here are 12 facts 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter WHAT!!!!!
try texting your boss when you get into the real world. they love it. "but colby, wouldnt that get me fired?" nooooo, only if you dont put "peace boss man" at the end
and you promise to pray with you in spirit and you get many favors BLESSING Monday from 20.00 to 21.00 (until the end of the world) for peace, prosperity because, 40 Jewish bankers of seigniorage, have stolen the monetary sovereignty.
YOUTUBE will raise the level of its business, when all of ignominies: go.
And we have to stay here peacefully together with our children.
I DID see the flies, even when still small. And luckily you like those girly emoticons on gmail, because you can't write ( you wrote sit instead of shit, but the turd made all of that superfluous because an image ..says it all!) P.S.: have fun clapperclawing your sweet whore of a girlfriend, what a fierce e-mail address that lady has!
that turd pile looks more like a chocolate softy ice cream from the Golden Coral. The flies made it seem so real. AHH the memories. ( this is where i'd put a nastalgic emoticon lighting it's arm on fire and fist fcking a goat)
omg i thought i was the only that said assface!!?? u stole my word...but it's ok cos i'm english and we say it differently...so it's like 2 words really....assface and arseface....u assface!
I'll stick with my Hotmail account using Windows Live Mail until the attachment limit becomes unbearable. The convenience of logging into MSN and automatically getting my email in 1 click is too much to give up.
This is my "Quantum (put that in for the nice impression) Apple Theory": You, have 2 apples; smash them together and you get - and this is the really hard part - you get ONE APPLE. 1+1=1 Talk about critical thinking, oh yeah!
will try harder kids sorry if you don't like it,,, I thought it was funny... in a subtle way.. not in a "beat you with a hammer till you cry dragon hemorrhoids" but in a "holy shit was that a penguin" short if way...
I agree. The gradual report isnt as raw and full of useless shit as it used to be. Now he's trying to teach us something, and obviously that isnt working. I like the old Danny better. Sorry dude. The vid was funny, but not your normal weirdness.
You should make less videos and spend more time perfecting 1. Lately it seems you've just been making shows because you "have to" and cant be bothered with it. Just saying, feel free to disagree.
i now have a reason to get a Gmail account.and if your going give what's his face a rusty trombone you may as well give him a rimjob while your at it.(sick yes)but if your going to do something like that you might as well go for the glory.
Your a sick man danny, I didn't know anyone else knew what a rusty trombone was without looking it up on urban dict. lol, you inspire me, althought your a dirty slut mouth.
Reduced to sending obnoxious emails filled with waste products...C'mon man! You are sooooo much better than this! I suggest a weekend with JD and the company of a fine human...a bellyfull of laughter and a lungfull of bong hits!
70 people have crabs.
CamiMoon1 2 weeks ago
nice approach to computer teaching. may have to use your approach with my senior students..
jamesedwardtheobald 3 months ago
holy mother of fuck you have 22,000 emails
robloxpwnmaster3 4 months ago
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fuckmeintheass
HAR HAR HAR
robloxpwnmaster3 4 months ago
wait why is there a poop emoticon????
br33anoia4321 7 months ago
Danny I don't fink filthyw*****@f***meinthea** is a real email adress also.......
U ROCK!!
msepictacos 9 months ago
LOL the email adress
vulcankitty123 9 months ago
you sound like my gym teacher at the beginning
maggiessillyyy 1 year ago
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filthywhore@FUCKMEINTHEASS dot c o m
swampertkamm85 1 year ago
HERP A DERP
frickfrock999 1 year ago
holy sh!t, 22905 emails :O
mickeydubbeldekkers 1 year ago 3
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bobdtvman 1 year ago
@bobdtvman Lighten up, you cock blender.
LimeKittenz 1 year ago 5
should be removed from youtube
bobdtvman 1 year ago
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i want my 3:17 seconds back of my life.
Scorp969 2 years ago
oh...nice
rozaliya19 2 years ago
He is Serbian.
ugackv 2 years ago
he is not.
JelenaCali 2 years ago
Yes, his parents are from Serbia...
Staminist 2 years ago 4
That would explain why he speaks Serbian.
001BitterSweetIrony 1 year ago
i cant tell, is he white or mexican
atown1995123 2 years ago
FULL OF WIN
pmq123 2 years ago
filthywhore???
33dgtp 2 years ago
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He is the biggest retard i've ever seen.
MrHeico 2 years ago
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@MrHeico He is not to me, because i have seen you.
MsBasil7 5 months ago
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sorry i dont think you are cool or funny. sorry
honeybear18000 2 years ago
Are you from K-Pax ?
liquidplastic62 2 years ago
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bhattbhatt 2 years ago
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1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
bhattbhatt 2 years ago
ROFL
krstkim 2 years ago
y dnt u just tex y email
lquarrie 2 years ago
try texting your boss when you get into the real world. they love it. "but colby, wouldnt that get me fired?" nooooo, only if you dont put "peace boss man" at the end
colbyyoungmv 2 years ago
"Hes An Animated Lil Fucker." lol. that made me giggle. :D
Twitchy513 2 years ago 11
lol your room mate must be like: wtf man... why do i have to live with him. he just had that look on him
GiantPoopingMonkey 2 years ago
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hi, I am lorenzo scarola
and you promise to pray with you in spirit and you get many favors BLESSING Monday from 20.00 to 21.00 (until the end of the world) for peace, prosperity because, 40 Jewish bankers of seigniorage, have stolen the monetary sovereignty.
YOUTUBE will raise the level of its business, when all of ignominies: go.
And we have to stay here peacefully together with our children.
Search humanumgenus Playlist "musica celeste"
Please spread this message and God bless you
ALLELUIA
lorenzojhwh 2 years ago
I DID see the flies, even when still small. And luckily you like those girly emoticons on gmail, because you can't write ( you wrote sit instead of shit, but the turd made all of that superfluous because an image ..says it all!) P.S.: have fun clapperclawing your sweet whore of a girlfriend, what a fierce e-mail address that lady has!
veerleke 2 years ago
are you fucking retarded?
moezrox 2 years ago
did you reply this to my comment or to the video?
veerleke 2 years ago
i would larf it that was someones real email
law5kie 2 years ago
Inbox 22905 something...WTF...dude ur populaaaaaaaar...AHEM
jKKitar 2 years ago
Why are you writing me an email?
hinza007 3 years ago 25
dude, you developed a filthy tongue over the videos , try scrubbing it with some toilet paper, maybe it will get clean again =P
monoshift 3 years ago
We're all swimming in Danny's potty mouth. Yay.... It stinks in here... but funny. That is to say FUNNY SHIT!
girozone1 3 years ago
haha ok
-with love
prettymuchgfg 3 years ago
i lrft my car at the pub
DarkSpasm 3 years ago
2:45 LMFAO!lOL!
moodie69 3 years ago
funny thing about crabs, you can get them by yourself. if you sit on a toilet when someone that has crabs sat on...
ironman711 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha like 22 THOUSAND! in your inbox! awesome sauce
kristianscottswank 3 years ago
xD would you like a rusty trombone? xD
MaydayParadeee 3 years ago
It would be funny if you got an email back! That would be kinda wierd...but funny at the same time!
herewatchingutube 3 years ago
I always imagined "gmail" was like the g-spot of all e-mails. Like, everytime you use "gmail" you scream in orgasmic ecstacy.
AVHER 3 years ago
you should do a show on this whole michael phelps thing
had2reload 3 years ago
oh yeah! that would be awesome
poohxbear5 3 years ago
the spacing of the vid gives me a headache =[
/\ excuse ms complainerface. shes had a bad day.
tobazz211 3 years ago
I bet that was Rob he was emailing...:P
FailedOdyssey 3 years ago 3
My gmail has ninjas on it...
NannaLaurie 3 years ago
that turd pile looks more like a chocolate softy ice cream from the Golden Coral. The flies made it seem so real. AHH the memories. ( this is where i'd put a nastalgic emoticon lighting it's arm on fire and fist fcking a goat)
jab0805 3 years ago
YEEEEEAAAAAAH JON LAJOIE!!!!! and golden coral is fucking disgusting i had to eat their on my eighth grade DC trip it sucked lol
imgoingtoeatu22 3 years ago
id spend random nights just picking out emails to read from the many stalkers you obviously have.
mercmin 3 years ago
someone at google will appreciate that you appreciate their work. good on you.
yothere1209 3 years ago
20k unread mails xD now who has a stalker(s) ;o
Axol 3 years ago
OH thank God....I was feeling guilty about my 400 unread emails
waynedewho 3 years ago
i wonder if anybody actually got that email...
deathdealer0902 3 years ago
I should of said two g mails!
Greenstead 3 years ago
Would you use a g string to connect two e mails?
Greenstead 3 years ago
you had like over 20,000 emails
ngilliam12345 3 years ago
HAHAHA. funny shit right there
windwaterearthfire8 3 years ago
holy crap you have a 5 digits of mail (22295 I think)
MiwAuturu 3 years ago
Oh, so you do Jim Carrey impressions, that's cute.
Mixolydian87 3 years ago
3:45 he spits on the screen hahahah
linkinfan0 3 years ago
lol, he did :))
comedyman112 3 years ago
hmm I don't have the little icons on my gmail 0_0
IAmIva 3 years ago
Those fithly people....much worse than the filthy ones!
mle011 3 years ago
lol
chiyerano 3 years ago
dat was a great tutorial.
thnx <3
veronicachic 3 years ago
Danny, you're a bitch. Why do you have a Mac?
deathbyphallus 3 years ago
because macs are awesome
Nephrak 3 years ago
and white like your never used dick.
mysteriousjustin 3 years ago
lol nice job bringing dick into a conversation about computers faggot
Nephrak 3 years ago
Who doesn't have a Mac? It's 2009.
WpgRacing 3 years ago
thats what they want you to think
. . . that filthy herpum
sihamlovesyou2 3 years ago
haha that was fun xD
TheCoolestPinkGirl 3 years ago
wow. an antique power book ;)
mabbink 3 years ago
22k messages :P
SeanDevereux999 3 years ago
fithly whore ? lol.
Sahtastic 3 years ago
i wish i could sign up for his daily thing, but mommy doesn't trust the internet
=(
AdrianTheVampire 3 years ago
wow you got tan
xtorix3 3 years ago
btw when u said girlfriend i nearly cried!! i want to have ur babies! :)
lauramacliver 3 years ago 2
omg i thought i was the only that said assface!!?? u stole my word...but it's ok cos i'm english and we say it differently...so it's like 2 words really....assface and arseface....u assface!
lauramacliver 3 years ago
crying his bitch eyes out lol
amberiscool88 3 years ago
guys you have to sign up to his daily dairy, it's epic and far beyond what a team of well trained hamster scientist could ever create.
yogsbear 3 years ago
reminds me of strongbad. funny
D28thEdition 3 years ago
hahah "fithly" whore? good job.
raebaby93 3 years ago
ROFL
42000pts4me 3 years ago
Woah u use a mac?
makiasd 3 years ago
Gmail is fun!
flakeyfriend 3 years ago
r u kidding
RICHANDROS 3 years ago
lol, love ya danny!
kicesie 3 years ago
Haha! YOU SEE THE FLIES NOW?!
ellinida12 3 years ago
lol you got couple thousand letters man i you was you i only got i only one form some chocolate company
seanhewitt1 3 years ago
Best Sentence EVER
kalahn123654 3 years ago
Your eyes are kind of pretty.
jessemeca 3 years ago
haha
yofat 3 years ago
rofl rofl hahah thats freakin funny
Apt14Productions 3 years ago
LOL the beginning is great
"where weww gradaually repot"
juicypop 3 years ago
Sperm FTW!! 5/5
MaestroEmbassy 3 years ago
wow, another Youtube partner using a mac lol
colossusbeam 3 years ago
in the contract say they wont suppost to use one?
skoalE 3 years ago
22,000 inbox messages lol
RobTheGamer 3 years ago
"maybe hes just a lil bitch..."
hahahahah
Wroclawskiv2 3 years ago
you are messed up.
jnel11889 3 years ago
lol i just got gmail yesterday
DXZmaster 3 years ago
DELAAAAYYYYYYYYY.....
H057IL3 3 years ago
I got ninjas on my gmail page! Woooo!
drmoo46 3 years ago
i lol'ed
henkle9 3 years ago
yeah, and they even have a notifier for macintosh, that checks your email automatically for you
ImaMacBookPro 3 years ago
This isn't boring, WTF.
Danny make a video about why there is 'Black ice' You know, when the ice on the street turns into black ice. Do it dude... CRAVASSS!
WebbyOwnage 3 years ago
"maybe he's just a little bitch"
lmao!
joesmith40 3 years ago
i switched to Gmail from hotmail,way better !
jzero15 3 years ago
I should have my mom watch this... she's always asking me to teach her how to use the internets.
keyboardviolation 3 years ago 3
You get an A+ for the day, child.
StephenUchiha10 3 years ago
Sweet... it's been a while, they didn't give those out at the Uni.
keyboardviolation 3 years ago
I wonder who he sent the e-mail with the Subject, "You are going to love this" to
Krsch2005 3 years ago
whats happening to the gradual report??? running out of ideas??
lé sigh
MusicSMyLife99 3 years ago
I'll stick with my Hotmail account using Windows Live Mail until the attachment limit becomes unbearable. The convenience of logging into MSN and automatically getting my email in 1 click is too much to give up.
Yarcofin 3 years ago
lolllol
filthywhore @ fuckmeintheass . com
Lolymus 3 years ago
no offense... but you hadnt made a video in a long time and this one is boring.
SarahEffinWay 3 years ago
nice email address
wiscombe1 3 years ago
g-spot mail
CressFerriera 3 years ago
Inbox: 22905
what!?
KelliSings 3 years ago 3
You got my email wrong...
so....we're dating now? nice of you to tell the world before you tell me. Maybe I wanted it to be a secret.
elitistwhore 3 years ago
hahaha nice accent where you explain the subject
nicolewishes 3 years ago
Lord...
Hawaii's turned Danny into a Mexican...
rickythrills 3 years ago 2
i love you. :D
hetasuzume 3 years ago
Is that your room mate?
iMoshKun 3 years ago
i lol'd
shodan1028 3 years ago
Thats alot of spam danny.
litoak47 3 years ago
my gmail layout is a ninja
DullahThaDon 3 years ago 2
lol filthywhore@FUCKMEINTHEASS.ocm
geislerman 3 years ago
i noticed that too, t'was awesome
Deathmark13 3 years ago
that's no way to speak to your mom, danny.
SuperAtheist 3 years ago 3
wooooooo
CommentBoost 3 years ago
Hes an animate fucker!HAHAHAHA
oliver2341 3 years ago
LOL rusty trombone...thats disgusting...seriously
jakeinoblivion666 3 years ago
Oh My GOD! That's my e-mail man! HELL. I'm gonna have to reply to that one, you see what I write Heh-heh ;)!
I just want to add this in. Just a little something for the road.
^_^. I call him. Luke. LUUUUUUUUUUKE.
WebbyOwnage 3 years ago
lol
bigplayer135 3 years ago
i duno... i think mabye you could calm down.... and play paintball or eat worms...
ransomoakes 3 years ago
huh, I've had gmail for years and never knew about that. cool. I'll prob never use it anyway
EmmaLee1988 3 years ago
This is my "Quantum (put that in for the nice impression) Apple Theory": You, have 2 apples; smash them together and you get - and this is the really hard part - you get ONE APPLE. 1+1=1 Talk about critical thinking, oh yeah!
TSALN 3 years ago
hey do u ever wonder why they still have the "beta" thing beneath the logo?
i mean it's been out for years now.. it's not beta anymore
eldukedrino 3 years ago
Holy Shit was that a penguin?
subparted 3 years ago
Hahaha, most definitely awesome. XD
I'd love to see a situation involving an e-mail like that on the news.
If it were a woman like me, though, that news story would probably involve arson, a burnt-down apartment building, and ten thousand rubber chickens.
MaddenedHatter 3 years ago
idk what every one else is talking about!
i thought it was funny.
=D
XxWeccaxX 3 years ago
will try harder kids sorry if you don't like it,,, I thought it was funny... in a subtle way.. not in a "beat you with a hammer till you cry dragon hemorrhoids" but in a "holy shit was that a penguin" short if way...
-d
gradualreport 3 years ago
Haemorrhoids are never funny.
Exterminator21 3 years ago
you have mad commenting skills
sxcdanual 3 years ago
lol that had me in stitches
sweetie4life07 3 years ago
lol your inbox is loaded
CrunkedX 3 years ago
do a show on your interaction with people
BeninMusik 3 years ago
I agree. The gradual report isnt as raw and full of useless shit as it used to be. Now he's trying to teach us something, and obviously that isnt working. I like the old Danny better. Sorry dude. The vid was funny, but not your normal weirdness.
foihdzas 3 years ago
wtf.... a week off and u come up with that bullshit
fuuuuuccckk yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu poonapple
not funny!!!
i needed my gradual FIX and u disappointed... just like a bad drug dealer that sell u ajax instead of the good shit...
shameless motherfucker
SimonSez83 3 years ago
You should make less videos and spend more time perfecting 1. Lately it seems you've just been making shows because you "have to" and cant be bothered with it. Just saying, feel free to disagree.
NotMarkk 3 years ago
ive had gmail since the only way you could get it was by being invited by another member.
eliotbod 3 years ago
I've been using Juno since 2003. I just don"t feel like setting up and remembering a whole new account.
Buccura 3 years ago
whos the dude in the background????
sugarlips2341 3 years ago
dude, no gmail here. only wku email.
jdnutt8907 3 years ago
Go back to how you use to be!
Pyramus10 3 years ago
i now have a reason to get a Gmail account.and if your going give what's his face a rusty trombone you may as well give him a rimjob while your at it.(sick yes)but if your going to do something like that you might as well go for the glory.
joshuakbrown200 3 years ago
??????
spaceman300 3 years ago
i just came
jimjamjoguy 3 years ago
You have nice skin.............for a fucking looser! haha just kidding Dani :D
massattack88 3 years ago
you have 200,00 emails lol,....i prefer my hotmail over gmail
skarcrow1991 3 years ago
Hm. Ok.
Nic33rd 3 years ago
:(
you had alot funnier episodes >.>
but its ok.
danny i still love you :)
maorvanu 3 years ago
holy SHIT at your inbox amount danny.
haha
gabs6868 3 years ago
Thanks for cheering up this bipolar woman. Your humour is an adjunct to my lithium!
saltyeggs71 3 years ago
I send emails but they are usually just comments and words of encouragement. But usually when I ask a question in an email, they are responded to.
chiyerano 3 years ago
Your a sick man danny, I didn't know anyone else knew what a rusty trombone was without looking it up on urban dict. lol, you inspire me, althought your a dirty slut mouth.
genis7 3 years ago
Reduced to sending obnoxious emails filled with waste products...C'mon man! You are sooooo much better than this! I suggest a weekend with JD and the company of a fine human...a bellyfull of laughter and a lungfull of bong hits!
UncleBym 3 years ago 3
=[ where did the glory days of gradualreport go?
DanLinington 3 years ago 3
Yeah your right. I miss those das :=(
GalaxySmith18 3 years ago 3
I kind of agree. Something's different.
baibaii 3 years ago 2
What a wonderfully colorful e-mail.
colormekristen 3 years ago
huh, sounds like a nice girlfriend...
sounds very...mature
wiggs333 3 years ago