Unicourt - Unicorn Racism

[theeSammEnglish7]

KPORN!"!

[theeSammEnglish7]

your the hottest unicorn ... ever......i so want to meet you...can this happen ..? not asking you courtney!! .. stupid who else am i asking ....excuse the dumass... it s justt me.. ! m seriously i want to appear ..

[AndreaAuriel]

You really need to come to Canada to film Unicourt. We're a much kinder and gentler people who are accepting of all magical creatures, especially Unicorns!

[MrGillby]

i love how there is just all sorts of crazy in southern cali. there are the ones that want to kill people and do drugs then there is the crazy that like to dress up in costumes and dance lol

[wiley923]

why are people in LA so lame? you would be welcome here unicourt. come to san jose, ca.

[fuckrareware]

this is stupid

[blasterdaniel1]

why do u have to be so beautiful

[yeahnomaybeso]

so many racist bastards

[yankyeefan90123]

did she say "frozen jizz?"

[lezozo10]

How old is she?

[Anyguy4321]

Unicourt: Origins

[CoDsBigBoss]

i love how cute u are

[ax9995]

2:00 lets kill that guy :)

[SweetSunshineCamper]

2:00 "you're cute though".....what the hell did you say back Courtneypants? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[sexyseb15]

"Is that your puppy?"

-"No, you're cute though!"

Brilliant :)

[emoringthing]

U inspired me to make my report for Career about Unicorn Racism and how we can stop it!

[TheWaewert]

i just shed my unicorn hide where can i get some more i need to find somee =(

[LyricsByChloeHill]

im a unicorn! :O we must me sisters!

[AkaiVash]

First a unicorn is just a horse with a horn so any food a horse can eat would be just fine and second it's one thing to have a flipcam or something and vlog while shopping but you have two legit cameras with cameramen... of course your gonna get kicked out.... and @Paycorn is right your a Pegasus

[DDRcutieXPNARUTO]

Is this you puppy?

NO!...you're cute though

LOL XD

[Paycorn1]

You realize you're actually a Pegasus. ^^ XD

[alankeki]

i didn't think that some one will make a change, that you unicourt :P hi from , BATMAN -,-

[youzbefunny]

were do you git that Unicorn outfit

[XDshellybooXD]

Hi Yu Should Do A Video In Walmart

lol Yur Mad Funny (: I Subscribed A While ago (:

[MrBLACKPANTHAR1]

@COURTNEYPANTS Y CAN'T WE GET EUROSPEED'S SONGZ!?!? THAT'S MY FROZEN JIZZ!

[HiThereLove16]

I dunno why, but you seem funnier in the costume.. I know it's weird.. But I think it's your hair.

[gymgirl1227]

i was a unicorn for halloween. I BELIEVE!

I'M ONE OF THEM!

[ApocalypticRumors]

@gymgirl1227 Where did you get a unicorn suit? I can't find any anywhere!

[BlHu3894]

wow, is that puppy, no, ur cute though

[dredgmaniac]

i love his answer: "No... You're cute though." lmao.

[thatsnotsogood]

I want a unicorn costume to keep the dream alive :3

[7spunky7]

@sprinklemuffins nooo he said the "its cute though" as in the dog was cute..

[pierce15131]

good things i poop out cupcakes lmao

[Devoltivavio]

loooooooooooooool i want an outfit sooo bad omg !

[sethatronifyable]

you got nice calves

[musicplusink]

"frozen jizz" lol the wellsfargo people piss me off!! lol but you got a new sub, funny stuff, keep them coming.

[TishXD]

i wanna poop cup cake

[dethkiller2013]

I thought that only virgins can see unicorns

[nastygirlproductions]

if i dressed up lik a unicorn people would throw stuff at me

[ShEsChRiStInE123]

YOUR MY IDOL!

[Mankey303]

How do u dance so GOOD

[ASRDieselpower]

"is that your puppy?" Man"No, Your cute though"

haha

[razza2308]

1:59 ... that was either smooth or really creepy

[hodgkins92]

Courtney, I wanna Flip you over and tear that moist Unicorn MuffinTop up ;)

[JambonBeurre05]

I Think I'm in love. Such a cute girl who loves to talk about her poop. I LOVE talking about my poop! Hot poop phone sex.

[eC107]

It's good to know unicorns poop out cupcakes...

Could come in handy some day :D

[GothicZombieFreak]

I have a new found love for unicorns lmao great vid.

[MrStefanVidovic]

what happened to your dick?

[AJuciyCowgirl]

uni-corn...kettle-corn. coincidence? I think not (;

[3klo]

No . Your cute though!

[GhostOfMusic93]

I wold definitely dress up as such and walk around town, though I'd probably just pretend to be a retard so that I could use my buddies shirt camera and not get kicked out. Also, you're female Swifty.

[coreyevans4]

hahhaa i lol'd madly when you said "mm frozen jizz"

[MeglynLuvsYa1]

it is a sad day when a unicorn cant go into a grocery store and purchase some unicorn food! just sad!!

[LordFitzy]

courtney can i make some unicorn magic with you in the back of a allyway .... :D

[RomanBradley14]

Great Job on the video i really enjoyed it and keep it up!!! Search for my video (Roman roll'd) and tell me if u like it, comment plz i take suggestions thnx! Im 14.

[ukrebel11423]

Ahaha "No!, Your cute thou"

[superfastgaming]

shooting videos on private property what a shame how they treat this vigilante

[valdamirie]

i cant belive you did got into wellfargo dressed as a unicorn!! wow.. im in love.

[ToaSirian]

most wtf channel

[MarioXSora]

is that your puppy?? no. your cute tho. LMFAO

[Drav1212]

Ummmm....unicorns are suppose to be light and agile....

[RevolutionofDespair]

I really cant imagine what some of these ppl must think..."another one skipped the looney bin"...the reactions are priceless xD

[im7onthe7th]

im so scared of your videos....in a good way

[PINKoverload3]

..do you actually have a job? how do you afford soo much kettle corn?

[Arkady3573]

Loving you more with each video! And yes, I do believe in unicorns. Especially cute ones with purple sneakers.

[ShotyShorty]

your like the female Swifty And Pretty fuckin awesome =D

[wahdyr]

Respect, woman.

[CHROJVL3D]

lol u r fucking hilarious

[SickODaniel]

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!

[dustyb58]

"You're cute though," As if your question about the dog being his was an opposing statement.

[FMALuver12345]

LOL ?

"Is that your puppy?"

"No. You're cute though."

[SuicidalUnicorn1]

i think im worried for ur health

[Star12312312345]

UNI-CORN #FTW

[halopoesh]

you´re wearing your diarhea all-stars XD

[TTlovesfruitloops]

I love unicorns! if i had a shop and you walked in, your whole shopping list would be FREE<333

[pete275]

Unicorns can't live on the cupcakes they poop alone, that would violate the first law of thermodynamics!

[DRok09]

Courtney you deff have to have some big balls to make these

[courtneypants]

@DRok09 and you know i do!

[MtraMarianelaMarrero]

What are you trying to prove? That pretty girls can be as stupid as they want because it would look cute??? OK Good job

[element3889]

I want the costume O.O

[MrKKrueger]

Unicorns are not supposed to lie... :(

[Porgee]

Are yous from Chic-ah-go, cause it souns like yous from Chic-ah-go

[Ateris25]

pateticaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[vysakh1989]

you are cute though

[truethug]

"frozen jizz" hahaha

[theblackrose247]

you're like me i wear my converse to every dance

[zZGINGERNINJAZz]

darn go to walmart u could be on the people of walmart!!!

[diamondback91]

2:27 did i hear frozen jizz or frozen juice??

[LOOZR182]

2:10 BEST QUOTE EVARR!!!

[nori452]

Thank you, NicePeter! This video is awesome! I can't believe people are racist against unicorns. But I'm not....SUBS!

[uallsuckass123]

i think the guy said "very cute though" as in the dog i could be wrong but courtney i just started watching your videos last week and i'm already a fan lol u always make my day u silly little unicorn

[Instafail]

I thought unicorns pooped out raindbows. D:

Maybe rainbow cupcakes?

[montario100]

I would like to ride that unicorn

[214theabbey]

"is that your puppy?"

"no...youre cute though"

hahaha! creeper

[alLIceiFFEl]

so apparently this channel has a white unicorns only policy.

[termanate199]

courtney is the funniest unicorn

[85justus]

umm was this supposed to be funny? Kassem I blame you for favoriteing this

[TheGoldenQuartz]

LAY OFF THE COCAINE!!!!

[phynx2006]

Wow uni-corny, actually I love your videos, it makes me want to believe?

[courtneypants]

@phynx2006 you best believe!

[Mnim96]

@courtneypants shut the fuck up stupid bitch

[1pulse]

2:16 never go full retard

[bkzunltd000]

@1pulse

LOLOL!

[byf1864]

@courtneypants i just got the weirdest idea... do you-nicorns do hardcore dancing ? /watch?v=8cAVyV8NW1M

i think the win level could be over 9000

[andres0047]

IVE NEVER SEEN A REAL UNICORN :(

[HipposaaaauR]

@andres0047 You have now.

[Rendosian01]

At first I was uncertain...but now I want more...much more!

[courtneypants]

@Rendosian01 I listen to my people, more you shall receive!

[Rendosian01]

I'm uncertain about this feeling I have towards this video...but I think I like it!

[HipposaaaauR]

ROAR LIKE A UNICORN >:)

[wnesbitt1]

I don't know why, but I kind of admire this.

[lucasvandam]

Americans are weird O_o

[armndserna777]

This shows how people really are.

[skyyd]

do unicorns like mudkips??

[KzonHD]

Did you just say frozen jizz at 2:29 ? :O

[stuartjk]

this was basically my halloween costume last year...

[blc341]

lovely lady at 1:25

[d3xthem3x]

lmao holy wow when i saw this i couldnt stop laughin i give u major props! ur funny.... can we be best friends?

[sheplen]

dumbest video ever

[shawnv1000]

A unicorn is ok... But a unicourt is amazing!! Let's see unicourt

[hooah9422]

so i know what to do if I ever see a unicorn. feed it some yougurt(frozen jizz)

[nachonad]

Are you banging Nice Peter? He keeps "liking" these videos and I just don't get it.



[halo30010]

" is that your dog ? no. your cute tho " ahaha

[byf1864]

don`t become a mainstream unicorn, remain an indie sexy mythical beast plz

[TheMICHAELJOSEPHvlog]

who is here because of nice peter?

[leotasnipes]

you need more views :)

[meowjanet]

Unicorn racism must be stopped. Write your congressperson today!

[warior888]

You look like Kate Middelton

[BROCKLESNARFAN1980]

Twas a nice vid :)

Made my day .....well actually morning here in Belgium XD

[Depict1]

Courtney... do you like frozen jizz?

[Depict1]

that poor old lady is clueless. :D

[WilliamHuddlestonTV]

Awesome video Courtney :) I watch your videos every week, and they are always so oddly unique ha. You should check my channel out sometime I think you would like what I do! :)

[coolkat902]

I believe you got the magic inside of your horn.

[Belibers]

*favorite*

[ToadHay]

Oh my god, that guy was hitting on you and failed. what does that mean?

[courtneypants]

@ToadHay haha it means he failed?

[TheTaylorKN]

"You're cute though." Ahaha.

[Brendon411Beast]

im pretty sure after putting these videos up u gotten at least 5,000 more subscribers

[25sportbiker]

courtneypants , do unicorns like to ride motorcycles?

[courtneypants]

@25sportbiker i'm not sure, but i did hear that they like to ride segways.

[25sportbiker]

@courtneypants hmm, interesting

[GAMEMANIAC69]

Now I can prove to my college professor that Unicorns exist, whose the retard now Mr. Hawkins.

[VerySeriousUser]

You should do some shufflin' shoppin' while wearing the unicorn costume!

[KingVorce]

I didnt believe in unicorns before I saw this. But now I do. I do believe in unicorns. And tomorrow I will levitate.

[ThoroughlySik]

I'm sorry, but Unicorns poop butterflies.

[courtneypants]

@ThoroughlySik I'm sorry, but you're wrong.

[ThoroughlySik]

@courtneypants It's from a song silly. =]

[ripporter]

I hope you reproduce, except I'm not sure how unicorns do it.

[GreySparks]

@ripporter With their magical unicorn horn of course. What did you think it was there for, healing? Pfffft.

[xnightshadyx]

It's like watching Jackass or Mega 64.

Just without all that pesky comedy getting in the way.

[Paintballer112893]

"You're cute though..." CREEEPYYY

[roodood]

you satisfy my unicorn fetish. nuff said.

[courtneypants]

@roodood i would feel so useless if i didn't.

[kylem1112]

arn't there enough random ass people from california that do stupid ,unfunny, little skits on youtube, and get thousands of views?

[courtneypants]

@kylem1112 nope. i remember you, kyle m. thank you for the comments & views!

[kylem1112]

@courtneypants ha wow.. do you talk to everyone that makes a dissatisfied comment?

[blc341]

@courtneypants nope just watch ian crossland videos to get your mind blown

[TheBigTicket725]

cute

[jelmertjuh88]

this is princesstard in 20 years

[CharlieHidesTV]

Lisa, anyone that can poop cupcakes is my hero... you make unicorn look sexy and I;m gay! Ok, so i have just a little crush on you. not the stalker kind of crush, just the, I look forward to your videos every week and hope to sit next to you on a plane someday, kind of crush...... Charlie

[nopage]

"Is this your puppy?"

"No, but you're cute though."

Watch out for creepy unicorn pedos!

[ChaoticMatters]

lol I saw fancy feast yesterday xD

[femtiolapp]

What about, California On Unicorns

KassemG liked this

[respect49]

this is so stupid.

[JokersKaos]

lol at the guy who called you cute. You and Kassem should totally tag team on a California On.

[Truthizationable]

You have wings and a corn, so maybe you are actually a pegacorn

[DoodlesAndDaydreams]

Courtney, you are freaking awesome.

[UnsicherNixe]

Can I take you to dinner?