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  • Yeah, this sounds about right...

  • Soccer for the win! ;)

  • Soccer sucks, but it's still better than egg throw. Most people watch the super bowl for the commercials and the half time show. Only a sport as dull and brainless as that needs to attract an audience with non sport related frippery.

  • Football = world's best sport. Only north america hates it

  • @fixed11 You obviously don't live in North America.Ever heard of a little place called Mexico?Stop commenting so boldly on places you have no knowledge about.

  • This guy should talk about his speech imperilment. He also sounds like he's got a bit of to-rats.

    Tim Howard laughs at him.

  • @spiritpit That's what Canadians sound like bro.

  • IQ = -100...

    

  • ok, "soccer" sucks, but the sport of the world called FOOTBALL , not

  • I find it funny how contorted with rage the soccer fans are around here about the prospect that Americans not only don't care about soccer, but that the MLS ranks far down when it comes to professional sport here in the US. Facts are facts. Football has tradition in the US. Soccer is a FIFA imposisition on North American sports over the old NASL. Looks like our soccer loving friends need a lesson in a little concept called diversity...lol!

  • That's exactly how it appears when you have an I.Q. of 70. and that's why gridiron was invented; To entertain the weaker minded. @BigkKinny You better approve this comment for it reflect your low ratings.

  • @Elififa STFU, this guys a comedian.Apparently you have an IQ of 70 if you can't even tell he's joking.This isn't a documentary on soccer, it's standup.If you're all butt hurt that's your own problem.

    And gridiron is pure strategy, soccer is not.So soccer is for the weaker mind obviously, and it shows, even illiterate people can play and watch.That's why its so popular along with the fact that it's dirt cheap.

  • @BigkKinny That's what she said! oooh... but on a serious note, I think you have it all backwards. Football is in fact all about strategy with no time for "piss breaks" of course. FOR AN ENTIRE 45 MINUTES. There's strategy everytime a team has the ball, and they constantly have to change strategy to remain unpredictable. It takes real brain power to do that, and that's why smart Europeans play it and dumb Americans don't.This guy might be joking, but your approved audience isn't.

  • @Elififa Soccer does not rely on strategy.It relies on skills and endurance.Yeah they use strategy, but still have games that are 0-0xD.ManU's manager didn't strategize Rooney's bicycle kick.Soccer is more happenstance.

    For 45 minutes.Lol, if you can play for 45 minutes and score only once, somethings wrong with your strategy.AF players can score in a few seconds.Come on dude, if Americans are so dumb why are you on an American site?Quit your foolishness or I'll block you.

  • Retard... he had to watch some football game in parts. Backwards. In romanian. On a third copy of chineese pirate VHS. With one eye closed. And he tries to prove he gets it

  • of course socker sucks: 45 minutes without commercials: what the heck!!!

  • is this supposed to be funny?

  • @Yulimaruli hell yeah! SOCCER FUCKING SUX!

  • not funny go rip on football or some other sport i can find something more dummer then soccer this comedian and his jokes

  • Soccer fuckin sucks... im mexican by the way

  • @vikingswagg47 You're probably not even Mexican

  • RIVER WAS HERE AND HE SUCKS LOL :3

  • I stopped watching after 30secs. This shit is horrible now wonder I have never heard of this guy.. not funny at all he is probably working at mcdonalds nowadays lol.

  • soccer does stink

    

  • Greatest and most truthful video of all time

  • i guess handegg is a much better sport.

  • @nolifedotcom obviously

  • he doesn't understand that in the uk people live and breath football!

  • sooooo...... not funny!

  • Football is a ripoff of rugby they should call soccer football

  • I like soccer but not love it but hes a dickbrAindevil

  • whos this douchebag??.. is not even funny..

  • fuck you dick head , soccer is beast , not like hand egg

  • @granturismo5101 Fuck Handegg, for being stupid and irrelevant.

  • @Hammerhook12 wow, handegg is a stupid name and fuck you, football is more fun to me and succer is more fun to you, to me succer sucks dick

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  • @granturismo5101 handegg is a good name, been used before and will be used again till when we find a reasonable name for american football.

    To me handegg sucks fucking shit.

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  • @Hammerhook12 "To me handegg sucks fucking shit" sounds like shit but it is the truth!

  • @granturismo5101 There wouldn't be any problem well maybe on this video there would be(because he rants about football).

    If the stupid Americans could think of an own name for handegg. And not just steal it because they think their better. And also not go ahead and call football SOCCER! America thinks they can change the world. Well they are not gonna touch football.

  • @Jumper76Anton fuck you, the british have soccer, the Americans have football. Both of us have the best sports, but I like FOOTBALL better then soccer

  • @Jumper76Anton Dude chill the fuck out asshole. The british have soccer ad we have football. OH and for the last time, IT'S A FUCKING NAME, IT'S NOTHING TO CRY ABOUT, JEEZ. I just like football and do you know what I hate. I hate assholes who come into a soccer sucks video and constantly dissing people

  • @granturismo5101 We don't have soccer you named it soccer that's the problem.

    Americans just gave football another name to make their own sport better.

    That's why the Europeans cry about it.

  • @Jumper76Anton It doesnt matter anymore. The name is stuck. You can't change it

  • @granturismo5101 For people in America yeh. We won't stop calling it football.

  • @Jumper76Anton

    Soccer is a British term, that is almost as old as the sport itself. Go educate yourself!

  • @eaglemonty05 THANK YOU. I can't explain how many ppl I know who don't know that

  • @eaglemonty05 English Term 

  • spastic jokes about a sport that rules the world.... Handegg aka american football sugs and NO ONE GIVES A SHITE!!! 

  • baseball,hit a ball and run,soccer is the most popular sport on earth

  • What an idiot. if anybody on the field can score then why does MAN UTD dominate the english premiership. BARCELONA dominate the spanish leagure, BAYERN MUNICH dominate the german league and RANGERS and CELTIC dominate the scottish league.

  • your jokes suck

  • Is this guy seriously a comedian?

  • NFL? You run. You catch it.

    Name one sport that doesn't use this same model

  • @SuperCorey95 Golf. I wouldnt consider it a sport though..

  • ok so i live in canada and ppl actually watch soccer unlike in america

  • He already lost my attention at "it's as big as Paris Hilton's vagina".

  • @granturismo5101

    it sounds so easy doesn't it...

    yet despite it's apparent simplicity the USA to date haven't won a World Cup despite over 80 years of trying...

    Fail.

  • @supahdupahguy81 I keep trying to tell you about the diving.

  • @supahdupahguy81 Hey, I am from America and do u think I care about the USA soccer team

  • Im a goalkeeper and Im American I LOVE FOOTBALL!

  • The World loves "soccer" as the US calls it.

    Also known as "the beautiful game".

  • @Dathletez13 The US isn't the only country that calls it soccer. That term is used Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. Also, the British invented the name soccer, not the US.

  • @granturismo5101 then tell me why soccer is the most popular sport in the world dumb motherfucker

  • @regulator732k because faggots like you are pussies and not men to watch football, fuck you

  • @granturismo5101 football is so boring all u do is throw the ball and run and you dont even need any skill soccer you do you need to have ball control and shots and alot more and soccer has way more fans and you can talk shit when football is played worldwide to bad its not lol and soccer is played worldwide for your information and the only country football is really popular is usa and soccr is not boring look up freestyle soccer on youtube im just sayin soccer will always be better sport

  • You know the Seattle Sounders? They're a football (soccer) club, right. And on their badge, it says "Seattle Sounders F.C." even though Americans call it "soccer." That proves that the sport is called football.

  • @JoeytheDon1000

    in america its called soccer because we have a stupid useless football that makes no sence you dont even kick it american football makes no sence

    not everyone is the same america can be different

  • and the crowd goes MILD!!!!

  • Soccer is terrible.

  • Soccer sucks!

  • soccer is like sex, take time to arrive the orgasm and then you say GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!­!!

  • Soccer is the king of the sports in the entire world except canada and usa. Some people can´t play soccer cause is a new sport for them, just see MESSI play...

  • @Alexisnavarro Who cares dude ... runing after a ball isnt cool. Not to mention how fagy the players act ... tehy call it a mansports even though every 1 acts like a gay. Don't let me start on the american version of football ... Fucking gorilaz making full body contact ... cant get more gay than that ... DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

  • @granturismo5101 And skills which require SKILL unlike any other sport, I bet your fat as fuck

  • @InterZilla oh hell no I am like 105 lbs you faggot and I bet your a stupid fucker

  • @granturismo5101 all thats in football is throwing an egg, all thats in basketball is shooting a ball, all thats in baseball is hitting a ball with a bat. Please come up with a better argument

  • most boring sport ever 

  • @granturismo5101 uhh ignorant moron, american football is not football, ITS HANDBALL, the shape of the ball is not round, and they only use their hands except 1 time in 3 hours, a guy comes up the field and kicks the ball once, ITS HANDball ;)

  • @DKIBMS don't fucking insult football it's better than soccer and the name soccer is ver very gay. and guess what they use their fucking feet a lot and there is 3 types of ways to play and in soccer there is... hmmmmm let's see, ONE! In football there is defense, offense, and ST. Try and guess what ST means. and who cares if it's called handball, it's way better than succer

  • @granturismo5101 hahaha sure it numnuts, all you do is sit on a bench for 90% of the game and drink bud and fart XD. your football is not even a decent sport, its basically a bunch of dudes charging each other and doggpiling on whoever has the ball. oh yeah and off course slapping each other on the ass -.-. either run with an egg, charge and doggpile or kick 1 time, the rest is sitting on the bench. not a thinking man's game, but soooooooo american XD

  • @DKIBMS fuck you and your sport. all you do in soccer is kick. In football you throw, run, KICK and who gives a fuck about the name, soccer sounds very very gay like you. and plus, I don't fucking drink or fart, i bet you do when ou watch your gay sport. Plus the players don't drink beer during the game, they drink Gatorade, They kick alot also, soccer is for pussies who don't want to get roughed up by getting tackled by a 300 pounder. Btw A football looks nothing like an egg!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @granturismo5101 noooooo, in football you tacke for 4 sec and then you sit on your ass, hahah sure it sounds gay, the name was invented by americans, the king of gays XD (or rather say the queen hahahah). sure they drink gatorade, thats why they doggpile on everyone with the ball (dogpiling and slapping each other pretty much happens when your drunk, im sure you do that a lot too :D). and no, football requires intelligence, strategy, where your handball is basically a lifesized pong :D

  • @granturismo5101 and dumbass if you want a rough sport try rugby, american handball is the pussy version of rugby, come to think of it, you stole rugby and added more protection cuz your to scared to get beaten up XD. loser

  • @DKIBMS FUCK YOU

  • @granturismo5101 no, FUCK YOU, the only reason why your mad is cuz you know im right and your an inbred redneck, try learning something about the rest of the world idiot (y)

  • @DKIBMS I am not an inbred redneck, Rednecks gross me out like you for being a dick, you should have watched the NFL games yesterday watch highlights of the games Ravens vs. Patriots 2012 and Giants vs. 49ers 2012 championship games. oh and FUCK YOU >:|

  • @granturismo5101 no thank you, i have better things to do than sit for 3 hours watching steroid infused wannabe athletes charge the shit out of each other. real athletic performance (FC Barcelone vs Real Madrid) bang. sure your not a redneck, go by the krick and pass a botlle of 40 round

  • @DKIBMS Just do it, it's not 3 hours of your life, it's 6 minutes and it comes down to the last second, oh and I had a survey at school and 20 people were in it. I had 3 categories and Soccer got 1 vote and Both got 4 and football got 15 so hahahahahahaha. And I don't fucking drink you asshole. oh about the last second the Super Bowl is in a few weeks and it's the biggest sporting event in the world. And football players are more athletic than your soccer pussies, so FUCK YOU

  • @granturismo5101 sure it is numnuts, off course everyone in your school chooses football, your all born and raised in the same retarted country XD, dumbass. yes you do drink, come on now, admitting is the first step to the cure :D. and no dumbass the biggest sporting event in the world is the real football world cup (1.1 billion viewers), but offcourse a redneck doesnt understand that, he thinks the US IS the entire world hahaha, have fun staring at a boring game for 3 hours for a week or so XD

  • @granturismo5101 and no, handball players are not more athletic, they are bigger, which makes sense considering the US is the country with the largest obesity ratio, even its players are fat as hell XD

  • @DKIBMS let's see QB's weigh like 200 to 220lbs RB's weigh 185 to 225lbs WR's weigh 175 to 230lbs and RB's are like 5'9 most of the time

  • @granturismo5101 your point being? defensive players have beerguts, FACT!

  • @DKIBMS Besides some linebackers and CB's and Safties

  • P.S. You wouldn't be making fun of football if you'd heard of the Hillsborough disaster. Nearly 100 people died, and you still make fun of football. Shame on you. We actually show sympathy and respect to the people who died, not make fun of stands falling down.

  • @JoeytheDon1000 agreed 100%.

  • Also, he can't say football goals are huge. American "Football" goals are the size of a house.

  • What is this "soccer" you speak of? This is PROPER FOOTBALL, the most watched and most popular sport on the planet. In American "Football" (otherwise known as Gay Rugby) they rarely use their feet.

  • @granturismo5101 "plus the names are more interesting like Redskins an Seahawks, not just like the London"??? HUH? There is no team called London - anything....

  • @Rao665 How would you know if the names are more intresting if you do not know the names of any football(soccer) teams?

  • @CieNzY huh? what the fuck are you talking about?

  • @Rao665 Shut up.

  • @CieNzY suck your mothers dick.

  • @Rao665 I would but your mother is already sucking mine.

  • @CieNzY can't get your dick suck when your busy sucking your mother's dick. Or how about mine for a change? I know, how about you show that cute little ass of yours.

  • @Rao665 What are you the 40 year old virgin who sits on porn all day and tries convince little girls that your room is a sweet shop, really you faggit get a life.

  • @CieNzY damn that's so random. what are you smoking other than your mother's dick? you went from soccer videos to 40 year old virgins and pedophilia. Now we know where YOUR mind is.

  • Pobres gringos, menos idea de el mundo esta gente xD

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  • ok so what sport does canada have? they dont have a proper soccer team, cant even call them in cricket, hockey??? hmmmm understand he's just doing his job, but dont make yourself and others look like idiots while doing it...smh @ this guy

  • Hockey > soccer

  • wow it's astonishing how many retards have watched this video and commented on it

  • typical simple minded American go back to your spandex sports

  • @kakapopopipi1

    He's Canadian, dumbass.

  • amazing how narrowminded some people are. Also the things people will say to get a laugh is pathetic. why can't people just see that ALL sports require skill, just play the fucking sport you love and accept different people may play other sports, like a bunch of fucking kids bickering like this, fucking pathetic.

  • This is why i hate my country

  • @COLLKERTvids Why? Canada isn't a horrible country.

  • soccer (football) require SKILL unlike BASKETBALL or AMERICAN SO CALLED FOOTBALL. FUCKING AMERICANS HITLER SHOULDVE KILLED YOU ALONG WITH THE JEWS.

  • @VoidMuffin By American you mean Canadian right?This guy isn't from the US. Sorry, try senselessly bashing America some other time.

  • @VoidMuffin LOL! man, do you take the Retard cake. seriously, EPIC FAIL on so many levels for so many different reasons

  • @VoidMuffin exactly my point u need skill 2 play soccer and its the best sport ever an dalways will be

  • @VoidMuffin haha fail. Oh yeah thats sorta wrong and you'll probably burn in hell for that so yeah have a good eternity ass wipe.

  • stupid idiot.

  • Still the most popular sport on Earth ;P

  • i would of shoot your ass punk and by the way is not soccer, its football

  • @youngbayz no its soccer

  • @BrackusStudley2nd Actually you're wrong, XD. British created FOOTBALL (that thing you call Soccer), and only Canada, Australia and USA call it SOCCER, while the REST of the world call it Football, and that thing YOU call Football, we call it AMERICAN football. Or handegg.

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  • you suck

  • everything sounds dumb if you say it like this.

  • this is so funny xD .... football (soccer) is still the best sport in the world tho :)

  • /watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo

  • i love football (soccer) but i got to admit this is funny!!

  • Goalies have it tough

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  • By the way, Football(or soccer) is the most popular sport on the face of the earth. So when you call soccer fans stupid you are saying that most of the world is stupid and you are the only person who has a brain.

  • @bjjchampion it was just a joke don't be so defensive.

  • First it's played by FOOT. And it's a BALL. So it's logical to call it FOOTBALL. On the other hand, American FOOTBALL isn't played by FOOT. And there is no BALL in it. It's as stupid as calling sunglasses a lightbulb :-S.

  • Football > Handegg

  • this guy only wishes he got a chance to score on Paris Hilton's vagina.

  • His reasons:

    1) Size of the net

    2) Goalkeeper

    3) 0-0 games

    4) Dives (In which apparently players say "ow" and automatically they broke a leg

    5) Penalties?

    All great reasons to hate football. NOT!

  • that wanna be comedian is just jealus because he cant play soccer

  • ur mom suks bitch

  • I was watching a football match last night. FA CUP, MANCHESTER CITY VS MAN UNITED. Fking great game, and ive seen some brilliant Champions league matches already this year. Surerly more to come, so you guys can STFU. FOOTBALL IS KING.

  • What's soccer? I only know FOOTBALL

  • funny how football is the sports the majority of the world. and american handegg is pretty much only played in america.

  • @secretlad

    "and american handegg is pretty much only played in america"

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  • @richard1972r

    watch?v=NTIlZoGp68I

    lets get real. all them countries aside america dont take it serious. yeah, they play it.. but none of them really give a fuck how they do. by the way did i see 8 teams in the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP? EIGHT FUCKING TEAMS? in the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ? shit... i bet more people play cricket or rugby in them nations than they do play american football.

  • @secretlad

    You said no one else play it but the US, not that other countries play but they don't take it seriously. No use to back pedal your comments now. This is barely the fourth American football WC. The first WC only had 6 participants, this year has 8. It's growing slow, but gowing none the less.It doesn't have a long history of international play like cricket or rugby, so of course it's not as big as them yet, don't be stupid and get over your little dick rage against AF.

  • @richard1972r no matter how much time AF gets it will never become as big as soccer, and alot of that is because of the equitment needed to play it. the population of alot of countries that play soccer (mainly the african nations, south american, eastern European) cant afford to buy pads, helmets and tights and all the training equipment just to play a sport. american football will only ever be first sport, or even a popular sport in 1st world or rich nations. no matter how much time its given.

  • @secretlad

    Never said that it would. However, that's just your wishful thinking. But again, this was just to correct you on your ignorant ass claim that this game is only played here. Now you think you know how serious these other countries take the game after just learning that they play it too just to avoid the little fact that you made an ass of yourself.

  • @richard1972r WOW... You're pathetic.

  • @Hammerhook12

    I'm not the one foaming at the mouth like a rabid raccoon over a comediat making fun of your game.

  • @richard1972r No, but you're foaming at the mouth like a rabid raccoon over some of comments here, defending American football on a video that's making fun of soccer aka the real football.

  • @Hammerhook12

    Really? Correcting idiotic claims is now "foaming at the mouth"? How do you call taking a piss on American football when the guy doesn't even mention it? He's not even American, he's Canadian. So why not take a piss on hockey? Where did all this little dick rage against AF come from? Let's talk the pathetic aspect of that.

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  • @richard1972r "foaming at the mouth" was your words which I used against you.

    Lay off the drugs, Richard, they are making you stupid and paranoid

  • @Hammerhook12

    Yes, genius. I realized your lack of originality that much. The question is how does that apply to me when I was correcting some pretty ignorant claims? Take your own advice and lay off whatever is that you are smoking. Maybe then you'll make some sense.

  • @richard1972r

    ok. are you a virgin or a girl?.. it's gotta be one of these two options.

    please help.

  • @Hammerhook12

    Don't get your hopes up because I am not interested in you, weirdo. Speaking of help, get some.

  • @richard1972r

    So girl it is. I'm actually quite good looking. A tall blond blue eyed European stud is what I am. How about you, sugar?

  • @Hammerhook12

    Go back to troll class, you obivously flunked. And when I said not interested, I meant I don't belong to your gay kind. But since you are soccer fan, your faggotry is understandable..

  • @richard1972r I never went to any troll class.

    So now you're telling me aren't a girl.. are you sure?

  • @Hammerhook12

    LMAO! Wow, you really got nothing else, do you?

  • @richard1972r what should I come with?

    I know this "richard" username is deceiving and that you're actually a girl.

    Do I need anything else?

    I'm available but I sense you don't like me.. So.. fair enough.

  • @Hammerhook12

    Yes, you need to sit down and read about 100 normal people responses anywhere on youtube and reflect on everything you have said here so far. It'll be alright once you realise how much of an assclown you made of yourself.

  • @richard1972r Hang on... you were the spastic who made fun of a sentence you made "foaming at the mouth" which I used against you. An epic fail. And then slandered me for not being original. So I naturally concluded you are either a virgin or a girl.

    You are even so pathetic you take time to plus up and down the comments you like and dislike lol

  • @Hammerhook12

    Just wondering, how much lead paint chips you ate as a toddler? I know this is going to be difficult for your braindead self to understand, so let's take this on easy steps:

    I'm the one who made the "foaming at the mouth" comment first and you were the dumb dick who replied using the same comment.

    So taking that into account, you were the one being unoriginal for using the same comment I used first. So naturally, you would be slandered as such. Did you get all this?

  • @Hammerhook12

    Part 2

    So, if you reached a conclusion about my gender and virginity status by that massive display of missing grey matter of a theory, then you need to look in a mirror for epic fail. You must be some kind of experiment in artificial retardness.

    And you are actually making an issue out of thumbs up/down? What are you, 8? Who does that here but pre-puberty dorks with self-esteem issues? Talk about pathetic.

  • @richard1972r saying noone played it adside america wasnt to be taken as literal or serious as you are. and making it your only valid point in the argument. so sorry, i stand corrected. what i was meant to say was, very few if any nations considers AF a popular sport and there are many other sports in the nations that played in the AF world championship that was more popular than AF, including cricket and rugby. and in my humble opinion, AF will not grow to be a popular sport worldwide in future

  • @secretlad

    Of course what someone as uneducated as you would say is not to be taken serious, and yes, you stand corrected. Sure, now try to change what you meant after already falling flat on your face. Don't get bitter now because you were shown the kind of ignorant ass that you are. It's so ea