HOW'D IT GET BURNED

[DonRMB]

The Bees did it..

[Crazydog7]

To call this a "remake" of The Wicker man is an insult to all the half decent remakes out there.

[purplesodapop]

How did she not laugh.

[BritishInvasion91]

@purplesodapop She was probably annoyed out of her mind haha.

[johnbanks707]

Honestly at this point, Cage probably just stopped with the script and just improvised throughout the rest. It was mostly hilarious, but it was a little annoying as well.

[LordRaymondx]

One of my favorite actors.

[HappySquid26]

I feel bad for Nic's wife or whatever if she leaves the bread in the toaster for too long

[DamageIncM]

Nick just had a bad time on this movie. He didn't care anymore. XD

[poopsinshower2]

it was that damn shark

[WarpedButNot]

Rifftrax brought me here.

[Jro1100]

What do directors see in him?

[dragnarok1134]

@Jro1100 The BEES, THE BEES!

[FrettingCajarot]

I tried getting into it, like pretending maybe the doll was from a missing little girl and he was desperate for answers, but he threw in one too many "HOW'D IT GET BURNED!" for this to be any good.

[Lostcontroller]

Hanako's parents if they were still alive.

[Popotype]

Hanako? TELL ME! HOW'D SHE GET BURNED?! HOW'D SHE GET BURNED?!

[Tsteve08]

Is the burned ok?

[TheAssassinKiler]

@Tsteve08 what?

[TheBadBuffalo]

mark3611 sent me here

[PrinceXTC86]

I DUNNO LOL

[rjgxjhs]

this is my senior quote in my yearbook. yep, i'm serious.

[FireHax0rd]

@rjgxjhs Hi (from CC!)

[MrKarlozz]

And then he ran

[soberchimera61]

My career how'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?!?!

[ReasonablyRealistic]

the greatest actor to grace this planet

[ts2101]

@ReasonablyRealistic What is that? WhatIsThat, WhatIsThat? WHAT IS IT!?

No! No, not the Nicholas Cage. NOT THE NICHOLAS CAGE! NOOOOOooooooo! He's in my eyes....MY EYES!!!!

[pinkorpurple432]

cagerage

[Humppathetic]

Pause at 0:07. You can actually see Cage crying over his lost millions making him act in such a piece of crap.

[Rengekage]

@Humppathetic

0_0 Holy shit, you can see it.

[ASDMarauder007]

Alternative Script for Wicker Man

......Cage: HOW IT GET BURNED

Girl: MAYBE SOMEONE THREW IT IN THE FIRE

Girl covers her mouth

Nicolas Cage glances over and begins to walk off screen

[roykoopa25]

Lol He doesn't even give her a chance to answer.

[QueenieNeha]

How to get bird! HOW TO GET BIRD!

[crazyquirrels]

What movie is this?

[Magnus1177]

@crazyquirrels The Wicker Man (The newer version, there's also older one).

[SpookCDF]

The woman later died of too much Caeg Exposure.

[roykoopa25]

Hey maybe if I shout the same thing at her without giving a chance to answer she'll tell me how it got burned!

[Textrosity]

Press 1, then 9 immediately before they start talking.

[MsNanana13]

It reminds me of the "what's in the box" scene from Se7en... :)

[Wolvesrain42]

HOW'D IT GET BURNED!?

...i dunno...

SON OF A-

[Stupidmonkee11]

every time my toaster burns my toast.

[keyinregulusgreen]

The best part is how he just runs off at the end! Bipolar wreck!

[TheIncredibleD1701]

How do get bird?

Lol, I dunno.

[TheAlaSensei]

/watch?v=t7e0777z7AY&

[Hackified]

Howdigetbirn'd!?

[LN1992]

Isn't he the Ghots Ride?

[TheOtherVelociraptor]

How to get verned

[12345wery]

i got here from ponies

[DoctorScienceMan]

How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned?

Haha! I have NO idea!

[BellasDarkFantasy]

God damn it, what's the name of this movie again? >_<

[ColourMeANewFace]

@BellasDarkFantasy The Wickerman

[BellasDarkFantasy]

@ColourMeANewFace Thank you!

[Pin0yBoy]

HOW TO GET BIRD? HOW TO GET BIRD? HOW TO GET BIRD? HOW TO GET BIRD? HOW TO GET BIRD?

[HistoryTwistedInc]

Ponies sent me here.

[THELASTREDMAGE]

It fell into the pit, thats why its burned.

[crumpton4]

Oh Nicholas Rage...

[Killzoneguy117]

You became Ghost Rider and then you picked it up.

[OMGitsNickmas]

With fire of course

[roykoopa25]

howtoget burned? how to get burned how to get burned how to get burned?!

[krystlerita]

Screw Leaving Las Vegas. THIS is Cage's best performance, bar none

[mdoherty9188]

This is the 908th time I watched this scene. I still laugh every time.

[981407036x]

ARMAGEDDON! ARMAGEDDON! ARMAGEDDON! 

[MCtotheJOE001]

Come to Sweden

Visit the lovely city of Haadidgetburnd

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

@MCtotheJOE001 There is no City called Haadidgetburnd. But there is a City called Kukstaden... NOT!

[TheIncredibleD1701]

HOW TO GET BIRD?!?!

[Kevtb87]

The man's got a point. How did it get burned?

[3min46sec]

@Kevtb87 I DON'T KNOW

[TheGameInfoGuy]

It kinda sounds like: "How to get Vern? How to get Vern? HOW TO GET VERN?!"

[MrRenegadePhoenix]

Some people just don't understand anything about cooking

[MsDeadCorpse]

howdigetburrrrrrned

[ABaconStrip]

Nicholas Cage takes his toast very fucking serious.

[MrNinjaKiwi13]

How else does anything else get burned Nick?

[theshortguy411]

HOWDITGETBURNED /)'3'(\

[lemonsthemelon]

How did it burnt?? How DID IT BUNRED!?!?!?

[iLuckyyy]

I think it got burnt due to fire.

[MonkeySmist2]

Nicholas Cage's caps lock got stuck

[1Adr1an6]

HOW'D IT GET BURNED ! ?

[fucktheworld157]

I still don't know how'd get burned. D:

[yourmom416]

The Spurs? KILL ME!

How to get burned? How to get bird, how'd it give birth?! Hiding a bird!

[Dejizzious]

@yourmom416 i lol'd

[triggersprollie]

@yourmom416 excellent transcription

[thatfilmgeekguy]

@yourmom416 safe to say, you've made ma day! (no rhyme intended)

[fairlyfizzy]

@yourmom416 HHHAAAAAHAHAHAH

[gamefreek41795]

PONIES

[NosAway]

Press 2 for KILLME!

[IxisTyler]

1 person dose not know :D

[sravankumarb]

I love how he just walks away like -

"Time to ask someone else now"

[TheJosjosjosjos]

THIS HEARSE, KILL ME!

[sirusdavirus1383]

PONYS

[Zerekor]

2 - TELL ME

3 - I think...

4 - How it did get burnt

5 - HOW IT DID GET BURNT

6 - BURN!

7 - HOW IT DID GET BURNNN

8 - I DON'T KNOW!

336 (I think - I - BURN), 8536 (I DON'T KNOW HOW - I -BURN), 536 (HOW I BURN)

Hard game!

[TheCLETUSJr]

keep hitting 7

[Reelbigearth]

I'm having way too much fun just pressing 6 :)

[SeberHusky]

Is he saying "KILL ME" or "TELL ME"?

[Ellectrollama]

HOWDEGEBURRRN

[KNIFYNINJA]

what is all these comments with what it says but wrong?

im guessing im gonna get hated on for saying this but its says;

this hers? tell me! how'd it get burned?? how'd it get burned??? etc...

[zhazha23]

This purse. KILL ME!

[invadersnowflake]

what is that from???

like a movie or something???

[CyberPirate83]

@invadersnowflake The Wicker Man.

[VoidHawkz]

Press 8

Watch her mouth

???

Profit ;D

[ShadowJax04]

This hers? KILLL ME!!  How to get bird? HOW TO GET BIRD, HOW TO GET BIRD?!?!

[madpauly1]

Heh. . .keep hitting 6 like every two seconds for major burnage.

[misterrandompancake]

cancer

[sasgay]

what the fuck film is this?

[Blockization]

@sasgay The Wicker Man.

[Eshbaal]

@sasgay The REMAKE of The Wicker Man from 2006, I might add.

The original Wicker Man (1973) is a masterpiece. This one is just unintentionally hilarious.

[Spenceros]

HURTLIKEBUGGERY

[olsenrob]

She acts like an innocent bystander... poor girl.

[maksie88]

HOW TO GET BURNED?!

[spintzel]

I like the part where he asked how it got burned

[TheKidViciousX]

it was the bees

[Xidphel]

SPOILER: She doesn't know!

[jukka4president]

HADAHGEHBURNED!!

[JWRandall423]

The absolute most pointless-ass remake in the history of everything! See the original! A great and unnerving thriller.

[cardboardwalk]

It got put in a fire thats how

[fawnknudsen]

Fascinating film.

[supermariofan03]

perfect stinger for mst3k

[papoj1PVR]

I don't know...what we're yelling about!

[DejectedPanda]

@papoj1PVR LOUD NOISES!

[Vmaster456]

@papoj1PVR Loud noises

[DonZabu]

This hers? KILL ME!

[EpicMarshmallow]

@DonZabu (TF2 Reference)

[gexthegecko]

How'd it get burned!?

Man, I've never seen this movie before, but I saw the original. Hearing about how terrible the remake is and seeing the reviews on it, it looks so bad that it's good, in a MST3K way.

[DJCooqieDough]

So...? How DID it get burned? They never said in the movie lol