David Sedaris delivers a pizza
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  • What? That's not David Sedaris.

    NOIRIST 3 months ago

  • Perfect !!! - also, David quit smoking- so no you did NOT need a cigarette.

    DJBinAZ 4 months ago

  • Hilarious, but you have to speak English to get the joke.

    briggybear 5 months ago

  • whoshavedmymulletdotcom is my blog and i get compared to Sedaris a lot if anyone is remotely interested. I'm a female version of him with far less tact and a way more dysfunctional fucked up family.

    Blisslyke 5 months ago

  • AMAZING!

    rogue2036 9 months ago

  • awesum. well done.

    HKTeeVee 10 months ago

  • the writing is excellent.

    mcmanusdown 1 year ago

  • Should have smoked a cigarette!

    copycat800 1 year ago

  • too cute - lol

    

    itisden 1 year ago

  • ahahahahahahah!

    Iamnotbillyidol 1 year ago

  • Hysterical! His father smelled of brine...... Sedaris is the best.

    tdferrell64 1 year ago 3

  • Fucking great.

    BrightAwake 1 year ago

  • So funny! you guys totally rock.

    Floura100 1 year ago

  • anybody else take the time to appreciate the fact that the pizza's cold by the time he finishes?

    Theroha 1 year ago 3

  • Love it! Perfect!

    jesspowers5 1 year ago

  • DEAD ON! that was AWESOME!

    bebepopsr 1 year ago

  • That's a Freaky Mothafocka!

    DartmouthAlum96 1 year ago

  • @PedoLouie I'll agree that this isn't one of his *best* bits (his best is probably Jesus Shaves or Six to Eight Black Men) and they should have had the entire thing shown, but David Sedaris is the undenaibly one of the funniest men ever, up there with the Monty python team and Dane cook. ^^

    ihatepreps07 1 year ago

  • Comment removed

    graaar 1 year ago

  • @PedoLouie So if you don't rate the guy, why watch? There's a million comedians out there who leave me cold and I haven't once searched out any of their schtick on YouTube.

    WarArrow1 1 year ago

  • 749 people havent matured past fart jokes.

    OohTheHorror 1 year ago

  • "The macaw was gray, with beady eyes" - hahaha oh I love this!

    girlcandream 1 year ago

  • Genius.

    Cteeal 1 year ago

  • Lots of content. Way too fun! :-)

    jewelgazer 1 year ago

  • heheheh....

    saltymissjill 1 year ago

  • This is SPOT on, love this.

    gallycat99 1 year ago

  • ..like unambitious dragons.

    joecool1890 1 year ago 2

  • Spot on. :D

    wesselbindt 1 year ago

  • Who the hell ordered all this cake mix? and why'd have it delivered here?... hilarious.

    REANIMATION980 1 year ago 3

  • love it. He is a genius.

    Cteeal 1 year ago

  • LOL love!

    You nailed it =)

    tmcands 1 year ago

  • I laughed so hard...

    WoWzersworld 1 year ago

  • Spot. 'Effing. On. *laughs*

    commonDnominator 1 year ago

  • This is supposed to be funny?

    Voivod666 1 year ago

  • LOL

    darkmaxtor 2 years ago

  • Yeah, but Sedaris is funny...

    PaintYourSilence 2 years ago 6

  • @PaintYourSilence Well yeah, doesnt mean you cant make joke about him

    hXcemoyuahh 1 year ago

  • That seemed closer to a Woody Allen impression than David Sedaris in my opinion.

    HowBoutUhpssh 2 years ago 4

  • Absolute genius. I was waiting for him to start eating the pizza.

    Missbeansontoast 2 years ago

  • OMG that's a pretty good impression!

    sauceykat 2 years ago 5

  • Very funny idea, and well-executed!

    oberlepa 2 years ago 5

  • make it stop

    Sakamachi25 2 years ago

  • Fucking awesome, but you gotta be a Sedaris fan to rly appreciate it

    gotalittlecaptain 2 years ago 73

  • @gotalittlecaptain Agreed... and I am. That's why I found it hilarious.

    johne0408 1 year ago

  • his mind is like an onion. it makes me cry but then I remember all the good days and I realize that the onions were actually Christmas ornaments and I really liked remembering them twinkling in the tree.

    brucebu 2 years ago 11

  • Wow. Epic.

    MeruMakai 2 years ago 3

  • My hero.

    Purplebiker 2 years ago 5

  • The Macaw was grey, with beady eyes.

    cwegers1 2 years ago 9

  • Enh......

    klause222 2 years ago

  • Blubbering in the night. I suspect David is personally behind this charade.

    scooterdooter 2 years ago 6

  • HAHAHAHAhahahahahah!

    tua25544 2 years ago

  • Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! Wonderfully meta...

    daaagwood 2 years ago 2

  • Hilarious! Believable.

    imfreeimfree 2 years ago 4

  • the best!

    theunhappyhours 2 years ago

  • So...??

    eriqkk 2 years ago

  • Oh my god, this is hilarious. I love Sedaris, but you made me laugh almost as hard. Holy crap.

    DakotasVideos 2 years ago 8

  • hillarious

    westben2000 2 years ago

  • brilliant

    julianjulianjulian7 2 years ago 4

  • LOL!

    brukins 2 years ago

  • Really accurate.

    martiniisgood 2 years ago 5

  • Outstanding!

    SaveTheWheat 2 years ago 5

  • That's extremely funny!

    zedrein18 2 years ago 6

  • that was funny!

    flammaster 3 years ago

  • LOL

    littlesparrow 3 years ago

  • Myles Nye is the man.

    TylerHoltman 3 years ago

  • YOU are!

    mylesnye 3 years ago

  • is that andy dick? I like sedaris very much but even though i guess that is making fun of him it is still pretty funny. good job.

    kidicarusss 3 years ago

  • Really good!!! Awesome impression.

    MissGolightly88 3 years ago

  • I gave you a slip of paper with the title of this video + 'youtube', on the subway this morning. I hope you liked it.

    hoptoad 3 years ago

  • I love how you mention both his mother and the midget. Somehow those two subjects pop up in every project he does.

    Kevin90028 3 years ago

  • Take it to the Limit

    fastloverfun (.com)

    delicatedarling12 3 years ago

  • That's the point, you have to like him to even get the joke.

    Faraquet 2 years ago 55

  • @Faraquet

    no you just have to be at least mildy educated and possibly of a middle class background. i just heard of this guy like two seconds ago and found him to be mostly awesome. you my friend are less then stellar and probably from england.

    Ultrasonic240sx 1 year ago

  • Dead on

    grinick 3 years ago

  • the macaw was gray with beady eyes!

    He's too hilarious

    RtnlSltn 3 years ago

  • i COL'd

    jamestownjames 3 years ago

  • cummed out loud?

    ichiropower3 3 years ago

  • doesn't look like him, but kudos

    bo2thejangles 3 years ago

  • Love,love,LOVED IT !!!!!!!!

    Gr8tCompany 3 years ago

  • SO good.

    poproxkandy 3 years ago

  • oh my god, this is amazing

    frighteningbolt 3 years ago 2

  • "shirttails flapping in the breeze behind them, like unambitious dragons..." LOL very well done! and that's rare on youtube. love it!

    interstateight 3 years ago 4

  • Hahah, brilliant.

    An incredibly spot-on impersonation. David would be proud.

    JoeBarborak 3 years ago 2

  • Naked is one of my favorite Sedaris books :)

    EvanCo93Three 3 years ago

  • Are you standing in a closet?

    SarahBass84 3 years ago

  • That was a pretty good impersonation.

    georgehimself 3 years ago 2

  • Hahahaha... I didn't think anyone would bother or know how to satirize David Sedaris, but you proved me wrong. It makes me sad though because I couldn't put my finger on what made him funny before... and now, it is all so obvious. Thanks?

    existentialistcat 3 years ago 4

  • As a HUGE David Sedaris fan, this was great to watch. Thanks!

    Well done!

    JM

    delicateblu 3 years ago 9

  • AWESOME Sedaris impression!!!

    -JC

    JCCassis 3 years ago 4

  • i agree

    darthmooman 3 years ago

  • oh my god... i love david sedaris, and this guy is practically channeling hm.

    brockwarren 3 years ago 4

  • "like unambitious dragons"

    inthefade 3 years ago 9

  • Shirt tails flapping in the breeze. Absolutely hilarious!!!! I have all of his books! The latest one, "When You're Engulfed in Flames," has the essay about the Stadium Pal - and more....

    My favorite author/humorist. Who doesn't love David Sedaris?

    cqsallie 3 years ago

  • Gee....wish this was actually David Sedaris. He sounds more like Andy Dick....when he's sober.

    Irishgirlnc 3 years ago

  • i don't see what all the hype is about....

    HautRod 3 years ago

  • DS rules

    mockduckcompanion 3 years ago

  • this is really, really, really good

    z0rgz0rg 3 years ago 5

  • lolololol

    lysolbombs470 3 years ago

  • this is lame. Give me real david sedaris 1

    pikachhu 3 years ago

  • This is the funniest thing ever.

    dmwalles 3 years ago 3

  • what the hell. I love David Sedaris so much.

    crackedglobe 3 years ago

  • DS is awesome...this is a little weird. but great quotes though!

    alben576 3 years ago

  • dead on!

    BRENDAN762006 3 years ago

  • that doesnt look like him...

    JMoneyOwnsMe 3 years ago

  • who cares

    ScreamerWantsWetFood 3 years ago

  • I like Sedaris, but somehow, this isn't funny.

    cionics 3 years ago

  • I've watched this a billion times and have always ended up laughing

    kenkarsonn 3 years ago 3

  • I don't understand why this doesn't have four million 5 star ratings.

    dessyesmerelda 3 years ago 2

  • awesome

    BustedHeart 3 years ago

  • Really funny.

    237KMT 3 years ago

  • i wish sedaris would deliver my pizza.

    hottpolkadot 3 years ago

  • LMFAO!

    Justanothertomm 3 years ago

  • I laugh EVERY time...

    SaintCog 3 years ago 3

  • Did some of those quotes actually came from his stories? Some seemed familiar.

    GameFAQsBoojie 3 years ago

  • um.... wannbe?? you dont have the lisp

    louessie 3 years ago

  • lol

    rsmastergal 3 years ago

  • fucking great

    bigspilv 3 years ago

  • DITTO!

    rsmastergal 3 years ago

  • WTF!!!!!

    ACESNIPER093 3 years ago

  • Oh my god, this is probably the funniest thing I've seen all year.

    ashotinthedark10 3 years ago

  • This is so amazing!

    jerik86 3 years ago 3

  • hahahahaha

    dddaaaannnnn 3 years ago

  • LMAO

    hemoglobin 3 years ago

  • too funny

    margittarget 3 years ago

  • very very good

    leftylion 3 years ago

  • That was just great!  Flawless imitation, really.

    lrthorne 3 years ago

  • ha. excellent.

    molepoet 3 years ago

  • "Two grown men, blubbering in the night." XD

    CastlevaniaMoogle 3 years ago

  • i think this is a parpahrase of his story "Crybaby",

    it actually says, "two grown men, each blubbering in their own elite puddle of light"

    forgive me.

    i'm a fan.

    :)

    tababssgia 3 years ago

  • It contains similarities/parodies to many of his works

    ScreamerWantsWetFood 3 years ago

  • LOL I love David Sedaris, I even saw him live at a huge theatre...but this is a great parody!!

    GretchenDawntreader 3 years ago 3

  • awesome! I like the end hehehe...

    ozaidan 3 years ago

  • i think this video is awesomely beautiful

    sphazmotic 3 years ago

  • If you love Sedaris like I do this was very funny

    cagwa 3 years ago 2

  • I think this is actually good.

    flavioateo 3 years ago

  • That was amazing, haha.

    martiniisgood 3 years ago

  • Creative and funny. Did you make this video for a class or for fun?

    lolakinlollipop 3 years ago

  • That's amazing. I love David Sedaris, and that's still so funny and so true. Well done.

    LucyStag 3 years ago 2

  • H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!

    You got it right on - his accent and his writing style!!!! More, more, more, more!

    sammyb1001 3 years ago

  • I'm a huge Sedaris fan... this cracked me up.

    cornflaked 3 years ago

  • LOL - That isn't David Sedaris; anyone who has seen/heard David Sedaris even half a dozen times knows this kid is doing a poor impression at best. Sedaris is now in his 50s, this guy looks 27 or so.

    JasonBunting 3 years ago

  • Hey masonpitzel - I'm an idiot? Okay, you're an idiot.

    That was fun! What sort of name-calling shall we engage in next?

    OT: What is wrong with YouTube's comments? Where is the threading? I can't tell whose comments are replies and whose are standalone...

    JasonBunting 3 years ago

  • Hahaha! <3

    Alekx 3 years ago

  • This clip and Sedaris are hysterical. He can take the least interesting topic, ramble about it for 5 pages and make it very funny. That is comic genius!

    dmilchiker 3 years ago 2

  • This is absolutely hysterical. I love David Sedaris' work, and this is a great combination of satire and tribute. "Shirt-tails flapping in the breeze behind them, like unambitious dragons" might be my favorite line, or maybe "after that the carousel was off-limits".

    DaveNJ 3 years ago 7

  • "Shirt-tails flapping in the breeze behind them, like unambitious dragons" might be my favourite line of anything ever.

    horseytown 3 years ago 3

  • Hahaha that was so great! I agree, the impersonation was spot on!

    ChocolateMojo 3 years ago 2

  • Hilarious.  Very good impression/satire.

    TeetoPlastic 3 years ago 3

  • Really?

    theliztener 3 years ago

  • i dont think thats really him

    XanatharEye 3 years ago

  • to mylostreality...

    yes you are the only one

    ionepries 3 years ago 3

  • maybe.

    theliztener 3 years ago

  • Your misuse of logic is astonishing. Just about all of Europe has universal health care. Just about all of Europe was at war with Nazi Germany. Therefore, you're an idiot.

    StandupShowcase 3 years ago 3

  • define "liberal"

    XanatharEye 3 years ago

  • ...shirttails flapping lazily in the breeze behind them, like unambitious dragons...my father, smelling irretrievably of brine...

    This captures David Sedaris' literary voice so well

    loneshine 3 years ago 10

  • NICE!!!

    brentalfloss 3 years ago

  • Spot on.

    TwoGuysatWork 3 years ago 3