Ned prank call to a Priest

[averredude101]

hahahahahha religion sucks!

[TodaysGameing]

ha funnny!

[TDubDaboss]

OH Lord this is one of my favorites I called father Jones and asked about him he started tripping LOL

[ren2020ky]

@TDubDaboss shut up

[ScientistSoundSytem]

jacking off to a copy of boys life.....lmao

[Mackie2030]

JESSE BELLEY IS WATCHING THIS VIDEO LOL

[aldoreshgaramok]

anal beads jesus rofl

[Saphira01]

I'm Catholic, and I think Ned is funny as shit. I mean, I hate the pedophile stereotype, but Ned makes fun of everyone so whatever.

I think that, compared to his other victims, this priest made me proud. He didn't start cussing and throwing a bitch-fit by the end of it like the usual targets.

"It's not to keep him safe... it's to keep him away from the little boys!" XD

[ThatGuyNamedTim]

"no no no please dont ruin the whole movie" WHAT? LMAO?

[crotchzapper]

I could make so many comments about this!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

[crotchzapper]

Priest- I am here to serve one purpose and thats... *ned cuts him off*

Ned- That's little boys!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[Xetrez]

@crotchzapper Touch, not that's.

[LORDGOAT1976]

lol

[sheek1982]

mane this was fucnny as fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! lmao

[MrHappy56697]

@sheek1982

funny huh?

[FirstStopAirgun]

funny

[MrBear1873]

Well done Ned, problem is some of these guys think you are joking about the RCC. I am sure all priests don t shag wee bhoys. Seemingly, Tony Mccoy is in line to be next pope, as he has an excellent record of riding 7 to 12 yr olds. Might just be a rumour though.

[gingerkidfails99]

ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE SHOULD DIE, THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

[karmalevel]

the Catholic church is demonic!!! Only true Christians for me!!

[123212go]

@karmalevel so 1.2 billion people out of 7 billion are demonic? That would mean you would have 2 of satan's helpers on your basketball team.

[dantepheonix13]

I'm a Roman Catholic and I think this *tries not to laugh and fails* Who the fuck am I kidding THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS XD

[Magicmaker1234]

let me explain, see you take these beads, and you shove em up your- -hangs up-

[classicrock923]

42 people pressed 4

[SwuaveWEB]

@classicrock923 Hopeful 42 people press thumbs down on your comment.

[classicrock923]

@SwuaveWEB ...why? did u press 4?

[DeutscheKreuze]

Neds crakycreaky voice does it in for me. Hello, this is Ned,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[KinkyAssClown]

FUNNY !!!

[TheStaticage01]

I like how when the priest answers the phone by the 3rd time he starts getting fedup and pissed off.

[bourqueman]

OMG-Way to go Ned!!

[nakem2011]

the pope loves wee boys

[nakem2011]

nae prody priests shagging wee boys

[TenteixSaigo]

My chest hurts from laughing so hard

[insanebraindoctor99]

Im sick of catholics trying to push thier religion on everyone else this is america you can worship whatever the hell you want

[TheJboybrown]

And WTF dosent the 10 commandments say you shall not worship any Gods but God? WTF are yu dumbasses doing bowing to the virgin Mary God is disappointed in you

[TheJboybrown]

@LCKjerks lol I'll be laughing when you burn in hell :D and I bet you believe we all came from monkeys right nope just you

[stfuplzzzz]

@TheJboybrown fuck you nigger loving jew fag god can suck my huge monkey black dick ill assfuck god until he force feeds me his holy cock

[LCKjerkzz]

religon is fake it is something the government made up ,to keep society under control.its all.mind tricks people. wake up :/

[ryan0ff]

@LCKjerkzz trust me, the goverment isn't doing it, people are just retarded. you get use to it, just nod your head and go along with it

[LCKjerkzz]

religon is fake. the government made it tokeep society under control. :/ wake up people.

[FawkesUniverse]

XD hilarious!

[Genedancingmachine]

I'm Black...and this is hilarious!!

I'm Catholic...and this is funny!!

I'm Gay...and this is really funny!!

I'm Female.. and this is funny.

I'm blah and this is blah

[supermen37]

im 14 atheist and usto be catholic THIS IS FUNNNNY XD

[atdbbcbarstool]

Im Catholic. Still find this funny!

[aaron5364]

@atdbbcbarstool

I'm an Atheist, and this is FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[bobdude247]

100 people pressed 4 =]

[mrskelligurl]

Religion= the greatest marketing/business scheme ever invented

Priests/Pastors= salesmen of an unquantifiable product, in layman terms fraud perpetuators

The catholic church is a terrorist organization and why it's allowed here in the states is beyond me.....the parishners who give to their 'church' are helping to fund sexual terrorists being protected from justice. If the government finds out you are donating to an organization connected to al-Qaeda--you go to jail though. Double standard?

[l1m0b0at]

@mrskelligurl because they are considered a religion and america as freedom of religion so that just adds to your greatest marketing business scheme ever thing

[l1m0b0at]

@mrskelligurl because they are considered a religion and america has freedom of religion so that just adds to your greatest marketing business scheme ever thing

[MrMirthful]

you gotta be kdding me, youre abnormal lol big hats to hide young boys underneath 1900-filthynastydirtypriests lmao

[sheriffdoodle]

ned what up

[violentjett]

42 people pressed 5

[ravenshield56]

*laughs* (remebers hes a preist) *Please refrain from using that language*

[CapitalBhoy78]

42 people are catholic priests molesting little boys

[cmcgarth1O]

epic win

[xHizukax]

Comment removed by Catholic Priest

[supermen37]

@xHizukax BAHAHAHAHAAHA

[wrongturn211]

they bascically worship mary, when the fuck did jesus worship his own mother. and jesus is a real person, same with muhammed, and buddah, theres just jesus the god and jesus the man.....according to scientist, where do you think BC came from?

[fortunecookiesucks]

@wrongturn211 It was a joke... >_<

[MickCorgi]

This is a great lesson video for making excuses in a most awkward accusation scene. Thank you uploader.

[jxsilicon9]

LMAO!! "The movie exorcist originally had a little boy but the priest kept molesting him."

[fortunecookiesucks]

How do we know that Jesus founded the Catholic Church?

Because Jesus loves the little children, and so do Catholic Priests. xD

[wrongturn211]

@fortunecookiesucks jesus never "founded" the catholic church, wtf.

[KAYROSE91]

A Christian is a person who adheres to Christianity, an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. Catholics don't do this. Christians believe Jesus is the Messiah (the Christ in Greek-derived terminology) prophesied in the Hebrew Bible, and the Son of God. Catholics don't believe this. They have their own interpretation.

Besides... priests are only in the Catholic religion...Pastors are in the Christian religion. So just to clear this up.

[KAYROSE91]

@KAYROSE91 - Not to mention that Catholics believe in the books of the Apocrypha. Which Jews tried to get rid of as these books were not inspired by God and as they condoned basis for purgatory (Christians believe in NO purgatory) which then it also condones magic and sinless peoples. All which is not supported in Christianity. In Christianity there is Ecclesiasticus and Additions to Esther and Daniel...but is not taken into deep consideration. Fine line people.... fine line......

[WarriorsEmbrace]

@KAYROSE91 Did you just draw a line between Christianity and Catholics? Catholicism is a sect of Christianity. In fact, before the schism catholicism was the ONLY sect of christianity. Everything you said was wrong. Yes, Catholicism is monotheistic. Yes, it is based on the teachings of Jesus. And FUNDAMENTAL to Catholic belief is that Jesus is the Messiah.

[Alexandra22773]

@WarriorsEmbrace

Catholicism is not Christianity, never has been. In fact the RCC tried to keep the Bible away from the people. It's paganism disguised as Christianity.

[WarriorsEmbrace]

@Alexandra22773 It started out that people were largely illiterate and they needed people to read an interpret -- these became priests. With the printing press, people gained access to books including the bible. The church, then very powerful, objected to losing their power as the "word of God."

Anyway, I'm not condoning what the RCC did historically. I'm just saying, yes, Catholicism is a sect of Christianity.

[HannahWasHerex3]

@Alexandra22773 How ignorant are you? Yes Chatholic is a form of christianity. And it's Katholosism not Catholicism.

[onelaststand1]

lol 666 likes

[DinosaurGoreFest]

this is why i don't go to church. christians are pedophyles.

[KAYROSE91]

@DinosaurGoreFest - Dude, Catholics aren't Christians LOL

[gogiants1044]

@KAYROSE91 ya they are retard....what are they then? idiot

[KAYROSE91]

@gogiants1044 - A Christian is a person who adheres to Christianity, an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. Catholics don't do this. Christians believe Jesus is the Messiah (the Christ in Greek-derived terminology) prophesied in the Hebrew Bible, and the Son of God. Catholics don't believe this. They have their own interpretation.

[EastAsiandictator]

@KAYROSE91 you're a dumbasss

[KAYROSE91]

@EastAsiandictator - For ? Look it up, it's true. Christians believe in Jesus as the Father, Son/ HS (hence the word Christian) - Caths don't believe this.

[deathmetalshredify]

If you like to talk to other priests about celibacy, Oh wait no ones gonna use that! WAAHAHAHAHA XD

[africacarey]

haaaaaaaaaaaaa the circle jerk

[africacarey]

thou shall not fuck lil boys

[MustangMark83]

@DiiVx1 Maybe he had some skeletons in his closet? and by skeletons I mean little boys

[supersaid23]

excellent.....................­....

[hopkins4545]

Yeah it is a shame for the priest that this piece of white trash--probably a guy who doesn't have a job--doesn't have anything better to do. I mean, aren't there applications at KFC?

[onefunkyjunky]

40 peodos watched this video

make sure you listen to ned calls father jones again

[doobiesmoke15]

Is that true what he said about the exorcist?

[CrazyCrakaaaaa]

OMFG I AM CRACKING UP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA I LOVE NED...!

[Lonewolf924]

Manson is Ned you dumbasses

[Sammicsno]

I love Ned, I love religions and religion is not to blame for boy fucking. It's the godam pedo himself who is to blame. The church is to blame for covering it up.

[MWcrazyhorse]

@Sammicsno so you love religions ey? funny in all my debates noone has ever said they actually love or even liked religions (except for their own, obviously). But you actually love religions? How so?

[ridadean]

This is awesomeee. I hate religions lol people should just live and be happy while they live, maybe If that happens little boys would stop getting raped

[Myvagisblue]

lmao tis is gey!



[looknfortruth]

my ministers goin to heaven,and hes getn mad pussy on the side!rofl

theres another call to father jones aswell

[forgodandulster100]

ROSSERY BEADS = ANAL BEADS IT ALL MAKES SENSE

[forgodandulster100]

YASSS THIS CUNT IS A LEGAND

THE POPE DRIVES IN A GLASS POPE MOBILE TO KEEP HIM AWAE FROM LITTLE BOYS

[forgodandulster100]

DIRTY BEASTS THE LOT AE THEM FUCK THE POPE AND ALL HIS FOLLOWERS

[lee0nline]

Fuckin dirty priest sickens me, defending his sick comrades. Fuckin scumbags the whole lot of them.

[a0eoj]

This is hilarious, especially when Ned proposes an 11th commandment, "thou shalt not fuck little boys."

[TheZodiacz]

I have no idea what anal beads are.

You take these beads and you shove them...

[hellspawn435]

@TheZodiacz exactly what it sounds like and how there described

[hellspawn435]

@TheZodiacz damn should watch the videos before commenting and making an ass of myself

[TheZodiacz]

@hellspawn435 Haha. Yeah, I've read comments before and thought up a reply before I'd listened to the whole thing too. But good to see you're up on your sex toy knowledge. :)

[Viewer794]

ruined the whole movie...

[theracistyank]

puts me in tears every time so damn funny

[amino715]

I'm Muslim and I think this is the only messed up prank call from Ned

[BowserKod]

@amino715 C'mon.. the only purpose of religion to society is to make fun of the fact that people actually believe them.

[Barnarded]

@amino715 ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!

[bigAshizzle]

@Barnarded Nah dude, it's Allah RACKbar.

[eternalholiday]

I'm so immature for watching these...:P

[ColinMeloy91]

nevermind he did i want to call that preist but ot for prank calling

[1977supertrucker]

Put money in the collection plate you help get them out of a law suite

[SmokinAce1555]

Refrain that type of language.. LOL

[154300]

anal beads!

I haven`t laughed so much for years lol

[vik2008USA]

too good.. 11th commandment.

[ahmadistheshitt]

In soviet Russia little boy fucks priest

[joker7645]

''Jacking off to boys life'', pissed my pants!

[Transmissional]

Thou shalt not fuck little boys. Hahaha mannnn this guy is the bomb.

[Viewer794]

Hello? Come on only $5.99 a minute.

[LowLowSpinners]

''the rosery beads my priest gave me look suspiciously like ANAL beads'' LOL!

[terran236]

all religious people are crazy mother fuckers, Spanish inquisition is the best example, now this little boy-molesting business.

[ShotyKilla]

@terran236

Explain to me in detail what your problem with religions are

[terran236]

@ShotyKilla as i mentioned, Spanish inquisition, the crusades, now little boy molesting, all the wars in the middle east are over religion.

[jkevelighan]

@ShotyKilla The problem with religions are that they are invented by man because man needs to believe their is an almighty "god" out there. Religions are the biggest blight on humanity, the biggest reason to steal money from people ever created. "Give more, and you just might be saved!!" You show me a self-professed "devout" person, and I'll show you a big fucking hypocrite.

[the4halves]

@jkevelighan thank you

[ren2020ky]

@jkevelighan you just described christianity and threw all religions in to that category, besides there are several religions that do noe believe in a higher power, get an education before trying to sound profound please

[jkevelighan]

@ren2020ky I wasn't trying to sound profound, just giving my opinion on religion. Which is basically that they are ALL invented by man, and a great many of them use fear and intimidation to browbeat people and make them give up their hard-earned money to be "saved". I personally don't get why people just can't be satisfied with living a good life and doing the right thing, which most people know how to do. Calling me uneducated for stating my opinion about religion is quite petty.

[ren2020ky]

@jkevelighan ok, i respect that and appogize

[tedoolpunk]

@jkevelighan you sum it up perfectly my friend. and to those who disagree... in the beginning man created god, there probably is no god, so stop worrying and get on with your life.

[08joshc]

its not to keep him safe, its to keep him away from the little boys lmoa

[Inmylifealive]

"yes father, we seem to have been disconnected" haha ;p

[fastmustang85]

one thing i love about ned he will not give up

[djthemonkey710]

hilarious

[ratview]

O'gil ya hick

[monarchistGrimreaper]

Yes, pre-pubescent children of course have such a bad grudge against their priests that they would architect a massive scheme involving accusing them of paedophilia. Of course its the children who are at fault here.

[woooonelli]

Thats impossible!!!!!

[SpringChatty]

why are so many so called men of god fuckin lil boys...he is bold as all no get out .

[dagofromchicago]

holy shit i love this guy ned

[xHizukax]

ahahahah 11th Commandments "Though shath not fuck.... little boy." ... nyahaha

[SpringChatty]

OMG .........I watched a different one about the 700 club and wanted him to call the pope. The priest was almsot as good. He sounded so innocent...I have no idea what a beads are ....... :O) shame on u ned...not

[deathskunk3]

What I love the most about Ned is if someone hangs up he calls back and says: We've seen to be disconnected

[Damnated6mil]

Yes.. The rosary beads my priest gave me look suspiciously like anal beads.

[mattylewis08]

HAHA, I like the automated phone line for Priests...that'd prolly make millions

[jorjor35]

"c'mon only 5.99 a minute!" haha

[ilovetheview47]

lmao @ 2:02

[eminem147792]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!

lmao. hahah. wow. sooo geart.

[BrandonTheRemix]

Neds beast.

[rollthefilmutube]

POPE FINALLY APOLOGIZES!

congrats!

[ravenshield56]

this is fuck funny u can just tel that preist is gay

[08joshc]

they arent protecting the priest from the people.....they are keepin him away from the little boys lmfao

[lothor1234]

that Bad news bear joke got me.

[LinkinPark2135]

"Thou shalt not fuck little boys" HAHAHA I almost spit my foot out laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!

[oncecooldevil12]

i only serve 1 purpose here and that is to .. "touch little boys " AHAHAHAH

[TheTMoney87]

Ned pisses a lot of ppl off he makes me laugh every prank call is funny

[cwh244]

Lol...I can't imagine how much stress these people go through. :P Long Live Ned!

[alek100]

lol priceless

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[solidscar]

Best prank ever!!!!!!!!

[82RN]

funny as hell!!!!!

[blingmow101]

NED is the man!

[primehive]

anal beads......lol to the fuckin bank!

[numbersarebadnina]

i agree with pawikan303 i dont get it he is laughing the whole time i wass to i love how when he says the 11 comendment should be i thow not rape little boys

[numbersarebadnina]

ned is the best he is just fucking funny

[03kenseth]

The Bubba army is alive and well in Canada. Ned is the fucking best.

[RaptorQueen]

you're an asshole

[Pawikan303]

I love how the priest is like, "I'm not into that kind of language" and yet he's laughing at him... XDDD

[skyscraper54]

we seem have been disconected lmao

[Quetzalcoytl]

lmao classic shit

[MockEmpire]

"that's not true, that's not true at all"

[weeGingerbaws]

I wonder if Big Jock knew of this dastardly deed?

Isn't that Priest typical of the RC church?