Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz) - You are now in the hands of the SS

[whatthehell81]

Honestly, even if the jews in the movie where meant that the watching crowds in the theatres be sympathic with, they are not only unlikeable played, but real jews played them also!

Whoever knows jews in real life knows what i mean!

[NobodyTossesADwarf91]

One of these days I'm going to hit someone like that :)

[samgamgeeisbrilliant]

Okay, who here was reminded of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, you know, when Voldemort regained his body and, you know, said that he has been waiting so long to touch Harry? That's the first thing in my mind the second I first saw this scene.

Landa is a genius creation, loved by all, but would never be so awesome without Waltz playing him.

[sw809mmsw]

Ultimately Landa is in it for himself, just a nice country chateau and steady pay day. best scene was when he tells Bridigit to put her foot on his knee, awesome!

[oyioyioi]

@sw809mmsw the point to his knee was epic XD

[notmyusual]

i love how landa doesn't do anything after the headbutt, just sorta waves his hands and shrugs it off. amazing film :) :)

[mrkatala]

WHY in HELL are all these clips recorded from screen?

[mrkatala]

WHY in HELL are all these clips recorded from screen?

[dealmaker007]

@mrkatala BOOTLEEEEG like moonshine that's why lol

[dreams2odense]

my hands have benn waiting for a long time to touch you too waltz ! lol

[bollyhollylover123]

lmao i love this scene.

[openEYEstudios]

brad pitt is a basterd

[PointlessVidsInc]

i love the word gestapo

[xxfm12xx]

Wanker in a cinema with a camera. FAG

[namisan144]

I luv this scene head but!! go brad pitt!

[supermister101]

touch me again kraut burger lol

[Cntr10r]

AND... of course Landa just waves his "dogs" off without a word between them... they're so well trained. Love it. Woof.

[Cntr10r]

What I love about this scene, besides the brilliant lighting - makes it look almost like an old b/w war movie - is the look on the face of the SS soldier who holds Aldo against the wall... he's a coiled spring ready to do to Aldo whatever his superior asks, in retribution for the headbutt. Sometimes one can focus so much on the lead actors one can forget that without support from the "background" actors the whole thing would look fake and collapse.

[Cntr10r]

In the screenplay, QT hints at a past relationship (of some kind) btwn Bridget + Landa. My explanation:not only did a woman trick him (RE: Irene Adler in Shrlck Holmes)but clearly may have disclosed personal info about HIM to others! Hence his loss of control + intimacy of the murder (in close-up). When L turns traitor (narcissisically believing the Allies would honor the deal), Aldo mirrors the prior scene + wounds Landa in an intimate way (again in close-up). Fab writing/directing/acting.

[jekellhyde]

life is strange

[ZigZagRunner]

awesome headbutt

[xKCBEx]

two things I notice in this scene 1: in the next scene Pitt is on the other side of the truck and 2: unless I am mistaken, and I could be Pitt says "los mit ihnen" as he's being shoved into the truck; A phrase which could be translated, loosely as "get off me."

[TheRealSeanoftheDead]

I loved that headbutt. First time you see Landa's veneer crack. Sets up what happens to him well.

[Cntr10r]

Yes, the ending was far too abrupt and sort of off-balance... unless... Mr. Q.T. has a "sequel" in mind... I'm working on one - why shouldn't he? One can hope. I've read suggestions of a "prequel" too... interesting. Nevertheless, congratulations to Mr. Waltz on all the well-deserved awards, including a spankin' new Oscar. (Great tux... does the man EVER take a bad photo? JEALOUS.) Fantastisch!

[PeterEQUALSawesome]

@Cntr10r yeah, i wasn't a fan of the ending

[imkoz]

this character deserved a better final on the movie.

[GalapagosInsel]

hopefully he gets the oscar =)

[Cntr10r]

*Spoiler* The headbutt was important to the resolution of the storyline.Scriptwriters call it the "whiff of death" a character has to have a taste of mortality so the audience can believe any threats (like the Bastards) could actually cause the character (Landa) real damage... which QT follows through with by the end of the movie. Remember Darth Vader Lives buttons? I propose a 'Landa Lives!' Sequel, anyone? Look for other whiffofdeath scenes w/ other character combos in the movie.

[BradBallanger]

Excellent observation, sir! Glad someone else knows their film.

[duchaneaux]

This leads me to a question: Why did Landa choke Bridget to death for her treason but then later goes on to help Aldo?

[KDUBsSpirits]

@duchaneaux there is probably a whole backstory relationship between them that we never get know about...I wish tarentino would do some sort of mini series and go into all these characters more...

[SolidGaby]

OSCAR FOR WALTZ NOW!!!!

[TheHalfFinn]

NOW!!!!!!!!

[xxKOZTRAxx]

haha what a headbutt

definly he deservs the oscar

[mrtony80]

I didn't like the headbutt. It made Col. Landa seems weak and inept...kinda contradicts his earlier persona. I would have left the headbutt out.

[burner27]

the headbutt is what's funny.

[elleoneiram]

This tiny scene is filled with funny moments. You are in the hands of the SS, my hands, caught you flinching, and smack.

[Passboy84]

i love the way he acts!!!

[SaNBeanz]

Waltz deserves an Oscar for playing Landa!

[luv4writing]

I love Christoph! I can barely watch this scene though, it's funny as heck but when I hear their heads SMACK against eachother...I get chills...it sounds so freakin painful XD!

[Sedalb]

He definately deserved the Golden Globe. I hope he wins best supporting actor at the Oscars as well, brilliant performance!

[Deidara188]

@Sedalb oh hell yes. he'll get it.

[frenchfriedpancakes]

landa's epic pipe ftw

[Otissor]

@frenchfriedpancakes Landa was awesome. Great character.

[mindylinky]

@frenchfriedpancakes lolol

[moto1p1]

You just say bingo

[HFKSJHGJFHGJF]

Watlz speaks english with British accent mixed with german.

[Blackout293]

almost like zidanne ^^

[Scorpian16]

"Au revoir! Shoshannah!"

[adrijoker21]

houuuuuuuuuuuu,THATS A BINGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!,IS THAT THE WAY YOU SAY IT??? SO FUNNY

[marsupialbeige]

haha fucking legend mate, i agree,quite my favourite bit of the movie also, THATS A BINGOOOO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! crease up at that , me and my french mate do it all the time!!

[flyinyourmartini]

Greatest headbutt of my life.

[TheJacob95]

he got owned by a BASTERD

[daniellesk8]

Boy, i know id wouldnt mind being in the hands of colonel landa xD

[scandalouzmegz]

Haha, you're not alone in thinking that. And I sure wouldn't have minded if he locked me in a room and demanded that I put my foot on his lap, then reach into his coat pocket. Just saying is all....

[coldplay82]

He is just so charming...in a weird way

[runrunforest1]

@daniellesk8 me too

[611unterscharfuhrer]

DAS IST EIN BINGO

[rubioverdao]

"kraut burger" LOOL!!

[TobeUK]

Hans Landa has gotta be one of Tarantino's best creations, if not the best- and Christoph Waltz is great!

[oyioyioi]

@TobeUK Man....EVERYONE always forgets Perrier LaPadite (Denis Menochet) even though his scene was short I think he did SUPERB as well!

[chloesammyv]

Horrible quality sound, but you've finally gotten the Landa Bonk on YouTube, and that is an accomplishment!

[above18y0utub3r]

LOL Landa Bonk

[Zhivoderova]

Christoph Waltz is the best is this film!

[BellaNyxViolet]

"These hands have been wanting to touch you for a long time." *poke* (lol) "YOU FLINCHED!"

XD

[jerwills]

Hans Landa is hilarious!