From the day I was born, I just knew I belong on the stage To New York I Did move, Study hard, I did too Now Im making a steady wage But you wont see my name on marques Cause talented me is the Understudy Oh, Why must I be the Understudy Waiting for stage management to call Hello Broadway?! Im sort of in the chorus, cause come on Im drop dead gorgeous And some day youll see my face on *** wall When I stood by a Sideshow Sitting in the eight row was director Joe Mantello
He said: Your talent girl its unique, so now Im a green freak Defying Gravity, but only once a week Oh, Why must I be the Understudy Its time for me to ring my own damn bell My vocal chops are crazy, I can *** like *** Or belt a note like Idina Menzel *** She kicks me in the knees And says: Girl you wont ever be me, me My voice never cracks, My acting is stronger I got a big rack unlike Lea Salonga *** *** unlike Liza Minelli
One day the Schuberts will see their mistake and give me my well deserved *** Why must I be the Understudy *** So I am not Bernadette Peters *** what? I watch while I eat, wont have a Chianti When I take a seat *** *** Shes from Jersey *** Its me ** you know, wait Not Julia Murney Im so much better than miss *** Much more *** than old Patti *** Oh, Why must I be the Understudy One day they all realise theyre wrong I hope that I could fill those pictures
Haha "eye-dina."
haleygrace1 1 month ago
you check out nikki davis jones performing this!! She changed it to fit london casts :)
mattcookie 5 months ago
Hooooooowwww funny!!!! Love Anne Brummel =)
gr8grace78 10 months ago
Love this! yesterday Wicked Londons elphie standby Nikki Davis Jones coverd this song...but adapted for london performers etc, such a great song!
gemzn 10 months ago
OMG, I saw her 4-2-11 in Costa Mesa...definitely one of the best Elphabas eevveerr!! She was AMAZING!
srvillamil 11 months ago
OMG I laughed so hard at this!! bahaha I love Anne to death, and I'm so happy I got to see her STAR as Elphaba!
audreytink92 1 year ago 2
Not gunna be the understudy much longer! I heard she's taking the lead sometime this month XD
DefyingGravity671 1 year ago 2
i'm sorry, who's rosie perez?
sabee887 1 year ago
now shes the standby ;)
suki3275 1 year ago
I just saw her as Elphaba yesterday! Incredible performer! I hope we see more from her!
WhoaItsJonathan 1 year ago
love this! i saw her as elphaba! yay!!! hahaha i just bought this on itunes lmao! =]
iheartwicked91 2 years ago
I'm not allowed to know where I can get the music from? It's cool, I figured it out myself, thanks for the help lol.
karoosie 2 years ago
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karoosie 2 years ago
Does anyone else think that Anne would be perfect if they made "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" THE MUSICAL?!
bothemusical16 2 years ago 37
AWW BRUMMEL <3<3
thoughtsmeander 3 years ago
Does someone has the lyrics of this? I love it, but I can't hear all the lyrics and the references... xD
xMsLissx 3 years ago
I was going to ask the same :P
It makes me laugh most of the time, but I don't understand everything.
Anne Brummel is amazing anyway :)
Elphahaba 3 years ago
Yokiperzik2 2 years ago
Yokiperzik2 2 years ago
Yokiperzik2 2 years ago
Im the next Julie Andrews
Im a star, and some day someone else will be singing this song
Ohoohoooo
Yokiperzik2 2 years ago
i know some of the lyrics you left out were:
...My vocal chops are crazy, I can MIX like MARIN MAZZIE...
...at the second place to Sutton (meaning sutton foster haha) i was cuter than a button, but all doors they seem to be a shuttin'...
...a true triple threat...
...my jazz hands won't sweat...
...my well deserved BREAK...
...for eden (espinosa) steph (i think SJB) and sara ramirez...
...laura Benanti, its beNANti, she's from jersey...
and thats all i know :-)
xxbroadwayfreakxx 2 years ago
@Yokiperzik2
My voice here never teeters, so I am not Bernadette Peters
even asked to standby for Rosie Perez
Telsey and Co. may I speak to Bernie
It's me, yeah ya know, wait not Julia Murney
Smile24206 1 year ago
I can help you out a bit. I know people already did a bit, but I can help more.
Someday you'll see my face on Sardi's Wall
I can mix like Marin Mazzie
At second place to Sutton I was cuter than a button, but all doors they seem to be a-shuttin
and then...it's "A true triple threat, just ask Chris Gatelli. My jazz hands won't sweat, unlike Liza Minelli."
ErinMackeyROCKS 2 years ago
Sardis wall
begreenandMOO 2 years ago
so fantastic. Anne is incredible and Bobby is truly the next big thing!!!
Jennsies80 3 years ago
This is hysterical!! I love it!! Is there any way to get sheet music for this or any other Bobby Cronin songs???
karoosie 3 years ago
I think he's on Facebook
lilduntat 3 years ago
i love this! the song is hilarious! hope she moves to broadway from chicago. she is great! :)
xxbroadwayfreakxx 3 years ago
Bobby is brilliant! =) His work is just so... witty.
Music for this song?
BlueJeanBaby012 3 years ago
When did Shoshana Bean and Stephanie Block have a baby?
darthtayter 3 years ago 26
SHOPHANIE LOVE CHILD.
oceanglare 3 years ago 3
omg totally!!!
crazychel 3 years ago
@darthtayter brilliant! ha
TheBenjaminNewsome 5 months ago
INSTANT FAN.
oceanglare 3 years ago
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Shes great, but the song kinda throws alot of the broadway greats under the bus... I mean, you can't say mean things about Julie and Liza!
alixr 3 years ago
It's a joke...get a funny bone.
lilduntat 3 years ago 4
Loved it! Thanks for posting!
Lauriepgh 3 years ago
FUCKING LOVE IT!!!! I DYED with the AhhhuuhhhhhhhhhHHHHhhhhhh... ending !!! BRILLIANT...
Not to mention she's got F-ing pipes!!! you wont be an understudy long love!!!
MamaMaryEllensBlog 3 years ago
Hahaha, hilarious! Fantastic from the writer as usual and Anne, funny funny funny!
deeharleqine 3 years ago
hahaha. this song is mazing. i love the ending! i couldnt stop laughing!
sarafonda3 3 years ago
THIS is what brilliant is!! amazing job!!!
begreenandMOO 3 years ago
Hilarious! Love it!
lilduntat 3 years ago
God, Bobby, I told you this then and I'm telling you this now - this song f'n ROCKS! :) xoxo Great job, Anne!
BwaySaint 3 years ago
Absolutely BRILLIANT.
I love all the references! Definitely one of my favorites.
ErinMackeyROCKS 3 years ago
Brilliant... on both performer's and composer's end... ;)
illegallyblondish 3 years ago