@Jokerhamil Somewhere along the way on this road called life, we took a wrong turn, no matter the enjoyable distractions that presented themselves on the way, we followed our path. A justified ideal, a conceited thought, a prestigious award, and thoughtful friend. No good sir, I know not how you ended up here, neither am I aware how I share the same fate as you, but know this; whatever folly or stark opposition has presented itself through life, I am glad to be here, wherever we may be.
@ChelleFallensnow You are watching Professor Utonium eat a pea as his face is being threatened by a modified blow drier held by a vindictive Harold Smith as BillieJean, (performed by Michael Jackson) is being played in the background.
The story of Jared the Pea; Jared was a happy little pea growing up and hadn't a care in the world. Then Jared and A many other peas his age were taken forcefully from their families. They were packaged and shipped off. He was eventually taken out of the package only to face a worse time. He was being forced to be eaten by a professor with a blow drier to his head. He was chewed for several minutes and never swallowed.
people who disliked this...Seriously...WTF DID YOU EXPECT?
ZanethCraft 20 hours ago
WOW. Nobody is gonna comment on him screaming SWALLOW IT at 2:20?
RIP Headphone Users.
Adminvalid 1 day ago
Watched this so much that "Eat your pea professor.... *dramatic music* EAT IT!" now feels like the actual intro to the song
ParasiticFlame 2 days ago
This is definitely the best one of these things I've seen!
ChaosLordofAWESOME 3 days ago
Well, he stuffed his mouth with a goddamn pea. What?
drunkenunicornie 5 days ago
SKYRIM
ScreamingAtOwls 1 week ago
FUCK AMERICA
TheTerroristsRule 1 week ago
that sound nasty chew who agrees
skullkiller53 1 week ago
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
StuartTheScot74 2 weeks ago
How can one pea take up that mutch room in his mouth?
Terezi813 2 weeks ago
96 people can't eat a pea in 2 and a half minutes
omega7932 2 weeks ago
4 in the morning...and I'm watching a man struggle to finish a pea.
Jezzum mcgee, my life, my choices....
NacodaLupine 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
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lol at how one pea filled his mouth
WWEGalaxyHQ 2 weeks ago
You gotta be a master at savoring your food for that long.
NintyFan56 2 weeks ago
Im sorry but this fits almost perfectly lol most of these type of videos do
UltimateAverageJoes 2 weeks ago
IDEA, play this with Guile's theme.
WhyUFmad 2 weeks ago
Random guy shouting SWALLOW IT! Outta nowhere! LOLZ XD :D
scavenger270 3 weeks ago 2
That's one big pea!
MrKobraful 3 weeks ago
I seriously cracked up the whole vid
DarrenBunt 3 weeks ago
Sounds like it fits to me! lol
1Zizz1 3 weeks ago
so worth the 3 and a half minutes!
123BabyVal 3 weeks ago
lol what the hell !!!
1dorcie 3 weeks ago
1:53 me: :D<(HAHAHAHA!!!)
ilikeGorillaz1 4 weeks ago
Holy crap the guy in the red suit came out of no where saying "SWALLOW IT!!"
KokuroUchiha 1 month ago
;_; why!!
MultiRebax 1 month ago
strangely fitting?
thatpiganut 1 month ago
LMAO
CarlaIsThatShitx3 1 month ago
I'm afraid to tell you that MJ fits with anything.
Mantis47 1 month ago
lol
Bill52ism 1 month ago
This moment and episode is on right now. I'm watching the episode. Who else is now.
VegaStarAngel 1 month ago
This show still shows Boomerang and plus they don't have enough room on Cartoon Network that's why they moved the really old shows over to Boomerang.
You guys should have Boomerang on either Comcast or Verizon or maybe Dish Network.
ihavefaith4ever 1 month ago
errr......
MrMegaMorshu 1 month ago
you know its a seriously intense situation when u have to choose between eating ur pea and getting blasted with hot air
PowerPuffGirl948 1 month ago
this music fits very well actually
DeathTheFreakingKid 1 month ago
This was freaking intense first time I saw it.
Good times.
SHARDK2 1 month ago
SWALLOW IT! xD
GlitterMySparkalz 1 month ago
@GlitterMySparkalz That's what she said.
maxbartlett 3 days ago
pretty neat awesome face he got there
pollygodiz 1 month ago
Oddly enough, I think its actually fitting music...
adrenalinek1ck 1 month ago 20
SWALLOWIT!
DarkFilter612 1 month ago
--__--
RATABLANKERO 1 month ago
I can't stop laughing!!! LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL
XxxmoziexxX 1 month ago
How does the pea fill his entire mouth? XD
superpikachu11 1 month ago
EAT IT OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH A HAIR DRYER!!!
Sealord75369 1 month ago
I miss this show....
leadleg 1 month ago
@leadleg be a brony!
infinitexpmax 1 month ago
I like peas...
ak74u4thewin 1 month ago
I've watched this so many times now that the song is actually very fitting.
TheSnarfy 1 month ago
I thought the song fit rather well
RascalyWabit 1 month ago
I always thought he looked like Samurai jack
phinitht 1 month ago
"SWALLOW IT!" hehe... "Who wants desert?" hehehehe...
afrogurly 1 month ago
This song was strangely fitting...
afrogurly 1 month ago
"SWALLOW IT!"
Hahaha... That's what she said.
abc123s100 1 month ago
i think the pea reproduced itself, maybe thats why he is eating it for over one minute...
AmigopenDaZe 1 month ago
As soon as you hear the drums, you know shits GOIN DOWN!
DarkFilter612 1 month ago
good sir u fail this is fitting music bnnothabha unfitting ahdjsa
DanceingInTheShadow 1 month ago
am i the only one who thinks this sounds so wrong? xD
Kittylikeboys428 1 month ago
rectangle face
XVIChrisXVI 1 month ago
SWALLOW IT!......that is clearly what he said
sprtsfanatic1 1 month ago 3
my dick brought me here. wait what?
severuxtrololo 1 month ago
press 3 for some fun
Xssam11 1 month ago
I find this really fitting
Mr12KABOOM 1 month ago
out of chicken better eat my own pea
fwego123 1 month ago
great trollface
mattbell888 1 month ago
Thats one big ass pea. what has he got like a slug in his mouth?
SuperSims3Expert 1 month ago 2
How is this unfitting????
Destroyer629 1 month ago
SWALLOW IT
Cha0sLord93 1 month ago
i started at minecraft recipes? o_O
KinGxInFeRnO 1 month ago
JUBILATIONS BROUGHT ME HERE. OH DEAR GOD. W H Y.
hilariouswar 1 month ago
i actually found it funny :L
asdgasdf2323 1 month ago
All that for a pea...
oOxKatieKatxOo 1 month ago
What am I doing with my life?
Jokerhamil 1 month ago 180
@Jokerhamil making choclate pudding
wiccanXexodus 1 month ago
@Jokerhamil Somewhere along the way on this road called life, we took a wrong turn, no matter the enjoyable distractions that presented themselves on the way, we followed our path. A justified ideal, a conceited thought, a prestigious award, and thoughtful friend. No good sir, I know not how you ended up here, neither am I aware how I share the same fate as you, but know this; whatever folly or stark opposition has presented itself through life, I am glad to be here, wherever we may be.
hoganx91 3 weeks ago 7
@Jokerhamil Magic *snort *snort!
alexcandy1411 3 weeks ago
@Jokerhamil Wow I love your user name!!
HamillJoker 3 weeks ago
Geez he's really chewing that pea consistently.
robertsfunny1995 1 month ago
1:53 made me lose it
waffleboy81 1 month ago
EAT YOUR PEE PROFESSOR!!!
webcroncrew 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
SWA- back to professor eating.
spyr099 1 month ago
99:99
haxforpax 1 month ago
OH GOD THE HORROR
PointsofData 1 month ago
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MARY-ANNE!!
KirbyOnCronic 1 month ago
It takes me 1 hour to put the pea in my mouth sadly so i could never pull this off
Thetwingamers1 1 month ago 52
As soon at the music started I started laughing like crazy..and how big is that pea in his mouth?
HetaliaGina37 2 months ago
I miss this show soooo much... as well as my innocence - "EAT IT!" OMG hahaha :D
0sexiest0nerd0 2 months ago
that is the biggest fucking pea
jamisucks 2 months ago
i like pom
MrMrmister1997 2 months ago
My jaws fucking hurt from laughing hysterically the entire 2 minutes and almost 30 seconds. XD
Fgsfds1995 2 months ago
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ SWALLOW IT GOD DAMNIT
LemonSector 2 months ago
YOU CAN EAT THE PEAS OUT OF MY SHIT
Theraclese 2 months ago
Misleading title it is totally fitting music!
LoganTehKiller 2 months ago
Why did I watch the whole thing1?!!?
DCMPdotcom 2 months ago
Smosh refrence; Anthony: hey ian i just found a video of a guy eating a p(interupted)Ian: NO GOG NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
lilpapi71 2 months ago
the pea says he is the one :D
TheCeleryPerson 2 months ago
random ;0;
BlueBunny01025 2 months ago
How long does it take to chew up a single pea?!
TheOlympianstudios 2 months ago
Best weird ass video of the day.
NiHuWi 2 months ago
Close your eyes and listen to him eat the pea then the dude say
"SWALLOW ET"
What do you see?
OscuroZero 2 months ago
@OscuroZero rape
tophbeifong004 2 months ago
pea sex
Ultra24K 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
xD
justlittledude 2 months ago
To keep you guys entertained:
SWALLOW IT SWALLOW IT SWALLOW IT
BrokenDreamzLOL 2 months ago
SWALLOW IT
RPGarrysmod 2 months ago
its sure taking a long time to eat that pea.
kmoss1122 2 months ago
I love Peas
JimmyThaCrazy 2 months ago
The title did not lie
MrMafro 2 months ago
LMFAO ...
Jesiasan 2 months ago
i never swallowed it
troopman4 2 months ago
one pea makes his cheeks puff up that much?
grayfox311 2 months ago
The SWALLOW IT scared the shit out of me.
forerolero 2 months ago
i swallow it
mlaks81 2 months ago
wow this is my favorite
mlaks81 2 months ago
this video is wierd, perfect
werty2238 2 months ago
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3391 people ate the pea.
Ultrasteel 2 months ago
3391 people the pea
Ultrasteel 2 months ago
88 people had to SWALLOW IT!
lol5776 2 months ago
88 people didn't eat their peas
gimminigasm 2 months ago
Imagine how long it will take him to eat pizza.
Ninjaman349 2 months ago
can you imagine how long it takes him to eat steak?
john70jake 2 months ago
this video is sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pregnantwalrusLULZ 2 months ago
i always used to think as a kid this was named Jillie Bean
hooversom 2 months ago
the music was pretty fitting :P
hooversom 2 months ago
i think you meant very fitting music
MagicalWafflez 2 months ago
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MARIAN!!
GrandmasterDevo 2 months ago
On 0:45 that's what she said! GREEN!
lexzexfangirl292 2 months ago
This is somewhat fitting
TrogtorEnt 3 months ago
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MoaDoSpaghetti 3 months ago
Big Pea...
Scyther211 3 months ago
was i the only one that thought this shit was intense as a kid
icedanddiced 3 months ago 50
@icedanddiced Are we the only ones who find this shit intense now?
ArmoredScout1 1 month ago
i dont get how one pea could fill his whole mouth
scuddydoo 3 months ago
dubstep looks like it would go for this
wangtang32000 3 months ago
billie pea is so not his lover
TehCatPeach 3 months ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
GamerWomb2Tomb 3 months ago
am... am I on that part of youtube again?
Werewolffy 3 months ago
Heh, Thats what she said ^^
TheGeekies 3 months ago
ponies brought me here
MissyFlesky123 3 months ago
talk about procrastinating
Croopskate 3 months ago
Fuck... I must be high.
DarkPrinceOfAwesome 3 months ago
next time my parents tell me to eat my greens, ima gonna do this.
truman5612 3 months ago
1:53
Hellcatpilot 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@Hellcatpilot i had a seizure
troopman4 2 months ago
He looks like he's eating a turd.
kitten4567 3 months ago
@kitten4567 LMAO XD
SHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGZO6 3 months ago
i lol'd
MissMemeXX 3 months ago
I need to eat peas more often.
Racingdominatior 3 months ago
lol
scottpilgremvsdepie 3 months ago
What the
Amzngirly77 3 months ago
LOL omg i just laughed so hard for like 10 mins. XD
mandi1369420 3 months ago
this is what made me enjoy eating peas when i was a little kid.
1cme1 3 months ago
Sounds like my sex life.
GingerCab 3 months ago
What the heck am I watching?
ChelleFallensnow 3 months ago
@ChelleFallensnow You are watching Professor Utonium eat a pea as his face is being threatened by a modified blow drier held by a vindictive Harold Smith as BillieJean, (performed by Michael Jackson) is being played in the background.
jchangsut 3 months ago 49
I wish this song played everytime I had to eat peas. v.v I would def. eat more peas. Lol
Jessimme 3 months ago in playlist Liked 64
I like peas.
oolala64 3 months ago
1:52 for orgasim :D
megagamer82 3 months ago
Play Guile's Theme to this.
super999999 3 months ago
0:24 a pea is not that big?!
Skirowa 3 months ago
The story of Jared the Pea; Jared was a happy little pea growing up and hadn't a care in the world. Then Jared and A many other peas his age were taken forcefully from their families. They were packaged and shipped off. He was eventually taken out of the package only to face a worse time. He was being forced to be eaten by a professor with a blow drier to his head. He was chewed for several minutes and never swallowed.
CameronMaxfield 3 months ago
guy who made this. legend.
grillinIstheLife 3 months ago
whatch this while playing mind hiest from inception
24thLINK 3 months ago
XD
Krele1997 3 months ago
Eat that pea like a boss :P
Shark2th5000 3 months ago
RARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MJ RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAY!
MoonFive6 3 months ago
Ever since I saw this episode, this is how I ate my peas.
DrFridgeFondler 3 months ago
Rave super villain FTW!
RenjiNo1 3 months ago
I swear, I thought it was about to be guile's theme.
kh2sora13 3 months ago
Ah this one never gets old.
I was totally there when this video came out.
hikuro14 3 months ago
im still licke :O
omglolomg153 3 months ago
Prof got himself a troll face
Artistkitty1615 3 months ago
mj
coolluigikid 3 months ago
i typed in epic stuff and this came up
videoDUDE883 3 months ago
AHAHAHA I NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT
haha66048 3 months ago
At the end:
Harold: SWALLOW IT!!!
Me: GAAH!! *Slams window shut.*
Dan00bindahouse 3 months ago
This pea is a lie!
mickybars 3 months ago
Nom nom nom om nom :))
XxAlex010 3 months ago
@_@ how did i get here?
DanishFlandersDK 3 months ago