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you moaning cunt , sorry i like yer videos but when people moan about connection it pisses me off . 1mb uploand DL speed and 3 bar ? I get 1-2 bar and my download speed is 100kB MAX and my download is 40kB max. You didn't fucking lag at all that game , stfu .
These small videos are just filler videos where he doesn't have to have a topic. Its an oppertunity for him to talk about small things that a full comm will not work with.
They are under 3mins, so its a good length. Keep them going Patchy, smaller comms are better than the long ones.
OMG why did you get talk-talk internet? I've got like 3 friends with talk-talk and they always have moderate nat, never host and always disconnect. I suggest O2 internet, I pay £7.50 a month with £10 PAYG top up every 3 months. I've been playing for 8mbps internet and I've been getting upwards of 30mbps, and the connection is very reliable.
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well dude... sorry but this is not hate. its just the truth. ur kinda not that great at commentating. when u commentate u talk about commentating and about how ur gonna commentate differently and its all just the samething. find a topic andd talk bout it. its shouldnt be too hard excpet if u have no life.
I just watched your commentary and it was awful..you spent about 1 and a half minutes telling people to watch the video they were already watching. I do usually have a topic but this was such a short video I couldn't speak about a proper topic.
@RelentlezZSPARKY Its a fucking opinion.. Well done, youve watch a RWJ video and copied his 'trolling' word.. You need to look up the definition of 'trolling' and put it to use you cunt. Its not trolling to say this, its my opinion. Patchy isnt going to play with your tiny ballbag, so jump out of his ass you brown nosiny prick.
@est1993getme It's a fucking opinion? Lol, keep it to yourself you insignificant whelp. And wtf is RWJ? I don't copy words. It's something called learning, you need to look up the definition of learning :) Why would I want patchy to play with my "tiny ballbag" - seriously, are you fucking 10, who calls it a ballbag? Fucking troll. Way to reply straight away with some hate, if you unsubbed, don't listen to his subscribers either if it fucking harasses you, butt hurt little child. Sit yourelf down
@RelentlezZSPARKY In order for you to tell me to 'sit down' you need to state something which belittles me.. Which you clearly dont have the capacity to do you prick. Opinions arent trolling. Trolling is to pointlessly find faults or bitch and moan. Youve heard others use the word and thought, fuck it Ill use this one too! Im still a subscriber.. Will be unsubbing now. Ive been subbed to him for a long while and im growing disappointed with his uploads. You commented to get his attention,sad act
@est1993getme There is nothing wrong with this video, get your finger out your ass. If you're going to unsub, simply unsub, and do it in a quiet and pleaseable fashion because posting comments like your first just convey how much a fat throbbing cock you really are. Idgaf about getting his attention, I felt the need to rid the community of arseholes like yourself.
@RelentlezZSPARKY Your'e talking to me about the community..?! Ive been IN the community for fucking years now,, so please.. And If ide said, this is shit ra ra rarrr.. Then by all means, chat shit to me. But the fact of the matter is, I said 'Unsubbed, awful content'.. Which is true to me. Dont try and be a fucking PC waarrior you cunt, its not working. Pathetic how you crave attention and seek acceptance from anonymous internet users.. Patch isnt going to add you and play with you. BROWN NOSER
@RelentlezZSPARKY Im hardly repeating myself.. Just need to drum in to your cunt head the facts. Oh, your one liner hurt me, really.. Youve ran out of things to bitch and moan about. Absolute fucking prick.
@est1993getme Oh and I love how all your recent comments simply state stuff like "bad gameplay." In my book that's trolling dude, you're going from video to video just commenting on how bad gameplay is, go give some constructive feedback if any. Fucking loser.
@RelentlezZSPARKY That was the last video I watched. Its constructive critisism.. And as a matter of fact the last one I posted to is a friend of mine. So pleaseeeee get your facts straight. Theres a good cunt.
Patchy even I have Astros..using the wired controller is the problem because when you use the wired controller and the mixamp hooked up to your xbox some stuff happens and without knowing it you're shooting. ive gotten tons of lucky kills like that tho :D @opatchyx
My connections like that, might once disconnected me after a game of High roller for no reason once the game scores popped up and i lost 10 000, i was going mental.
@IncredibleEtableBaby Wow your a fucking american arent you, fuck dude you think every fucking african is poor, there is alot of rich ppl all you think of africa is they live in a fucking streets or the garbage.
r u on ps3 or xbox
jboyflya1 8 months ago
0:01 just so ppl can skip ads and make life easier
hpppfan 9 months ago
Is it just me or is Episode 6 missing? >.>
Khorinthian 10 months ago
r u scottich
TheMRRAINMAN123 10 months ago
real men are real men
MiLeS123809 1 year ago
this is wat u call class A of no life everybudy. Patcheee is a no life
Chokeslam186 1 year ago
@Chokeslam186 yur what i call a no life .
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PS3ZeroExposure 1 year ago
why would you stop saying "ahoy everyone"?
it's actually original
THExDRaGx 1 year ago 2
go virgin media ;) few hicups on the way but all settled now and its great
GhOsTxSNiiPER 1 year ago
my internet connection is 1mbps.....thanks charter, thanks alot
MegaUraniumMan 1 year ago
you moaning cunt , sorry i like yer videos but when people moan about connection it pisses me off . 1mb uploand DL speed and 3 bar ? I get 1-2 bar and my download speed is 100kB MAX and my download is 40kB max. You didn't fucking lag at all that game , stfu .
xReCoVeRyv 1 year ago
These small videos are just filler videos where he doesn't have to have a topic. Its an oppertunity for him to talk about small things that a full comm will not work with.
They are under 3mins, so its a good length. Keep them going Patchy, smaller comms are better than the long ones.
exiigeHD 1 year ago
HOST MIGRATION in BLACK OPS - LOL ?!
i never had host mig. in black ops o.o
DSeroAir 1 year ago
I love the way you're complaining about your connection ^^ It's what I have every day lol
SwitzerlandHD 1 year ago
F@G :D
TheNoobishGamer 1 year ago
Patchy - You play wager matches alot dont you?
mattxy8 1 year ago
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lol my download speed is 607 mb and upload is 905 mb. :( i hav black ops and i still win in wager matches though,
Hawkefilms 1 year ago
lol my download speed is 607 mb and upload is 905 mb. :( i hav black ops and i still win in wager matches through,
Hawkefilms 1 year ago
Good video??
BenOz22 1 year ago
I know how you feel about talktalks shity connection :)
eejitboy97 1 year ago
Patchy you hairy beast :D lol
weesteffo97 1 year ago
I GET IT. the o in opatchy is for OpTic. WOW YOU FANBOI
XD
Z0DIACV2 1 year ago
Nice 420 score at host migration :D
xxbal1inxx 1 year ago
worst thing since ripped up bread, lol'd :L
smitetin 1 year ago
I LOVE TURTLES!
MrLegendLewis 1 year ago
Patchy is a boss.
kylrvs 1 year ago
if you dont have cable then your fucked cable is fucking amazing i have 50mb virgin broadband and i get 20-30 mb download speed!
OfficialDubstepUK 1 year ago
its not your connection
lbarr3tl 1 year ago
When's the next episode of patchys top 5 plays out?
iReVersee 1 year ago
dude ur still awsome nd i want u to vs my friend doug
brianvsstewie619 1 year ago
OMG why did you get talk-talk internet? I've got like 3 friends with talk-talk and they always have moderate nat, never host and always disconnect. I suggest O2 internet, I pay £7.50 a month with £10 PAYG top up every 3 months. I've been playing for 8mbps internet and I've been getting upwards of 30mbps, and the connection is very reliable.
M3RKGaming 1 year ago
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well dude... sorry but this is not hate. its just the truth. ur kinda not that great at commentating. when u commentate u talk about commentating and about how ur gonna commentate differently and its all just the samething. find a topic andd talk bout it. its shouldnt be too hard excpet if u have no life.
and now im gonna get hate
MrAwesomeArab 1 year ago
@MrAwesomeArab fuck up u cunt
fanofmetals 1 year ago
@MrAwesomeArab he has youtube partnership and thousands of subscribers.. he must be somewhat good
OfficialDubstepUK 1 year ago
@MrAwesomeArab
I just watched your commentary and it was awful..you spent about 1 and a half minutes telling people to watch the video they were already watching. I do usually have a topic but this was such a short video I couldn't speak about a proper topic.
oPatchYx 1 year ago 30
@oPatchYx yes thank u. for watching my video.
MrAwesomeArab 1 year ago
@MrAwesomeArab duuuude don't hate im gonna have to unsubb you
tyronskater 1 year ago
@MrAwesomeArab if u dont like his commentary then dont watch his videos u idiot
xPiZAchannel 1 year ago 2
Switch to Virginmedia I've got it and I get host 9/10 times:)
Th3rmalSnip3rz 1 year ago
4.74 download
0.64 upload
ramankh 1 year ago
1.89 download
0.33 upload
FUCK SKY
MegaJackification 1 year ago
57kb/s is my internets all time PB.
samuelemcsam 1 year ago
I've had my internet since I was 7. I don't even get 1MB/s download and my upload is lucky to reach 100KB/s o.O
Although my connection on the Xbox is absolutely fine. Unless I get host in anything other than Team Tactical - Then I get kicked from Live >_>
XxHyDr4AJxX 1 year ago
Why cant we bet more than frickin 500 on pc!?
scorpiongold 1 year ago
you think thats bad connection. I have 0.4 mb connection ;(
XxPr3d4t0r494 1 year ago
Karoo is the worst ISP in the UK. It only runs in my city and it's the only ISP you can get... FML. :(
Hepperfitz 1 year ago
the glitch when ur gun won't shot is not because of the astroes, i use the TV sound and i get it aswell :( i play on ps3
finalflash93mw2 1 year ago
i've got talk talk and mines quiet fast.....
Ledio2k8 1 year ago
Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter
LewLewGaming 1 year ago
Talk talk has the worst customer service lol
CommanderDaz 1 year ago
Unsubbed. Awful content Patchy...
est1993getme 1 year ago
@est1993getme Did we need to know that? Get your trolling ass off youtube.
RelentlezZSPARKY 1 year ago
@RelentlezZSPARKY Its a fucking opinion.. Well done, youve watch a RWJ video and copied his 'trolling' word.. You need to look up the definition of 'trolling' and put it to use you cunt. Its not trolling to say this, its my opinion. Patchy isnt going to play with your tiny ballbag, so jump out of his ass you brown nosiny prick.
est1993getme 1 year ago
@est1993getme It's a fucking opinion? Lol, keep it to yourself you insignificant whelp. And wtf is RWJ? I don't copy words. It's something called learning, you need to look up the definition of learning :) Why would I want patchy to play with my "tiny ballbag" - seriously, are you fucking 10, who calls it a ballbag? Fucking troll. Way to reply straight away with some hate, if you unsubbed, don't listen to his subscribers either if it fucking harasses you, butt hurt little child. Sit yourelf down
RelentlezZSPARKY 1 year ago
@RelentlezZSPARKY In order for you to tell me to 'sit down' you need to state something which belittles me.. Which you clearly dont have the capacity to do you prick. Opinions arent trolling. Trolling is to pointlessly find faults or bitch and moan. Youve heard others use the word and thought, fuck it Ill use this one too! Im still a subscriber.. Will be unsubbing now. Ive been subbed to him for a long while and im growing disappointed with his uploads. You commented to get his attention,sad act
est1993getme 1 year ago
@est1993getme There is nothing wrong with this video, get your finger out your ass. If you're going to unsub, simply unsub, and do it in a quiet and pleaseable fashion because posting comments like your first just convey how much a fat throbbing cock you really are. Idgaf about getting his attention, I felt the need to rid the community of arseholes like yourself.
RelentlezZSPARKY 1 year ago
@RelentlezZSPARKY Your'e talking to me about the community..?! Ive been IN the community for fucking years now,, so please.. And If ide said, this is shit ra ra rarrr.. Then by all means, chat shit to me. But the fact of the matter is, I said 'Unsubbed, awful content'.. Which is true to me. Dont try and be a fucking PC waarrior you cunt, its not working. Pathetic how you crave attention and seek acceptance from anonymous internet users.. Patch isnt going to add you and play with you. BROWN NOSER
est1993getme 1 year ago
@est1993getme Keep repeating yourself, I couldn't care less of your existence. Tragic...
RelentlezZSPARKY 1 year ago
@RelentlezZSPARKY Im hardly repeating myself.. Just need to drum in to your cunt head the facts. Oh, your one liner hurt me, really.. Youve ran out of things to bitch and moan about. Absolute fucking prick.
est1993getme 1 year ago
@est1993getme Oh and I love how all your recent comments simply state stuff like "bad gameplay." In my book that's trolling dude, you're going from video to video just commenting on how bad gameplay is, go give some constructive feedback if any. Fucking loser.
RelentlezZSPARKY 1 year ago
@RelentlezZSPARKY That was the last video I watched. Its constructive critisism.. And as a matter of fact the last one I posted to is a friend of mine. So pleaseeeee get your facts straight. Theres a good cunt.
est1993getme 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure you were host after the migration...
alimadari 1 year ago
Thats how my internet is. I'll put whole clips into people and barely get any hit markers, then they just turn and shoot me once and I die :(
RepeatingProduction 1 year ago
Fuck off Bing.. Google has it sorted..
TheMrDarkas 1 year ago
your headset makes you shoot your gun without you pressing the trigger...hahahah worlds stupidest excuse
maherbarPS3 1 year ago
Are you uploding a high roller everyday in febuary? Because that won't be to fun :(
SaucyWaffle 1 year ago
Patchy even I have Astros..using the wired controller is the problem because when you use the wired controller and the mixamp hooked up to your xbox some stuff happens and without knowing it you're shooting. ive gotten tons of lucky kills like that tho :D @opatchyx
regicida11 1 year ago
Nah man I changed from BT to Talk Talk and it is beast! One of the best decsions I have made to do with internet!!
BenyBhoy 1 year ago
@BenyBhoy
Shut it you.
oPatchYx 1 year ago 11
@oPatchYx Pusnet! I get consistent 4 bars and I'm in a remote village. Its a subsidiary of BT I think.
ismelloftoothpaste 1 year ago
@ICx77xD that is shit also.
TheJohanBjorkman 1 year ago
I live in a small town in north-east Scotland, TalkTalk are the bomb
aznalec1 1 year ago
ive recently changed to virgin from bein on talktalk, its so shit! goes off for like a 2days, n always get lagg !!
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Virgin are boss for internet in the Glasgow area
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MrPompey4life 1 year ago
Patchy, why don't you upload many videos anymore? :(
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MrHarvHD 1 year ago
you had three bar when host ???
minijonnyb 1 year ago
@minijonnyb Thats what Talk Talk 1mb internet does for you..
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My connections like that, might once disconnected me after a game of High roller for no reason once the game scores popped up and i lost 10 000, i was going mental.
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pop1231966 1 year ago
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shaneymane15 1 year ago
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MrPrzyy 1 year ago
@shaneymane15
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shaneymane15 1 year ago
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@shaneymane15
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shaneymane15 1 year ago
@shaneymane15
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ThaFcu 1 year ago
@shaneymane15 he didint post it as 240P you idiot. its still processing
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@shaneymane15 Its called processing you Fucking pussy.
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@shaneymane15
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