Mario the Cockblocker

[UNSUBSCRIBING]

I can't believe my eyes !

Something that was actually funny on youtube and wasn't made by a gay man.

Or .. was it ?

Too bad Nintendo never explained the Mario Bros history and family life. Who was older ? Did they have any sisters ? What about their parents? Was their mom fat and ugly and dumb like most Italian mothers ? So many unanswered questions. Good video though. penis out.

[alexander4488]

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[AnimeGamr]

Very truthful. Nintendo seems to hate its on child... :/

That Luigi pic you used at 1:53... I know the person who drew it. She wouldn't be very happy to learn that you used it... especially without permission.

[Zergar]

HAHAHAHA this vid is freaking awesome! Keep up the good work :)

[nintendude323]

Habibi! Habibi!

[TalpaLock]

Our constant battles in SSMB have proven that Mario (played by me) is far superior to Luigi (played by you, sir Fij) :)

[CoCoBannanaStudios]

No for you see mario is Retarted

[BillyCauseyjr]

but Luigi has special stonerr powers!

[MikePortnoyz]

habibi! habibi!

[thevideoresponsedude]

god i hate when people say MARY-o.....its MAR...MARIO....

[wpstick008]

I KNOW! lol but besides that lol their tounges And LUIGI IS BETTER THAN MARIO! I THINK THEY NEED TO MAKE SOME LUIGI GAMES :(

[avgn21]

u will like nsmb

[zthompson69]

Luigi got raped in the Paper Mario games too, although they were good games anyways.

Also, Mario is Missing was fucking horrible... good call.

[teenvideogamenerd]

LOL Who Has The Bigger Penis ! LMAO

[YoureWrongImRight]

Doesn't Princess Toadstool remind you of a mutual friend, fij ?

[exo0O]

So fij....who has the bigger penis?

[fijberto]

ron jeremy

[jvforever72]

i said it before but it bears repeating , you get better with every video .

this is one funny video and the effects are terrific . the writing is great also , you really summed up the lovable loser's lot in life when it comes to his more famous brother .

JV

[asylumozzy]

awsome vid!!!!!!!

[DBHT1D]

Your brothers an Arab? XD That must be a pain in the butt crack.

[amandaluvspink]

P.S. Luigi's Mansion is absolutely amazing. It's the one Gamecube game I still have, and it scares the crap out of me.

[amandaluvspink]

I was always a Luigi fan!

[heyjeySigma]

lol at that arabic music... and the funny thing is I know that song, it's super old, like 7+ years old or something.

[fijberto]

Sigma you an aye rab brutha?

[heyjeySigma]

technically yes I am, but I can only read arabic while understanding close to nothing lol.

I think knowing English, french and japanese is enough for me hahaha

[fijberto]

I'm impressed. I thought about learning it a few times but it just seems too complicated. Different letters , reading the wrong way, angry tone of voice. Kudos my friend. Jap is cool too. You can watch those animes without subtitles.

[heyjeySigma]

angry tone of voice?? HAHAHA where'd you get that from?

anyway, it comes with time and dedication buddy. Nothing is impossible if you get the necessary lvl of determination.

[fijberto]

where did i get that from? let's see. Every Amir/ Al taib / 99c shishtaouc place i've ever been to!

[heyjeySigma]

oh, I thought u were talking about japanese when you mentioned the reading, letters and tone of voice. I see.

Yeah arabic does sound kinda "angry".... beats me why though lol

well, there's many different dialects, and they sound different from each other.

What always gets me though is chinese. Now THAT's some crazy tone there I tell ya hehe

[tedkamble]

oh fij u da greatest :D

[Totter7]

I... I don't know what to say.

[nic9021]

mario is missing? luigi is thin not fat!

[69moondog69]

quality!!!

[sinistermoon]

Funny video man. It looks like you have been watching some video effect tutorials or something lol.

[RetroGamer3]

Good god the kissing is way far gone

but funny to watch lol.

[captain593]

I have super mario world for the gameboy advance (awesome game) and since you can switch from mario to luigi i usually pick luigi cause he rocks and also jumps higher than mario. I think in that version he gets credit

[inmortalgamer123]

omg you still got the nes awesome fijberto =D

[makunouchi95]

I don't see why luigi is so underrated in most games. He has much better abilities than mario in most games.

[jbaseballdream]

Not only that but he is taller and jumps higher

[koko996]

hahahhahaa Ur brother is so much cooler than u!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HABIBIIIIIIIIIIIII

[XCasperX666]

I think I know the artist who drew that picture of Luigi.

[Xadoumi]

AHHA good work :D

[xgamer3000]

Ultra Neko actually dressed up as luigi one time during a review, and not mario!

Take that mario!

Oh, and why does everyone hate luigi's mansion?

It was a great game!

It was just, different.

[fijberto]

ultraneko dressed up as Luigi turns me on for some reason

[xgamer3000]

Which part?

Luigi?

Or Ultra Neko?

[mattfanv1]

ending sucked!!

[Nekoflame]

Nice work.

Keep it up.

[stanburdman]

I think I bought some land from your brother when I was in Dubai last year.

[heyjeySigma]

lol Stan, as funny as ever I see =D

[xenniex2]

luigi ftw

[jumblejunkie]

fudgicle mmmmmmmm

awesome video dude. Short and sweet

[TheDeftGamer]

he was in the cut scenes for hotel mario but he wasent in the gameplay... that game blew

[braineaterknux]

I reckon they should make another Luigi-centered game.

[joeshgamespot]

luigis mansion was awesome, no one i knew liked it.

[alabzam]

Your a great reviewer!:)

[ThermostatAgreeable]

Oh, fijbert.

You're like if Adam Sandler played more video games.

[Bafmember]

oh my god..haha!

[Dennoman2007]

Hey biatch, shouldn't you be crediting me for the idea?! :p Nice vid tho :)

[jasonsgroovemachine]

I too, shall defend the NES to the death.

Thank you.

[ZetaPlays]

That tongue gif is freaky as all hell.

[clarkmt]

its all good, Luigi is rocking teh black cock massive.. fuck mario, all he has is advertising. pssh. Luigi is knockin' 'em down like dominoes.

[HomeVideoPresents]

2:17 is fucking hilarious, i cant get enough of that song.

[HUSK182]

Fucking awesome! Over the top! Classic Fibjerto! Man your evil twin is one sick Arabic fuck!

[Jesterclown17]

Nintendo, only second to a fudgesicle

[CAGEDTF2]

Poor Luigi. I think peach or told stool was the most fucked up characters. peach is a cock teasing bitch "Mario save me" she would say, in the mean time Bowser is fucking the shit out of her. next thing pops out The Koopa Kids and Mario has no idea.

Mario goes on Maury hears the words "you are not the father" kills The Koopa Kids in Mario 3 and still takes that bitch back. peach gets kidnapped again...

[fijberto]

hahahahaha Bowser is fucking the shit out of her!

[antonioyuff]

so what was that song that your 'brother' was playing?

[jman46241]

Luigi is also a good choice in the Super Mario Cart series. Go Luigi!

[vulpix]

It would be amusing to see a video game with the title you used here.

[linkmax14122]

lol but i hate luigi

[gore1sm]

hahahaha!

[kgcougar]

Wow Mario's a douchebag,lol.

[sk8terhoy]

if you love your nes soo much then why does yours look like shit not to mention the cartridge door is missing?

just wondering lol..mines runs slow but looks fabulous

[fijberto]

you'll understand one day. The nes just doesn't age nicely.

[thegaminggoose]

i have FIVE nes systems that look better than yours.

Nice split screen. How did ya do it?

[fijberto]

Ghetto style. I just filmed myself in two instances while keeping the camera in place. Then i overlapped both scenes while having one of them masked. Definitely a huge pain in the ass. I could definitely use another NES system.Care to give one away? :P

[thegaminggoose]

Sounds like that right way

[sk8terhoy]

my parents had it before the 90's and that was my 1st console in 93 when I was 3 yrs old.

[MrJeffy45]

poor Luigi!!!:(

[Shintai123]

Epic vid man! You're totally right Luigi always gets left in the dust by his attention whoring bro. Hell in the Paper Mario games he's always depicted as a loser, its just not right.

[sk8terhoy]

aww poor luigi =(

[THELEGACYOFDRR]

now that was entertainment