame are over you fucking faggot!

[UnableToBleed]

Whoa... I never thought of that before... but so true. I'm going to go complain about this to the next KFC I see after listening to 'I Want Your Bite'

[tylorsky123]

You can use a family restroom?:p

[WeRTheCrew]

@tylorsky123 They dont always have a family bathroom. . .

[TheBisexualdisaster]

Hunny you have a point there!!! I got ya back babe!!!

[comedeycentral]

Brains on the bathroom signs is actually a pretty amazing idea....

[WeRTheCrew]

@comedeycentral Hahahaha sh*t for brains xD

[marinalovesbb]

Don't let people Judge u girl!!!!!! Be the strong woman u r!!!!!

[chatterpossum]

@marinalovesbb ITS A GUY!!

[WeRTheCrew]

@chatterpossum Did you not watch the beginning of the video??? Dude, he isnt a boy and he isnt a girl. . . he is a boy and girl. . .

[pumpkinking3001]

I actually love going to the guys' bathroom when I crossdress.

All their expressions and confused boners, man. <3

*Is a guy*

[dragonessflight]

@pumpkinking3001 Shit dude you are my new idol.

God sometimes I wish I had a dick so that I too could fuck around with people's heads.

*Is a girl*

[megannsmom]

This is the one.

[JazzGagaLover]

well im straight, but i completely respect you.. so yeah i have a brain too

[Swivles]

No that's not what you're supposed to do. What you are supposed to do is stop being such a fucking faggot.

[Devilboy2095]

You make an excellent point i hope it gets better

[JadeJValentine]

Or you could just do I do: Walk into whatever bathroom you feel like it. I do it all the time. :) Although, the girls give me weird looks and the guys get all protective when I walk into the bathroom... *evil smirk* It's actually very entertaining. ;P

[Jenlitos17]

That's a very good point I've never thought of before! And I sorry you have to go through that but honey you're welcome to go into the bathroom with me! =]

[RyanSellman1]

There are unisex restrooms in different places.

[JessLynnKay18]

I ALWAYS WONDERED THIS!:o

[greatpeppeer]

Oh yeah! New concept! xD a bathroom for those who have a brain! You're just amazing!

[UnicornMegaLove]

MAKE FUCKING FAMILY BATHROOMS:D EVERYWHERE:3

[ricangodess52897]

i dont think you should stress it much jus be your self and youll be fine dont worry

[Nibbya]

Whatup Bro

[happyhippos4449grrl]

I...can't...breathe. xD

[nimron]

: :D:D:D:D nice one! and true! but I think, that you are just some punk looking for attention and selling this shit, cause real gay and "normal" (no such thing as normal) people don't yell around about "look @ me, I'm so special!" :D:D:D as long as someone is buying it, take care and don't stop posting, cause sometimes you make my day with the laugh I get watching. :D P E A C E ! ! !

[NaAtsUu]

This is probably the best video ever. Never get tired of watching it. it sums up all my opinions on this issue.

[SandLsing]

What up bro? Haha! Cheesecake Mmmmm!

[ilikeowls11]

shit bag and piss bottle lmao

[lira1o]

i cant stop laughing and honestly the little girl sounds just like my cousin

[kesiMusik]

what up dude? lol 0:52

[32dgrayman]

you go do your business wherever you want, chris! :D

[fogoquechato13]

Man you suck.

[coreyGOW]

grow the fuck up your mom wants you to stop playing gay.

[debandjohn1973]

WOOOOH!

[BreakTheSkyMyseIf]

I've always wondered about that.

[Ajbadboy252]

Umm if your a Man you should use the mens room no matter if your straight or gay.

[sona4able]

HOW DO U HANDLE GIRLS HITTING ON U.....I M SURE THEY DO COZ U R AMAZING

[artnailsify]

Im a girl. I see what you mean. Id welcome you into the women's bathrooms if you still looked like this. I think if you were really a pedo or something, it'd be a pretty fucked up way of scoping out your victims.

[MADEyouryear]

I agree I have this same problem -.-

[abbeypabbey1237]

Chris, Jesus made you a MAN! Not a woman! So just stop effing complaining and go in the men's room, I mean I've never seen a gay guy in the women's bathroom! I mean does your boyfriend go to the women's bathroom to ? You sound retarded trying to make all theese people feel bad for you because you can't piss in peace? Give me a break! just go to the men's room, because no matter how much you try to cover it up, you are a man!!!

[coquitah]

@abbeypabbey1237 I'm sure he will be very welcomed there... safety first...

yeah Chris! you go to the what ever who the fuck cares bathroom!

I thing that I love about my local "gay" club is that we all share bathrooms, I think it would be way better to do that, I love them, let's stop being so ashamed of our own genitals

!

[WhiteLiteBarbie]

I agree. The place I work at is owned by two gay men who have a domestic partnership, and they have a communal bathroom. Both men and women and everything in btw go in the same restroom.

[arsenal10112]

i'm sorry, but how many people are "in between" as you called it? i would say there is a very small amount compared to those who have "picked a side" to go along with what you've said. you just seem very conceited. and religion does not need to be brought into where you go take a shit and piss. i understand you're problem, but don't go complaining about it when you chose this lifestyle.

[imhotandurnot20]

YOU ARE A MAN. i dont care what you sayyou areor what you do but God made you a MAN so in my opinion, thats what you are. i wouldnt want a man in the womens bathroom either. im not superficial i dont care if your bi gay or les, but yuh ARE A MAN. Do What Every You Want In Life, But Yuh Will Always Be A Man.

[juicelady13]

funny



[ExplosiveSkittlez]

I'm a Christian but I accept gays trans. I don't hate. I love yhu Chris :)

[TheSoundtrackGenious]

@ExplosiveSkittlez

OMFG! I am the exact same way! I dont get hating ppl for whatever reason! its nice to read someone else with the same thoughts! <3

[SarahsLife365]

STOP HATEING ON CHRISTIANS!!!

[DezzyLuvzRainbows]

I hope all you gay people haters gets saved by god and his angels bc someday lightning will strike you! If chris is a trans which he is then let him fucking be one! I'm a lesbian and I'm fucking proud so I encourage all gays and lesbians and bisexuals and trans to be out and proud!

[2xxseriousslayerxx52]

fagot cunt u are pushing the men to be gay can u fuck an ass hole and make baby's no u cant can u fuck a pussy and make baby's yes u can

[mikeywalla13]

fucking queer cunt. you make me sick

[fairshoulders06]

use the disabled!!! its the best alternative!!

[xLushKisses]

Shit for Peace! I'd buy that tshirt

[kirstiebarfield0102]

i wouldnt care one way or the other which bathroom u used but one way to stop being ridiculed is to dress like the sex that you are. im sorry but it is the real world and in that world you are a man.i want to be a cat but you dont see me runnin around all day meowing and climbing trees. Be gay and be proud but stop acting & dressing like a fruitcake. of course people are goin to look at youweird. if you were from africa weraing rings around your 2 ft long neck wed look at you funny then as well.

[czachy1000]

People being gay is not a fucking choice

[BJNewMusic]

just use the disabled toilet.

[webb12377]

Yeah I'm straight but that's bullshit ppl deserve to shit in peace if there gay

[joeyclewarrior]

shit in a bag leave it on the counter brand new choc cheesecake yes people it's a brownie.

[lira1o]

i'll never forget the last line u said

[garfieldisbangin25]

Or you can use a porta-potty.?

[23raynsc]

LOL you are so funny

[cenyart1]

I love you!! Society IS full of ignorant motherfuckers who are so closed minded. Just because some ppl live a different lifestyle or

[xMinyoungiex]

dude! i love you! fuck all those who hate you!

[MadDeathAngel2000]

I would gladly welcome you into the restroom fuck all them assholes who like to make comments fuck them ok???? Just go into the damn bathroom ignore them bastards! i would.

[ArtGenerator27]

Your face assemble my ass!!

[jamesTHe14you]

fake he said on maury that all his vid are fake except for the britney vid but i thinkg they r all fake

[MagicaSkyeLoveKiller]

I remember once I went into the mens restroom.... Its cause I was wearing jeans and it showed the the males outline thingy and I looked like that sooo... I went in the mens

[yuki574]

You are 100% right Chris. Fuck all you people with no brain. And Grow up -.-

Damn Cant people use the bathroom is peace these days!?

[HdogGaming5]

Your hair looks like Bullsh*t.

[kezris]

I love gay people but Chris needs to quit complaining. Society sucks and we all know it but we don't need to be reminded every time we watch a vid of his. Don't get me wrong I love Chris he makes a hot guy and a lovely woman but he pms' worse than women and he's technically a man!!!

Aaaaggggghhhhh you can hate now ...... I give you permission to hate on me :)

-3 you Chris

[BassCreator2011]

I could not agree more :)

[Cr8zyChik37]

I love you Chris, i love that you set ths example for gay/trans gendered people everywhere. I think screw the haters, go to wichever fucking bathroom you want! Heck, go piss on the side of the building i you want! If they call the cops on you, just tell them "Hey! It's not my fault! Where am i supposed to go!?!" let them solve the problem for you. You're amazing, God bless

[Emobiblondie]

EXACTLY!!!! I HATE GOING IN BATHROOMS CAUSE CHICKS STARE AT ME FUNNY!!!

[TheGohan334]

where you born gay or was it a choice

[xMrZaiZai]

denzel croker . stop finding faries . faries hate bitches

[krnriceboy]

Too bad. In this society we can't accept gay people.

[dramahouselps]

thats a great idea

[ldeezyinthehood]

im so pissed that people will just go around and say you cant be in this bathroom or what? you are perfect just the way you are true friends dont tell you to change they love you for who you are dont change for shit!!

[CUTEWITTLEKITTEN]

Hell yeah!

[MrNickynick444]

I agree with princessjem2010... I'm gay. I choose not to be "unnecessary". You made a choice, you feel like its a natural thing. So Deal With What You Made Yourself. I COULD GEL UP MY HAIR ALL FÜCKED UP, AN PEOPLE ARE GONNA STARE COMMENT OR WHATEVER BUT I'M NOT GONNA BITCH TO THE WORLD MAKE ME COMFORTABLE THIS IS HOW IT IS.. If you all don't understand then you don't want to understand.

I still think your funny Crocker. Kisses.

[princessjem2010]

People should not HAVE to make a special restroom for the undecided,gender confused people! You wanna dress like a girl then suck it up if some kid asks their mom why your different too bad suck it up! Your whining about how people should work around you... Well guess what your 1 person and just cuZ you cant find what sign on the door to follow doesn't mean there should be a special restroom for you to piss in!!!

[lillidrew3121]

Sweet heart do you see some of the women these days. You could go in with a beard and still look better. Plus some people are flat chested. Just were make up and if people question you screw them. Your better then them to judge them by there appearance

[TheNeonWafflez]

Ok I'm gay but I don't dress like a girl. I'm sorry but you make it harder on yourself when you dress like tht.

[bubblewishful]

I wonder wich one you use more.... the womens? I'm so sorry that you have to go through this.

[TiandGray]

UpSideDownTopHat ummmm the only reason u r saying that to her is becuz when u were 5 u had the brain compacity of a 2 year old and didn't know why girls has mountains on their chests?

[BrynnBilou2000]

I fucking love you.

[iamdabestist]

Chris if u come to Ireland u will be excepted 100% and I'd love to meet u :)

[ECXoton]

Hahahahahaha! "DYKE IT UP IN HERE" ^_^

[247itech]

Who the hell are you to say people who aren't inbetween don't have brains? You give gay people a bad name. Not every gay person dresses up like a girl. I also think that the video: I am NOT a joke! was a waste of time. Can't you just post it in you're Bulletin?

[247itech]

By the way, I'm not gay. No offence, but you give gay people a bad name. Not all gay people dress up as girls and who are you to say that people who are kind of inbetween actually have brains?

[mgortiev]

mommy,,, why this girl is talkin like that???

[UpsideDownTopHat]

Ok I'm sorry but you are really annoying! Did you actually have to say "take a shiit or pisss"? Like seriously come on just say going to the bathroom! And 5 year olds don't ask their moms why someone doesn't have booobs, they don't even know what that is?

[jkbros4ever128]

just look like a dude all the time and like girls and become a normal person and then use the dudes bathroom

[TheLovingandliving]

FUCK IT HUN! GO TO THE GIRLS BATHROOM,

[makeupstar515]

dp u just act like a girl on her or in general

[cakeluver09h]

i feel ya

[MsBrowniesRule]

Wait.. only men have a five o-clock shadow?

[kellyreynolds4]

@MsBrowniesRule Your DUmb!

[MsBrowniesRule]

@kellyreynolds4 Yeah... i'm the dumb one.... *Sarcasm*

[StabatMaterHecate]

The 'what up bro' was surreal...



[baileybean123b]

Or u cud go in the family bathroom. Just seems easier than writing 2 congress

[TomiPhantom]

@baileybean123b Most places don't have one, I've never been to a place with a family bathroom.

[hearttopmodel05]

@baileybean123b They don't have family bathrooms in America, smart one:P

[aglewis810]

your a bitch

[aglewis810]

your the gayest person ever

[AllieLittleMonster]

does chris still make videos?

[sassybytch1985]

Wow What an asshole. Maybe you should shit out a new attitude

[TheChaos248]

That wouldn't just bother me... It would be flat out disturbing...

[lizzi733]

i'm christian and i wouldn't say that or even think it,i refused to sign a petition to go against gays rights,i think you should be able to do as you please.

[brandnewpkz]

i dont have gay friends or trannys.

[xLipsOfDeceit7x]

Hey Chris, I think you're beautiful & I don't think you have a 5 oclock shadow or anything. I think that you should go to the women's bathroom & if anyone says shit, tell them to suck it up. If a little girl sees you & asks questions, tell her it's the real world & there are people like you in it. If a christian woman says anything, same thing, IT'S THE REAL WORLD, not the bubble they've been in. I know it's hard to be accepted but I think you just need to get a point across to people

[kalifichtner]

haaaaaaaaaaaaayy. Who cares if someone is gay or not! They're till the same as any one of us!

[msbasquin]

hey CHRIS ...piss on those shit heads

[catchmelookingup]

What up bro...love it :)

[insanerenee]

guy or girl...youre a fucking douchebag

[MrFreefonix]

yea bring the bottle and bag you deserve it

[greenrevolutionary]

Women's space needs to be protected. 1 in 4 women will be raped in her lifetime, we cannot ignore the prevalence of sexual assault. It is simply true that many men who commit sexual assault or take candid photography are perfectly willing to dress up as women in order to get access to female only spaces and violate the safety and privacy of women. Public bathrooms are segregated by sex in order to protect women from male predators, and that safe space should be respected.

[rach12lynn]

i truly think this is sad. this truly happens to me and my friend. it freaken stupid. its just a damn bathroom

[XxH4MMxX]

go to the handicap toilet

[casadimurphy]

why do you care what people think deal with it. Not ever thing has to be about you and just go.

[jkbros4ever128]

act like your straight in the bathroom or just become straight like a normal person

[IsidraNitaoj306]

ey Im a student living by herself

[lakandiicebish19]

Is this a boy or qirl

[JuiceBoxLoveX]

Use the god damn family washroom if you have such a problem. And I don't know who you think you are. But if you're dressed like a girl most people don't notice you I'm a girls washroom ... They don't even notice your "5 o'clock" shadow .

[ShylaLynn13]

God made us all , and gave us our own gender . He made two genders . So all public places have a bathroom for the TWO genders God made . You were born a boy ! Dress like a boy ! Then you wouldnt have this problem ! Thanks .

[ummimjaykay]

@ShylaLynn13 i believe you mixed up gender with sex.. sex is biological and gender is how you identify yourself according to those gender roles.

[kylahkarla]

well i have a trans gender friend and we both wil just walk into the girls, it's no problem at all.

[illegalhit]

It doesn't matter if you're gay

to guys, sex is sex.

Take out your hair extensions because you were born a boy

[ZathuraGirl101]

most womens bathrooms have stalls...they all do so i dont understand how people can see your penis :S

[ashleylines54]

I love you Chris Crocker...

You inspire me to be who I am with out giving what other people think...

And I know this doesn't have to do with this video (kinda)...

But I am good with who I am...

Like you you agree...

[dobocttwenith]

ya they should make a transgender bathroom or people could mind their own buisness

[PaytonCharmingtalon]

i think they should make a transgender bathroom

[8P8D8O]

Chris I welcome you into the ladies screw all the other stuck up bitches!

[makeupstar515]

@8P8D8O

[addisonhoward]

WE HAVE BRAINS BRITNEY BOY THATS WHY WE HAVE YOU USE THE BOYS ROOMS CUZ YOU R U TWISTED LTTLE BOY

[MrDamnSHt]

@11fucky0u you stupid mothafuca. Watch the latest vid BITCH! He not gonna chop it off!

[11fucky0u]

Fuck Chris shut up and cut your dick off already and stop your bitching!!!

[explopez]

I GUESS UR JUST GONNA HAVE TO GO TO PLACES WITH UNISEX BATHROOMS

[cookiemonster12444]

If you wanna shit and piss in peace, then try being normal...Its not like the world asked you to be gay.

[yingyanggamer]

You don't have to put "bull sh*t" in the title, the fact that it's one of your videos pretty much implies it.

[iLoveYouPatterson24]

there are family bathrooms ya know...

[24CDIDDY]

@iLoveYouPatterson24 Family room implies nobody is whipping out their junk.

[rossane112]

use the guys bathroom you piece of shit... you really think theyre gonna change that just for you.. wth are you anyway!!!!!!

[MrPinkrockerz]

your not special were not going to change bathroom fucking signs to please you get over it..you still got a penis..use the guys bathroom!

[Jesse65861506]

why r u so fucking gay

no you are suppose to go to the damn men's room