The Angry News - Norse God smites burglar

[PredatorKillsAlien]

So if that was Thor, then does he have free electricity?

[AngryAussie]

@PredatorKillsAlien Probably

[volatilesquid]

@AngryAussie,i'm suprised, i thought you were an athiest =(

[AngryAussie]

@volatilesquid I don't waste time defining myself in terms of a deity or lack thereof

[volatilesquid]

@AngryAussie no, i mean i thought you were totally not believing in any kind of god or super natural shit out there like me lol.

[Allmektighet]

I would love to see a guy get incinerated by a Norse god I would laugh then ask for the god's autograph

[AngryAussie]

@Allmektighet It would be entertaining

[helvetesund]

Poseidon uses a pitchfork... maybe it was him?

[AngryAussie]

@helvetesund Who knows?

[ManamoPrime]

@helvetesund He uses a trident....

[Goregrinding]

@helvetesund

slight difference between a trident and a pitchfork mate

[slytherinsheirx]

A lot of places in England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland are weird.

[AngryAussie]

@slytherinsheirx This is true

[robday991]

@AngryAussie find me a place that isn't weird andrew i doubt there is a place without it's own idyllic weirdness

[vickiormindyb]

And J.K. Rowling. She's lived in Edinburgh since at least 2000.

[AngryAussie]

I'll take your word for that

[explodapoof]

poor burglar. he went in with a pitchfork in anticipation of the Frankenstein monster, when he opened the door..BOOM.. electrified hammer TO THE FACE.

[AngryAussie]

He got it totally wrong

[MO4B]

you're alright mate

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[JamesThWilliams]

Did Thorvald have an impossibly heavy hammer?

[AngryAussie]

Possibly

[xburnyoutoashesx]

Hahahahaha. Amazing.

HAIL ODIN!

[AngryAussie]

Hail him or he'll smite you

[xburnyoutoashesx]

of course!

He's Odin.

[vickiormindyb]

You use a pitchfork to break into a barn and steal hay. LMAO

[AngryAussie]

Maybe he was confused

[BokShilBokShil]

"Who uses a pitch fork? lol i was thinking that. It really is a weird city. haha Full of crazy shops and people.

[AngryAussie]

It seems that way

[CanaanSGl]

The gods are at work....

[AngryAussie]

Yes they are

[ScarlettKitsune]

I lived in Edinburgh for a while. It *is* a weird city. Weirdest thing about it is that nobody from Edinburgh lives there!! Well maybe not nobody, but in the 2 years I lived there I only had 2 friends who came from Edinburgh. Everyone else was from elsewhere! Weird as hell.

Never met Thor, though... I was obviously going to the wrong parties. :P

[AngryAussie]

Like when I lived in Sydney, nobody I knew was born there.

[ScarlettKitsune]

I wonder if its the same for all capitol cities... nobody is ever born there! Its like the twilight zone... o.O

[brookmaz]

No mate I live in Sydney and i was born here!

[FrostbittenWolf]

A town with freaks and Norse gods... sounds like a vacation spot to me!

[AngryAussie]

Something for everyone!

[FrostbittenWolf]

Seriously. Here in America all we have are naked black guys falling out of the sky.

[dray3000]

probs not norse maybe celtic

[AngryAussie]

Read the story, it was a norse god.

[WhatWeAllLove]

i belive him. he is cool and funny and in theory it can happen

[AngryAussie]

It makes sense to me

[fobbah]

Time to refill that prescription...

[AngryAussie]

Possibly

[BrokenDream1987]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[AngryAussie]

Well, I've never seen a pic of your cock so I assume you don't have one.

[cyrexFFXI]

Best comeback to that, EVER.

I applaud you angry aussie, good show!

[AngryAussie]

It is one of the most annoying comment dweebs make.

[Unsweet]

You look great in HD - celebrities are all getting "detailed" with electrolysis and surgery and shit because they're scared people will see their wrinkles and stuff on camera.

<3,

Bee.

[AngryAussie]

It's a worry but I decided to go with all my spotty wrinkly glory ;)

[AngryAussie]

I certainly haven't.

[kaitheruneninja]

......well I never thought about burglarizing someones house but I am definatly not going to now. Who knows you might walk into Odins house when he is home.

[AngryAussie]

Exactly. There's too much that could go wrong.

[Wyrdmaven]

The Edinburgh Tourism Bureau thanks you. Sort of. We also have a few Celtic gods salted around the place, ye'll foind em muckin' aboot in th' pubs, like.

[AngryAussie]

That sounds about right ;)

[kiyoshi85]

.... that'll teach em...

[AngryAussie]

It ought to.

[jadebrew]

Isn't Edinbourgh still stuck in the middle ages? What a dumbass...

[AngryAussie]

It was a strange story.

[BalooDumptruck]

that makes Sweden a normal place then

[AngryAussie]

You make Sweden sound not-normal is a good way.

[Fyrstorm180]

Hey! Watch where you poke that pitchfork!

[AngryAussie]

Or feel the wrath of Thor!

[Morne555]

you will feel the wrath of thor for calling edinburgh a wierd place lol

[Wowjan]

Pitchfork wielding burglars are a serious problem and should be dealt with accordingly.

[AngryAussie]

This is the way to deal with them

[OzaiFan]

Yeah, remind me that if I should ever visit Edinbugh not to try to steal anything from anyone, that I might have to face the wrath of the gods if I do.

[AngryAussie]

It's good advice

[u2theedge]

hd scares me its so beautiful and scary at the same time.....you look so real in the video i mean real as in you can jump out of the screen....:)

[AngryAussie]

Careful, I might get you!

[deathofbarney]

Bwahahaha well I dont think anyone else is going to break into his house

[AngryAussie]

Not if they're smart.

[glaringthrower]

Meh, I like my burglar Well done. XD

[AngryAussie]

Not vaporised?

[glaringthrower]

Nah. XD

[CeciliaOfSweden]

You don't mess with Thor, because he would never break in. He will just smite your house down <3

[AngryAussie]

Most certainly

[trapper9998]

Thor would have smacked him with mjilnor not lighting (lighting is messy inside a house after all)

[trapper9998]

Mjolnir i mean

[AngryAussie]

Lightning took less explaining.

[Psychokitten67]

Yeah, thats how we roll here in scotland xD

You want our shit? ok, but first you have to defeat a god of some sort.

Anyway, the only thing that could have made this story funnier was if it was someone like Hades or Ares

[AngryAussie]

That's the way to roll!

[TwinkyDFTBA]

Your news IS the best news

[AngryAussie]

I do my best!

[GreenFox59]

Yup, got to watch out for those norse gods, deffiantally if they came back from a party and maybe drunk (I know that's not the story but it would been great if true)and have a rage issue. lol

[AngryAussie]

Yes, you can't trust them when they've been drinking

[SwEeTxxOLiViA]

i fcking love your news. ha!

[AngryAussie]

It's the best news :)

[Drooldog]

I can see you more clearly now...More sexier..

[AngryAussie]

Glad you think so

[KaiToTheN]

i just realized you were close to 800 videos... you're such a freak :D :D

but not quite as freaky as that norse god :P

[AngryAussie]

That is pretty freaky

[fuzzball11001]

hehehe i'd like to see the burgular try to sue odin for being blasted into smithereens... ding ding round 2 rofl

[AngryAussie]

Odin would leave nothing behind

[Rebeccasworld311]

You are brilliant. From now on I will keep a Norse God around to protect my T.V. and computer! Never would have thought about it in a million years. Screw Rotwillers!

[AngryAussie]

I had a weird dream about being burgled last night - I need a norse god too!

[CooeeEcho]

Now that you brought it to my attention ... you are right OMNG

[AngryAussie]

I know!

[Wh1plash99]

sry i was thinking about porn for half the vid, what are you on about???

[AngryAussie]

I was thinking about porn the whole time.

[LikaLaruku]

Wonder what would have happened if he'd tried to rob Maxie Zeus' casino with a pitchfork.

[AngryAussie]

Big trouble!

[saintfletcher]

Endinburgh is wierd. I've been there and it can be kinda creepy. Although as a city, I really like Edinbrurgh. One of my favorites. The pitchfork? You know, the Scots like to drink. Blessings +^+^+ The Saint

[AngryAussie]

The drink could explain it

[jule425]

Looking good in HD Andrew! Freaking big screen though. Perhaps the devil was struck by Thor. Besides farmers that the only other thing that carries a pitchfork I can think of.

[AngryAussie]

Makes sense to me

[mitch2358]

lol pitchforks, thats funny

[AngryAussie]

I thought so

[DramaWolf06]

heh, i happen to agree. And i also think its funny that this video happened to catch my eye...because one of our cats is named Odin ^.^

[AngryAussie]

A well named cat!

[ElvisVances]

Wow! I can see your pores!

[AngryAussie]

It's a little disturbing

[ElvisVances]

Yes, pores are very little disturbing.

P.S. I just discovered Facebook! I'm amazed at it's brilliance and stupidity!

[ray2393m]

Woa!

[themadmanshow1]

I agree with you about the Norse god stuff. whats the deal with it any ways?

[AngryAussie]

It's all a bit weird

[zedramer]

How do you get those camera movements starting at :37? It's nice, sorta like I'm agreeing with you. This is one of the better vids you've done, the HD makes it even better!

[AngryAussie]

It's a motion corrector feature - the camera is trying to make me stay still.

[ericsp0f]

rruunn i see to much in hd never do a hd vid agin omg i dont wont to see that agin

lol jk good vid loooking good in hd

[AngryAussie]

That's what I'm musing about in the video I'm editing now

[TwinkyDFTBA]

it became unavailable while i was watchign it so i couldn't finish it!!!! A R G H

[AngryAussie]

Stoopid YT glitch

[wreck2]

The HD looks great Aussie. :P

[AngryAussie]

Glad I finally got it working!

[KlaxonCow]

Mind you, Mr.Angry, you ask why the burglar had a pitchfork...

...yet not question why Thor uses a hammer - of all things - to bring down the lightning to smite folks?

At least a pitchfork - though quite the inappropriate tool for the job - will actually help you break into a house, perhaps with some difficulty.

But a hammer to call down lightning to smite folks?!?

How does that logic even work? ;D

[AngryAussie]

Not much logic with gods ;)

[mabenot1]

that accualy makes alot of sense and is a very good point

[AngryAussie]

I thought so

[DDRpwnerer]

HD! I fucking approve.

[AngryAussie]

Finally got it right!

[darthslain]

lucky guy.i hate to think what would have happened if it was loki he tried to burgle

[zetramax]

I think that would make for a much longer, and more interesting story. Though probably few would know about it. :)

[AngryAussie]

Some sort of awful trick.

[missdivinestalls]

I love pitchforks.  And stupid criminals.

[AngryAussie]

A great combination!

[Sindrom11]

Haha you picked an interesting one when compared to your other rather serious "Angry News" broadcasts. I interpreted this case as the idiotic and corrupt media jumping to superstition, perhaps intentionally as an experiment to see how gullibe the public are. If you ask me perhaps the choice of a Pitchfork could have implied the criminal was prepared to gut someone or he simply wanted to appear malicious. I'd love to see more of the Australian country in HD, Cheers! :]

[AngryAussie]

I am somewhat inspired to shoot more video of the countryside after my xmas road trip.

[MrMayhemskyline]

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN

[AngryAussie]

Yes Batman!

[julesthenut]

Ive neverv actually been there but i have heard that they are all nuts! lol!

[AngryAussie]

It seems possible

[slowlycreepingin]

no swearing mr angry whats doing with that??

[AngryAussie]

I don't swear in every single video :)

[nrky2]

AngryAussie don't you love how youtube makes none of your posts line up with the original ones you were replying to... *sigh* what DO they do with all that sponsorship money if not hire competent programmers?

[AngryAussie]

I fucking HATE how shitty the comment system is!

[AtheistChase]

Me too! If i curse at a commenter it doesn't show that i replied! Looks as if i cursed at the video.

[popcornfreak129]

could you make you next video as how much you hate the system haha(:

[AngryAussie]

I've done that several times over the years

[matt260z]

Sounds like a page from Douglas Adams' book "The Long Dark Teatime of The Soul" and on the surface make about just as much sense.

Nice rant.

[AngryAussie]

Douglas Adams made more sense.

[hyuugabrother]

a blow to the head with thor's hammer ouch

[AngryAussie]

That would hurt

[drakeisbak18]

lol, norse gods are cool in my opinion, however i always liked the egyptian gods as they had such a variety of different gods for different things, btw i agree with the pitchfork LMAO

[AngryAussie]

The pitchfork was weird

[gleegirloz]

You'll be pleased to know neither you nor PT are recognisable dancing on the bartop..however I just thought I'd spread the word this way!Damn I always thought the past tense of smite was smut!No I'm not really that dumb..um,smitten??)

[FMCritx]

Smote, is the past tense, but smitten with also do

[gleegirloz]

Thank you for that.....I think smote for me though,cant imagine being smitten with a Norse God (unless it was The Mighty Thor..maybe!);)

[AngryAussie]

I haven't checked my bar dancing vids yet :)

[paladinvash]

Spitty you have to be awesome to do a HD video.

Hahaha Like all your videos this one gave me a good laugh and a helpful hint!! Avoid muthafuckas with pitchforks and don't go to that place man

[AngryAussie]

Trying to get HD had been driving me mad.

[NinjaRaider2]

Well that's what you get for impersonating the almighty god of thunder. But, I always use pitchforks to break into houses? What is a crowbar? I thought that there was a law saying you have to break into houses with a pitchfork. Maybe it's just here. In my town. Grr.

[AngryAussie]

It ,ay just be your town

[cellmate89]

ahaha owned.

[AngryAussie]

totally

[VortexNeurofunk]

cbf watchin in HD too much of a bandwidth rapist mate haha great vid tho ;)

[AngryAussie]

There is that problem

[natedizzle83]

"that's the truth"? wtf?

[AngryAussie]

It is the truth

[FlashFizz]

Wow. I can read the smaller text on your T-Shirt in HD.

[AngryAussie]

That's what it's for ;)

[nrky2]

angry in hd = ftw

[AngryAussie]

Woohoo!!

[firemonkey4me]

First of all... your mask in your intro looks creepier than before in hd... not that thats a bad thing.. LOL.

Second. norse gods ftw... and i agree.... who the hell would use a pitchfork?

[AngryAussie]

I need a new HD intro

[MAXIMILIANAIRE]

damned straight NORSE GODS FTW!

[AngryAussie]

Ragnarok is coming!

[Thetis200L]

great finally i know were to go on vacation. i been wanting to use my breaking and entering pitchfork

[AngryAussie]

Now you know!

[spitty4986]

hey angryaussie, nice video. anyways how do u make a youtube video in HD. can u tell me plz

[AngryAussie]

Look up a user called ChrisTheFeral - he does some good tutorials

[trademark323]

Ever thought it was Zeus who zapped him out? Maybe he hated the costume he was wearing? Just sayin', since a lot of weird shit happens nowadays.

[AngryAussie]

Anything could happen

[HyperKid66]

ahahahaha, how dodgy is that!! this was my favourite video EVER! I can't believe I didn't hear about this before!!

[AngryAussie]

I tend to find news stories like this ;)

[ZMoulton]

haha, yeah...maybe he was Amish.

[AngryAussie]

An Amish burglar in Scotland!