SPECIAL EDITION - How to Survive a Zombie Outbreak by STEV

[lone3512]

1.don't think your a big shot and try to kill them all. 2 don't go to a roof you'll eventually have to come down for food and zombies will be waiting for you. 3.avoid some gun stores, there will always be a crazy person who doesn't wanna share his/her ammunition or guns. 4. MOST IMPORTANT RULE. Never ever ever hit supermarkets for food I'm talking about wall-mart and other worldwide or international supermarkets iit will probably be crawling with zombies. Just go to a small store like a co

[3DNES]

Stev is my hero

[bordersoldier]

there is poop in my toilet .

[superterd106]

HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE SO DEAD HE WONT EVER GET BACK UP AGAIN! my favorite line.

[ContagiousOutcast]

I'm eating a pear... Just thought I'd share that..

[TheBlackbeltjason]

BOOMER!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[halosecrets526]

@cortana420 they will. scientists already made a chemical for it

[halosecrets526]

scientists actually HAVE created a virus to reanimate corpses or the dumb version make zombies

[jannikmt]

don't use your kitchen knife like the guy here states, use a large axe or a machete for close combat seeing as how they can hit stuff a lot farther away and are better

[1hybridkid]

un-sanitary my ass its cus scientests screq up like there going to with the G.M wheet

[bmirving2]

you are 100% wrong

[Jackcave1]

when the episode whats that in the toilet

[deathlegion449]

OMG YOUR GOING AGAINST EVERY RULE IN ZOMBIE SURVIVAL: IF YOUR WATCHING THIS... DO NOT AGKNOLEGE THIS, ZOMBIES CAN RUN, DONT USE CARS! USE A BIKE OR MOST RELIABLE! BIKES... AND DONT KILL HOMELESS PEOPLE FOR NO REASON... and zombies are MUCH stronger than humans are ONLY becauusem they dont feel pain...

[kickassberrow]

@deathlegion449 they cant run thats the only thing u got wrong

[legomastera]

@cortana420 they could with this long buried disease called solarmum but its not airborne or waterborne so it MIGHT happen 2 in 100 chance

[kingsleyfallower]

zombies dont allways walk the same speed. smoking way be your thing, but you shouldn't smoke because it poisons and slowly kills you and then you lose air faster and you die ealeir in the zombie apocalypse. banana zombies do not exxist. crap is in the toilet.KING

[kingsleyfallower]

not all of them, but some zombies can run. zombies arent smart , but if they saw you they would walk around the fence. zombies kill you....they dont start your life over again, you'er still dead, just reanamated.like i said before, zombies are already dead, so you can't make it dead, just unanamated. a car can kill a zombie. zombies may not be able to swim, but they can walk on the ocean/sea/lake/pond/etc. floor, or can float. removeing the head will not kill the zombie. hacking knife sucks.KING

[TigerCyclone]

*High five*

*butt pat*

YEAH



[Trollfacer]

This would probably work in real life.

[limetreePT1939]

2:13 random stray dog

[idog98]

G.A.R broke all your zombie tips

[MrQuikclan]

the "zombie" he killed was partially laughing

[TheUSASpy]

You forgot about the double tap, atleast i think so. im at 8:45

[hoagie186]

who saw that stray dog.

[gghhjjman]

pause at 2:14 theres a dog in the background

[MrPypap]

so if you killed 1,000,000 zombies with a nuclear missile youd smoek a million cigarettes? All at once perhaps?

[TheElitedeath]

then he began chewing on peoples necks... and various other places lol

[TheUndeadAndrew]

Thumbs up if you see the dog in the back ground at 2:13

[elmatto333]

THAT IS NOT A BBBOOOOOKKK!!!

it is a movie.

[zombiekiller49485300]

zombies do run o.O LEFT4DEAD 1 AND 2 DUH

[soniczubat]

@zombiekiller49485300 Left 4 dead = video game

Zombies in Real life = NOT A FUCKING VIDEO GAME

[zombiekiller49485300]

@soniczubat calm down dude

[soniczubat]

@zombiekiller49485300 OK.

Yay.

[funkyskull]

Oscar for Ryan now!!!!!!!

[flamenwuffel]

the fatties went first, not that that was what he was going for or anything

[EatMehKeyblade]

The banana zombie.

[iToxicMochi]

Modern zombies can run...and climb....

I'll die if I listen to this.

o-o

[firebrain911]

@iToxicMochi

actually no they cant because there body is dead so they decompose if they tried to run there legs would fall off if they tried to climp no more arms.

[DestroyerofWorlds10]

2:15 "What are you doing here?"

lol "The home of a homeless man."

[keybladebuilder]

Wrong i am a child that Know that a zombie outbreak could happen and some zombies can climb plus its not because of hobos ok its because of an infection caused by an amount of radiation so please dont liten to a word this guy tells u

[TheWelshGamers]

@keybladebuilder Fail. "A zombie outbreak cannot happen" Then you say, They can't climb?..

[manmaster94]

@keybladebuilder are you for real?

[DestroyerofWorlds10]

@keybladebuilder

zombies decompose so their muscles can't function normally and depending on the human's former muscles, zombies can shuffle, walk, or crawl if it has broken legs

[rhn94]

why is there a picture of xanatoast in the background ?? :O :S

[davidkics]

this is for all of you guys who think smoking is cool well NEWS FLASH IT AINT!

[Hukk20100]

Lol this defrys Black Ops in so many levels

[codruler16]

OH!OH!OH!OH!OH!OH! XD

[WoWforlifeamv]

lol he says straw wars oh and chapter 4 if everyone dead but you your screwed

[WoWforlifeamv]

lol he says straw wars

[ryanfslgeco84]

your gay

[zaptor32]

60 peopple dont belive on zombies

[spya105]

unless they are left 4 dead zombies, you are safe at home lol

[tf2addict123]

rage kid in background at 2:16

[soldier68able]

DOggy at 2:17

[nerf383]

your cooooooooool

[Pheonix560]

that guy u kill that spray out is a blood or tomato source?

[MyBlackhearth]

wath do you think with the new generation of runer zombis

[BecauseBabysAreTasty]

lol banana zombie XD

[mikemoos]

he reminds me of Eric from That 70s show

[hadi952]

@mikemoos i agree with you on that

[Dinoboy05]

yeah STRAW WARS!!!

[TheDarklord0211]

Wow? going onto a mountain

YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKIN STUPID!

there are no supplys up there!

you will die in a matter of weeks!

[alexgorman13]

@TheDarklord0211 With that assumption, how about this....BRING THE FUCKING SUPPLIES WITH YOU!!!! Use some common sense. If your trying to escape your probably going to be bringing as many supplies as you can carry.

[TheDarklord0211]

@alexgorman13 THEN WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN OUT!

YOUR ONLY GUNNA HAVE ANOTH FOR ABOUT A FUCK MONTH

AND WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET SOME MORE

ALMOST THE ENTIRE WORLD IS FILLD WITH JUST ZOMBIES

SO YOUR FUCKED.

IT WOULD OF BEEN EASYER TO PREPARE

AND MAKE A FUCKING SAFE HOUSE FAR AWAY WITH A BIG WALL AND A GARDEN FOR FOOD WITH A BIG PIPE LEADING TO THE SEA

AND SOMTHING TO TURN SEA WATER INTO DRINKING WATER.

[alexgorman13]

@TheDarklord0211 Thats what the supplies are for, use it to survive for a time while you make a shelter. When you run out, you'll have everything you need to survive. And lets say you do run out of supplies and don't have anymore to get out, use what you used to get to your shelter. And before you go critising me, bulk it up, make it tougher and stronger so you can sail right through that sea of zombies.

[TheDarklord0211]

@alexgorman13 -.-

realy dude? sure lets build a fucking wall that nothing can get thought AND NOTHING CAN GET OUT

YOUR BE STUCK IN A HOLE WITH NOWARE TO GO AND NOTHING TO EAT!

[freakozola21]

@TheDarklord0211 man, u suck at spelling

[TheDarklord0211]

@freakozola21 "U" is not a word. bitch.

[stephen20047]

go to 1:40 to skip the talking

[dragonslayerrolith]

FAST-----FORWARD

[MsKenf]

Wow, your screwed-ish in a outbreak 

[alexrules181]

BANANA ZOMBIE WERE ALL SCREWED!!!!!!!!

[Survivorgroup1]

@alexrules181 omfg HE NEVER SAID HOW TO KILL IT!! MY FRIEND WAS STUPID AND TRIED TO SHOOT IT!! what happened you may ask? he shot himself and turned into a bannana zombie

[alexrules181]

2:13 lol there is a dog in the backround

[dreamftails]

yes i have a question, how do you kill summoned fictional caracter zombies because ones trying to eat my door because i coated it in blood to save myself from instant annhilation

[Phelan666]

6:50 BOOMER!

[BartMcG]

was the banana zombie boris

[wwetrooper88]

PS i personally didn't like this video at all.

[wwetrooper88]

Listen to this guy during a real outbreak and your dead.

[LordReed]

When he talks about the hobo house u see a dog

[Awsomestuph]

I live in the mountains :). I've been preparing myself for the obviously to come zombie invasion since i found the zombie survival guide.

[MrNinjamonkey13]

hes not dead hes just fat

[Clavsicus]

If zombies were like this... then no one would get bitten. I would kill the whole London city by myself only with a sword lol... this is how a zombie should be:

-Bite (obvious);

-Run (but not fast and trip over a lot);

-Smartness? ur right they are not smart, but they know how to get to the other side of the fence if they see the way lol.

and more, i just can think right now xD

good video!

[Mongeran]

Nice Socks

[toyboygh]

lol straw wars

[SkatethisSkatethat]

this is wierd to ask but iv ben hearing that if you burn a leaf and the zombie smelles it they die

[bonnieleboyd13]

@SkatethisSkatethat LOL.

[MikeyearOne]

Fuck you for making lies about Crackbone. Your not funny and you never will be you try to damn hard. Do something else and quit fucking fooling yourself.

[skittlesareyum48]

lol i have that starwars vhs lol

[wordname159]

Our vei not believe that I lost my time and not have to and no action fucking know my vo faser better video - '

[mattie5949]

It sucked do not make any more it sucked that bad.

[manwalk3]

The only possible zombie outbreak is if some virus was created in some lab and that might give them the ability to run

[hockeyplaya2724]

@manwalk3 if you think that you obviously don't know much about zombies, zombie outbreaks can start from this voodoo potion thing ( I don't know much about it ) but when used on someone they start to actually become very similar to a zombie, what you said before (virus) is possible, and the last one is there is this bug that once it gets in your mind you pretty much become a zombie.

[edmund94232]

lol stev looks like my dad when he was younger.

[PsYcHoMeGaPeNgUiNfUl]

was that a real zombie?

[piewinder]

BORIS IS BANANA ZOMBIE

[jgjghgh]

is that Camels you smoke?

[mrjapbomber]

thats a air soft gun u faget

[TheWarcraftMania]

@mrjapbomber as if pointing a real gun at someones head is too much to ask

[QuickestReviews]

the only possible real zombie outbreak, would be if the rabies virus mutated, effecting the brain almost instantly after transfer of infection.

[TomWardSham]

8:30 Zombie Fail :P the big zombie tucks he t-shirt over :)

this vid is awesome

[jman0955]

like boobs or rockets lol

[SouaiYamazakiTV]

Ok I'm going to try to settle this right now...

What is and what is not a zombie:

Who gves a fuck? Their dead and either scare the shit out of us or fasinate us to the point where we look up videos like this one just cuz it has the word "zombie" or "undead" in it! LAY OFF THAT DEBATE!! ITS FREAKING ANNOYING!!!

and as for humor...who cares, you dont like it, go make your own and try to make people laugh at your humor, don't bash on others, and if you do like it, good for you, more power to ya!

[760bbgun96]

@SouaiYamazakiTV fuck u zombies pown

[TheMaxofdeath]

@SouaiYamazakiTV i give a fuck you bitch

[Titleification]

lol unfunny

[SergeantDavis24]

straw war lol!

[Killer700ful]

geyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyy



[theothercrackb0ne]

Im sorry i was so annoying stev...i was so excited when i seen you!Please forgive me...:,(

[machinamawatcher]

54 people are now zombies.

great work!

[metalcase1]

dude thanks for the tips for fighting the undead hoard i was able to make for awhile i

survived the horror

[novapwner1234567]

Shut up haters he did a great job ur just mad that he's better than u

[IChoseThisRandomly]

@novapwner1234567 fag people hate videos cuz the video is ghey net because they are jealous. and consider RACCOON CITY!!! mountain town... proving that zombies can climb. the only people who think haters are jealous are fred fans or SATAN'S MINIONS!!!

[tsundance]

what a fag and retard

[pallyking508]

he bites off of crackbone lol crackbone is more funnier

[Gigagondy]

FAT ZOMBIE HAS PADDLEBALL!!!

[520canon]

GET A HAIRVUT HIPPE.... and ty for the tips :)

[blastangelz]

THERE ISNT ANY BLOOD IN THE KNIFE DUMB ASS

[Peaceandunitymaker]

lol Bannana zombie

[legefy]

so don't shoot him! LOL

[deleon650]

i saw a doggy in the back round (: 2:14-2:18.

[SiMpLyReDiCuLoUs]

lol

[slixshoota]

why do you have a headshot of xanatos lol

[addictedtooflight]

@slixshoota who doesn't?

[AD80808]

Nice satchel! :p

[TheWarriorpin]

dude that a real knife you got and a real gun man?

[yoyoyokiller]

Why does he havea picture of Xanatoast in the back ground

[cheapa]

2:56 speakers blew out! sorry

[fireboy1937]

dude what happend to u with that rat nest in your hair

[2000sMusicSux]

the big zombie is hungry for cake

[2000sMusicSux]

fag number 4? lol

[vigi254]

That shit was funny"instead of shooting it high five him"lol

[1johnclaude]

I think it would be funny if the fat dude was still alive and bit the cameraman and is very funny

[bransumsky]

Nerds!!!!!



[kagimitsu]

Are you gayy

[mctipsandhintss]

On l4d they are not zombies they are infected

[1988delighla]

@mctipsandhintss correct :) they can climb run jump swim and some mutate

[RKftw68]

he looks like the geico caveman

[maxxkladd]

Banana ZOMBIE!!! THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WOLD!

[ultimatedorkwad]

I'm glad I'm in Utah

[alexgorman13]

You could also do the Resident Evil: Extinction move, either keep moving or have a place with a high durable fence.

[uliuli08]

how do you kill a rabbit zombie? theres like 7 of them in my backyard right now.

[hcorebabysean]

zombies cannot wield weaponry or anything in that matter. according to the Zombie Survival Guide, nor would it scream like that fat fuck

[coverman97]

you could just give the homeless dude some germ-x

[GRIZZLY1251]

a great zombie killing song is ANGEL OF DEATH BY SLAYER

[GRIZZLY1251]

yup hes flameing lol

[ROFLMONGER90]

if a person died from a headshot would they come back as a zombie??

[AxonV2]

@ROFLMONGER90 Good question, but naw he wouldn't.

[ROFLMONGER90]

@AxonV2 thanks for the answer

[Sneezebeef]

Theres a picture of Xanatos in the background

[skaiter7]

you got a steam :S?:D?

[UACmarine2O8]

You know, were you smart enough to think this is a JOKE?

Zombie's don't exist dipshit. This video was uploaded for entertainment.

[StrikeFreedom986]

2:48 "zombies cannot run"

so your telling us the zombies in left 4 dead are not zombies?

[TheBlacKoopa]

@StrikeFreedom986 exactly! They also cannot climb. I did some research and found out those are not zombies. They are people with incredibly bad stomachaches and they ate some very bad fish. All they do is want to lie down but everyone is in their way so they get angry. XD

[flumbaisk]

@StrikeFreedom986 nope they're just fictional

[SovietShaffy]

Steve had sexual relations with me.

[shwb9]

WIG what are you bald???

[Bagi100]

super video

[blackjackpizzaboy1]

that fat zombie looks like my cousin roy

[cpguygg12]

@blackjackpizzaboy1 lol you rote that fat zombie looks like my cousin roy! hahahahaha that was funneh XD :)

[shwb9]

@cpguygg12 lol you rote lol your rote that fat zombie looks like my cousin roy! hahahahaha that was funneh XD :) HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNEH XD :)

[Soupiertoaster]

lol on source mod todd you won congrats

[Penosios]

@Soupiertoaster OMG RLY?



[Zombiepull]

so..kill all Homeless will protect us befor Outbreak?? well in that case... i have work to do...

[gmodzombieteam]

dead zombie looks happy :D

[Zombiepull]

@gmodzombieteam u would happy too if u become a zombie and someone has the plesure to kills u :)

[gmodzombieteam]

@Zombiepull lol no i mean the fat zombie in the end looks happy XD

[yopirate23]

what about l4d zombies they're fast and the specials are AWSOME

[SuperFunnyvidman]

u now have no life!

[Cakevspie94]

I think that was a special kid, not a zombie

[crazy00metal]

wel, the zombies are faster now, i meen in the films, zombieland, 28 weeks later, or days) and some more

[klm20079]

@crazy00metal 28 week/ days are not zombies ;)/ zombieland not real 2 zombies walk not run

[crazy00metal]

@klm20079 yeah i know, but what's the difrent.. :D in zombieland

also infected people, but are called zombies, but what else you wanna name infected zombie look a -like human flesh eating people?

[klm20079]

@crazy00metal hmm infected are smarder then nromal zombies in zombieland dee can open a door and if you watch 28days dee are climing normale zombies can't you must read The Zombie Survival Guide ;)

sorry for my spelling i'm not english

[crazy00metal]

@klm20079

thaha it's ok, i'm not English as wel)

wel, zombies are much easyer then the infected, ooh i know, zombies: death people back alive, infected=you know):

thaha where talking like they realy exist :D

[klm20079]

@crazy00metal not realy zombes are peopel tha thave a virus that ceeps de brains work and say to the brain that youre body is oke and you can walk / zombies are not death people form grafs

[crazy00metal]

@klm20079

oooo, okaay :D

[evanoconnor3082]

lol boobs lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol

[x20mega]

sound like you are beating him u p and he is crying hard....

[darnhelm]

That big zombie laughing at you:D nice.