Eddie Perfect- The Juice Bar Girl

[beccullity]

this is BRILLIANT!!!

[iamuriamur]

He kinda looks like Heath Ledger

[thenoodletheory]

Eddie's voice I must admit is much better than Tim Minchin's, HOWEVER, Tim's piano playing wins hands down. I love them both. They are both amazing comedians but are both different types of musical comedy.

[janvandevolder]

eddies technically a better singer

he played macheath in the 3penny opera

and shane warne in the musical

AMAZING

[turnipofficer]

Heh, all these "no Tim Minchin" words, I'd say this guy probably is a better singer, but Tim has a better comedic delivery and his look amplifies this, Tim can get laughs just by pulling a weird look. Tim's also ofc a talented pianist. But Eddie, well, I think the shortened version of this song is better than this one, but he does have some funny ideas and both him and tim are great talents.

[bananachip33]

This was just a MAS, but I'll wind up with this in my head later. It's damn catchy! Tim Minchin is better though.

[JJGMTS]

Great singer, and pretty amusing - no Tim Minchin though.

[tomsk13]

Good singer but not very funny

[Beatinz11]

i dont understand how people dont find this funny!

[thejam216]

@Beatinz11 yeah u hardly hear the crowd respond to all the humorous lines. It's really a cleverly written song though :P

[2fastyouslow]

this is so crap tim minchin is way better than this guy

[MissSlideyy]

@2fastyouslow then go watch tim minchin videos...?

[davmpo]

My friend Emily thinks he's SO HOT!

[MyBrainWontFallOut]

hes a really good singer aswell as funny! (not quite as good as Tim Minchin but still great!)

[tvfreakismine]

Love the shirt, and the song actually

[akilimatsu]

he's put surprising thought into the details of this song - i love it

[lammy12765]

Very good, but not particularly funny. imo.

[Millingtorres]

Omg this guy just isn't funny

[Knave283]

how is he not funny?

[jerrextreme1]

not after the horiffic juice bar girl accident of '05!

[iloveashelytisdale]

he is a bit

[sadscene]

This is so great! So catchy and funny. I just love it!

[JGTMTE]

on the Laugh A Pallooza version of this he does the "umm werr outtar potatoeessss" thing too - I nearly die of laughter everytime!

[Priincezz93]

LMAO!

I know ayye.. it so reminds me of one of my cousins!

Um.. we're outta potatoesssssssss..'

[akilimatsu]

so true, but we've all done it in our casual jobs as teens

[PinkChampagneOohLaLa]

L.O.L!

[Suppinations]

how do i go about downloading this song?

[boggie0retard]

google

vixy . net

type URl, select MP3, sorted

:)

[Priincezz93]

hahahah i saw this on Stand Up! and loved it ever since i gave it a 5 star rating! woot go Eddie!!!

[liLa998]

lol i love this

and i'm a juice bar girl

...btw gr8 voice

..awsome!!!

[Rindler]

She has a smile for everyone, She makes casual employment look like fun, Even when the days are long, With her cute bandana on, She's blending fruit and veggies by the ton, And I know that she's the one. It's like she's on antidepressants she's so positive and cute, It could be the antidepressants, but it's probably the fruit, It's not like I'm some psycho loser, It's not like I'd sexually abuse her, I just wanna abduct the bitch then chop her up and juice her.

[Rindler]

But it's unacceptable it's rude,

Making a woman liquid food,

I'd have to strain the chunks through a piece of mesh,

Kinda looks like beetroot but tastes like flesh,

It's a crazy mixed up world,

I just wanna juice the juice bar girl.

[Rindler]

Now as she goes about her day,

I watch her and my thoughts begin to stray,

I wonder how she'd look puréed,

"Who's next?!" she loudly shouts,

It's me, but when I open up my mouth,

None of the words come out.

[Rindler]

She's not like my previous girlfriend who's a filthy cheating whore,

No, my juice bar girl's so pure I want to suck her through a straw,

I'm not that good looking or groovy,

But I wanna take her out to a movie,

Not as she is but in a big foam cup as a soya milk based smoothie.

[Rindler]

But it's unacceptable it's taboo,

What's a fucked up pervert supposed to do?

It's reprehensible it's no go,

It's probably illegal for all I know,

It's a crazy mixed up world,

I just wanna juice the juice bar girl.

[Rindler]

My friends say I've got great taste in women,

But there must be more to love than this,

'cause women don't last long when I am with them,

And I lose more and more of them, every time I piss.

She just looks so ripe and so tender,

And I don't really want to offend her,

There must be a nice way to take her home and stick her in my blender.

[Rindler]

But she wouldn't like it one little bit,

She's probably not into that kind of shit,

It's sorta awful it's sorta wrong,

And she wouldn't keep in the fridge too long,

It's reprehensible, it's not nice,

This morbid combination of chicks and ice,

It's simply terrible, it's just sick,

I mean she's not a beverage, she's a chick,

It's a crazy mixed up world,

I just wanna juice the juice bar girl.

[Elwin12321]

But there must be more to love then this. Cause women don't last long when I'm with them. And I loose more and more of them every time I piss. She just look so ripe and so tender. And I don't really want to offend her. There must be a nice way to take her home and stick her in my blender. But she wouldn't like it one little bit. She probably not into that kind of shit. It's sort of awful it's sort of wrong. And she wouldn't keep in the fridge too long. It's reprehensible it's not nice.

[Emsta]

Thanks! I lost my coppy of this

[priyanka13]

I'm not one for cannabalism, but still funny!

[stubbornbugger]

why is he listed under comedy? youtube are such a bunch of cruel bastards

[monobrow303]

I heard him on tripple J today and heard this song he's such a funny guy i hope he gets a gig on the J's

[hershirt]

*sigh* he can juice me any time

[JustineCorney]

Bwha.. top song but was hoping it was the tune about the ex-girlfriend who kissed Eddie's arsehole, literally and with a lot of tongue.

[suspendedchaos]

Eddie is great. I spent the last two hours going through taped Comedy Galas to find that song to remember it. Hahahaha.

[theseoldwounds]

this guy is awesome!!