random drug test

[supersmokeification]

I'm not sure about this video but I passed my union job drug test using the pass kit from everythingurine.

[brownsyndrome]

i love the south park dudes on the fridge it totally looks like me lol

[brownsyndrome]

i did

[DashJohn]

Did you pass?

[brownsyndrome]

@DashJohn read two comments below



[Krankdatking]

Lol at the random ass burp.

[fargone164]

watch his job watch this video they will be like well shit i know he was high the whole time.

[brownsyndrome]

@fargone164 my boss told me bout the test thats how i j=had time to go to store and drink this shit and go take the test, when i finally got their to take it i could not piss lol i drank gallon of water it sucked i failed anyways but still had my job on probation got fired for clocking in 3 mins late lol

[LuxXxKiTTen]

If we have to take a drug test to get a job, then they should test for drugs to receive welfare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[odom311]

8 OZ DRUG TEST KIT SAFE HOME USE

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8 OZ DRUG TEST KIT SAFE HOME USE

[truckerguy72]

4 drops of visine

[apexpress99]

visine doesnt work buddy

[smokeymcgreenston]

that shit dnt work dude

[PaintBalla701]

I'm going to make a video that doesn't help anyone too!

[UAFree1]

uafree. _ info

They explain in full terms on how to pass that UA that is coming up. This will not only make you clean but you some what success in life as well.

[ThaddeusMaximus909]

let me guess didnt pass......

[mikecain1000]

I used this stuff once well actually a few times, I was on probation for getting busted with weed and my po had me doing tests twice weekly, I bought this stuff at the local meijer store, it is in the camping supply area, small bottle of pills that are water purification tablets, you can put them into lets say a bottle of lake water and it is suppose to take out all impurities, I put one tab in a 32 oz bottle of drinking water and never got busted, I used it for probably 10 drops, worked for me

[fpvshitsonhsv]

Most of the time if your a good worker and its only weed they dont do anything ,if its harder drugs then they wont be happy

[TheStunna420]

0:55 thru 1:10 = funniest shit ive seen in a while...

[bromar3000]

water water water water thats all you need when youre gettin tested for the weed!!

[bockydo]

yall might laugh when u hear this but , it helps to know your boss . mine knows that i smoke weed but she always tells me if u get caught with it i cant help you . if u got fired for being 3 min late , chances are it was not really bc u were 3 min late 5 min is not big deal just about anywhere

[brownsyndrome]

@bockydo lol did you ever work for a fat guy at the hilton hotel in naples fl lol

[jigilowman]

@brownsyndrome that guy suck ass i went there a few time doing rapair 33916 ft myers

[benbutterell]

@bockydo So much to learn! Fun being young!

[TokyoBlackout]

so did he pass?

[shrividhya100]

drink warm water then cold make it a point

[ladiicbabii17]

its better to drink warm water then cold it makes you piss faster

[420tytube]

did you pass the test

[Ganjatoaked]

the best way to pass a drug test, weather its that day or a week from that day is to drink water, drink at LEAST a gallon 6 hours before the drug test and drink a bottled water befor you go. make sure your piss is mid stream, as in dont just start pissin in the cup. i had a drug test today and i smoked last night and i PASSED. -Remington

[Ghostlych0b]

how many ounces are in a gallon

[dudeononewheel]

@Ghostlych0b 16. haha, you probably know that now XD

[Ghostlych0b]

@dudeononewheel lmao naw i didnt end up getting tested. i do the fake piss route now tho. ^_-

[Ghostlych0b]

and what do i do if i dont know when my test will be?

[dangerdave059]

buy pure cranberry juice and start dtoxing

[brownsyndrome]

@dangerdave059 it was a go take a test sort of thing leave work buy shit take shit take piss ok

[papamapadaka]

ok why people cant make a video that they show that it works ? a video that they smoke some weed and the other day they just do the trick that they believe it works and then take a drug test from their self and show that it worked

[HighSchoolThug]

I'm on probation, Do they still drugtest you for a nonDrug related crime?

[WVliberty]

sometimes if its supervised most likely you will be tested

[jonathanlowery]

They're not suppose too... It really depends on the state.

[ReaperzBane]

@HighSchoolThug my friend punched his dad and he's on probation. i asked him if he wanted to smoke w/me and he said they drugtest him

[samuelnova]

did you pass? cause I didn't! detox don't work! get urine from a friend and put it in a small bottle (walmart camping soap) wash it out. then get a heat pad and attach it to a bottle. it will keep your pee warm! for hours! ooh yeah!

[Dennybeeify]

Sure fire way to beat a Ptest is to drink the urine of someone who does no drugs, it counter-acts your dirty urine. Good Luck!

[jakeisdead]

hahahaha lol did you ever finished a degree that was very smart hahaha super lol XD

[jones478607]

all you need to do is flush out your system with drinking alot of water

[BIGB0SS711]

put a lil cup in ur pants an when u take it get the cup and put it in the other one

[IeffedUrMom]

the ONLY way to pass a drug test is two shots of 93 octane gasoline 2 hours before your test

[Psilo007]

piss tests are unconstitutional

[SlugDropsonheads]

@Psilo007 not really you choose to accept a job that tells your it wants you to be clean... NOW... if the government randomly did it and told all job employers that would be an invasion of privacy

[passyourdrugtest]

@Psilo007 so are drivers licenses, i dont worry about either bro

[zMonsta360]

@Psilo007 Yes. I think they should be illegal. Their bullshit...

[getnegative]

Hey everyone I have a surefire way to pass a DRUG test, watch my video for instructions... 100%

[munchkinOoOo]

If he was a regular toker and that's all he did to "study" for the test then without a doubt...he FAILED. Their is only 2 sure fire ways to pass...don't smoke or use synthetic urine

[thatpayne]

Look if you are at your house drinking water and getting prpared that is not the kind of random test any job I had does..The kind I did you show up for work like a normal day and the boss tell you to go to the test place and you have ten minutes to get there..That is the test I had to take no time for water or pills or anything but panic...I can pass a PRE employment test doing what you did but a surprise ramdom test is not so easy...

[cbtalker205]

So did you pass?

[fizzy408]

wow a cup of water?

[BandWagon07]

Get a man thong, and a small container with a lid, handwarmer, and a friend with clean urine.

tuhduh.

[passyourdrugtest]

DILUTION = FAIL

[dayzedaway]

seems like you're on crack none of that will work

[ChrisR2015]

LMFAO

[passyourdrugtest]

now your a doctor ? i though you were a toxicologist and i also see you stated your on probation ? hahahahahaha give it up and stop giving out bad advise why do you want people to end up like you ?

[passyourdrugtest]

Dilution = a inconclusive test and that means FAIL  substitution with "fake it" works EVERY time

[xanibars]

Then how come when i've done it , it works, not to mention i've done it 6 times with just water , and i was on probation!

[passyourdrugtest]

because the stupid cups they use are cheap as hell. Try taking a test at a real lab for employment .

[xanibars]

So you're telling me the federal government, which does the most extensive background search, uses cheap cups? You obviously don't know what you are talking about. With that comment you sound like a rookie.

[passyourdrugtest]

A rookie what? The reagent strips for the on-site cups can ber of many types what one do you use? is it a 5, 6, 9, 10 or 12 panel screen? does it have a basic control line indicator or DOES IT HAVE PH - SPECIFIC GRAVITY , CREATININE, NITRITES(FOR ADDITIVES) ? Rookie ? fuck you. Your the one pissing into cups im the one testing it.

[free2200001749]

give me some advice on how to pass a ph test cause i already failed two of them and this one depends if i go to jail or not i would highly appreciate it

[mast3reef3r]

you're a doctor and your name on here is xanibars. i highly doubt you're a fucking doctor

[Roxs90]

lol nothing helps ONLY WATER AND EXERSIZE!

[passyourdrugtest]

not so .. the ONLY way to pass every time is with "FAKE IT" synthetic urine

[Roxs90]

Yes its easy when the security watch your penis all the time!!!

[Frozen4pe]

It isn't simple to use synthetic urine if you are on probation. Everytime I get tested the guy comes in the bathroom with me and stairs at my dick to make sure I don't cheat.

[passyourdrugtest]

thats what happens when you fuck up and now the state owns your ass. THC can be passed without it

[t0neP]

lol you give useless advice. quit trying to pimp your useless product. the only scenario your product would be slightly useful is for probation and you insult people that are on it lol. gtfo.

[IRSFRAUDEXPOSED]

drinks dont remove thc its a scam ill show you a better way

[MapleDatteBayo]

Did u pass?

[mcfreezwolf]

good luck i hope you pass.. drug test to me is bullshit! i understand if you do it before or dueing work but what about in your private time??

[passyourdrugtest]

Dont learn the hard way , use "Fake it "synthetic urine. flushing often will fail because of dilution.

[ducky131620]

yeah synthetic urine is the best way to go and easy to use just put ace bandage on your leg and hide it in that its simple fuck that pill and detox shit now ima go smoke a blunt pzzzzz

[IRSFRAUDEXPOSED]

passitkit[dot]com - one shot

[RawrKiRaRawr]

all the times ive done it they watch the piss come out your dick

[Brix410]

thats against your rights

[justanotherbum007]

Military.

[passyourdrugtest]

next time use synthetic urine you learned the hard way.

[screaminrocker]

it would be a bummer if he passed but then his boss found the video

[kaci273645]

hahaha!

[meklo361]

Be careful with the water can die from to much to fast

[panaleas]

thats only in extreme amounts and if hold your pee in too long you can get poisoned

[templecharas]

r those detox pills u took man?

[brownsyndrome]

@templecharas ya

[atheist2411]

i dont think he passed

[brownsyndrome]

@atheist2411 nope



[JiggidyNDG]

Cold water my ass, you wanted to PUKE!!! Just playin'. I hope it worked, cuz I'm waiting on my own results.

[evilclownhappyclown]

so did you pass?

[desr1]

dude i work at a casino i just stopped smoking easy as that just give yourself a time gap

[gocubbies40]

does niacin actually work well.. i took it once and my skin got red and itchy..and i was really hot..i had like red blotches all over..

[javier123454321]

yes genius, you should also smoke more weed, I hear that is the only way to pass a drug test. oh and try not to drink any water

[voiceofambitionX]

HAHAHAHA!

that made my day bro.

[shayneinsc]

i had a friend that had to take an army piss test,and for some reason drank a gallon of water, when he finale took the test he pissed so hard it blew the cup right out of his hand

[brownsyndrome]

lol thats some funny shit never thought so many people would comment on this, i didnt pass but i wasnt fired anyways, ya it was a waste of money mind and effort, but who knows, check out my music if you have the time since your at my page thanks

[hahacheezitsarentfun]

it sucks you didnt pass the test but its cool you didnt get fired... i know how to pass tests easy haha!!! i smoked and i got tested the day after... i drank a lot of water and had a couple of aspirins and i passed it pretty good!!!

[panaleas]

there is an almost guaranteed way but its really unpleasant but i cant publish it because the method is detectable but its not on the fail list like niacin or goldenseal

[achemachew]

@shayneinsc LOL! When I took the first random drug test many years ago for probation, I drank a lot of water and they said I had to come back because they saw that my urine was clear. If they see that it is diluted, they also said they would fail me if it happened again. I had to pay $12 for every drug test I took.

[EriksSk8BoardVideos]

@shayneinsc did he pass



[USASUPREMACY]

@shayneinsc i fucking lold over that

[mexicoal]

wtf noo how do u epect 2 pass a drug test buy taking another drug

[poisonfrog10]

niacin, dumbass

[coffinfeeder2007]

So...did you pass?

[1337charlie]

what the pills

[Kfermin]

niacin does work but if you take to many you feel like you're on fire and it sucks a lot but make sure its not the flush free kind

[hiabibi]

does anyone kno if niacin (flush) 500mg pills work

[awesum03ooo]

ah dude i wouldnt mess with niacin.... ive heard from ppl that it does work but if you do take too much you can develop a nasty rash or peeling skin. I wouldn't mess with it.

[ThaiBox2007]

haha untill your employer logs onto youtube and sees your a drug addict and an idiot

[spunkternal]

none of those detox things work man. i took a liquid one and it made my piss bright glowing green!!! the guy doing the test just looked at me and said "have you taken detox???" :(

[tlane276]

so did it work. are there any surefire ways, besides not smoking at all, to be safe from random drug testing? reply to my comment if you know.

[poisonfrog10]

potable aqua or niacin

[Reqlis]

Diluting is a joke for anyone with a normal metabolism. Get some Quickfix.

[passyourdrugtest]

next time

[Savefrank56]

niacin?

[crockman1]

stupid ass rednecks like this give pot a bad name

[gwski]

damn I wastet 1:10 min of my life , crap

[69harami69]

what pills are those ??

[chrissam3030]

fucking retard

[cantlockmeupforever]

what were the pills???

[BestestMoron]

random drug tests suck. They should only fire you if you are not up to it in your job.. not for these kind of shit.

[gordo100045]

yo homie did you pass tha drug test?

[paintthecopZ]

did u pass

[tyskatesele]

drink water and take b12. easier and cheaper.

[dannoluvzurmom]

my other comment was to cman159

[LoydGDBonafide]

What about a RANDOM drug test.You don't get a warning for those.All you get is the time it takes to drive to the test site. This guy obviously has some time to detox. This video is useless.

[brownsyndrome]

ya one day douche bag

[rwb2112]

drugs are bad, umkay.. -_-

[kewlcole38]

haha, you know if you drink warm water it will get into your system faster.

[martin0713]

if u smoke weed n then have 2 go n take a drug test or go pee in that lil cup in the doctors office will it take longer than 2 months to come out negative?

[breenuhh]

depends how much you smoke and how often.

it can take anywhere from 3 to 90 days until you are clean.

[puddingskins]

I hear it's wise to smoke a ton of crack about an hour before hand. remember to hit the cup midstream

[typevx]

well did ya pass or what??

[GoBleepYourself]

WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT.

[brownsyndrome]

huh?

[GERMANHELMUT99]

Dude you should take thoes pill when ur awake

[Cman159]

hey man i need help!!! i need to do a drug test becasue they thought i was smoking today...and i smoked some 5 days ago! wut do i do....i dont know when they will test me but i need somthin to get it out! oh and by the way i didnt smoke it at school

[BranPsychedelic]

ong me to man i need that shit out and i got 5 das on friday and its sunday the last i smoked was three weeks ago is that good?

[Cman159]

guess wut man? i fuckin passed it i just drank a fuck load of water!!! that will help and if they ask u why its so clear just say ur tryin to lose weight thats wut i did and they bought it!

[mikebiketrike]

sooo did you pass your test man? cause i need to know how if you did bro

[Cman159]

yea, just drink tons of water,green tea, and viniger helps...i know it sound stupid but it helps oh and if they ask why ur piss is so clear say u work out and ur tring to lose weight and they wont care

[dannoluvzurmom]

so ur sayin that the day b4 i go 2 the doctors i shuld drink sum vinegar and i will most likely pass the test?

[Cman159]

not the next day...maybe in 3-4 but then it doesnt matter cuz they give it to u that same day...maybe if u can stall or sothin

[lpdf13b]

for this stuff to work right you have to stop smoking for a few days before i was smokin the dankest crons about 6 bowls a day n a blunt or two for months i waited a week and a half used this same stuff and passed

[tHECOMINGRACE]

r o f l m f a o

dankest crons

using that.

[sohappyIcouldshit]

he has to pass his job...your fired

[brownsyndrome]

actually i got fired for being 3 mins late go figure

[light101]

How long does it take for drugs to leave you 100%?

[brokoli99]

depends what drugs u took... thc 2 months. i dont know for other drugs

[Kriptonite2000]

i was blazing it yesterday and ima have 2 go 4r a check up this week who knows how 2 pass 1

[QUESTED]

did u pass?

[brownsyndrome]

nope but i did after i quit smoking for 3 months lol it sucks in a huge way but its cool not though i still jones big time, ima burnout for life though

[RAGEMARINE]

i thnk its bs, fuk random drug testing, theres absolutley nothing wrong with smoking, its better for you than drinking,

lol btw i lost my job cause i failed my test

[karambay]

get the wizinator it has a hidden tube and a bage just put a heat warmer on the hidden pouch and hooked to a fake dick that goes around yours its for watched drug tets

[brownsyndrome]

its a lot of loot and ima broke back then now im months sober lol

[aljmkw1]

Ok I stopped smoking so that I could pass the test the right way it's been 40 days since I've blazed.I took a home test yesturday my 39th day and THC is still in my body. I've heard of the $40 Omni. Does it really work? I can't afford to loose this job

[brownsyndrome]

well i was in the same boat and i almost lost my b it did not work for me at all and i took it two days in a row lol

[gbikes]

how long did it take to pass 45 days or more

[poisonfrog10]

that's because store bought home urine test suck and don't work

[tankboi420]

yea i just dont smoke anymore

[Spetsnaz1779]

Synthetic urine, works all the time for me

[trillphill]

its omni its $40.00

[brownsyndrome]

i got this new one thats a 7 day total cleanser and the omni was only 28 at the store

[TheDarkSide69]

what the hell was that first thing u drank?

[brownsyndrome]

ya omni cleanser but it did not work and it came out dirty lol shitty but i smoked alot but stoped 48 hrs and it was still dirty but somehow i still have my job