31. Sounds with my Mouth

[gabzandjulia]

Who cant make those noices , my friend and i just did all of them

[powerkissen]

WHY??

[MissionGuns]

Uhhh...gay?

[WoodyBDG]

this is the gayest shix ive ever seen

[BadTaste93]

so´ne scheiße

[crazycast1234]

1:48 is a zombie taking a shit

[shuffaholics]

@crazycast1234 chubacca taking a shit

[altfl]

you got talent my friend! paraolympics is your chance to prove it!!

[Axlepack]

ugly Gaylord! :D

[128mrskate]

look at this virgin go!

[cabsk8er7]

You should retitle the video "31 Ways to Give a BJ affectively". Btw nice vid

[lancerxlt1]

wtf is this?..

[Darth1Boofie]

You should make a tutorial, it will be called "How to be a fag"

[DjZeldoman]

PLEASE STFU!

[LeetBix000]

And at 2:15 ur not using ur mount

[LeetBix000]

Ur the biggest Faggot ever...

[tyroneistheman]

did anyone else notice the song says "i can't wait for you to shut me up"? why didn't he shut up the video would have been a lot better

[MrTDeee]

Fajnie masz na chacie :)

[tucktracks]

thumbs up if you thought 1:48-1:53 sounded like he was constipated

[UrLameThatsTheGame]

Thumbs up if you think 3:22 was the best part!

[TheShoal]

@UrLameThatsTheGame

Well, it actually was because you could restart it again.

[shadowblock2]

here's a sound from my mouth: FUCK YOU!

[shadowblock2]

hha everyone hates u

[ElBowie]

ich hab mir bis jetzt nur die Kommentare durchgelesen und ich muss gestehen ich kanns kaum erwarten :)

tja und bei manchen Kommentaren denk man sich (leider): "Es gibt die einen und es gibt die anderen. Die einen sind dumm und halten die Klappe, die anderen sind auch dumm aber müssen es jedem sagen!"

[1216saab]

trying to imitate brandon hardesty? It was kinda funny.

[Boecky3]

boa junge hast du gelitten

[StrobeeFx]

Whats he doing...

[alskjfl]

I wonder what his orgasm face looks like. I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin...

[Rexii87]

If you said every letter in the English Language you'd have 26.... so 31 isn't that impressive. Just tell a joke next time and whistle at the end of it. Might be funnier... just sayin

[sweetestdrama]

11 is LILO STICH LMFAO

[philieaglerulz]

hahahahahahaah 21 was the best hands down

[CTamson]

fuckin dafty

[bluesworld1090]

your fukn gay bruh

[gangstakdt]

thanks for playing the music so loud, that way i could not hear your gay ass sound effects

[Viper449]

congratulations... you've hit rock bottom

[TheJakeeyboy]

I WOULD LOVE TO PUNCH YOU

[Mangelo850]

Ah! The music won me over.

I love the pointless sound effects, too. Ha.

[crapmypantz]

so point less

[tiny751]

this is so pointless... :)

[scoutmachinima]

lol fish lips

[reedy1231]

everyone one can make those noises

[Axlepack]

Hi my name is Gofuckyourself (:

I like to be here :)

now..we are four stupid kids

wooooord!

[RRektar]

I like squirrels

[jerepih]

FUCKING GAY

[347454]

get a life



[Axlepack]

Omg..you ugly..gaylord. Everybody should hate you for this video.

I mean..you can´t make a video like this an post it on youtube where

thousands of other idiots have already posted videos which are full of

shit!:D

There are so many people who made a comment to this video. Their comments

are full of hate..pure hate..it´s amazing. So many idiots..

I´m sure..their childhood was really bad..really bad.

Their only wish is that you're gay?? I think they like you (;

Maybe Alphareflex1 will marry you^^

[Alphareflex1]

UGLY GAYLORDXD

[xxr0ckerxx1]

LMFAO At 16!!!!

[MasterCheaf1000]

everybody who look this video to the end is the ultimate Gaylord 

[dcninga]

now just beat box every sound in, lol

[KyleMakYeah]

you cant possibly say 25-27 are different, unless youre retarded. even though in the end you probably still are.

[tchurchill888]

nice necklace homo haha

[sqweenie]

at 1:50 you sound like a fat retarted chewbacca no offense

[TheUzumakiAngel]

1:18 - retarded

[MrElectrofeel]

Dude this is a waste off memory :o FAG !!

[321NaMlaTeM]

LOL . . . Dude you forgot the "Water Drop"

[papas321321]

Your a big fag

[Lirees]

ember.... ésmég felis rakod... hát grat... xD

pff. :D

[makalele93]

victim!

[TheShoal]

@makalele93

Damn it!

[CHA5IE]

i like 11 its so wierd

[joshakatitch]

No. 23 look like he was slapping dick

[SargeantDeDe]

noob and nerd in one =D

[Awsum41rWhtesx]

none of these are real sounds you hear every day...

[grabbelbabbel]

WOOOOOOOOW How doyou do that.

You are amazing, man

And I like it that you playing music while doing that good stuff.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! YOU are the biggest loser I ever saw In my Whole life just wan't to be shure you know that

[TheShoal]

@grabbelbabbel

I really laughed at that xD That's at least originel! Awesome how good you used sarcasm at the end, almost sounds real.

By the way: "Sure". . . .

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal its original not originel.. two stupid kids

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

And you deleted your first comment and made another. Three stupid kids.

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal actually, you returned a pair of panties to the store because they were not the right size for you so two stupid little jerks.. what dumb ass makes videos on this anyways? DUMBFUCK ... improve your grammar

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

What dumb ass makes comments on dumb ass videos?

Three stupid little jerks. Thanks to you my grammar improved.

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoalso your retarded fuck head admits himself that this video is a dumb ass video? ha ha fag, go get a real life. your grammar still did not improve. four-eyed mother fucker go suck on your mom's dick.

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

And that sad comment proves why we are three idiots. 

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal sad? your face is sad.. i lick your moms pussy dry like a raison so shut the fuck up.. two fucked up kids.. one cant spell second one makes gay-2cd grade noises so like i said before, go fuck your self since you dont have no one to do it for you

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

Just accept the fact that you are one of us.

[Axlepack]

@k9gsd117 and now..suck my dick..suck my motherfucking dick

[k9gsd117]

@Axlepack what dick are you talking about fucker? i shove a baseball bat in up your mom's ass..

go ask your dad to lick your pussy not me you dumb fuck

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

You are one of my favourite haters. First you think you are so damn awesome and than you just ignore everything and start to offend me with all you have. I can see how your brain slowly turns down. Please go on and entertain me.

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal i don't think that i am "so damn awesome" i know i am awesome. what kind of fucked up loser makes videos based on the sounds they can make and wears ugly and idiotic glasses? so your dumb fuck needs to shut the fuck up unless you want me fucking your mother again doggy style like she wants. also tell her ill see her tonight.. fag..

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

Now you are just repeating yourself. You are boring.

And to that Axlepackcomment of yours: Yes, he is the one talking shit over the internet.

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal repeating? lol, give me one example of me "repeating"..

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

"You are ugly, get a life, I fuck your mum, how stupid" etc. Whatever.

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal i only said that once.. not in every comment as you did

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

Now it gets confusing. I*ll just stop answering and go on waiting for the next hater to appear. Good day to you sir.

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal confusing? well for retards yes... its "i'll" not i*ll..

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal you say your hometown= Germany?

wenn Ihr dummen Esel lesen können, ich fickte deine Mutter so hart in den Arsch letzte Nacht, dass sie immer noch fordern mehr .. und ein Jahr ist bereits abgelaufen. so schlecht sehen sie heute Abend .. haha moron

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

Dude, seriously. That is so fucking bad. Just never use that translator again. Never. My eyes are bleeding.

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal translator? ok..

Hitler, its not a translator its actually written if you claim your home town is Germany, dont bull shit like you dont understand what i wrote to your sorry dumbass.. take off those glasses dumb shit and then your idiotic eyes wont hurt..

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

It's just the grammar you know?

So, you finally reached my limit you stupid piece of shit. Shut the hell up and try to get a life! Seriously, I don't think you have one if you go on my video and start to annoy me. That's not how an average human with a little bit of brain should act. So please do yourself a favour and leave this video. I know it's complete shit but I like the haters But you sure are one who doesn't know when to stop. Leave it. Just leave it.

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal German duckhead,

You need to stop making videos about shit and then tell people to get a life you teenage prostitute.. you little prick, don't get jealous that i fuck your mother so hard in the ass that she never gets off. Don't get off topic by saying bullshit about brains which is something you don't have obviously..

go do your homework instead of sucking your dads small dick in result, you get cum in your ear.. go suck a black man's dick you stupid little prick. BITCH!

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

Yes.

[k9gsd117]

@TheShoal nothing else to say??

[TheShoal]

@k9gsd117

Yopp.

[Axlepack]

@k9gsd117 I..I asked my dad..but he only wants you to suck his dick..to suck his motherfucking dick!

[k9gsd117]

@Axlepack so you admit that your dad is a gay homo? i see what you mean.. im not going to suck your dad's pussy that's why he has you moron.. go clean up my cum that i left on your mothers bed instead of talking bullshit over you tube..

[Axlepack]

@k9gsd117 Omg..you left your cum on my mothers bed

..and..and..dindn´t clean it?

You bastard! What´s wrong with you?

..I mean..everyone has cleaned her bed..

[k9gsd117]

@Axlepack why would i clean it if your mother said that she will slurp it off? lol..retard..

[k9gsd117]

@Axlepack nothing else to say?? dickhead?

[Axlepack]

@k9gsd117 Oh..sry..I have forgotten you.

I had to do important things like studying..

But now i´m back you little brain-dead.

You missed me, right? :)

But it´s so fucking boring to talk with you

about my mom..Whereas your mom is more interesting..

I´m watching her..at the moment..in the internet.

I´m very sure you are just as ugly as she is (:

That´s very difficult..but..YES YOU CAN!

[k9gsd117]

@Axlepack studying on how to suck a dick? good job, you actually listen to me. you made absolutely no sense on what your old-dumb-retarded-little-shit said.Whereas your mom is more interesting.. ? you spell like a nigger was teaching you the English language.. i saw your mom try to steal some one dollar earrings at the dollar store. she showed me her pussy and is was still dry from last night..

[k9gsd117]

@Axlepack due to the fact that i licked her pussy dry like a raisin..

like i have previously said, "GO SUCK A BLACK MANS DICK" YOU UGLY 90 YEAR OLD GRANDMA

[Axlepack]

@k9gsd117 "you spell like a nigger was teaching you the English language" Oh maan..You little racist. I don´t like people like you sucker. But it´s very boring. Your comments are always about the same..my moms pussy..i should suck a dick..You are not very intellectual, right?

So..I have to go..Have fun with your foolish comments (;

Goodbye little child!

[k9gsd117]

@Axlepack lol dickhead.. what are you a drop out? because you sent me this message at 12 pm. bitch, racist= hate for no reason black people(nigger's) give you many reasons to hate and they dont like white people either so shut your smart ass up you teenage mother fucker.. what moron uses words such as foolish? go back to school you fucking drop out and stop hanging on my dick fuck head..

[TheFribit]

thats crazy.

[metal4ever241]

how can u post such a shit video u look totaly retarded, and you probably are , how do retards kid like you think they'll have some sort of success on youtube with tthis kind of totat shit , i hope u get beat up by kids at school for doing that video

[TheShoal]

@metal4ever241

Says the manly man who randomly calls people on the internet retarded.

It's normal to envy me, don't be ashamed.

[metal4ever241]

@TheShoal face it you look retarded

[TheShoal]

@metal4ever241

And? What's your point?

[metal4ever241]

@TheShoal my point is your a waste of space on this planet, you dont even know you look like a handicaped retard, wich you probably are anyway.

[TheShoal]

@metal4ever241

I know how I look like. But I don't get why it's so important to you to argue with me.

This video is over 2 years old in a time where I got lots of free time. And now you come and insult me just because I look retarded? I feel sorry for you because at least I have a meaning in life.

[alelt11]

@metal4ever241 hey man this is the video i MOSTLY hate on Youtube, I totally Agree with you, they shouldn't let mentally challenged people to post videos on youtube like him, I feel bad for him because he's safe in his house just commenting back but if it was face-to-face conversation, he would be sucking his own dick instead, well.. (if he had one)

[777Kiana]

how'd u do 29? Thats all I wanna know... and 30? ..... *thinks of yaoi.... explicit yaoi...*

[yoyi2030]

dude really ??

[EyesOfMisfortune]

Number 20= That's some Jurassic park shit

[okmijn01232]

fuck your an ugly cunt

[TheShoal]

You know that my face doesn't look anything like that, right?

Make a fair comparison like car crash or something, but not that.

[allbig333]

Do you get beat up alot?

[TheShoal]

Nope?

[EnMs10BaLlaMw2cOd]

@allbig333 he prolly does, hahaha



[simondogcat]

ur so fucking retarded people like u are a waste of space on earth..u know tht..

[TheShoal]

Oh crap, I am so sorry! 1 meter is just too much space for me. Damn it, it would be better used if someone would take a TV and place it there.

I am SO sorry!

[K2Snowboarding4212]

Im pretty sure every average american can do these noises. Get a life!

[TheShoal]

I am so happy that the Americans learned something from me. Thanks for the information!

[Zeranoq]

Really amazing, keep it up xd

[royulrik]

nice Shoal ;) bet you are good at beat boxing.. :)

[Brandog132]

#16 haha XD

[sickulasglorie]

damn the song iz my x'z song..

[thesloth16]

I bet you have so many friends at school..

[TheShoal]

I bet you never read others comments.

I already said that I am done with school.

God, you guys really are so funny.

[6Nelo6Angelo6]

you're nuts XD

[nicknerfcod42]

stop sending me these gay comment to me u gay fag

[TheShoal]

If you go on like this you might be able to learn English. I believe in you.

[nicknerfcod42]

ya in ur mind u hav crap so this must be y u make these fucked up vids with ur mouth im sorry thats how u hav to speack every day

[nicknerfcod42]

alet11 is fucking right oh amd dont go back screaming to ur moma that everying is calling u gay and crap so fuck of u bitch

[TheShoal]

So in your eyes I am the idiot and you are the awesome guy who needs 4 comments to get to the point?

You are THE man and I think you are special.

[nicknerfcod42]

i still feel the pain

[nicknerfcod42]

oh the pain

[nicknerfcod42]

so emberassing

[wdowa94]

I can make 126,5 sounds and 8 songs xD

[bronzedidi]

kinda cool but i wonder how to do it

[bronzedidi]

fart soundo.0

[fritzender]

U look like a crazy person on # 16 and sound wierd on # 20 but GRRReat job,lol

[MegaSprinkles]

were u cleening ur teeth on 22

[GodOfTheInternets]

Dont yell at him, hes probably autistic or at least suffers from asperge.

[TheShoal]

Thanks Doctor for the diagnosis.

[simsfreak555]

Will everyone just shut up?!

He makes a video about 31 sounds he can make, So What?!

What are you going to do about it? Report him because his video is Boring?!

Common ppl, i bet no one cares about it.

You can say its bad, but don't start with saying 'You got no life' if you got no life either!

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

autism...

[TheShoal]

....Is a cool word, isn't it?

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

I bet you don't have friends at school.

[TheShoal]

I bet you still go to school.

Sorry dude, I am a hard working man. Don't think of it, it's gonna hurt your head.

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

I work and i go to school.

You are working hard but, you still got the time to reply to me in an instant?

[TheShoal]

Just like you, hm?

I work on different times a day. So the time changes.

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

I'm 15 and i dont work everyday, hm?

But,

Did you even have friends at school?

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

YOUR GERMAN

I KNEW IT!!!!

[alelt11]

@TheShoal you're a man? to me you look like a homosexual, If you comment back, you are accepting you are a homosexual, I'll wait for you to comment back because I know you're homo anyways... have a nice emo life

[TheShoal]

@alelt11

I knew I know your name. You are that poor person... Yes, your jokes are soooo awesome. I am totally gay and I hate my life because I am ugly.

Now what? Are you now happy? Why are you commenting here? I don't get it. This is the video you mostly hate (I am impressed) and you always come back, trying to do what? Finding friends here who hate me too?

You are an interesting person. Want to go on a date with me? Give it to me from behind my honey!

Now f*** off. Tanks.

[StillAwak3]

@TheShoal Lol... Well said...

Some of those sounds were not needed to be done. OTher ones were interesting...

[GeneralAnimator]

lol at 1:48 = hairdryer or zombie :P

[lightassassin2]

duraak....

[Hebert6760]

this is the worst fucking wanna be kill your self you idiot

[TheShoal]

Look at the comments, I already had that.

Come on, I want new ideas.

[alelt11]

i agree, he should kill himself i told him that XD in those comments before

[TheShoal]

Good that you mentioned it. Afraid that no one reads your precious genious comments?

I thought we were through with that.

[alelt11]

you know what just shut the fuck up,you fucking fag, get a life and friends please.I have friends a life and i don't want to waste it here.And also you don't need to talk back ok? ok bye little fag lifeless piece of shit

[TheShoal]

You are so boring. Isn't it depressing to be so lonely that you have to make comments on videosfrom other people? Come on, go to your so called friends in Narnia and stop wasting my time. You are starting to get annoying with all your childish comments. Try to irritate me without all this "fuck" and "faq" stuff. I bet you can't do it. That's so sad...

[alelt11]

just wait for a surprise that i don't think you'll like

[TheShoal]

Picture of you?

[alelt11]

I knew you were gay

[TheShoal]

1. That's why you are chatting with me.

2. You said "Don't think you'll like". Don't you ever read what you write?

[khaled6100]

try some thing useful

[TheShoal]

Like?

Learning to write? "Something" like that?

[khaled6100]

maybe , cause u make your self so silly

[TheShoal]

Oh, that's right. "Yourself" has the better arguments and I am silly...

[sootyferrari65]

i can do all of these and more