The BIBLE is PERFECT

[saddleheadson]

KOOOOL AIIDE

[MyNameIsBob212]

Silly atheists, always thinking the bible contradicts itself. Take this video for example:

/watch?v=CxIodGEROEo

Don't watch that video, it's full of godless lies! The bible is perfect in every way!

[FosterZygote]

Poe's law: Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.

[localphenom]

I can tell by your guitar that you cant play for shit. pray for better dexterity from your homicidal god

[Theaverable]

49 people have wasted their lives

[raith2006]

I was waiting for him to start crying and say he's wasted his life or something like that, but nope, stayed in character.

[hah13]

great stuff

[Zentz29]

LOL

i thought this dude was serious for a min there...

[Sillygoose241]

I love how people get so angry so easily, just because they WANT to be angry at someone.... It's a JOOOOOKE!

[hereforhumankind]

You are a gay man hiding your gayness in jesusness...come out, come out...

You got it...christianity is a lie....you got it! God the mass murderer of children...great god! The story of Sodom is not about the silly angels, by the god who murdered the babies and children living there...innocent children I might add. The god of the bible is a maniac...not god, simply a mad man...which are the idiots who wrote the damn book.

[Bigbiber89]

"The BIBLE is PERFECT"

Ahaha fail the bible is only a old fairytaile accept it or not but it doesn't influence facts ;)

[sybow]

You look quite stressed.. people are bad at lying.. but ok ill stay a bit friendly. What makes you believe god is real? We are here on earth for what? Why on this planet? Why not on venus? Secondly.. Why they remake the bible? They were not sure if it was true? They changed their mind? And what about all the dying people here.. people in africa are dying cause of hunger.. Why didnt god put us on a planet with enough food for every men he could expect? His powers are unlimited to he could make it

[Astillion]

Doesn´t anyone read the description? What is the first three words?

[PrinceOfDoubt]

plz be poe's law

[SmoothInstigator]

Perfect? Hardly. Unless you consider incest, prostitution, betrayal and murder perfect. You sound like the guy who gets off on all that good stuff actually.

[Dane1073]

it's creationists like you that make the rest of them look bad, cause you have no legit arguments, proof or common logic to back up any of your facts, you use the fear of hell to try and convince me to follow your religion

[twellostefan]

how can you be sow stupid!!!

and yes you live your life based on a lie!!

you stupid fuck

[jarettdaferret]

you not funny, bro just sayin.

[evra41]

go drink some milk and sleep

[DidUKno777]

boy, you folks can really get yur dander up over a little bit of fun..... LOL, and holy crap

[Seektruth1st]

His face would suit a straight jacket. And it would be perfectly appropriate.

[RationalConclusion]

What a stupid boy.

[wesleysonic]

... Christianity tried to destroy paganism. They stole the pagan festivals, christmas was a pagan festival, easter was a pagan festival. The church just put all their festivals on them to wipe them out. They burned witches, pagans do not sacrafice their babies. Pagans beleive that all life is sacred and you are not doomed to hell when you are born. But christians ... Read morethink you are doomed to hell, it is a way to control us.

[bazzymushpea123]

No its not the case that it destroyed paganism. Its the fact that the Roman Empire was completely Pagan until Constantine's conversion to Christianity- therefore the entire Roman 'Pagan' Empire had to undergo a complete change, so Christianity merged itself into Paganism to convert Pagans to Christianity easily (so they wouldn't have to change their Pagan holiday dates)

[axsimulate]

1 Corinthians 11:14

Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

Even the Bible said Jesus should be ashamed of himself.

[cfuller2k9]

You my friend are lost in your own ignorance ........does anyone know if jesus had long hair ??? Did you happen to find a snapshot of him ... think his mother whipped out the cybercam ?? There all paintings ..not the real image of jesus

[drimu123]

you are an IDIOT!!!

[ala877]

You are fucking idiot who is trying to be funny. who really cares if there is a god or not.

[yoyomafosho]

are you on the same drugs as boxxy?

[mrmockle]

Repent, the time is near

[SweetCherryJuice2]

shut ur fuckin mouth PLEASE shut the fuck up omg make me wanna punch your face with that damn annoying voice of him WHAT THE FUCK!!

[argh523]

jesus couldn't have said it better!

[SweetCherryJuice2]

A fuck your motherfucking crap ok. damn we dont live 2000 years ago ok

[attackedfaizan]

if jesus was god why would he kill himself u belive in three gods but at the same time u say they are one that is not perfect and is not logical and u have been wasting yor life as a christian maybe u should reserch other religions and compare them 2 yours e.g quran ,it has been completely proven 100% SCIENTIFICLY correct and has no flors this my brother is the perfect religion feel free 2 ask any questions as i have no doubt that u are and have misleaded your life onto what your parents belive

[argh523]

"completely proven 100% SCIENTIFICLY correct"

this is bullshit

[attackedfaizan]

oh yeh y not read it yourself and relise but no u are to ignorant to seek such knoleadge the bible is so unlogical beyond belief but yet u still remain foolish an of the disbelievers

[argh523]

Both, the bible and the quran, are very, very old books that tell stories. I try to get a picture of what the world is from people who are researching it today, and try to be.. "a good person" according to what i know about the specific topic in question, and, of course, by empathy for people. I admit, sometimes it is hard to see the "just" answer, often inoff the wrong desicion is made, often inoff there is nothing "just" you can do.

[argh523]

People who lived 1300, 2000 or 4000 years ago didn't know "more" about what is right and what is not. Additionally, they lived in a whole different world! Why is their view so important in today's problems, or more precisely, why is an opinion from someone living today that was interpreted from a story coming from a totally different context to be trusted?

I know.. "god said it, shut up".. just no answer for me..

[argh523]

PS: as a Muslim, you shouldn't call the bible foolish.. the quran acknowledges all three books have been revealed by one God (i dont believe that myself, but its your story..)

PPS: learn to write properly before you try to "explain" why other peoples believes are foolish..

[argh523]

PPPS: if "the bible is so unlogical beyond belief" it doesn't make any _other_ book look better..

[bazzymushpea123]

You can't even spell properly so don't call him ignorant. And I have read the Qur'an- its the best novel I ever read.

[bazzymushpea123]

The Qur'an just copied and merged parts of the Torah and New Testament you moron. You still believe in the virgin birth e.t.c- so how can you believe in some of it whilst saying its unlogical? And 'misleaded your life onto what your parents believe'... okay well lets look at the majority of Muslims- most also only believe what they do because their parents forced them to believe it. Whatever flaws you find in Judaism and Christianity they can be found in Islam- but probably twice as bad.

[casanoval33t]

HOMO!!!

[willowwannabe]

kiddo, question the actions of your "god", good is GOOD and bad is BAD. lest ye be deceived by lucifer posing as god. god doesn't instigate evil. "god made man that he might have joy" if there were a final judgement then that would mean progression stops for our souls. what kind of an existence would that be? the purpose of our experience is to grow and learn from our mistakes. god always provides a way back for his children. for god so loved the world he gave his only begotten son...

[willowwannabe]

jesus is your savior but the bible was re-written and censored by the Nicene council/vatican 300 years after his death. and most of the teachings that meant anything were taken out. the romans merged christianity and paganism when they saw that Christianity was unstoppable and now you unknowingly practice paganism. jesus taught to love your neighbor not that said your innocent child would burn in hell cause a pedophile failed to sprinkle water on their head before they died. think about it kid.

[ELsAnToDon]

xD thats the plot of a novel in spanish "Los conjurados de roma"

[kazene10]

wait say what??? O-o? wtf did the Vatican do? dude please explain this

[SweetCherryJuice2]

HAHAHAHA

[brent35023]

i guess people dont know what satire is.

good vid my friend

[savetheworldpagan]

Hello little boy, I think you need some psychotherapy for believeing its OK to believe a book that says murder, slavery and eating flesh is ok............

[flangleelgnalf]

psst...look at the info...says (this is a satire)

jeez... >.>

[SweetCherryJuice2]

LMFAO

[kazmekazme]

how can you be your own dad. fuck your mother.

are you saying its ok to fuck your mother. o shit your ganna burn in hell.

go suck a dick.

beleive and waste your life is more like it bitch

[dabuddhist]

I would like to say, that god said no-one would live past 120. Though Noah lived well above that

[CONSIDERyou]

He changed our genetics after the flood. Methuselah lived till 969, for example...before the flood. It took Noah 120 years to build the ark.

[icudan]

I wipe my arse with the pages of the bible mate, fuck off :)

[tiffo73]

This is a satire, he's making fun of venomfangx. listen to some of venom's vids and please repeat the sentiment to him!

[terrisonperry]

Exactly! If God is a genocidal maniac, then genocidal mania must be good! Because god is good, and god said it was good. So it is. And if god damns fig trees - then fig trees are evil too! I hate figs.

[CONSIDERyou]

Figs are very high in fiber, you pagan!

[stackagucci]

OH LAWDY IS DAT SUM LAWDY

[errskin]

the bible condones slavery.

[TrevorALan]

Wait wait wait, and note I am NOT an atheist. There is a charge that the Bible contradicts itself and all you say is "you need to rethink your logic"? That's no answer. Find a supposed contradiction and refute it, show it to be consistent and THEN you can say you've won your point. All you've done here is proven you CAN'T answer criticism.

I don't agree with atheists but your empty-headed attempted apologetics require apologies.

[KyleTheKrazy]

Omg Please Tell Me This Is All Sarcasm.

You Know, The followers Of Adolf Hitler Believed Blindly To his Lies of superiority

And Your "God" Did Things Far Worse Than Adolf Could Have Ever Dreamt.

[CronoPhage]

The bible is internally inconsenstent, I will go no further than to so that in three of the for ghosples (Mathey Mark Luke n John) only 3 of them have the reserection story and none of them match.

(ps sory 4 mispelling n bad grammer, am drinking)

[TrevorALan]

There's also two quite distinct geneologies of Jesus, and the creation stories in Genesis 1 and 2 are a little off.

[alexandernicolo]

i mean like... you don't have to believe it literally... And like... I believe in the bible but that doesn't mean that you have to believe it too.

[cooperaerosmith]

Some stuff you say is form Richard Dawkins. Give him credit or don't say it.

[supaspydamn]

Great vid!

[tube2a]

evil dude, evil >:)

[Robbaz]

I love satire, i can't aggre more there is no proof! :D

[Candy9355]

Yeah but God is there!:)

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

Prove it.

[Candy9355]

Look around yet again

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

You're an idiot.

[Candy9355]

Don't talk about yourself like that. Just ask God to open your eyes and truly mean it

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

Oh! It's the good old "I know you are, but what am I?" argument!

God isn't real.

[Candy9355]

He is really really real.

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

Again, PROVE IT!

It's like arguing with a fucking child.

[Candy9355]

Okay I could give you historical documentation but you would probably still argue. So, Okay if you want REAL proof read the bible. Hear me out. Read it from the beginning to the end with out stopping. I assure you. God will become so real to you. And if you still just think its a fable when you are done come talk to me. But read it word for word. Do not skip any part but search the scriptures and tell me if that isn't proof enough. We christians say that the bible is God's written words so

[bwzes03]

Candy9355:

Reading a book does not make "god" real, in fact, read the thousands of years older Pyrimid "scriptures", does that make Ra, Isis, Horus et al real ? It should, by your definition of making god real.....

[bwzes03]

yeah, but is he really really really real ?

Not just really really real.....

If he is really really really real, then maybe he could be really really really real...

otherwise.... I can't think of any reason why he could be really really really real ,when he's not real.. I mean, really, come on. For real.. ;-)

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

I've read more of the Bible than most Christians have, and that just makes me despise your bullshit religion even more.

It's that pesky Old Testament that shows how "loving" your god is.

[Candy9355]

ask him to speak to you then.

[Boxcutter7]

"ask him to speak to you then."

lol he won't speak back since you can't hear or see him

[Candy9355]

his words not mine.

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

You admit that the Old Testament god is one of the most terrible characters in all of fiction, but you still worship him?

I am morally superior to your imaginary deity, hell, Charles Manson is morally superior. Manson hasn't killed nearly as many people as the god of the Old testament has.

[free2bfierce]

Charles Manson didn't create the Heavens and Earth. Where is the logic in that comparrison? And The Old Testimet God didn't kill anyone innocent. He destroyed the wicked and any child that was under his hand to death went to Heaven. Read your bible again! I was a little upset! I thought you were cute and came here to see a fellow believer and maybe hit on him a little, but now i realize you're just mocking my beliefs.

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

"And The Old Testimet God didn't kill anyone innocent. He destroyed the wicked and any child that was under his hand to death went to Heaven."

You just contradicted yourself.

[TrevorALan]

EVERY inhabitant of Jericho was wicked. The 2 month old babies there were wicked and DESERVED death? Because the Bible is pretty clear EVERYONE in the town was purposely killed by the Israelites on God's direct orders.

[alexandernicolo]

Hey I love that song.

Anyways, I believe in God but I also believe that there's nothing wrong with homosexuality. There's just a lot in the bible that people changed. The best thing to do is to do what you know is right.

[camino1ca]

You obviously have a real sense of morals, not biblical. If what the Bible says is not true why follow it at all?

[alexandernicolo]

(to camino1ca) It's simply that the bible is the guide to morals as it unifies them. It's better to believe that there's God than to regret not believing by the time you know that God exists.

[camino1ca]

If you are wrong Allah will send you to hell. Perhaps Zues will be pissed too, or Ramadanadingdong.

Such a sentiment is nonsense. If you want to play it that way the odds are against you. Out of thousands of religions you have a 1 in ?thousand chance of having successfully chosen or been raised in the right religion.

That is religious nonsense at It's best. If god exist it is highly unlikely it is your petty god.

As far as morals go the Bible unifies nothing. Contradictory and barbaric.

[alexandernicolo]

oh well... :)

[Candy9355]

well its your choice. you see Gods workings everywhere. when judgment day comes, it will be too late. mark my words.

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

And when a fundie says this, you know you just won the argument.

[camino1ca]

It's funny to see this same comment over and over again. Are Christians programmed like robots or just stupid?

Of course there are sophisticated Christians but your not one of them.

[Candy9355]

Look around

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

That ain't proof.

Lern2logic

[Candy9355]

Look again.

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

'Kay, I see my CD collection, my computer, some books, a stack of cups, my DVDs and video games, some pens and pencils, my Xbox 360, my TV, my bed, my amp, my guitar, and my dresser.

No god here.

[Candy9355]

He does. But your heart is hardened. Its okay. I will pray for you!:)

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

Prove it, lol.

[Candy9355]

I hope God touches your heart to believe in him. He is all powerful. Be VERY careful about what you say about the Lord.

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

He doesn't exist, lol.

[pdytko]

Thats the SPIRIT!!!!

[maglavagna]

The bible is the most overrated book ever written. Well...at least one of them. The quran also springs to mind.

[MaximumLizard]

you said "pissed off". i thought christians weren't supposed to sayt hings like that.

[Newton8605]

guy im possative youve been living a lie your whole life. but if you were to find that out your fucking head would explode. i beleave in god, but i still think that there are huge contradictions in the bible. Like the "fact" that you are put here to CHOOSE to love god, and yet god knows evrything ur gonna do. Hows that possable??? instead of trying to see what your told all the time, take a break and look for the opposite. i think youll see some amazing things.

[ShadowUmbreon23]

if god created the world in 4004 bc, then how do we have evidence of fossils that date back millions of years? the bible is NOT perfect, it says in the bible that an ass can talk and that gays should be slaughtered and u should stone ur child to death if (s)he dissobeys

[dropspin5678]

You just keep in mind, the next time you go to the hospital, or someone you love needing surgery...you have become even slightly Darwinian. The church had a stance against medicine for over 1800 years.

If the bible does not contradict itself, then you assert that in Genesis Chapter One, God created man on what day? And then look at Genesis Chapter Two...created man AND woman before all other things. ONE OF THESE STORIES MUST BE INCORRECT. THEY CANNOT BOTH BE TRUE.

I'd rather be godless.

[dropspin5678]

Jesus also said Luke 19:27 "therefore, those who would not have me as their king, bring them here and kill them before me."

This is NOT perfection. He couldn't be a genecidal maniac and be perfect. The misperception of the object of cognition that brings a state of mind that is inconsistent with a state of peace is the very definition of an imperfect mind. If god created all things, he would never be displeased with what his own hands crafted. Logic?? LOGIC?? Haha, a child.

[dropspin5678]

Um, your choice of language as a BELIEVER is telling. Mark 16:17-24 says "these signs shall accompany the true believer...if they drink any deadly poison it will not harm them." Just to cut you off with your next move, this is not TESTING god if he said the signs shall "accompany" them. There is no testing something evident. So, if you're a true believer, wanna YouTube your ignorant ass drinking some Drano for us...and not even so much of a cough or a gag afterward??

So said your savior!

[dropspin5678]

If a farmer gets angry in the winter snows because there is no corn growing in his field, we'd call him a fool because he should know the cycle of the seasons and the times when the earth will yield a crop. So, if the OMNISCIENT SON OF GOD doesn't even know when the right season for figs is, why would he get angry? AND THEN turn around and destroy the tree, then teach his disciples that whatever they want, ask for it in prayer...why didn't he do that to produce figs? He destroyed the tree.

[TheCodySpirit]

He probably does know the fucking season but the message is what is important. He kills shit that is worthless.

[TheCodySpirit]

You are just basically a douche running his bag water on my interface. STFU.

[responder12345]

ROFL

[VadimDubois]

I loved the Old Testiment... a lot going on and so much excitement and brutality. I didn't like Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, and Song of Solomon though... very dry and repetative.

I did not care for the New Testiment... too preachy. The only thing I liked about the New Testiment is how it opposes circumcision.

[psycho705]

OMFG!!! your not christian!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOH­OHOHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!! I was so wrong about you!!! You sound just like THEM!!!!!! you should probaly just ignore all that other stuff i said about you

[tompa666]

allha akbar

[kubush]

Thank god this is satire because i was about to rip u a new one. haha.

[dropspin5678]

If God gets angry and doles out punishment, he is NOT perfect. If he is the creator of all things and sees things as they are and is not confused by appearances because of chemicals that rush through a neocortex, inspiring action-potentials from the ignorance of misperceiving what he is seeing, then he could NOT, could NEVER get angry. His anger DENIES his omniscience. How can you get angry at what you know is going to happen? Perfection cannot show signs of IMPERFECTION, like anger and revenge.

[TheCodySpirit]

Gods perfection is contingent upon yours. Plus he is merciful and graceful beyond what you asshats give him credit for, And far far more than you are due credit for so shh.

[dropspin5678]

Incorrect. God's perfection according to your bible there is no evidence to support that God is contingent. But, because God gets angry this BY DEFINITION shows that he is NOT perfect. If God warns us of jealousy, anger, vengeance and so on as Satan's effect upon our mind, what need be said when he states that he HIMSELF is an angry god, a jealous god, a vengeful god. Is then god as victimized by Satan's control as mankind? Or is it simply the writings of fallible minds CALLING it "god"?

[TheCodySpirit]

Why do you argue that?

You don't think wrath for sinners implies that God having positive notions is contingent upon whether or not you behave?

Or love and mercy contingent upon your obedience?

It isn't relevant that he is jealous, angry, and vengeful if you obey him.

Your rhetorical question is absurd. Quit talking about stuff you don't even pay attention to.

[biankapetewentz]

the 666th view is mine!hahhhaha!

[jaymitch23]

u dont even kno your bible,

If u judge someone, god will judge you.

(you wont go to hell)- u jus judged them....

and also, dont teach if your going to be a hypocrite. I read the whole bible several times. to many errors and loops through believing. some of the stuff in the bible is not true, but i do believe some is. For now i believe in God but not the bible.

[jaymitch23]

fag! lol u scared me in the begging to u nut!

[THEdownfallOFmanKIND]

yes the bible is holey but not in the sense you call holey it is holey as in it full of holes you seem to be joking about christianity are you being serious if so you are far far far stupider than any venom fang x or jesus freek and you are living a lie if seriousness is what u would like us to belive gess wat its a fairy tale i bet i coould write a book that makes more sense than the bible its called everybody poops

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

Nope, and it should be OBVIOUS to people that pay attention to the video!

[lolhowdoishotweblol]

hey great vids. but UR GOING TO HELL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG HOW DARE U MOCK MY LORD AND SAVIOR LOLOLOLOLOL OMG

[Jacnas]

You and youngearth4jesus both rock!!! God bless america!!!

[BibleLogic]

The Bible is missing a lot of books and is not perfect. But it still gives the messages clearly.

[mutatedjohnnyfrog]

illogical

[HeReformedMe]

I have a question. What if the Bible is not perfect because of no other reason than you presume it isn't perfect? No offense my friend, but what if God is truly sovereign, and is truly in control of what He wants to be included in His word? That would mean any writings that were eliminated were done so for His own purpose and not ours. If you were to write out a will, would you want greedy individuals adding to or taking from what you wanted your will to say?

Just a thought my friend.

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

The Bible isn't perfect because it contradicts itself in many places and is wrong in many others.

[Danneisme]

I'd rather burn for eternity than listen to you spew mountains of ignorance and pure stupidity. Enjoy your life as a mindless sheep, not capable of free thought for it may contradict your religious ideals. Your intelligence strongly correlates with your beliefs as we can see.

You're an idiot.

[Joeyz444]

check you facts pal science is the real thing, its not a made up story. its suck for you as we get smarter in this world you creationists look dumber

[batwood23]

that kid is never going to get any pussy.

[BrentleChaos]

Fuck you, Fuck Jesus Christ, Fuck God, and Fuck your mother.

[easymoney4ever]

Is this what Atheism produces and you call this kid an idiot? Read the posts folks, it says all you need to know about what kind of people Atheism is responsible for. He may be out of line guaranteeing a trip to hell, but his message is bigger then himself. And that goes to character. Don't you think people can see your godless character in your message? How are you to win over intelligent people to Atheism with such a bitter shallow character?

And that attitude is brought to you by Atheism.

[HeReformedMe]

Thats the best you can do?

Well let me thank you for your well thought out keen insight. That was really profound....

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

That attitude is more brought to you by the Internet and people wanting to seem badass than atheism.

For every retard 13 year old Green Day-listener atheist, there is an eloquent, intelligent atheist with legitimate reasons for thinking that rather than "lol its so punk n hxc!"

Just like you'll for every moderate Christian, there's a fire and brimstone "burn the gays" asshole.

[blake118879]

if god was genocidal, it would be humanities best interest to abolish his beliefs, since he will only hurt our survival. we do have free will you know, "given to us by him"

[blake118879]

haha

i love how you soo apparently show your submission and consent to this concept which has no influence on you of being real from any source other than other delusional unquestioning people like yourself.

go suck Gods COCK

you know you would if he asked you

[mkop10]

yea, even though it has over 300 contradictions it tottally makes sense. idiot.

[gojiiro]

lol funny as hell...btw am i the only one who heard aim in the background? right around 0:39 if you listen close

[2pac057]

FREAK :I

[leohadyourmum]

first thing are the demonds fit? cuz if they are im going to hell!

[youngearth4jesus]

The NT saves us from the OT. Everyone knows that!

Except for the creation story, noah's ark, what it says about homosexuals, and the 10 commandments. We all know that!

Duh!

Silly atheists... they just don't wanna read the bible... ;)

[cocoon69]

you´ve been living a lie... you said it, sucks to be you.

[scole665]

Very funny. NIce work. And here I thought that you were going to be just some boring kid. Remove the tag stating that this is satire. It makes if funnier if I figure it out for myself!

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

But it's less of a pain in the ass for me just to have it up there, so I don't have as many "OMG YOU'RE SUCH A BAD PERSON" comments from people.

[criskity]

You are Poe's Law in practice! Well done!

[Potholer54debunks]

Do you realize you had been nominated for the coveted Golden Crocoduck, awarded to the biggest fib in furtherence of the creationist cause? I had just uploaded a video showcasing some of the nominees -- including you -- when one of my subscribers sounded the alarm. It just shows that it's hard to satirize creationists without looking just like them! Congrats on a great act.

[TrueBelieverinJesus]

Hahaha thanks, that would've been hilarious if I won.

[TheBackyardProfessor]

Your assumption that what we have in the Old Testament is what was originally had is very interesting. The lumping together of all atheists as satanists is mighty judgmental for such an uninformed young un, know whaddI mean?

[VenomFanggotX]

1:00-1:20, you sound like a retard. Also, your response to that is really depressing and foolish. At least talk about how there is a reason for it.

[internetlingo]

Rofl amazing.

[religionisfiction]

It's sad that you had to write this is satire in the description because some people are so fucking brain dead that they couldn't tell.

[Hunter1990]

The whole point OF Poe's Law, is that we've heard so much of this from real Christians that this wouldn't surprise us... dipshit.

[religionisfiction]

Sorry fucktard but you're wrong. It is easy to tell that he isn't serious because he is so over the top that even people like VenomFangX look tame.

[sarabellumm]

So which contradiction bothers you? How many horses are in some king's stable or the like?

The OT is for Israel, a specific nation. The NT is for everyone.

The fig tree bothers you that much? You can't figure out he was sending a message to us with the story?

[sarabellumm]

The Bible is perfect for what it is intending to accomplish. A billion people follow it today.

God kills everyone who ever lived with the exception of Elijah and Enoch. God kills quickly in car accidents and war, and slowly with disease and old age, but he kills everyone. You are surprised by this? You haven't noticed that people die? Why do you see those Israel killed in the Bronze Age or whenever as being different than the rest of us? The world before 1000BC was very violent.

[Ruby1978]

good job