Girl catches man whacking off on subway

[volleyballslammerr]

god its like he committed a federal offense

[MrAzkridth]

1:00 "Johnny Tang-Shei wishes a booty call." xD

[XTdarkgainTX]

pajero spoted !

cocainum !!!

[Scorpion24]

Why in the hell does this look like Shenmue?

[deuceheavyweaponzloc]

lol i wonder what was going through his head lmfao nasty head oh i know JERK JERK JERK WHAK WHAK WHAK WHAK WHAK oh no spotted but cant stop now JERK JERK WHAK WHAK

[deviatorz]

Wow they made it sound like this pervert was gonna murder her.... No need to be dramatic about it....

[juanfelipejuan7272]

chung chang ching tsunami toyota chow chaw  honda nissan chi chu chang teriyaki

[93wulan]

@juanfelipejuan7272 Lmao, that made my day xD

[juanfelipejuan7272]

@93wulan LOL I'm glad that I made somebody laugh :]

[imfromtambunan]

woman at 1:01 does not give a fuck

[killbotone]

i hate people fom CGI-LAND , thoes filthy CGI bastards stole our jobs and women, go home to CGI-LAND you filthy CGI fucks!

[vnyc82]

I have an intense itch now

[steamingmidget]

let the man beat it off its not ruining ur day bitch

[myboomstick]

@steamingmidget true but i imagine it would be a problem if he blew his load all over the seat and someone sat on it. how's that for a sticky situation!

[PinkBabey]

@myboomstick LOL!!

[steamingmidget]

the way he looks over at her is funny

[Geersification]

fucking japs

[myboomstick]

@Geersification lmao it's not jap u dumb cunt xD

[brookieb11135]

@Geersification...wow he's not japanese...it says right in the description Taipei!

[vxphsycoxv]

HENTAI

[kingsalami696969]

I just hope he blew before bthe gaurds came. I hate not finishing

[KACSUPERSHOW]

i wish i lived there even their news is better i think i might move there when im older.

[kaislaer]

What has the world come to? now you can't have a decent wank whilst riding the tube.

[Chuckalakala]

It's not just America that's fucked up... It's not just Japan or China or whatever the fuck this place is... it's this whole God damn world that's fucked up!

[HilllyJr]

lol I wish I knew what the fuck they are fucking saying ... I have a theory if every one learns English we wont have this FUCKING problem

[theMaraudersrock]

@HilllyJr or you could try learning their language works both ways mate

[multiverses2013]

chokin his chicken

[wreckem881]

asian problems

[weswii]

This happens too me at least once a month, i dont see the big deal...

[TheAmazingRoanna]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!? D:

[broadcast20081]

I turned on at 0:36

[Hopqa]

Lmao assigns

[TheNdtitlady]

Fuck you bitch!

[4775327]

It's a good thing I can understand that language.

[pdadhwal]

Dmtxdallas+1

[SlickDickLick]

wat

[FishHunt95]

This is to ridicuolus... It`s like animal planets: "Untamed and Uncut" Only it`s about a dude wacking off, rather an elephants smashing down... poor poor china

[TheRandomnessx7]

lmao who jerks off in the subway like really?

[MiseryDesigns]

wow even the news is animated in china..

[nightmathzombieethan]

I love how they broke out their stock "pervert on the train" 3d animation footage.

[ajtembo08]

0:47 to 0:51 read the subtitles.

[majorpopster]

@ajtembo08 how the fuck are we gona understand those when they are in the same fuckin language?!?!?!

[moneyslutsandhoes]

HAHA! This reminds me of the time I got caught masturbating in a gym. But the employee that came over actually knew my dad so all he made me do was clean up my mess.

[lilLovetoEveryone]

she called the police?!

whatta Bitch!

[BloodOrangesFTW]

@lilLovetoEveryone ofc she did, why not?..

he must have been physko doing that in public, she probably tought he was a pervert,rapist or something..

[SugarBudgie]

is this the onions cousin?

[goosenamedbrian]

Cant read subtitles over subtitles.

[weo1weo1weo1]

bad cops, it's better to let him finish

[therianet]

LOL, dont everyone know there is a pockets for public masturbation

[DMXTVDallas]

If this was Japan, it would be normal

[friendlykorean1]

@DMXTVDallas LMAO! Have you been there or lived there? I've heard and read some crazy stuff goes on over there.

[suicidesnowman14]

dies laughing

[a7xfan1345]

okay then..

[djr0108]

Wow, that was creepy, that guy looked so fake

[snoopdogsballs]

@djr0108

Are you an idiot?

[djr0108]

@snoopdogsballs

No sir, I was blessed with the sarcasm of a thousand men.

[MeowsForHenry]

Ummm...ok

[thebearclawjones]

0:43 LOL at his body jerking.

[TheGREATEST95]

this is theire news im not joking

[JunLiga]

I heard "Harry Potter" at 1:26

[Shaftsus]

how come the asian version of sims has to have better graphics than white version?

[lifesgamble1]

THIS IS SO FAKE

[wizkhalifasmoke]

and they say america is fucked up.....SMH

[EgaoNoGenki]

@wizkhalifasmoke Maybe pickpockets happen in our subways though. Goodness, hope security cameras are around.

[SeagullTheFreegull]

@wizkhalifasmoke cos this would neeeever happen in osoholy USA, land of the crackhead. move to the city kid, this isnt a far stretch at -all-

[SleepySasuke]

i love the intense music lol

[078zooming]

the asain version of sims ur house is a noodle pot

[astro7894]

哈哈哈



[AndrewChan84]

I wonder if a girl did the same would society viewed it differently

[DMoots]

Funniest thing ive seen in a while

[Mcon004]

@DMoots your fat

[DMoots]

@Mcon004 I Wish!

[minami999jepon]

New member of the 5 against 1 fight club..

[graverobber35]

you can make a cartoon into ANYTHING !

[garfuguy]

WAT A PERVERT MOTHERFUCKER !!!

[LittleShredder590]

ohhhhh now i understand it!!!!!!

[11haythem]

PRESS THE "CC" BUTTON FOR ENGLISH SUBTITLES. THUMBS SO EVERYONE SEE'S!

[OTIE1121]

Lol@InsaneCodClipz.

[TexicanoV3]

Don't eat my cat bro

[genjutsugaara]

No offense but are they too stupid to understand the news without the animation

[leroyhung1]

-Respect Chinese- ( I am Chinese)

[KyleWebs]

Why do they have animations for everything?! They call Americans dumb. At least we don't need an animation to understand a simple story.

[iggybug1]

choking his chicken ha ha lol

[buttscratcheruk]

I though the Title meant subway..the food shop

[eddyvideostar]

@buttscratcheruk. He should have said, "The Tube, or Underground."

[iBoyzification]

thing is, what was he jacking off to?

[Tactual]

Well shock bloody horror! I almost get raped everytime I catch the train here in Sydney!

[gearzwar15]

WTF



[InsaneCodClipz]

Yeah i will have a Chicken Chow Mein and a Special Fried Rice Please.....

[SplitLighting]

@InsaneCodClipz respect! ROFL!

[19sweetandbrown86]

Reenactments!

[jewelzqueen]

Happened to me 4 times and I live in America.Not a big deal people -_-...Every man at some point in his life whacked off outside his home and in public.It's human nature and I found it flattering that a guy would risk whipping it out when he can get into serious trouble.AS LONG AS THEY KEEP THEIR DISTANCE and there is NO children present I'm okay with it.

[Kainlarsen]

@jewelzqueen So... basically, you're not actually okay with it?

[CyborgNinja7]

@jewelzqueen You're a fucking weirdo.

[tyricthebest]

@jewelzqueen keep it at home homie or just video tape them so you can jack off to it at home dont beat yo meat in public what happen if someone runs into you or you get bumped and you fall your penis is gone lol

[jewelzqueen]

@tyricthebest lmao!...umm im a chic,i dont have any meat to beat but ok.

[SlothicDrummer]

what a legend

[destroymyEpets]

english please ??

[liam4murray1]

wacking off to a subway sandwich

[RosariaDF]

Oh so there is an asian version of the sims 3.

[ewokboba]

LOL at the re-make of the event LMMFAO

[hotgirlsarehot]

Luckily, country girl didn't catch ME whacking off to her.

[LouisvilleSoulja]

in english please ....

[ytismylife]

what the fuck

[Mileyfanforeal]

is it illegal to publicly jerk off in china? if i was her i woulda just been like "lolz wutever."

[aznpnoy1980]

animation says it all.

[Beckasaur]

that animation made me lol

[BabuBlaze]

that animation pissed me off, i wud have rather wasted my time elsewhere.

[JUSTCALLMEDOUCHEBAG]

This was like watching the Taiwan version of The Sims

[ThrowDownArtists]

choking his chicken. lmfao

[BikerBonno]

That's not a flowery shirt, they're cum stains :/

[BikerBonno]

0:05 She's a giant!

0:16 7th name down: ''Mildstream'' LOL, guess that was the guy in question

[jigglymig]

pull that shit out and jizz on some people

[eddyvideostar]

It is not real. It is a game.

[VintageKey21]

lol "shooting his pistol" XDDDD

[VoreTechz1985]

This reminds me of the skit on the Chapelle Show. LOLOLOLOL!

[OTOBIOISOCUTEO]

Damn is it really that series, got music like a couple of murders just happen, i mean come on if a man was wacking his meat of and was looking at my i would be flattered "did happen once on school bus not saying any names" but really no harm done to anyone but a few sperm babys dead.

[XXUNDERCROSSXX]

my ad at start was a litte girl and a fish tank and i was like WHAT!!! the fuck

[Crystalkatana44]

what if it was a woman and a man caught her..?

[usops88]

@Crystalkatana44 lol a man would help her finish

[lpycb42]

Japan, you crazy.

[kawaiilotus]

@lpycb42 it is china you dumb fuck.

[sorenver]

@kawaiilotus Taiwan actually... :p

[ifuckednatalietran]

@coleris007 there are subtitles. if you cant read, get the fuck off youtube and do something youre good at like sucking your mother's cock

[SpreadingAnarchy]

@coleris007 LMFAO!!!!!

[matthijs0243567515]

@coleris007 same thing that cartman said from southpark XD

[chrismoltisanti]

@coleris007 It's Chinese. Another language.



[selty]

@coleris007 It's called another language.

[coleris007]

@selty I know, because I myself speak more then 2 languages, and English is not my first language :-)

[j2xdude]

@coleris007 it's funny cause I actually understand it and I don't know what chinese would sound like if I didn't know it lol

[bronzeonion]

@coleris007 Well done, its a different language

[kimmer6]

Short time? Nee tso eye. Nee kam don, shookahn! I miss Tung Hsiao.

[greenpurpleblueguy]

sorry but asians are FUCKING WIERDD.

[MrFukinfantastic]

san chon chon sang kong pikachu toshiba tsunami

[Wildfox01]

Hardly the crime of the century! 

[patsboy101]

ha this is fake cause asian people dnt masturbate there dicks r all 1 inch wonders

[sonikku956]

@patsboy101 Really? The average asian man have the same size as a white man.

[AJ286100]

news in korea like this, why not in north america

[VZ7inHD]

Video title: English

Description: English

Video: Chinese

Makes plenty of sense.

[DrawenStandard]

W T F  ?

[mrsxierox9]

choking his chicken lololol this is why i fucking hate public transport

[Kayleigh27]

Thanks Bin Laden

[jammyd101]

It would have been nice to have this video translated lol

[flowdis]

That is a true businessman right there! Squeezes everything in to his schedule lol

[SlipSloop]

@flowdis hahahaha

[jeremysart]

@flowdis Squeezes is right!

[AS14N]

I love how they made an animation for this..

[Crushchin]

I don't see any signs that say you can't jerk off. Now if he tried lighting a cigarette afterwards......

[Casshyr]

let the man whack off!!!! jeeez

[Rocmann420]

GO AWAY! BATE'N!

[sparkl1nwat3r]

Masturbation could be illegal in public in Tawain. It could be considered sexual inappropriate? After all Chinese/asians are not as free as the US...or in other parts of liberty countries.

[hairygreek39]

this is soooooooooooo stupid...

[MrSmithyistheman]

my friend came here i wont to do the same haha

[enjoinger]

Wouldn't have been a crime in 2D...

[tjrieves]

I like the music that accompanies this.

[Terra1311]

"catches" hows it anyone elses business?

[RapIsDeadly]

The guy was just trying to make some cream for her coffee.

[tenyuji]

The CG is fucking hilarious. : ]

[GalenMarek101]

Wait, I'm confused... Isn't chikan allowed in Japan?

[MrMferg240]

i got a hard-on just looking at this hot animee chick.

[squish48]

how did i get here> :||

[EminemIsMyBrother]

Chinese people are very good animators

[mrtundra45]

@EminemIsMyBrother This is Taiwanese. but its the Japanese who are known for their Animae not Chinks.

[calikid68]

If girls weren't so shy. In retrospect......never mind, lol. And what's with the cartoon?

[8SpOrtsgUrL8]

what a bitch! SHE DIDNT EVEN HELP HIM FINISHH!!

[starguard]

@8SpOrtsgUrL8 LOL :D