"Girlfriend" - Kabbage Boy

[SophaloafZombie]

...Am I the only one who loves this because it cracks my shit up? The lyrics are so retarded I fucking love this song

[DaRkPlUm]

@SophaloafZombie You do not stand alone on this point. This song is freaking genius lol

[iDudegod]

still better than all the other shit out there ;)

[Jtyild16]

These bands make me fucking sick

[OcarinaOfDarkness]

Oh Dear Ormagöden...

[gamingnoob98]

this song makes me laugh

[DoodDC1]

The song: Crap

The first 7 secs or so: awesome

You come here for a deccent metal tune? Just do as I do

Play till 8 seconds, pull back to the start, repeat!

[thepranqster1]

metal meter >9000/zerohhhhhhhhhhhh shhitttttttt

[guitarroxxer02]

I'm going to blow my head off now.

[Bignacho98]

@guitarroxxer02 ur gunna blow yourself

[guitarroxxer02]

@Bignacho98 Too late, your mom already did.

[Bignacho98]

@Bignacho98 you sed it 2 weeks ago dumbass bitch

[SweetEmoKid14]

METAL METER:-999999999

fuk error

[TheMaskedMetalist]

yeah i cant make it through this song. MUST LEAVE!!!

[imo986]

I gotz da dic canzerz

[SaintsGameCollection]

a porcupine, how do treat someone like that?

[evilminionnumber2]

I absolutely love this song. It perfectly illustrates what I hate with alternative at the moment.

[TheDiswasher]

I can fix a everything, except for that

- Edie Riggs.

[Bowin99]

@TheDiswasher metal is dead

- rodie

[TheDiswasher]

@Bowin99 Jajajaja Nice

[headhumperHL2]

everytime i try to get through this song it just gets worse and worse

[TheMasticator250]

Without the singing and the crappy DJ this would be a lot better

Luckily Ormagoden fixed them

[superdog619]

Eddie can fix anything...except the singer...



[XMETALGEARS59X]

this gave me cancer

[Emmanuel1298]

The metal is dead

[LUNCHBOXXX14]

@Emmanuel1298 IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ALIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE. . .

[FennecFoxity]

To anyone in the comments saying that this is a "good song".... You do realize they designed this song to be as bad as they possibly could right? This song is supposed to be the worst modern "metal" song wet made. By design. What's wrong with you people????????

[WeaponOfMyDestructio]

1:07 wtf

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

lol imagine THIS being a faction in BL? i dont think anyone would play them unless they are trolls

[Keitto191]

I didnt get how this wasnt Metal until I heard the whole thing. Good song, but not a Metal Song

[WolfieboyMachi]

It's crap, but it's crap in a funny way. I like it. :P

[MrNyanpire]

It seems the more I listen to this I start to like it just a little more everytime...

[27wastedpandas]

i feel like a traitor, when i hear this

[MrWoodenhat]

it's well crap innit ? I love how the game actually gave this music a genre that sounds even worse than the music : second wave of american tween melodic rap metalcore ) . and me and me mates are curious , is there really a children shitty music genre called the tween wave? oh and guys don t take the "metal is dead " to the first degree , eddie is just trying to say that shit likes this hurts metal . cause come on there are great nu metal groups like disturbed or system of a down these days

[SonicGuitarAce]

@PSNGreyLynx

JB stands for Jack Black no exceptions

[Kalebbrantleach]

I told you not to climb on that you stupid mother f$&@ing piece of s*%#!!!!!

[MrMarktheevil1]

This is the full song? Wow.

[omgitshunter101]

i love this song!

[UberGrimm]

the opening is actually good.

[skinnydipper16]

... I like it :D

[flashinmahcash]

Breakdown at 1:14 is so beautiful.

[XDShineMoon1]

please let him fall :/

[DarkWhisperSource]

Decapitation!!!

[RobDiaz97]

Nu Metal is heavier than this.

[nikolakistdglover]

@cooldude101420 em this is not metal just fyi

[pungrmn]

do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong time? like you should've been born earlier?

like the seventies?

earlier. like, the early seventies.

[TheStriker26]

@pungrmn Brilliant line, i loled so hard at that

[darkblade1011]

this song is so bad i actually like it sux but its funny

[Grungeaintdead101]

this is actually good compared to music nowadays!

[rickengothic]

72 people are true heavy metal fans :)

[WinstonChuchhill]

@cooldude101420 Actually i love metal but i would not consider this metal, this is just awful

[J6FIRE]

Thumbs up if you only feel like hearing the first 8 seconds

[wickedvahndyl]

It's so awful that it's enjoyable.

[PSNGreyLynx]

I'm sorry but justin beiber is better then this (I know this is a joke song but at least JB doesn't ruin metal)

[iamnotglenn]

I dislike this video because that was the whole point of the song in Brutal Legend.

[Jurgutz]

This is definitely a "song" that should stay in the real world and leave the BL one in peace.

[WinstonChuchhill]

this is the worst music ever and no one can argue with that. NO ONE!!!

[Ascirus]

@WinstonChuchhill I beg to differ:

Rebbecca Black.

Without autotune.

[WinstonChuchhill]

@Ascirus hmm, good point. tough decision as to who's worse

[Dropkickjosh8]

I can Fix anything except... that... Um Metal is dead....

[IshidaTheQuincy]

I cringe everytime I listen to this.

WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK

[TheMusicThrasher]

@IshidaTheQuincy Because of bile fascination.

[deerdestroyer2009]

Don't you ever think you should have been born earlier?

[amaniswatchingyou]

@deerdestroyer2009 Like the 70's?

[Jakob300able]

@amaniswatchingyou Eariler....Like...the early 70s....

[deerdestroyer2009]

@amaniswatchingyou No earlier...like...the early 70's

[BritBllt]

God help me, it's actually kind of catchy...

[clonecomanderfox]

This is what Metal is becoming. Stop hating on Bieber and start hating on Metalcore.

[Resulli]

@clonecomanderfox Methinks you don't listen to enough metal then. I don't hear any metal that sounds even remotely like this. Even the new stuff.

[clonecomanderfox]

@Resulli You lucky soul have clearly never listened to Metalcore.

[Resulli]

@clonecomanderfox Apparently not. I thought All That Remains and Scar Symmetry were Metalcore and neither of those sound like this.

[clonecomanderfox]

@Resulli This is more Targeted Towards bands like Bring Me the Horizon, we came as Romans and Asking Alexandria.

[Resulli]

@clonecomanderfox Yeah I haven't heard of those bands but there is a point where a band stops being Metalcore and becomes something else entirely. I haven't heard anything by any of those bands, having not heard of them, but I haven't heard anything like this song in any of the metal I listen to. Metalcore or not.

[clonecomanderfox]

@Resulli Metalcore in general sucks though.

[Resulli]

@clonecomanderfox I fullheartedly disagree.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@Resulli

Scar Symmetry is Melodic Death Metal, not Metalcore.

[Resulli]

@WolfieboyMachi Is it? Aw well. I don't usually concern myself with the specific genres. Metal is metal.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@Resulli

Well then I think you should know that metalcore, most of the time, isn't even actual metal.

Only quasi-metal. And sometimes, even that is generous.

[RockForce131]

@WolfieboyMachi Its not metalcore. Its like Nu-Metal/Rapcore. The point is it sucks and should not be argued about.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@clonecomanderfox

Lol, trolling much?

This is SO not what metal is becoming.

[clonecomanderfox]

@WolfieboyMachi Bands like this exist.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@clonecomanderfox

Yeah. But just because there exist some bands like this doesn't mean that "this is what metal is becoming".

[clonecomanderfox]

@WolfieboyMachi Well, it's mostly in America where Metalcore bands like this are popular.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@clonecomanderfox

Yeah, except this isn't Metalcore.

This is like a mix of Nu Metal, Alternative and... whatever.

It's definetly not Metalcore.

And besides that, Metalcore is only quasi metal, not real metal.

[clonecomanderfox]

@WolfieboyMachi No, this is supposed to be making fun of Metalcore. You can tell because of the breakdown and the chunga-chunga riffs.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@clonecomanderfox

It may be making fun of metalcore PARTIALLY, but not just metalcore.

As far as I've experienced, Metalcore doesn't have rapping or turntables in it.

Nu metal does, though. So wheather it's intentional or not, this is closer to a parody of Nu Metal than it is to Metalcore.

[clonecomanderfox]

@WolfieboyMachi brokeNCYDE. I win.

[WolfieboyMachi]

@clonecomanderfox

Nope. Doesn't sound like brokeNCYDE. They don't have guitars, and these guys have no "screaming" vocals.

And even so, brokeNCYDE aren't Metalcore.

You're gonna have to try harder than that. :P

[gjbsaxman94]

so terrible it actually makes me like it

[Veyrall]

This songs hurts. I like pop, even, and this song is still like torture.

[SlaaneshTheChaosGod]

beats justin bieber.

[tty987]

best song ever in the history of the universe jk :p

[b15bomber]

God save metal

[MisteryRockerBoy1112]

ITS KIND OF COOL THE INTRO BUT THE REST IS A DOUCHE

[narutouzu78]

is it bad I actually like this song T_T



[RayneNightrose]

@narutouzu78 Don't worry, it grew on me too haha!

[AlexLong1000]

@narutouzu78 Yes.

[skulllover3323]

metal is so dead. plz let him fall

[MultiJeremy67]

how do i kill the fucking tree back

[CraggerLee]

Ever feel like you were born in the worng time like you should of been born earlier like the 70's?? No like earlier like the early 70's!. I was screaming at the TV going YES YES YES!!!!!!!!1

[RedVsBlueUser]

.......................……Metal­'s Dead

[lovestruck501]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! :D

[Bannersnake]

ok i'm 30 seconds and now my head hurts

[SlaaneshTheChaosGod]

I actually like it

[gameshow2010]

when i unlocked this song i said WTF!!!!!!!!!

[TheRealBlueLightning]

still better than beiber

[boxboy1111]

whats funny is this song isn't actually that bad.

[RichBoysCinema2]

Man I cant find the song that plays when those demons are after you and you get the axe and the guitar. ANYONE KNOW?

[fictionalsilence]

@RichBoysCinema2 Children Of The Grave - Black Sabbath?

[RichBoysCinema2]

@fictionalsilence Yes! Thanks so much man!

[fictionalsilence]

@RichBoysCinema2 No probs.

[TheFinalCut6]

His voice sounds kinda like Dextar Holland from offspring a little but not really

[journeymanX]

way better than bieber

[Teldor77330]

THIS is metal ! hum hum ...

[tylertoon2]

The horrible thing about this is if this actually got released it would actually be popular

[pack2500]

@tylertoon2 the thing is that the music itslef isnt that bad the lyrics...........oh my ozzy!

[jurnag12]

ya know, the guitar work (minus all the crappy effects) isn't THAT bad, although generic.

And not metal, totally not metal.

[TheRagnarokmech]

i prefer this over justin beaver anytime

[2themoon2]

Seriously, this is like jonas brothers meets linkin park meets blink 182

[SlaaneshTheChaosGod]

cool

[Big12189]

"Sometimes I feel like I should have been born in a different era."

"What, like the 80's?"

"No. More like...the early 80's."

[Preacherjonson]

@Big12189 i believe it was 70s the 80s was pop rock :(or more commonly known as the death of popular music)

[thecomicalracist]

@Big12189 you mean the 70's? :3

[deathhoundpack]

@Big12189 It was 70's :3

[Rockmademedoit]

The song is actually okay...until after 8 seconds when that god awful lead singer opens his mouth and the whole thing goes downhill from there

[RageDemonic]

Must. Decapitaed. This Band!!!

[konnod321]

Probably the biggest Piss Take on "Nu Metal" but i don't care.. I Love it!! lol

[noksinerate]

i can fix anything... except that...

[PWNAGE2031]

@noksinerate metal's dead man

[HojoAmasuke]

You should also include the dude with mask saying "Hi guys! Do you wanna hear some heavy metal?!" This song sux so bad that it's just hillarious xD

[NetMoverSitan]

@HojoAmasuke DarkSydePhil gave the best reply to those w*****s "Yeah, so what are YOU doin' there!", can't think of anything better, if I wanted to live in a state of perpetual agony, I'd buy their album and listen to it every day...I DON'T!

[darktitan33]

my fav part is from 0:12 to 2:36 lol

[thetwocrazed]

(slowly shaking back an forth) No more, please, MERCY! No please sire! Forgive me , i will do anything to make this stop!

[sinthite]

FIRST 8 SECONDS WAS AMAZING THE REST WAS STUPID

[JadedEdge758]

"I thought i told him to stay off the props that stupid mother (If you want to hear the bad words that make these types of scenes funnier select yes, otherwise it will bleep them out)

[darktitan33]

@JadedEdge758 i will pick.....bleep them out, its always funnier

[hanzo661]

Fo'sho.

[darktitan33]

HEAVIEST METAL SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[luske2]

the first few strokes are pretty good :O

[Slasher9485]

great way to torture someone, or have a laugh. It's one of those "So bad it's great" songs.

[EazyRun]

This song is so bad, it want to torture itself -.-

[Silxstysler]

Why?

D:

[JFitz815]

Thank god this song's from a parody band. If this was a real band, I'd be on Death Row by now.

[tulkasainur]

A purposedly very shitty song, for a very shitty band that died in the first 10 minutes of the game.

[JFitz815]

@tulkasainur 10 minutes? More like 5.

[Stooovieland]

"i told you not to climb up there you stupid mother...... fucking.. piece of shit"... genious

[TheGotikEngel]

drowning doom gravedigger= "this song makes me want to kill myself"

[stabr123]

this song should not exist.

[thetwocrazed]

Just keep pressing 0 every 9 seconds and its awesome!

[keretarocknroll]

@thetwocrazed lol it's true, the intro sounds like heavy metal hahhaha :D

[rattengifje]

0:42 "put my finger in your be-hind" ?????

[cozmofox222]

@KingWight its in an awesome game

[cozmofox222]

why do i listen to this?

[khaozz4life]

0:00 - 0:09 Cool, I'm loving this band so far. :)

0:10 - 1:07 Ugh, nevermind. :/

1:08 - 2:36 This is total garbage. I hate this song!!! >:(

[DarkSoraXIII]

This song is awesome! ...except for :10 - 2:36...

[EnvyMizuhashi]

I can fix anything...except this.

[Halogods3000]

it awesome when the band gets killed awesome kick ass metal

[Jetson6661]

The intro was fine, until the "OOoooooh" part. This is hard rap, not Heavy Metal.

[JoeyRavnYT]

@Jetson6661 It's a parody. Get a sense of humor, please.

[Jetson6661]

@JoeyRavnYT What?? I have a sense of humor!

"Please let him fall..."

[SlaaneshTheChaosGod]

its prety nice

[aqula]

I actually like the song,the only part that sucks is the ''oohhhhh girlfriend'' part..

[MrGuitarhunter]

dokken is in tagged vids

[ZXC77777]

Soooo, Should I click Like, or Dislike?

[kishinkid13]

the opening was ok, then fuck noo