I just noticed this but do most of the best comedians have the same body type? Like festively plum/sort of doughy.
Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, and Zach Galifianakis. All just...sort of fat, not huge, but not skinny. Just portly. Weird. I'll assume it's something weird and not just fast food stops enroute to tour destinations.
Bears actually built automobiles in Detroit before they took over the local neighborhoods. They made campers, offered free vacations to Yellowstone National Park with the purchase of each one, and the vehicles left the assembly lines with the windows rolled down.
dude a set is what a comedian uses for there routine they use a set every time, they will occasionly throw in new jokes or when they are in the same state or area they wont use the same set
He's funnier than a platy-dog
shrinkshrink 7 months ago
He's funnier than a bear-cat.
fezzik123 10 months ago
@fezzik123 hes funnier than a japanese turtle-bear-chicken-puppy
gothgod1233 10 months ago
@gothgod1233 not funnier than mine
johnnythesailorman 9 months ago
@gothgod1233 hes funnier than a japanese-black-jewish-chicken-kitty-salamander-ass
gothgod1233 9 months ago
if you turn on captions it says completly differnt things
blade92793 1 year ago
@blade92793 Oh my god
mistermoen 10 months ago
one of the funniest and smartest comics out there
xRABEE123x 1 year ago
He made that joke somewhere before besides this Urbana place
cycoboy817 1 year ago
@cycoboy817 I don't think you understand how comedy works...
BraydonSzafranski 1 year ago
wolf cat--classic!!!!
bigrobnz 1 year ago
I just noticed this but do most of the best comedians have the same body type? Like festively plum/sort of doughy.
Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, and Zach Galifianakis. All just...sort of fat, not huge, but not skinny. Just portly. Weird. I'll assume it's something weird and not just fast food stops enroute to tour destinations.
mrfudgeyhead 1 year ago
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the first joke was stolen from daniel tosh?
sidwho123 2 years ago
I don't think so, I've heard most of Tosh's stuff and I don't remember that
Magic4Real312 2 years ago
@sidwho123 yes almost word for word
Lplonch 1 year ago
@Lplonch Many people have stolen from Mirman, including Daniel Tosh.
BraydonSzafranski 1 year ago
@Lplonch Many people have stolen from Mirman, including Daniel Tosh.
BraydonSzafranski 1 year ago
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@Lplonch @Lplonch Many people have stolen from Mirman, including Daniel Tosh.
BraydonSzafranski 1 year ago
Mirman has been doing comedy way before tosh stepped into the scene. Read a book.
komodo1 1 year ago 4
There's a book comparing their careers? Or are you throwing in an ambiguous phrase to feel good about yourself?
zofspade 1 year ago 2
'i was in Vancouver...in Canada...' Where else would it be? ahah I LOVE HIM!
Alyssa71808 2 years ago
@Alyssa71808 Vancouver, Washington maybe?
Vsar426 2 years ago
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jlhguitar 2 years ago
heeeey, did jim gaffigan steal that bear joke?
raargh00 2 years ago
That's what I thought!
Magic4Real312 2 years ago
Bears actually built automobiles in Detroit before they took over the local neighborhoods. They made campers, offered free vacations to Yellowstone National Park with the purchase of each one, and the vehicles left the assembly lines with the windows rolled down.
mellotrongirl 2 years ago
yeah I noticed that too.
badarcticmonkey093 2 years ago
jim gaffigan stole his bit on playing dead and the "tht is a rumor tht bears spread!'
punkre435 2 years ago
Where did he steal it? I want to see the video.
TriviuMFreaK941 2 years ago
wait, the fetus never learned what?
YaMyBoNiTa 2 years ago
The fetus never learned "Skype". It's VOIP/Webcam software.
TransDerwinOverdrive 2 years ago
Skype.
TriviuMFreaK941 2 years ago
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he uses the same jokes over and over again he used the same ones at the flight of the choncords concert i recently went to
russianbeast65 2 years ago
that's what comedians do
ChrisWestaway 2 years ago
Probably because that's what a show is. I'm sure he's writing a new one.
blenderface 2 years ago
There are very few comics that don't.
JacKn1feSugarTrucK 2 years ago
dude a set is what a comedian uses for there routine they use a set every time, they will occasionly throw in new jokes or when they are in the same state or area they wont use the same set
hockeyftw11211 2 years ago 15
Guy: There are bigger elevators than this in Russia!
Mirman: ...Probably
gupton92 2 years ago
This guy is hilarious!
"She was more rude than a wolfcat"
gupton92 2 years ago
hahaha "...and opening Thai restaurants..."
Chetnik14 2 years ago
He was just in Milwaukee when I was there
shimpieguy23 2 years ago
haha i was at the fox too, this guys hilarious
xbwahaha 2 years ago
lol, i saw him live in Detroit, he didn't say the Detroit joke obviously.
He did say "The Fox theatre is the most beautiful theatre i've ever been to- too bad Detroit spent all their money on it" lmao
DoctorCanRhyme 2 years ago
I expected him to tell his Detroit joke too!
lordofthescooby 2 years ago
Wolf-Cat!
speciesofpositive 2 years ago
haha hes hysterricalll!!!!!!
x0jobrox0 2 years ago
haha, he is so hilarious, love it
MeggieCook 2 years ago 7