Zo's Toilet Tutorial

[Amann0407]

ahahahah! subscribed! This is the second video I've seen of yours tonight. Guess I know what I'll be watching the rest of the week. :D

[marcopolaroids]

I've been watching your videos. BAs in both Political Science and Film. African-American Male and stand-up comic. Here are some recommendations,

Work on camera cutting and feel comfortable in front of camera. You have an anxious head nod, and talk upon several tangents. This can lose your audience's focus.

I recommend scripting your words and only go to your leisure freestyles when you're with a guest. When shifting a topic's details, cut to a relevant clip and overlap your voice.

[senorsmoke029]

Very, very, not funny.

[Michelle062970]

My son and I actually used this tutorial last week when we were staying at Motel 6 in St Charles Missouri. Couldn't figure out why the toliet wouldn't flush and kept running. Because the water wasn't filling up quickly. I showed this video to my son. LOL! He loved it. He was like, that's right mom! TOLD YOU!!

[ennoidyam]

If the bowl is the American government, would my ass be China?

[kmdilli]

I've been saying ZO FOR PRESIDENT for quite awhile now...

By the way, I'm white. Just thought I'd mention that because every time I answer NO to "did I vote for B. Obama", I'm accused of being WHAT??? RACIST? YUP, thats what- RACIST.

I already have a couple of slogans ready if ZO can be convinced to go for it!

[SeaWolfe59]

Zo is the man.

[DammitDrag]

ZO FOR PRESIDENT !!

[nannyberries]

What an analogy. Your a trip. A good trip.

[000MrAnderson]

Keep up the good work Zo.

[geekworks]

Nice work zo! Too bad pelosi had her head in the crapper when she gave us obamacare!!!

[ZoozaTheBink]

Arrrg. lol. Did I catch a reference at the end to Herman Cain's 999 plan? :D

[SilverlonewolfX]

I never knew the toilet would ever have so many educational points in politics.

[scoutxlt]

One of the best "how to's" I"ve seen in a long time... the metaphor is not lost on Conservatives who GET IT... somehow though, I suspect the Libs who DON'T will not get either...

[weseyedwalk]

Herman Cain!!

[toddweller]

What a perfect metaphor! Zo, you're the best!

[cowboytim98]

How often do ya hear a Black guy say "crikey"? Total awesomeness.

[Bdawgfl1]

This is awesome.

[mrbadx19]

too true, excellent video, should be made standard viewing material for congress! maybe they would understand this! ^5!!!!!

[moondog1997]

"...Influshin, HEHnahahah" you are the best

[Blueeagleprod]

I remember this from several years ago. Still good.

[ironhorsetamer]

How about if they just spend 10% less? or 20% less? or 40% less? Maybe if they cut military spending by not buying things the military doesn't even want, or cut social spending on deadbeats, we could have a healthy economy.

[augustc4]

@ironhorsetamer Let's just keep it simple and get back to first principles. The government should not be a part of anything that the framers didn't intend. Sure, you're right technically, but cutting 10% 20% or 30% funding for a worthless program means we're still wasting money on that program.

[LisaJMoore]

Love it ZO......you are so right.....:)

[captianusa]

The only thing missing is a picture of Obama under the seat lid.

[simwrangler]

4 people is full of crap.

[tracycolorado]

the more they get , the more they spend

[ElleEmBee67]

Zo, my plumber husband would give you a thumbs up!

[MWFrontier]

Zo, this was a great vid' and analogy, but you could have whacked a hole in one if Joe the PLumber could have been standing next to you shaking his head in agreement w/ what you were saying. Ha!!! Good Work!

[wingnut4427]

People who Dislike this .. have their heads in the crapper. 

[annglamgal]

"Influshin'" - LOL!

[mebeanonymousonytube]

A toilet tutorial S*** Who'd a thunk? Maybe you could let us know why the other hand is on the supply valve!

[MWFrontier]

@mebeanonymousonytube Ha! Very Observant!

[Blastaarrocks]

This is the most brilliant piece of economics I have ever seen! Let's teach this in our schools!!

[jessicaann14]

I will post this on facebook! :D Thank you!

[creationistcat]

Your totally right about diss excessive taxing, Zo! Especially since taxes are lower across da board den dey've been for da past 50 years and Obama has yet to raise da taxes even once. Not like our hero Reagan, who raised taxes over thirteen times... - Creationist Cat

[BillMonarch]

@creationistcat Hold on there, Cat. Obama maybe hasn't raised the income tax rates, but let's take a look at his record on taxes. He's created new taxes through ObamaCare and the scamulus, fought for the elimination of certain tax credits that benefit a large number of middle class Americans, fought for Cap and Trade, and the "global citizen" has fought for subjecting us to global taxes for UN pet projects. He didn't need to raise income taxes; he just created new ones to kill us.

[BillMonarch]

@creationistcat Not to mention, you need Congress to get behind a tax increase in order to do it. Obama's party lost Congress in 2010, and Congress was tied up for a year debating ObamaCare when the Dems controlled it. Reagan's "tax increases" were a compromise with a Democratic Congress in exchange for a promise of spending cuts, just like the '86 amnesty was in exchange for border security. The latter never happened on either, so it goes to show, you can't compromise with Democrats.

[frogsoda]

@creationistcat Da probem wit da demecrats iz de ownly lissen ta won sied a de storey. de ar vury sulectf abowt whut day no.

[bananapooptime]

@frogsoda im pretty sure im stupid-er now that i have read your comment...why do u type like that lol

[frogsoda]

@bananapooptime I was openly mocking creationstcat's comment above.

[bananapooptime]

@frogsoda LOL my bad

[frogsoda]

@bananapooptime No Worries. It was meant to shave off a few IQ points. But I'm sure you will recover quickly. ;)

[danielvincentkelley]

You're right about the problem being over seas spending. 9/11 was a policing issue. The Taliban had actually offered to turn Bin Laden over to the US in 2001. Bush CHOSE war. The government isn't just overspending, they're doing massive murder and crime generally, massive corruption with tax money. The spending situation has been intentionally manufactured to impose economic catastrophe, mass murder by economic hardship, weakening humanity toward easy manipulation and massive destruction.

[Omnicronimous]

Excellent video. Favorited.

[Tzunamii777]

A metaphore to last the ages. Keep it commin Zoe!

[ik04]

Crappy video!  Thanks!

[beyondalohas]

Zo... why not tattoo Scambamas face on the toilet seat? thats also fitting !!!

[ABGAN100]

I hope your point is a flat tax ether by consumption or income. and not an increase of taxes by 10% like a vat tax added on to current tax rates, and will never fill the bool without reducing spending and allowing the bool to fill faster than it is emptying.

[TBustah]

@ABGAN100 Trust me, he means a 10% flat, not on top of existing income tax.

It's kind of his thing.

[goYankees19]

I-AM-LOADED-WITH-CRAP...that pretty funny, dude...great video.

[3martijns]

I remember this from 2 years ago.

Whole Lot More obama Crap since.

[comcam]

that was actually very profound...wow...good job bro

[ionekoa]

love it!

[Supermassively]

You're right, Zo. The American government is great... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

[regelemihai]

Absolutely brilliant Zo. I remember watching it a while back if I'm not mistaken.

[jarbon5]

Makes a whole lot of sense, which is what our government doesn't like to do, things that makes sense:(

[screwypuppy]

The Government always seems to be "flush" with money.

[stanparrish1]

Influshion. That was great. Love the analogy. People are the tank where all the work gets done. The bowl is the government full of crap. LOL

[bayushizero]

Sweet... I always loved your old intro, Zo. Sick bass line there.

Thanks for the blast from the past.

[plumberx]

Lol. I feel ya. PlumberX

[TangoCharlie3]

Re-upload, right? Or have you just described this before?

[Nixmix24]

@TangoCharlie3 Re-upload for sure. Still love it.

[karozans]

I never thought that the government was like a toilet.

I am going to go eat a load of Taco Bell and show them what I think.

[AirForcedude5]

@karozans LOL

[veraciousx77]

@karozans: HAHAHAHAHA!!! thats great