Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007 (Skull Fucking)

[azpatriot36]

OMFG..i haven't laughed that hard in...no wait..since...no...that WAS the hardest laugh I have ever had..I can't stop crying I am laughing so hard!

[maxgenill]

You can't define skullfucking like that! It's all in the eye of the observer.

[kwith]

The monotone voice just makes this so much funnier. I can't stop laughing

[peterphilip]

how is this real

[Cinj216]

4 people can no longer remember which button is the like button because human ejaculate has damaged their brains.

[Incalite]

"Author Henry Walker discusses his new book '600 Pages From an Educated Man' "

[Ladysatanazza]

Just hilarious !!!! :-)

[BillyGoat4x4]

If we don't open our eyes to reality soon, we'll get fucked right out of our heads. Hahahaha

[SGI78]

Hahahaha. Oh the onion, what will they do next?

[MannyGiovanni]

Is this fake?

[maniacmars]

"nobody is born a skull fucker"

so true!

[TruthIsWatISeek]

haha wtf????????

[FailurePolice]

So this is what they talk about during these events I feel a lot better knowing its improving the world.

[vicariouspunishment]

If we don't open our eyes soon, they will get fucked right out of our heads.

[budojew]

"I want your SKULLS!! I NEED your SKUUUUULLLLLLS!!"

[S4mmy0ps]

I think his wife got skull fucked

[xcptvudux]

pornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[AndyUnwritten]

Where does the term 'skull-fuck' come from? The first Time I heard it was in the beggining of the film Once upon a time in Mexico. Anyone know any earlier references?

[takerdust]

I heard it on Full Metal Jacket by the Gunnery Sgt.

[00AgentMan]

skulls for everyone

[curtmastor]

hahahahahahaha funniest thing ive seen on the internet.

[Lejnus]

hahahahaha! Hopefully this is fake? What the hell?! hahhahaha

[thegeno64]

it isn't

[LifeOfBryan8]

Really? I'm pretty sure Onion-span is not a real news channel.

Unless you were trying to trick the guy above .... then yes, yes it's real.

[thegeno64]

hahaha, yes

i was hahahaha

i wish this was real though

[dmke]

hahahahahah

[gamerdude2122]

This is so funny!!!!!!!

[DJJS7]

EPIC!

[Clay3613]

Skull fucking actaully refers to the novel The Naked Lunch

[The2ndAmendmentGuy]

I cannot stop fucking laughing...the onion is the funniest shit EVER

[1anotherview]

Back in 2007 I was sending this video to people pretending it was real and truthful shocking news! I thought it was hilarious- many people thought it was real.

I got enormous belly laughs at the expense of others. I thought it was even funnier that people thought I actually believe it was real.

These folks really should have put this episode up for an award!

[svajmalizo]

oh, people STILL fall for it, specially in high risk skull fuck areas

[Trinder3467]

@1anotherview Read about Jeffrey Darmer. He was one of the real ones, almost. He had sex with intestines.

[Kingofdetroit2004]

What's that music at the end?

[argoninja2112]

i'm SICK of Skull Fucking.

[4cannibal2corpse0]

''if we do not open our eyes, they will be fucked right out of our heads''

lmfao.

id like to know what a high risk skull fuck area is.

[RoboticPussy]

this truly is the onion's best video

[Drakno2]

God I can't stop laughing, I wonder what they are gonna teach to "stop children from skull f*cking before they begin"

-Let me tell you something about skull f*cking, skull f*king is bad, m'kay, so don't skull f*ck, m'kay cause skull f*cking is bad..... (and goes on and on)

[skotoseme]

watch the news ticker on the Onion "Cindy McCain like any other female human" video...we learn this congressman's cruel fate.

[radishrancher]

Hahaha, I have no idea why you're getting voted down for this comment.

[skotoseme]

thanks for bringing that to my attention. what the hell? maybe people thought it was spam but that would be a weird way of going about it lol and referencing another onion video...

[pacemark3410]

I'm glad they're finally doing something about this. Its getting out of hand.

[w00dw0rm]

lmaoooooo

[ericfeinberg28]

the onion is brilliant.

[EturnusFrost]

My God, I can't stop laughing.

[meh23p]

Okay, that was pretty weird. And really disgusting.

[scou4ge]

For all we know he could be an ocular penetrator himself! Considering he likes to say the F bomb idk how many times in that speech lol.

[arcadianskies77]

If we do not open our eyes to reality soon, they will get fucked right out of our heads. LMFAO

[opt1p1ex]

diced0tofu : of course its not real, you tool

[diced0tofu]

is this for real? ahahahahahhaa

[cromicus]

yes

[CanadianPride8]

Hahaha dude it's the onion

[DemericktheJuggalo]

That is Money!

[mcqgettingpwned]

its so money it dosent know how money it is

[Problembeing]

HILARIOUS!!! :D

[emilyek1]

'A once promising honor-roll student, who can no longer remember fractions because human ejaculate has damaged his brain.'

Another skullfucking tradgedy that could have been avoided. Time to wake up, America!

[afrosupport]

this is stupid, its just a politician who got dubbed

[acidbath666]

It's called PAID ACTORS.

It's what the Onion does. And it ROCKS!

[afrosupport]

aight, so it does rock ;P

watched a few of their other vids - monkey one has got to be the best XD

[scorekeepn]

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skullfucking

[haharoadkillking]

lmao

[macabreiceman]

Shown this to my room mate, laughed so hard at his reaction, as he was debating with himself if this was real or not. Took him a few passes to learn of the ONN logo.

[iamthebaconator]

at firs i was like :o then i lol'd

[lilmawl]

wtf?? lol

[Pestoolio]

My favorite Onion video so far.

[BestJaxx]

I love the head in sandwich one.

[SnarfBanks]

hillarious

[BrandynFerShizzle]

Notice the onion.

Must be fake.

[syncopated84]

no its real, realllllllllll

[BrandynFerShizzle]

It's the onion.

What else is fake on this 'news' station.

This is just random footage of 'congressman' walking around and dubbed.

[syncopated84]

lol....

[tailoredsuits]

Looks real to me, watch is mouth....I wonder? But I have never heard of this so it must be fake....

[vigil]

it is real in a sense. they are really filming and all that. and he is really saying that. just its not real...lol

[YetcenOmega]

ummm...this real????..if not, funny shit

-Y-