monkey on a goat on a cup on a tight rope

[ADCShotz]

FAKE



[marcuswlnd3]

This video went viral on Chad

[MegaEllsBells9]

Monkeys like 'Dude if you fall, i'll beat you with the bananas at home'

[Leighsus]

This video should be shown to anybody who isn't sure what YouTube is for.

[devilskater]

Holy Shit A monkey On A Goat On A Cup On A Tight Rope And The Fucker Does A 360

[papalolita]

For those of you who complain about animal cruelty: fuck you!

You wanna talk about animal cruelty? Look at this fat American bitch attempting to ride a pony.

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THAT is animal cruelty.

[PaintingHeartsBLACK]

Monkey 1:18: HELL YEA I'M KING OF THE WORLD!

[thematt5738]

Meh... I'd rather be the goat that is ridden by a monkey as it crosses a tightrope for the delight of Chinese people than the goat that gets it's throat ripped out by a leopard or something in the wild.

[BehrzuBehrzinjsh]

that's russia today for you

[WaddaBilla]

Superhuman skillz :D



[mabarker111]

This is truly disgusting

[eleandramadsen]

wow!!!goats and monkeys are compatible? like I was born under year of the goat(1979) and my husband under year of the monkey(1980)...

[SHAILUVAGHASIYA]

Wonder

[meganrascal]

completely fucked

[02lcooper]

stop moaning about animal cruelty. goats are naturally great balancer, in the wild the climb things. and i bet these guy get tret like gold for being the star performance.

[BucketHeadJunior]

@02lcooper Thank you. i want to give you a cookie.

[zenmata]

@02lcooper You sir are a God among Kings

[navneetpushp1]

leav else man see the fuckin balance....can u do that with monkey on ur rat ass back

[navneetpushp1]

leave else guys... appriciate the balance man,,,,,can u do that with monkey on ur back ?

[xxCherryDropsxx]

as impressive as it is, that's fucked up for the animals

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

wow they should be put in jail.

[IBigIManDixon]

@TheDudeFrom0Z Why what did the goat and the monkey do?

[bjorkisawesome]

goats like this often live on steep steep mountain slopes, its probably quite at home up there.

[Tiger6117]

great! some king of balancing goat! hha:)

[popuipopui]

thats animal abuse in a way. :L

[gemmeblood]

Thumbs this up if you saw this watching 'Rude Tube' ;)

[AvoidDrunkDialing]

This is far to cruel to be entertaining. and i'm not even a big activist 

[alastairmoore1]

@AvoidDrunkDialing What? How is it cruel? Neither the monkey or goat are being whipped, neither of them look to be in pain. Where's the cruelty? They both probably get treated very well.

[AvoidDrunkDialing]

@alastairmoore1 Idk i feel like this puts the animal through a lot of stress. i'm not an animal psychologist... but then again, animal psychologists aren't animals...

[caribou007]

@alastairmoore1 They are taught to do this using pain. The only reason a wild animal would do such an act is to avoid pain. During the public act, different instruments are sometimes used. The trainers do not care about the animals, this is animal exploitation. Similar animal cruelty takes place in almost all circus acts as well as in zoos.

[hurlubu]

@caribou007 your underestimating the goat they can learn for goodies too fucking retard aniway we dont know soo lets not judge.

[Aid4nS33rs]

in soviet russia, monkey on a goat on a cup on a tight rope on you.

[MOUNTnBLADE]

monkey just sits on the goat wavin

[sti0004]

its a ram not a goat

[damon858]

@sti0004 why say stupid things like that it's clearly a goat!

[LeedsLunatic]

Fucking poor animals!!!

[kakaman05]

asian can do anything O.O

[jackass1993911]

@kakaman05 its Russian u nimkompoop :P

[kakaman05]

@jackass1993911 but they speaking chinese

[ownagenewb111]

Poor goat :<

[adob0streak]

@ownagenewb111 poor goat? you should be proud of it

[charlotteii2013]

oh you tightrope goat, you so random. :)

[morrieD]

and no description possible  8O

[randomtwig]

Everyone who's saying the goat was beaten, if you know anything about animals then you'll know that if you train an animal to do something, beating it won't get it there. If that goat was beaten while trying to do that do you think it would do it again? Don't bother answering that

[tampertt]

@randomtwig

Then you don't know much about animals in the entertainment industry, that's for sure. I suggest you find out how they teach for example baby elephants or lions to do tricks in the circus. Breaking its will is how they get animals to obey and that involves beating, lying on a chain all day, poking with a stick/ sharp objects and other forms of abuse. Ofcourse it is done behind closed doors.

Don't even bother to deny those facts.

[randomtwig]

Only in soviet russia

[chicken11999933]

I'm going to train a giraffe to do this and post in on youtube. It will be titled: Hat on a monkey on a goat on a giraffe on a tight rope.

[twistybythesea]

@chicken11999933 @ chicken11999933 like your style

[HelTra91]

@chicken11999933 the monkey has some way to climb before doing his little handstand :P

[HelloBeautifulDHV]

wow... O__o (lol dan and phil... :P )

[pantiara2]

You people forget mountain goats have an excellent sense of balance. This is still awesome though.

[cekabe]

hahahah, wow, the goat seems to b well concentrated as well as the monkey in his act haha, bananas for mr Monkey

[calabroncody]

trully amazing, changed my life lmfao

[CHaaSTiiTy]

can you say Animal Cruelty?

[CursedLink666]

@CHaaSTiiTy oh wow, its just walking slowly, i dont see them whipping him across! Can you say sit and roll over boy?

[paddytheduck]

ummmmm ok im going to this

[jackass739]

Fucking epic!!

[faithlessmary]

I don't mind eating meat. Animals eat it as well. But no animal makes other species do these stupid things. I can only imagine how many months and years this goat had practised. I would also like to see that stupid woman - an idiot- do that first and then torchure others.

[xXTheKelsinatorXx]

hahaha hope its not a fainting goat...

[snakeahz08]

WTF!!!!!! Sicko!!

[xXsiudekXx]

fucking gooks. fish heads, pan faces, slope heads

[SamuriaPizzaCat]

Sure the goat was beat or whatever but I bet now it's living like a king if it dies good bye act ...

[xoxpenguinxox]

I wonder how many times they had to beat it before it got it right....

[MrCooli07]

"Incredible Goat" NGamer :)

[RiKKuXd28]

holy goat :O

[JohnFante0]

The monkey is in control of this whole setup. In fact he is exploiting that poor woman.

[AnnD78]

this makes me cry for the goat and monkey. AMAZING but still

[Electricslippers]

WOW amazing but not sure if it's fair on the animals :P

[Anna4ever98]

bwahhaa thats crazy!! :3

[EvilAston09]

•.•

[taragoesmoo]

:o that was horrible.

[SuperDooperTess]

oh my gawd <3

[fiveonefiveohwe]

it would hurt to stand on a cup >:

[OMGitsEmilyAvalanche]

WOW

[firefoxtube222]

holy fuck the monkey is shaking the goat on a tight rope reatrd well

indian

[XDa7x4lifeXD]

wowzer. its not only a goat and a monkey. but its amazing phil :]

[burplec]

why do i want it to fall at 0:25 ?

[dallama182]

does the monkey add a difficulty bonus?

[SuperrsStephh]

Omg :O

(hi phil :3)

[A7X768]

ಠ_ಠ

[AmazingPhil]

WHATTTT

[MichaelPutley]

phil! loved christmas adventure despite many others. Who else thinks this video is cruel?

[TheAdriatic45]

That Goat has more career prospects than most teenagers. Soon animals will replace all humans in jobs!

[Eminem6987]

haha arent goats meant to be able to do that? or is that just mountain goats? or was that a mountain goat... o_O

[Laurieface23]

that cannot be a real goat!

[AwkwardTurkleCompany]

o____________o Holy fuck monkey!

[redfoxonstilts]

Fuck people who make animals do that

[Bexi222]

I want that magic goat !! imagen all the magical things it can also do!

[pinkCAndyyFLoss]

Its a magical goat :D

Yay For Goats.

And Russian People. <3

[HurikanePie]

That's pretty much about to cross the line marked "EVIL"... jeeeez goats arent made to have monkeys on their back going along a tightrope... but that is seriously one poised, balanced, goat... o.o

[kyandeiai]

:0 wtf crazy goat!

[danisnotonfire]

O____________O what the holy fuck

poor animals yes

but jesus

goat has skillz

[DINOZAURSx]

lol, creepy.

[Inightmares]

@danisnotonfire  how do you reackon they taught the goat his awsome skilz?

[TheAdriatic45]

Soon the humans will be pulling ploughs in the fields and the animals will live in the houses.

[EVVVV]

dude thats awesome!!!

[nick747474]

Well I don't care if you think its wrong or not, the fact is they did it and its impressive.

[jarrado3]

fuck a donkey in the left bolock thats cool i dont care bout the goat on the tipe rope im just amazid about the monkey on the goat

[alexboisot]

you guys talking about animal cruelty... sorry, but it's a bit ridiculous. there is such a thing as cruel treatment of animals and this is most definitely not an example of it. it's a goat on a rope. damn. go hug a tree.

[peoplethought]

Obviously she isn't going to beat the thing in front of people.

[arafel1964]

Unnatural and cruel! Makes me think of the vid 'Chinese zoo' and then especially part 7. There you can see how they train the animals and how they use the sticks. It was about a bear in a pink dress forced to ride a bycicle. And he got beaten regurlarly. Like the dancing bears in some muslim countries. People abusing animals are such bastards!

[BewareOfOranges]

You can clearly see the beating here.... ??

not really unnatural, goats just naturally have great balance

[arafel1964]

No goat would do this voluntary and no monkey would sit voluntary on a goat.

So this is unnatural, as unnatural as elephants in a circus or tigers. Makes me wonder how they got trained too.

[BewareOfOranges]

and a dog playin fetch is unnatural? maybe u should investigate how they get trained?

[arafel1964]

watch; Chinese zoo-part 7 and 'Earthlings'. Anythng an animal does voluntary is oke for me but this goat and this monkey wouldn't do this all by themselves. So again, as I am against circusses I am also against this kind of 'entertainment' no matter which country it is.

[91mattt]

EXCREMENT

[alexboisot]

sorry but there is absolutely no way that is real. the cup and the rope don't even move or shake in the slightest. massively stupid.

[MrDirtguy01]

ching chong ding dong sing song wing ding chow wow ching chong ding dong!

[xRIKTERx]

dude...this i what five star ratings were created for...fuck fred...people need to know about this

[doolallytap1]

I'm sorry but I find this quite ghastly the poor animals don't do this out of choice, or happiness - they will be in a state of do or die - not through cgnitive thought but instinctive thought.  All those who think it cool go and do it yourself.

[xRIKTERx]

@doolallytap1 then explain how he got on the rope?

[chouxdebruxelle3]

blows my mind!!! what a neat trick...but also what life must have those animals....can't think of what they would do to those poor animal to go past the normal fear of doing this...

[YourUsernameBoresMe]

@chouxdebruxelle3

they probably just say "do it or we'll eat you" that would work. Animals that end up in your supermarket have worse lives. I'm not saying this is fine though. I find nature documentarys much more entertaining.

[IOWJack]

PeoplePeoplePeople. If you disagree with this, surely its more effective to take a stand and protest outside an actual circus? the MAN don't read youtube comments. :)

can't we just accept that this is bloody amazing. i mean srsly. wow. i can't tightrope and i have feet, let alone do this with a monkey on my back and standing on a cup.

A goat has hooves.

[noxin81]

That monkey sure knows how to ride a goat.

[peoplethought]

Notice how the woman swings the baton around as if she's trying to make it look like she's performing or something. What other purpose would that have other then to let the animal see that she is raising it to possibly hit it with it? If it were supposed to be used just to communicate with the animal, why couldn't she just use her hands?

[BewareOfOranges]

same with conductors at an opera... definately threatening to beat the musicians. mayb you should try ban all forms of sticks from shows...

[peoplethought]

I'm going to assume you're kidding.

[MissErsko]

This is probably the craziest shit I've ever seen on youtube

[RummanTheGoat]

UNDOUBTEDLY THE BEST VID EVER! LMFAO

[ksss2000]

Makes me think how many times must the animals have been beaten with that stick to get them to do all this?

[123skiddy321]

Siiick, in a good fucking way.

The goat is clearly having the time of its life!!!

get a fucking grip RSPCA motha gimps. x

[krughugs]

rotate-a-goat : D

[DJKatAnimated]

Okay, someone's bullshitting me o_O

[DeI2anGeD]

There are so many problems with animal circuses. I just can't find pleasure watching something like this.

[eloquentonez]

yall who always put crap coments on circus show suck. what in gods name are u doing on the site if u dont like it... ironic ainit

[doolallytap1]

I'm here because someone sent me the video to look at they thought it was a neat thing to do - it's not and I'm etitled to to comment as well as you

[xoxmemoryxox]

Lol how did it do that.

[Mom2ToriJo]

What crap! Poor things should get to live out on a farm or in the wild and not having some idiot with a stick make 'em walk on a wire. They probably live in teeny-tiny cages when they aren't up for show. Circus's suck too for this same reason!

[murraywall1]

dude monkeys dont live on farms

[JonnoBonno1]

goats do u shit face. monkeys shpld be free in thw wild

[princedelanight]

how do you they aren't happier performing for the circus?

[Mom2ToriJo]

Would YOU be happier living in a cage, having someone hit you with a stick to perform stupid crap, controling your every move or would you prefer your freedom? Animals weren't put here to be made to do stupid crap like this.  It's ridiculous.

[princedelanight]

I don't know how a goat or a monkey think. Maybe they like performing and being watched. You're neither a goat nor a monkey are you? Then you're not qualified either.

[peoplethought]

So you'll just assume that they do enjoy it?

[carman919]

thank you! i m totally agree with u.

i feel so sad for these innocent animals.

[hash626]

i wonder what the diameter of the rope is

[theligbabowski]

theres a midget russian gymnist inside that goat costume

[85sonofagun]

lol @ the money doing a handstand

[IzlandDute]

omg so random but so amazing!!

[rogan2134]

i dont beleive they have animal cruelty laws in china/japan/whever this is dipshit. animal rights was something concoted by some capitalist fatass in congress

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

its a mighty monkey god warrior riding its steed. lol i guess thats why goats can scale vertical rock faces. and of coarse the monkey has good balance.

[Crocodonk]

Poor goat, I bet he would be prefer to be gyro meat.

[tehchezman]

this is the most awesome thing ever! as IF animal cruelty. They are stars! Stars of the circus ya'll

[lukeyfrio]

werd ya'll

[AkinaSSBF]

I can't see the cup.

[quintenlover777]

Monkey made mad moldeypoo. And through it at the host heheehe

[Marcintosh]

Ever deal with a goat? I have and believe me, if the goat doesn't wanna do this, he wouldn't and NO power on earth could make him change his mind. A goat would rather die than be forced into anything. Goats will do weird things all on their own with out ANY prodding from humans so you might want to know more before you get all jacked up about animal cruelty. I'm not criticizing, only sayin'.

[paramorelove146]

what the heck!? Animal Cruelty you sad people wasting your time trying to teach a goat how to stand on a cup on a rope this is a load of crap!

[evrclr29]

i agree. this is terrible

[mcrluva88]

its animal cruelty.

[gilbertfh]

I have a dog that fetches a ball, heals when I call him and stay's when I tell him to stay. He knows several tricks and is one of the best dogs I have seen. I guess this means I must have beat him when nobody was watching.

[bvallance007]

Monkey " Whos the chick in the green?"

Goat " dont know...but if she doesnt fuck off with that stick im gonna poke it up her arse!!!"

[godie666]

that is the most awsome thing i have ever fucking seen

[walnutpearl]

i aint afraid of no goats

[drumsyeah]

And, I thought I'd seen everything.....

[nanas831]

SICK!!!!!!!!!!!

[sandman189]

well, goats do have a crazy sense of balance

[Kwicherbichen]

If only our Goverment could operate this well. Obama and Biden should take note.

[sam211194]

DaTS A SILLY Arld MUNKY aND A DafT BASTarD goaT

[GuyMagicFingers]

2 animals, 1 cup

[Ifyoueverhadalove]

Poor thing, that's no life for a goat or a monkey

[PezzaD]

Or a cup.

[GigiLuvsRomeo18]

this is funny if you got a brain problem bcuz you dont see wat the trainers 4 the circuses do 2 the animals so that they can learn these difficult and confusing acts of stupidity

[BucketHeadJunior]

Then you must find it pretty damn funny. "bcuz" "wat" Seriously? The only act of stupidity here is the bad grammar and miss spelled words in your comment. Next time you want to try to insult some one's intelligence maybe try not to sound like an idiot yourself.

[SupersonicKicker83]

LOL!

[fatalisdk]

I'm on a goat

[xXROYGBPXx]

omg, i wonder if a pygmy goat can do this!

[gc0ck]

videos like this remind me how sad my life must be if i'm entertained by this. lol

[march88]

when i read the title i was all like

bleh.. that's impossible

but then the goat really pulled! HOLY SHIT!

I just don't hope he suffered too much learning this

[chickenclucker]

the video is impressive, the description is more so.

[hussyw]

lmfao!!

[L2Dre]

JEsus fucking christ with a chocolate icecream!!!! WTF WTFWTF

[gwybedyn]

grotesque.

[Peter5k]

goat thinking : " if I fuck this up, they are going to have me for dinner "

[parrotsnest]

There is no doubt who the most powerful country in the world is..

[jays05]

this is officially the awesomest thing in the world

[whitecrow255]

and the point of this video is???????

it's beyond cruel and should be removed from youtube.....try getting a real job and leave the animals alone. ALL animals should live free of fear.

[qwerty42a]

all animals should live with FEAR!!!!!!!