few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry please dont spam me please please!!
That was a different sketch in the same episode. Did you see after the credits rolled in that episode Miller walking up to a shop before the rude shop keeper turn round the "Open" sign in the door so it said "Fuck off"?
Your not gonna buy it fuck off
thejoechannel2001 1 week ago
Fucking fabolous British comedy duo. Love them.
askaboutourflavoured 8 months ago 2
Am I the only one who's oddly aroused by this entire sketch? But especially the rude shop keeper's languidly dickish persona?
quoidanslemondequoi 11 months ago
@quoidanslemondequoi I thought it was just me :P
lovemeordie83 6 months ago
@quoidanslemondequoi
Maybe you're a sado masochistic shoe fetishist.
Pazma1 3 months ago
@Pazma1 Haha! It's certainly possible.... ;)
quoidanslemondequoi 3 months ago
Wow what a douche bag shop keeper.
MajBlood 1 year ago
Fcuking destroyed!
scar00000 1 year ago
haha class
Crackerzz08 1 year ago
LMAO! i think i would get that often rofl
gatitasata 1 year ago
Funny thing is, if I owned a shop, i'd say the same to them.
VOLVORULEZ1995 1 year ago
too funny!!!
stivvy2000 1 year ago
I have actually done this once...
MsHarkness872 1 year ago
@MsHarkness872 yeah sureeeeeeeeeeee :/
tridantking 1 year ago
fannntastic!!
drumsterZ 1 year ago
LOL......and off he goes...brilliant!! stormy welcome!!
drumsterZ 1 year ago
pure class.
baddmanaz 1 year ago
you got the job!
alternatypje 1 year ago
as a shop keeper myself theres times i'd love to say fk off done it a couple of times it is fun=)
fivedinners 1 year ago
great wun
wizztay 2 years ago
I love how the audience is stunned for almost a second before it gets through!
Androosha 2 years ago 7
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look, if your not gonna give me a blowjob, fuck off
777doom 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Not so far from the truth...
hossoneninesixtwo 2 years ago
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few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry please dont spam me please please!!
HUmarNick 2 years ago
That should be said more often.
I hate time wasters using up space while I'm trying to buy stuff.
leeham991 3 years ago 41
its called browsing.... :P
kujo665 2 years ago 3
Browse online futha mukas! :P
leeham991 2 years ago 3
ROFL XD !!
kujo665 2 years ago
brilliant scene. there are some instances where a shopkeeper should be entitled to say that ... i.e. when i pick up anything over a hundred bucks
texasoilfields 3 years ago 8
Harry & Paul copied this sketch but took 5 mins to tell a 50 second gag
Technospoof71 3 years ago 10
I think if i was the customer i would of shoved that phone up his arse! LOL
winoguitaro 3 years ago 3
absolutely brilliant- class scene!
Tennisgirl1990 3 years ago 2
ROFLMAO
settlexdown 3 years ago 2
has anyone seen the other version of this sketch?
"Yes... off you F**!"
jaksoppet 3 years ago 6
I prefer the "Off you fuck" version too.
monthejoe 3 years ago 2
And the one when he's just about to go in the shop and the shopkeeper turns the "open" sign round on the door and it says: Fuck Off X) lmao!
winoguitaro 3 years ago
look if your not gonna buy that f off
uglybugs123 3 years ago 2
"look, if you're not going to buy that, fuck off!" armstrong and miller rock!
MsHarkness872 3 years ago 8
now thats what shop keepers really think!
anonymousgfxmember 3 years ago 53
short but sweet!
smartyboy7 3 years ago 3
Could somebody please post the Armstrong-Miller Gordon Ramsay sketch?
Wyllough 3 years ago 3
fuckin great
kailis70 3 years ago 2
Armstrong is such a hooray-henry!
Pacabelle 3 years ago
lol!
dolphinduo12 3 years ago 2
Aww, you missed the end bit off xD Or was that a different rude shop keeper sketch?
"Go on, off you fuck!"
OneWingedAngelStick 4 years ago 9
That was a different sketch in the same episode. Did you see after the credits rolled in that episode Miller walking up to a shop before the rude shop keeper turn round the "Open" sign in the door so it said "Fuck off"?
jsam93 3 years ago 3
Hehe...
:)
FiggleSmit 4 years ago
classic!
teamsaint 4 years ago 3
Brilliant!
Thankyou very much for uploading this man.
Funniest Armstrong and Miller sketch EVER!
:)
ThatSnorlax 4 years ago 3