Jarvis w/ Ali G - Help the Muthafuckin Aged

[georgepotter428]

This video is popular on Concord

[danielbarret1025]

So� I am around the weird part of Youtube yet again.

[ShadyR45]

oap , yeah you know me!!! HAAAAAA!!!

[Exeunt26]

Jarvis: Uh. Uh.

[Exeunt26]

It means she's dead.

[Ullbritt]

BEAM BEAMA! BEAM BEAMA! WHO STOLE ME NAN'S ZIMMA!? IT DON'T MATTA NOW SHE'S 3 STONE SLIMMA! AIIIIGHT!

[p1kara1]

@Ullbritt bim bimmer :(BMW)-)

Could you or somebody else explain the part "now she's three stone slimmer"? sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/He­lp-the-Aged-Ali-G-Remix-lyrics­-Pulp/B410CA26D1701C4B482576D9­000FD9A2 (???= leak:-)

[FungusMossGnosis]

@p1kara1

At first I suspected "three stone slimmer" was some expression meaning ..like, shot full of three bullet holes (after the pursued the Beama thieves?) but now I see that "three stones" = about 40lbs. That's a lot of weight to lose from a firefight.

So, no, I'm back to square one. Have no idea what AG is rattling on about.

[pmaximus100]

@FungusMossGnosis I think because someone stole her 'bimma' she's walked everywhere and lost weight lol

[sheffieldsexcity]

@FungusMossGnosis

"Who stole me Nan's Zimmer? It don't matter now - she's 3 stone slimmer"

Translation: Who stole my Nana's Zimmer frame (i.e. walking frame that elderly people use to move around), and yes, she has lost 3 stone which is equal to 42 lb in the process of walking around without the help of it!

[423likeajewel]

british comedy > american comedy. FACT!

[wwwdotsoldotcom]

@423likeajewel British comedy is much more intelligent and witty. In America you get told when to laugh even in sitcoms ! you also steal pretty much all of our reality shows even the simplest ideas like wife swap..

[thejonsonator]

keep off the crack keep off the crack!

[kaliyuta]

this is so amazing.

[Shakesamelia]

AH brilliant,haven't seen this for ages!

Help the mofo aged! LOL

[samboskull]

SHE STILL GET JIGGY IN 'ER BOYFRIENDS 3 WHEELA! Lmao Baron Cohen is one of the best comedians of all time

[ftwjme]

The Asian dancer is/was fucking gorgeous. I wonder what her name is.

[wakeywakey1988]

lad points to jarvis for doing this!

[quaversarecheesy]

Arr so funny! I remember this well. Just had to look this up 'cause a circular to "help the aged" just came through the door. "Her name is Sheila. She's always on the phone to her mother f**kin dealer" pmsfl!

[1717cr]

best remix ever

[SaschaJolie92]

kiddiefiddler

[mastrokid]

Greatest. Collaboration. Ever.

[justjazz46931]

at 00:27 when AliG is scratching the record with his elbow , why does Dj Da force look upset ?

[CockMasterTheNextGen]

@justjazz46931

coz ali g shows off while he is doing the main shit!

[iixlateralusxii]

are most the people that watch this british? ... im american and find this stuff totally irresistible mainly because it's british, lol

[iloveplcb]

@iixlateralusxii I am from Chile, I live in the US, and I find this hilarious! Not because it's British, but because it's really funny.

[sawyerbobby]

she be on the phone witha mothafukin dealer

[justjazz46931]

" Help the Ages"

" Help the muthafuking Aged"

[porterop2]

esta chido y la bandota de tu jefa?????????

[MOONST0MP]

Jarvis Cocker is without a doubt the best song writer what ever walked this earth, and he is a Yorkshire lad! He makes me feel proud to come from Yorkshire.

[pannell81]

neh, not better than Morrissey in my opinion.

[5hiraz]

u gay bastard

[sofad15]

keep off the crack, keep off the crack.

[andetaylor]

if my mother could tell u it was this funny on the show! ya yay ya

[ofirharlev]

dude ALI G was da shit!!!

so funny XD

[norekos]

RESTECPA!!!!

[0prahTV]

don't just put 'em in a mofo home

[WeeklyComicReview]

hahahahahhaa!!

[mocasvaldo]

the best dj right there!!

[ZombieGarageJosh]

briliant

[Sammit2]

Oh that made my day. =D

[icef1sh]

pulp rocks

[jblufc1408]

bin BIMA who stole mi nans zimma

bin BIMA who stole mi nans zimma

bin BIMA who stole mi nans zimma

it dont matter now shes 3 stone slimmer

westside in da house

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lmao !

[peaceoutpeople]

respect!

[08octavarium8]

ur mum

[Oli3TB76]

LMAO love this!

i remember this first time round... hilarious!

[gazzalol]

LMFAO!!!

legend!

[huissen489]

keep off the crack, keep off the crack, keep off the crack.

[mojohookbarb]

help the ages

[vikypinwill]

will never stop laughing!!

[jstewartf4president]

jarvis in tha hizzouse mutha fuckaz!

[felixmerkle]

legendary shit

[twheatman]

who stole me nans zimma

[pinkkitty77]

aaight!!!

[michelmusic]

what the ......  !!!!

[xoRUKSANNAox]

keep off the crak keep off the crak

[losertalk]

he actually can rap too

[Robdob23]

Wicked Ali G

[emilyrl]

i love jarvis and this song,

that ali guy fucked it all up for me :(

wow he sucks...

[longjohncider]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[emilyrl]

mmm?

[deathrox1337]

lol

[steliosaelara]

Sacha is the man

[Ilikecotons]

OAP is old aged pensioner

[GeorgePedrosa]

Jarvis is the man. He was uncomfortable in the beginning, since he didn't know it was a prank, but he went along with the joke at the end. A great guy. Baron Cohen is funny as hell!

[DaniboyBR2]

The music got better!

Impressive!

[skyliner9999]

funny as fuck. remember it bein on tv. laughed my ass off then as well!!!

[Claudyhead]

Yes, yes yes, LOL!!!!

Fucking awesome

[Velktron]

LOOOL THANK YOU, THANK YOU :-D I was trying to find that video for years. I had seen it for the first time in a 2003 Italian music show (Music Zoo on AllMusic chennel), where they had a compilation of allegedly "worst ever" music (Tops of the Flops) but with the artists' and songs' names changed, and this clip was described as "Jarvis ft. DJ Trash"...Jarvis was the only clue :-D BTW, what song are they mocking when they're singing "-Yeah, you know me? - I said I'll always be...(?)"

[haz2evo]

naughty by nature-OPP

[greenhornet59]

God I Love Ali..lol

[teddysands]

Help the aged Bo dat vid is reppin

[Squab1972]

Help the muthafuckin aged, Keep of the crack, very funny ALI G Rocks!!!

[ltateirelandx]

hahahahaha!!! xD

[scottywg]

keep off the crack

[Breeeachy]

Look at Jarvis trying not to crack up! x

[harithaboud]

lol jkkss

[sadpandaclub]

jarvis fuckin rocks!!!

[DrBrad13]

( . Y . )

[DrBrad13]

Brillant

[TheDrNick93]

Legendary

[DrBrad13]

Absolutely Funny he is a great comedian

[ForelliBoy]

Note that he said "West Side" instead of "West End"...

[wrclee]

fuckin funny as fuck

[wrclee]

help the mofo aged keep of that crack

[lmegna25]

Ali at his f#cking best!

[Fantic80]

r-e-s-t-e-c-p-a

[addcit420]

british reporter saying "b"

[pantoffelman]

me nan is 63, her name be sheila, she always on the phone to her muthafuckin deala? priceless.

[trickyflyingdave]

jarvis cocker is a leg end? naaaa Ali is the guiness. RESPEK

[bucaxl]

turkey loves ali g

[BulletInTheHead]

OMG its to good to be true!

[lflinares]

I hope to see the British seasons of Ali G broadcast in the U.S. some day.

[causevicedin]

haaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

[sduggy]

I love how the dancers can keep poker faces.

[dkirk22]

hahaha

[jessii6]

Man! I always felt that song was missing something.. now we know what. LOL this is hilarious, thanks

[hibi1228]

Keep off da crack, keep off the crack

[rherrick123]

Its Well Annoying.. Everytime i now hear 'Help the Aged' and just hear Ali G aswell. ITS SO ANNOYING!

I just think 'Help the MuthaFucking Aged', the song now sounds empty without it!

[bkchic4life]

keep off the crack..lol funny shit!

[zamy786]

muthafukinnn dealaa

[loganrobertson88]

Where's the beginning? Ali calls Jarvis a "kiddy-fiddler." Funny shit. Oh yeah, and that is a tight-ass beat. I like it better than the real song.

[kennoshannon]

hahaha the funny thing is thats what rap lyrics sound like haha

[ibohgl]

haha crazy g

[Tara20052]

I love Ali G.

[vanhelden]

He speaks so bad (on purpose, of course) I can barely understand what he says. Yet, the few things I do understand are terrific!

[monsieurprolong]

Badly*

[gh0st333]

haha it's so good and funny

[ponywonka]

wow - frikkin awesome!

[Poncho1974SSS]

fuckin amazing isnt he !!

[sleakz]

the song is jokesss the "jarvis" guy is a fucking nerd loool

[mickw91UK]

Jarvis cocker is a ledgend mate.

[skeptikone]

yeah id like to see if there is a longer version of it, sacha baron cohen is one of the funniest men alive

[nid7]

LMFAO.. OMG SHELIA

[gmoe420]

she allways gets jiggy

[andyee]

XD :3

[Dibrini]

That's on the best of tape "Bling Bling," along with the Victoria and David Beckham interview.

[gregcon]

" help da muthafuckin aged"

[pokethechutney]

I have no idea who Jarvis Cocker is. Us Canadians don't have television. We see the news in the shapes of moose droppings.

[h1ara2s]

hahaha nice one...i like it

[eltotoX]

you don't need a television. i don't watch tv.

[WalkerG4]

as if ya don't know who jarvis cocker is hes a legend

[Mikey2936]

i wanna c the travis piss take by ali g - why does it always rain on me

[TMoS21]

HAHA

[dammai25]

I listen to this every morning when I come to work.

It's so funny and classic. Jarvis sounds good. This just makes me laugh.

Keep off the crack.

[ichigaz]

keep off the crack keep off the crack!!

[EoghanMarshallPurves]

"Bim, Bimma, Who Stole Me Nans Zimma"

First thing I saw of Ali-Gs that made me laugh.

[jordanwhite1993]

how do you get these on your phone

jordan white

[pollyethylene]

I'm Canadian.. and I know who Jarvis Cocker is (remember when he got drunk and became enraged at Michael Jackson at the Brit Awards in 1995?).. Hurrah for me. I love him. Thank you Britain for Radiohead, Blur and Pulp. And Ali G.

[fukwit2]

jarvis cocker, these fucking americans! i loved ali g taking the piss out of america..!

[Claytrainor]

who the hell is jarvis... beetlejuices son?

[col06]

them dancers are tasty

[fourrings4]

keep off d crack, keep off d crack

[Fandanglius]

That's fuckin' awesome

[theshmooo]

KEEP OFF DE CRACK -- KEEP OFF DE CRACK

[joestrumma]

haha i remember this. Cocker- what a lege.

[Lilyaa]

wtf loved the fat girls :)

[Absurd]

its about time ali g got real big in the states with his movie, but more likely than not these stupid americans around me wont understand . . . again

[mitcht09]

"Why is everyone around me so God damned stupid!?"

-Kim Jong Il

[locopocococo]

damn that jarvis is ugly

[Morphindel]

Haha its clear where GLC got their ideas from. I need to find this on mp3

[styloroc2000]

I have it on MP3, somewhere, if you want it, sned me your email address...

[Morphindel]

govenor_phatt@yahoo.co.uk

Thanks =)

[Nialz]

Lmfao....ali what a legend

[ZOMGPadZ]

lol Ali G is the fucking bollocks!

[YouCantStop85]

help the mutha fuckin agen

[harijaja]

That's a good quiestion. Somebody tell the asian hottie name.

[Dice198]

one of his dancers is so unbelievable hot!! i mean the asian one did anybody know the name of her?

[Highice007]

Her name is goddess;) Yea, she's physically perfect. Wow!!!

[skithooyashaka]

BIM BIMMER WHO STOLE ME NANS ZEEMA!?!?!?!?

[TheTafia]

The G.L.C. seen this?

[littlelibertine]

oh my god jarvis cocker and ali g!??!

[froobz]

keep off the crack keep off the crack

[kitface]

LMAO !!!

[mavering]

hehehe... funny stuff!

[froobz]

I LOVE IT HAHAHA

[RockPaperScissors]

Thanks for sharing the clip. It made me laugh. =)

[djban1310]

so funny, when was that? 1999?

[styloroc2000]

1999 or 1998, not quite sure.

[roogba]

The best thing ever!!

[alph123123]

amazing

[riversnail]

this is funny u should made it longer my girlfriend is named is shayla

[styloroc2000]

that was the end of the entire clip

[NewBiesatwar]

the break down in the song(when my main man Ali is dj'in) sounds fuken CRAZY..!!

[inad316]

hell yea

[geenalynnbrown]

this is great! Is this a shorter version of a lengthier song?  If so, can you post the entire thing? Thanks.

[leechypete]

Ali G, you slay me.

[jarriel96]

BRING BACK SUPER DAVE!!