Shark Attack 3 - That Famous Line

[macaron3141592653]

This man is a food critic.

[gunnerjk]

I had to watch it three times.

Make sure I actually heard what i heard

[bartha75]

is that captain jack?



[rahtheyful]

@bartha75 Yes. Yes it is.

[NIGHT2PWN]

warning: do not try in real life unless you're george clooney, ashton kutcher or johnny depp etc.

[EtherDimentionalist]

Mentioned this in my creative writing class today.

[puuxexil]

The funny thing is.... this is not edited. The movie plays out exactly like this.

[1181187512]

@SamSchreiber12 Haha(: Type in John Barrowman and Scott Gill on Ggoodles images, kissing him on stage isn't what I call defiant;)! Ha:P

[wisewarriormuzic]

What if you tried that line and she said no....HOW DO YOU REDEEM YOURSELF AFTER THAT?! lol

[rovert40]

These comments, along with the video, are legitimately making me howl with laughter.

[armaduck2000]

you misunderstood, he wanted a special dish with cat for dinner

[W3AKNOIZ]

its exactly like Neil Patrick Harris, too bad hes gay, hes got the moves

[TeeAiDee]

0:20 YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!

[codantes]

tried that once....didn't work.

[MacGregor88]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Brilliant! I totally did not see that coming!

[1181187512]

@poohhardy11 Lol! It's a film haha... He's married to Scott Gill... He's deffinately gay

[SamSchreiber12]

@1181187512 You misspelled "defiantly." :P

[RolandAxforde]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MADE MY DAY

[MrMoneyclips]

Ya know, I'm really wired. Waddya say I take you home and eat your leftovers?

[Standuble]

Wasn't there a cable edit of this line?

"What you say I take your home and watch I Love Lucy?"

If yes then I'm outraged. Its sacreligious defilement of sanctimonious and holy artefacts.

[TheZaineC]

i cant find the shower scene

[gjtrue]

Didn't expect that... 😳

[AndrewZLU]

he is damn lucky

[TheCarlScharnberg]

Hahahahaha! Fucking brilliant, pussy eating brilliant.

[SamSchreiber12]

...he really CAN survive anything.

[joshuwmac]

LOLOL

[OldieMusicMan]

I laughed out loud. I was not expecting that.

[Luy22]

It's funny because Jack.

[psycold]

Movie: ends up fucking her

IRL: MACE

[WhydoIwanttokillyou]

What kind of Nazi dislikes this?

[ShaintheWolfman]

@IScareWomenAway John Barrowman is gay.

[poohhardy11]

@ShaintheWolfman you mean bi

look at that that isnt gay to me

[ShaintheWolfman]

@poohhardy11 No, I mean gay. John Barrowman is a out and proud homosexual man. This is him joking around /in character/ and they left it in the movie.

[ruggbutt]

@poohhardy11 If you're a man and you suck a dick, you're gay. Can't accidently suck a dick.

[poohhardy11]

@ruggbutt lol no no, he could be bi

[drawmuhammed]

hey must be chinese he likes to eat cats

[asadd2]

Daaaaaamn! :D

[Cyborganna]

BARRRRRRROWMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!­!!!!!

[yuffiehighwind]

I love that a line he adlibbed to get her to laugh made it in the final cut

[Bioniclejab]

LMFAO.

I prefer gay Barrowman.

[TheHawkdaddy]

It's not hard when your John Barrowman.

[stbeecher]

*shakes fist*

Barrowman!

[1975micki]

Before Torchwood or The Doctor....he was chasing sharks & eatin' pussy!

[seattle0sound]

Was kinda hoping it wouvd switch to a clip of him eating a cat. I am dissapoint...

[IridescentGalaxy]

Boy, he ain't bashful...

[sfrance783]

ano ba yan ui

[okayokayokayokayboh]

Not that funny.

[yuffiehighwind]

@okayokayokayokayboh It's funny because it's John Barrowman

[musicmanaj92]

He's eating her...and then he's going to eat me....OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Oliverander382]

Its really funny because in interviews John says that he only said this to get the actress to laugh and did not intend for it to be in the movie :)

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

I've got a mate who actually used this on a girl.

They're now together.

It clearly works.

[skullythebloger]

Not an appropriate pick-up line apparently. Not even when being killed by sharks.

[tupac1983]

i tried this the other night at the club and it didnt work...... i guess it only works when you are really wired!!!!

[brenttisepic2010]

wow

[MrRumpld4skin]

He's so subtle

[aworldanonymous]

BARROWMAN!!!! *shakes fist*

[ElimRem]

she laughs and he eats her pussy. BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER.

[woohooboy]

How John Barrowman could say that line and keep a straight face (no pun intended) is beyond me......

"I can't believe the day we've had!. Say how 'bout I munch on your muff!"........

[gameglacier]

Saying this line made this actor gay.

[gracie444blond]

THAT IS FUCKING GAY!!!!

[joiles01]

As a lover of bad shark movies (and by bad shark movies, I mean any shark movie but the original Jaws), this flick ranks up there with the best of them. Laugh out loud awesome.

[dinoodlez3]

How come this never works when I try it?..

[MobKnowledge]

@dinoodlez3 You have to be really wired first.

[DarkIighter956]

@dinoodlez3 Cause you aren't a Time Agent :)

[MrJenssen]

@dinoodlez3 Beats me. Works like a charm here!

[SliderJunkie]

@dinoodlez3

You haven't met the right girl yet :)

[VendettaBlackRanger]

@dinoodlez3 You're not Captain jack.I'd say yes to him, and I'm a heterosexual male.

[packaderm135]

i cant believe it worked

[abelherrera11]

lmao

[The1MiniShow]

Poor cat.

[baobubs]

I tried this to a girl in the library, and she threw a book at me. Just proves that you can't believe everything you see in the movies.

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@baobubs Very realistic though.

[Faabyy21]

oh john... HHAHAHAH

[cjdeck1]

Oh Captain Jack, if I had one, you could eat my pussy any day.

[thejerseydog]

John Barrowman: sexy enough to make That Line work.

[stallion4life]

20% of the time it works every time... lol!

[missersuperman]

If only this worked in real life!

[pnut7805]

Oh, how many times have I wished John Barrowman would say this to ME? :(

[8larsen8]

in soviet russia pussy eats you

[coldstaind91]

@8larsen8 like in "Teeth"?

[SpanishFly120]

@coldstaind91 That movie gives me nightmares, I swear. And made my gf at the time wonder wtf I was looking for, lol.

[THEUPLOADER1985]

Your pussy tastes like GARBAGE DAY!!!! :(

[Fellati0]

You know.. I'm kind of wired.. what do you say I take you home and lick your vagina with my tongue. (legit version)

[EnterTheFlea]

How bout I take you home and eat your pussy

Too bad you... will die

[Cthulufhrockin]

My brain just exploded, I cannot believe he is this awesome.

[mistermurse]

Works every time.

[Donnyvoon]

He's eating her mouth, not her pussy! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[god11giggs11]

what a fucking legend john barrowman is!

[majorcinnamonbun]

this line only works of deaf women :(

[Djangolulu]

THAT WORKS?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?? 

[jeremycohen96]

unless she has a pussy on her face, the next scene makes no sense

[coldstaind91]

@jeremycohen96 ..."mouth-pussy"...maybe that's what he meant

[tupac1983]

I am Exhausted but I am still wired enough to eat her pussy too

[lushcosmetics101]

oh hell nahh he gay he eats cock

[zelda1russell]

He's eating her, and then he's gonna eat me OH MY GOOOOODDD!!!

[zealot2468]

@zelda1russell LMAO

[AngelofMusic04]

If anyone other than John Barrowman had said that, the reply would have been mace to the face and a kick to the balls, followed by a restraining order and a sexual harassment suit.

[DarthCipient]

I like this guy. He's direct. He doesn't fuck around with idle conversation.

[Theatagonist]

In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you!

[Wonka275]

@Theatagonist Soviet Russia is horrifying. 

[imunderyourbed13]

People are weird these days, I once knew a girl she had a dozen guys eating her pussy, one of them found out she ended up in a hospital on Guererro street.

[bwilliams2049]

I've written this tactic down and will be using it ASAP

[anewell41]

Oh shit it worked!

[salmanc1]

BARROWWWMAN!!! Of course he is gay so he's obviously referring to her cat.

[neilwilson557]

haha love it

[CalicoGuineaPigs]

"eat your pussy" as he is eating her mouth right after...

i dont thank that is her vagina : /

[Matie122]

I'll definitely have to use this subtle question next time I'm talking to girl

[juxmook]

He's eating her pussy.....and then he's going to eat MY pussy! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[durielsdb]

hes so subtle

[Ixiiro]

*shakes fist*

BARROWMAN!

[asaf688]

181 people ate the wrong kind of pussy :D

[DoctorWriter13]

Who else but Barrowman

[lotuseater999]

Can you believe that John Barrowman, an out of the closet-and proud of it ,guy, gets to say these words to a fine looking woman , like that? There is no justice in the world !

[OptimalElement]

Never try this for real people.

Fool me ones...

[ubernathe]

@OptimalElement Ur from an english speaking country and spelt once wrong...

[OptimalElement]

@ubernathe

Your*

[OptimalElement]

@OptimalElement

You're** lol

[ubernathe]

@OptimalElement Lol txt speak ain't anywhere near as bad because that is a concious decision to spell something wrong for ease and speed.

[OptimalElement]

@ubernathe

Its actually you're*

And English is not my first language. 

[ubernathe]

@OptimalElement I never said it wasn't 'you're' numnuts, i know fine well how to write correctly, difference is, i chose not to, for speed. Pretty sure Ireland uses English quite frequently.

[OptimalElement]

@ubernathe

Well they can't speak Irish, so its english then :P

[CharmieKid]

Wow.....And here I thought you had to be NICE to women....

[baqua55]

He's eating her pussy, then he's going to eat mine OH MY GOOOOOOOOODD

[IamFnXtreme]

@baqua55

You made me bust a gut! I love you haha

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@baqua55 DISAPPOINTED!

[NTPMOFO]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[foccha]

Hahaha now that I know it was John Barrowman, this is way funnier, cos he's gay.

[Vetgo21]

Wow...

Well that was...straight to the point

[iheartbillywilder]

I sat through this entire movie.

[whitedevil2]

i never get that reaction when i say this to a girl. maybe i should wait until the 2nd date

[nikkolei]

LOL

[Vetal83]

that was fast

[DoctorKandosii]

Its not funny, this is John Barrowman openly joking about the fact that he eats people's pet moggies. I will avenge Mr Mittens one day.

[XuliusCaesar]

GARBAGE DAY!!!

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

Thats not her pussy.

[WaterBottle1998]

They left it in the frigging movie!

[truhill2690]

hey sometimes these things work

[HeinrichKonig]

well judging by this clip, there once was a time when John Barrowman was a cult-film legend and a Unisex sex symbol... Then Torchwood came along and he ended up getting with everything with a penis... hollywood isn't nice...

[Aroan00001]

@HeinrichKonig

The dudes gay I don't think he minds :P

[HeinrichKonig]

@Aroan00001 my point is his integrity isn't helped by it to say the least XP

[darkkristian22]

0:21 i dont think that guy knows where her pussy is

[subkontrabasklarinet]

I watched the film in Czech dub and they translated it only up to "take you home". Disgrace!

[celloguy614]

Works 60% of the time

[ilovejoshg09]

so awkward .... LMFAO!

[PrinceLotor]

180 people are not cunning linguists.

[ManekIridius]

Best. Improv. EVER.

[legendofzelda101]

John Barrowman, world's best pansexual.

[jbentley8383]

0:22

"Oh man...Oh God Oh man..Oh God Oh man Oh God Oh man!!!"

[ChazTheDouche]

He's eating her...

And then he's gonna eat me!

...

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[RobbieApok]

wow, that still did not get a reaction out of her. good actress

[Daijaron]

@RobbieApok she actually starts smiling

[kyoujinkrista2]

I will never... ever.... EVER get over this.

[Daggerspine107]

wat

[KaizChannel]

WTF!!!

[michaelma399]

wtf

[bantam700]

It's odd seeing John Barrowman kissing a woman

[HarryTurdKnocker]

It'd be funny if he was Chinese, and while they're driving he asks her where to pick up her cat.

[shockingelderly]

He's eating her! And then he's going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!

[dominateinMC]

...BARROWMAN!

(shakes fist)

[schumacherenator]

Captain Jack is at it again...

[antonio610]

All those times this line didn't work for me were totally worth the one it did.

[WolfBendFrank]

This works for me all the time.

[Sexywalle]

guys this line actually works try it

[Demaniac]

Apparently, her mouth is her pussy...

[poppadoms592]

But he's gay irl...

[GyThanksGd]

@poppadoms592 So what? A lot of actors are gay, but they still portray straight characters, even ones that are "ravenous" for women!

[farthestmind]

This movie sounds like it's about things that smell like fish.

[drummaboy2346]

Isn't he the captain in Doctor Who?

[ManuABG]

@drummaboy2346 Yes, that's Jack Harkness, played by John Barrowman =).

[augusthour4]

I never thought the day would come that another guy had more fuckin swag than i did. This guys a true fuckin champ!!

[xxteiminator]

WTF 0_o