I'd Rather Die Than Go to Heaven

[klokateer933]

every one shut the fuck up about your religion or being "goth" enjoy the quote or don't if your on here and posting about your religion, shut the fuck up and stop forcing it on people, if your on here bashing religion, no one gives a fuck. it's a 3 second video of a funny ass quote, either say you like it, or don't watch it. jesus christ fucking satan fuck fuck fuck. you religious and anti religious people drive me fucking insain.

[MrMatto91]

I'd rather live than not go to Heaven. 

[angeloffaith1965]

@MrMatto91 id rather live and go to hell wait a sec...

[TheAndrewj96]

How come the first top comment has less thumbs up than the second one? O_O

[emokitty413]

amen to tat! XD i mean ...i second tat :)

[ralphyetmore]

I'm with Murderface.

[MTX157]

@ralphyetmore I thought he hated women.

[NsMiLiTiia]

I'd rather chop of my ding dong than admit that booze isn't food

[shadowtrainer92]

@NsMiLiTiia you'd rather chop off your ding dong than not drink? :O WOWEE

[atrxroller]

ass boob? boobies ass?

[CBAwiththisshit]

@atrxroller Ass with nipples?

[stchowars26]

He's gonna die either way...

[Metaldudehere]

@stchowars26 that is the joke

[joeywomer]

34 people would rather die than go to heaven.

[florintheps3boy]

@joeywomer no, 34 people would rather go to heaven that die

[ZachValkyrie]

truer words were never spoken.

[WastedWeekends]

Spool true!

[WastedWeekends]

Sloop true

[Shyanmar]

Why do those religious retards search for vids like this just to start arguments about their shitty religion? Nobody cares, guys!

[PhiiRob]

Amen!

[96kto9u]

i personally hate comments starting with ''Im a christian, but....''

GtFO noone cares!

[Godfather91290]

People who come here to "discuss" religion: 98%

People who come here that are actual fans of the show: 2%

Now could you all do me favor? Could you have a great day? Could you do that for me? Thanks...

[devilthrig]

i'd rather die than dislike this video like 33 people

[glitchedgamer]

Gotta fuckin' love' Murderface.

[LoveofAphrodite]

Brutal

[snowninja7842]

...but what if he ends up in heaven?

[LeviathanAssassin]

id rather hamburger time than go to heavon..

[wigster600]

lol im a christian and i agree with cheezemellzsoGOOD.

[Tobbs96]

Fun fact: Helheim, the Hell of the Nordic mythology, is a place that's pretty much like Christianity's Heaven, only without the endless worship.

[Hybridv9]

Look at me, Ma! I'm arguing on youtube!

[HammerNHook]

Hey! Stop getting butthurt over the Christians! It's there religion, if they wanna get all angry over a quote that talks about their useless religion, then let them. Besides, it could be worse! it could be those Westboro Baptist shitheads.

[Professortorcoolguy1]

Bitches don't know bout irony.

[glitchedgamer]

A guy named William Murderface just made a funny ass joke. Why the hell is there debate here? It doesn't make you look smart. It makes you look like an asshole.

[ManintheArmor]

@belowcomments...

Y SO CEREAL? :)

[gutteralize]

THIS WILL BE TATTOOED ON ME! HAHAHAHA

[CraigTheMusicDude]

I like how this is a 3 second video and there are idiots arguing about something unrelated. Ha.

[dragonman86]

@CraigTheMusicDude for reals. people spend too long in these boxes with their pretentious blathering.

[WTFJustnoRELOADED]

People fighting one Youtube........LOL.

[Jcolinsol]

That's pretty much the tradeoff right there. Biblically speaking.

[THELASTREDMAGE]

So he'd rather go to hell?

[MrDroopdog1]

@THELASTREDMAGE i'd vrather go to hell than heaven, just to stay away from all the stupid as christians. when i say that i really do mean all christians, i hate them. all christians should be tortured and killed

[THELASTREDMAGE]

@MrDroopdog1 Ok...............

[thegreatcheesedemon]

@MrDroopdog1 Maybe they'll be in hell with you?

[MrDroopdog1]

@thegreatcheesedemon oh god unpleasent thoughts, UNPLEASENT THOUGHTS.

[intrepgun]

@MrDroopdog1 you hardline progressives. ;)

[darkmeta999]

@MrDroopdog1 Fail troll is fail.

[MrDroopdog1]

@darkmeta999 fail comment is fail.

[darkmeta999]

@MrDroopdog1 See my last reply.

[DaltonsBizkit]

@MrDroopdog1 "stay away from all the stupid as christians" Oh Lord, the irony should be biting you in the ass right now. *stupid-ass, who's the stupid-ass now, dipshit? But just to be entertained, why do you think Christians should be tortured, and killed?

[MrDroopdog1]

@DaltonsBizkit learn the definition of "typo"

[DaltonsBizkit]

@MrDroopdog1 I know what a typo is, dipshit. But that's far from a typo, afraid you won't get the excuse to call it such to cover your stupidness. As well as mispelling "ass" you also didn't include the hyphen. Also, answer my question of why you think Christians should be tortured and killed? Idiots like you shouldn't have the right of free speech.

[MrDroopdog1]

@DaltonsBizkit wrong, it is a typo. at the time i've been up for nearly 24 hours and was literally falling asleep at the keyboard, so naturally i wouldn't give a shit about the hyphen. 2nd, the entire christian religion was stolen from pagan ideology. you know your lovely christian holidays such as easter and christmas? they were pagan but the romans claimed them as christianity. than to make matters worse, you decided to burn the pagans at the stake for "wichcraft"

[MrDroopdog1]

@DaltonsBizkit wrong, it is a typo. at the time i've been up for nearly 24 hours and was literally falling asleep at the keyboard, so naturally i wouldn't give a shit about the hyphen. 2nd, the entire christian religion was stolen from pagan ideology. you know your lovely christian holidays such as easter and christmas? they were pagan but the romans claimed them as christianity. than to make matters worse, you decided to burn the pagans at the stake for "wichcraft"

[MrDroopdog1]

@DaltonsBizkit /sigh idiots like you should be put to death, along with all other shitty christians.

[DaltonsBizkit]

@MrDroopdog1 "idiots like you" You're the idiot, that you've proven yourself. You're making yourself look even more like an idiot when you say such things about Christians, yet can't explain why when asked about it. Do you even think before you type, idiot?

[MrDroopdog1]

@DaltonsBizkit are you fucking retarded? i DID fucking explain. look at my fucking last two responses... holy fucking shit, you i swear you are the most fucking retarded person on youtube. you just failed hardcore...

[DaltonsBizkit]

@MrDroopdog1 "learn the definition of "typo", and "/sigh idiots like you should be put to death, along with all other shitty christians." Those don't explain why you think Christians should be tortured, and killed. If you're trying to say it's because we're stupid, then by your own logic you should be tortured and put to death yourself. as you're continuing to prove, and show your stupidity. Continuing to do so by your thought processes and belief of what an explanation is, idiot.

[MrDroopdog1]

@DaltonsBizkit are you fucking stupid? look down at the comment section, i posted a reply like 5 hours ago. read through all the fucking comments, i put a fucking reply. my god you are truly retarded.

[DaltonsBizkit]

@MrDroopdog1 What's the point of asking if I'm stupid, when you called me retarded in both the previous comment and this one? How stupid of you, and there's nothing below in the general comments page. I'm obviously not retarded, someone who's mentally handicapped wouldn't be able to make someone who's not mentally handicapped look stupid, now could they? You're reinforcing that you're stupid, and that you don't think before you type. Now quit digressing and tell me why Christians deserve to die?

[MrDroopdog1]

@DaltonsBizkit "wrong, it is a typo. at the time i've been up for nearly 24 hours and was literally falling asleep at the keyboard, so naturally i wouldn't give a shit about the hyphen. 2nd, the entire christian religion was stolen from pagan ideology. you know your lovely christian holidays such as easter and christmas? they were pagan but the romans claimed them as christianity. than to make matters worse, you decided to burn the pagans at the stake for "wichcraft"" this was my reply, idiot

[clayboy16]

@MrDroopdog1 Dude, I completley agree with you, what religion are you? Or, are you an atheist?

[BenjaminKuruga]

@MrDroopdog1 Well many of them have been tortured and killed ... by thier own God ... bitches don't know about irony.

[crieiessacontaagora]

So... his mustache grow in 2 parts? Like, one for the left and one for the right?

[mysterioso2006]

I want that as my epitaph.

[DivinityOfDoom]

If Heaven exists... I definitely do not want to be there. I still want to be a good person, and I do believe in morality, it's just Heaven just sounds like a totally lame yuppy douchebag place to spend an eternity in. I guess I'm going to have to kill someone.

[yermom014]

@DivinityOfDoom You do know you would be able to do anything you want, right? It'd be like a lucid dream basically. It'd be fucking awesome I think.

[DivinityOfDoom]

@yermom014 Hell would be heaven for me... If the lucid dream is a nightmare then I'd enjoy my eternity much more

[yermom014]

@DivinityOfDoom Kind of morbid to be honest lol. I guess everyone has their preferences. But can I ask you this, have you ever had a lucid dream before?

[DivinityOfDoom]

@yermom014 Yes I have, as being an ex shroom and acid abuser I've had several lucid dreams... Dreams in which I'm aware that I am dreaming is what you are referring to correct?

[Cryptorax]

Murderface is my hero! :D

[Destinyisdead069]

@JC90280

thats cold

[castheman1050]

can anybody explain why a suggested vid is of a 400 pound 7 year old?



[QuintonioT]

@castheman1050 You see son, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

[castheman1050]

@QuintonioT they make a obese child?

[QuintonioT]

@castheman1050 Precisely my dear boy!

[childxofxfate]

i rather go to heaven then die lol

[liesforthehonest]

the holocaust nrver happened , its photoshop from the 1970s xD

[lucius215]

Id rather cunt than fart goodmorning. oO

[soopakoopavids]

*Insert pointless religion bashing here*

NAO GIVE ME MAH THUMBS UP!!!!

[Flashlight1996]

God is fake and gay.

[achiwa11]

@Flashlight1996 Religon is dildos.

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

I agree, haha.

[TehKmm]

Dont take it to the heart.... take it to the mouth ! :}}

[Jcolinsol]

Oddly enough, that's exactly the bargain on offer.

[father042]

Hm..I'd rather be immortal

[JobForATurtle]

I'm glad you took the time to make a video with just this in it. But just for the hell of it, can i have those 3 seconds of my life back?

[Hottie0926]

Who cares? You people need to stop taking things to the head. When shows make fun of my religion or race I don't get all defensive & shit if it's REALLY funny. Y'all need to have some sense of humor.

[iwannabethekid34x]

Quit all your bitching and watch. Fuck heads.

[joesemrad]

28 people would rather go to heaven then die

[RightOfNowhere]

people need to get a sense of humor about their own religion.

[PeridotDaggr]

I'd rather going on Youtube than watching a video.

[hashibatune]

When you buy a season DVD it's tells that it expresses facist and religious opinions, so yeah. And the band is all nihilist

[justforthelulzzz]

I'd rather die than argue about religion on YOUTUBE.

[cheezesmellzsoGOOD]

Dude, I don't understand why some people are so up tight with his statement. I'm a CHRISTIAN and I think this is HILARIOUS! xD

[grimiguana]

@cheezesmellzsoGOOD no your not christian

[GothRevolutionary]

@grimiguana who are you say if he/she (i don't know the gender of the person) is or isn't?

[grimiguana]

@GothRevolutionary an ex christian who actually understands the belief unlike you and, evidently, cheezesmellz.

[GothRevolutionary]

@grimiguana Your very self-righteous aren't you? You don't even know what I believe and yet you judge me. Rather typical I suppose. Don't even bother responding.

[grimiguana]

@GothRevolutionary do you even know what self-righteous means? your name is "GothRevolutionary" and you are on a metalocalypse video. its pretty safe to assume you dont really know anything about christianity, just what you know through your subculture. oops i just bothered to respond sorry.

[GothRevolutionary]

@grimiguana So just because I am of a certain subculture I can't know anything else? My your a bit silly. All though I do like the sarcasm at the end of your response. Just because I am a Goth and a Culture Revolutionary does not mean I am closed off to other ideas and thoughts. You live in a small world don't you? Safe in your thoughts of stereotypes and self-righteous in your beliefs to where the only truth you see is your own. Would I be correct in my summery of you?Or are you a worse being?

[theamvgirlx]

@GothRevolutionary You're a goth. OMG me too. But I'm a baby bat though :(

[GothRevolutionary]

@theamvgirlx Excellent ^_^ I am however puzzled. I have never heard the term "baby bat." Please explain.

[theamvgirlx]

@GothRevolutionary They're like a newbie goth type who start out trying to be goth but they end up looking emo, they are very frowned upon by the goth community as they are usually 12-15 and are called "posers" by older goths.

[GothRevolutionary]

@theamvgirlx Well screw what the older goths think then lol. Being Goth is a frame of mind. It's not just fashion. It's one out of many ways of thinking. It's actually it's own culture. It sounds as if the goths you've met have been rather elitist. The only time you are a poser is not being yourself. So good luck my friend and fellow goth. ^_^

[theamvgirlx]

@GothRevolutionary Thank you. :)

[HeyItsJonaveil]

Your gonna see this quote at the end of my will.

[XenaTheAlienChick]

LOLZ

[mattehISme]

totals deeldos

[rstabler1]

This video also links to another one of those Mormon ads. So I guess I'll alter the quote a bit: "I'd rather die than own my own planet."

[Legionbass19]

There's really some dumb fucking retards on here. IT'S A JOKE ON A TV SHOW! GET OVER IT!

[projektRad]

-insert religious troll here-

[LordSammyfoxy]

You have recently posted more than one comment therefore you must be a robot so,

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I'd rather die than be trolled by Youtube.

[xB00MxH34DSHOTx]

That is the most metal thing i have ever heard!

[vidviewer401]

Derp

[Neonshell227]

Happy May 21st! :D

[tylerafi07]

Probably the best quote from Metalocalypse.

[lordrectumslasher]

William Murderface, the theologian.

[TwoCows23]

This makes sense to Buddhists.

[TripleWalkthroughs]

i'd rather die than die.

[ChoujiMan]

I agree. Heaven sounds like a silly place.

[mvmkproductions666]

our lifes in 7 words amirite lol

[facelessone1391]

Immortal words, I hope someone carves them on my tombstone

[3DTyrant]

@facelessone1391 lol, yup, i want it on mine too :P

[xxDanielTM93xx]

@facelessone1391

I got you man!

[HammerNHook]

@facelessone1391 Here lies FaceLessonsOne - "I'd rather die than go to heaven"

[tokorev747777]

@HeavyMetalKiss Dont use that word! Use the word. Hamburger time then die

[HeavyMetalKiss]

@tokorev747777 26 people rather go to heaven than hamburger time ^^

[tokorev747777]

@HeavyMetalKiss There ya go :P

[TheEDBShow]

metalheads should make a new religion-THE CHURCH (not related to Jesus) OF METAL

[bappabuiebappabuie1]

@TheEDBShow who would be the pope, ozzy, lemmy, halford, dio or dickinson?

[TheEDBShow]

@bappabuiebappabuie1 im either gonna go with ozzy or brendon small

[SiCSiXSEX]

@TheEDBShow metalheads are too smart to follow a fucking rulebook. :>

[Nny762]

26 people would rather die than go to heaven

[MrBmantheman]

@Nny762 I think you mean go to heaven than die...

[XXGDUBSXX]

Id rather kill than listen to people argue about religion.

[Punk69Freak]

xD bahahahahaha <3

[T100050]

Me too

[OnyxBeastGuitar]

You know what they say! Rather reign in hell then serve in heaven!

[WombatBallZ]

@OnyxBeastGuitar im gonna reign hell in heaven! 

[PsykoReaper926]

Most. Epic. Quote. In. Metal.

[recon500]

I'd rather hamburger time than go to heaven

[barraki92]

@recon500

YES. YES.

A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES YES!

[lostsun]

It's amazing how William Murderface can get people onto the subject of religion with just those 7 words.

[Akirathedon92]

I like how this is related to "Did Jesus Exist"

Thats metal...

[bcoz7264]

That doesn't make any sense at all

[modem9000]

@bcoz7264 or does it make the most sense?

[theblackheart97]

So funny

[XXGDUBSXX]

Murderface the Nilhist.

[cars812]

wheres 0:02 lol

[timb0nic]

Hey DK fans! I made a "Best of Pickles" season 3 edition! Please give it a watch!

/watch?v=u6rZRJRKEuY

Thanks! \m/

[LordofDragns]

Heaven is metal.

[EXPSkateteam]

i like the part where he says "id rather die then go to heaven" agreed? anyways check out EXP(thats me) for a laugh,well. tis teenage humor.with some skating and guitars.

[DIEGOxRULES]

hahahahaa i love him

[Kingddd333]

That makes no sense (below)

[UnlimitedZoro2010]

I'm atheist, so heaven doesn't exist, though i do believe in hell

[number1HitlerFan]

@UnlimitedZoro2010 I dont think its possible for that to make any less sense. How can you believe in hell but not heaven?

[UnlimitedZoro2010]

@number1HitlerFan i believe that people who are free of sin are simply reincarnated into the next life, while people with sin are sent to hell to atone for the sins they committed, until they pay for them then reincarnated

[SpottedJaguar]

@UnlimitedZoro2010 Psst, hey... Atheists don't believe in Hell. Or sins. Or reincarnation. Try Buddhism if that's what you really believe.

[XXGDUBSXX]

@SpottedJaguar Buddhists are atheists.

[Autoclesis]

@XXGDUBSXX LOL. Stop trollin'.

[XXGDUBSXX]

@Autoclesis What are you talking about, I dont troll

[TheIncognitusMe]

@SpottedJaguar Actually, sinning and reincarnation are not strictly related to a supreme deity. So Atheists can believe them if they wish. Also, there is a hell for buddhists.

[stevendeamon]

@UnlimitedZoro2010 and even then they reincarnate in lesser beings, like humans and snails.

[iamskilled5]

@UnlimitedZoro2010 if your an athiest you have to not believe in both

[loliconagent]

580 people died and didn't go to heaven (lol)

[killerneon302]

see its funny because when you die you go to heaven. oh u guys dont get it..

[JayAyaba]

How do you know it was "than" not "then?"

[ieatflood]

@JayAyaba Otherwise there wouldn't be a joke there...

[BlueBabyBunny]

@JayAyaba Because he said 'rather'. You have to rather 'this' or 'that', not both.

[Nanaman12345]

William Murderface: The voice of awesome.

[Otheguilt]

best quote ever