Living in Tokyo, I can say that her act is comedic hyperbole, but some Japanese girls do their best to get close to this in terms of trying to act cutesy.
The show is reminiscent of Matthew's Best Hits UV, which was featured in Lost in Translation and is an actual show in Japan.
Given the high frequency with which Japanese comedians dress up as exaggerated white and black "gaijin", I have to say "do unto others as..." is a valid admonition.
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It is an attempt for a cheap laugh, but this girl sucks. She cannot act like a REAL Japanese girl. Her accent sucks..... She fakes her accent too much!!! It is clear this girl has no knowledge of Japan at all.
This is amazing. Goes right up there with Mr Show, Drawn Together and Robot Chicken. I want a CD of all the songs and the option to get all episodes from iTunes store!
Hey fans! There's a petition going, to get Sony to release GTCMS Season 1 on DVD. To sign it, go to ipetitions d*t com and search for GTCMSDVD. Let's get it done!
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Wow. I guess they wanted to make the "wheel of fun" messages actually say what they're supposed to be (in episode 1 they are just four random characters and one of them is upside down).
However, perhaps their translator added inside jokes as well.
The text that the chicken is pointing at for "hide and seek", 食べる糞, actually reads "shit eat" (!!!)
I was just wondering if the Japanese characters were accurate or not in all the episodes! Would you like to do a study of all the characters for the Kiko-cult and publish your findings here? Arigato!
I second that request! (I did read in the comments, on which episode I don't remember, that one of them meant "kick in genitals.") I'd be very interested to know what all of them mean. I believe they do change from one ep. to another.
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UncleKennybobs 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
The panda is funny. Everything else - not so funny.
cosmogang 5 months ago
This show is really stupid, but I like it. Kim, thanks for giving me a good laugh. :)
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neighborlyblisspo 9 months ago
..What is this I don't even...
DamorahTalset 9 months ago
im never doin acid again
waitummwhat 10 months ago
Can Robot Chicken Join in the fun?
workingstiff52 11 months ago
i misss these.... ;0
LenkeH 1 year ago
Chief Itchy balls???????
Jaems1006 1 year ago
PANTHER NOT HERE, I'M GOING SWIMMING!
FinalFrost 1 year ago
is teh panda a girl or boy? O.o
DJawesome64 1 year ago
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I don't think we are supposed to know, such is the mystery of Panda. :P
bloodymissb 1 year ago
this is my favorite episode
jbfaggotslayer 1 year ago
unicow pelvic thrust ftw!
rockleeninja 1 year ago
i want to suckle on unicows utters :D !
maggy619chola 1 year ago
I love unicow!!!!
emilyhollandful 2 years ago
Orange; a tasty citrus with a sectioned pulpy interior and sweet acidic juice!
TimmYayhooray 2 years ago
"Oh my God...is this you? I'm so sorry" unicow is amazing!
NiHaoKeisha 2 years ago 15
the jiant racoon thing is friggn creapy! but this is funny sh!t......
friggnrock 2 years ago
Its supposed to be a Panda I think. That Said.. It's one affectionate panda. Funny stuff.. Unicow Tar Tar!
DrownRTardBabies 2 years ago
It's strange that they aren't exaggerating from real Japanese shows.
UNICOW!
MasterOuiukiske 2 years ago 3
Oddly this isn't too far from what they have in Japan for talk shows, it's soo fun : 3
monkeyman123321 2 years ago
OMG i saw this years ago and still i go wtf. it's so pee wee's playhouse gone hello kitty.. or something like that..
ladyamethyst83 2 years ago 14
So true, and with a little Takeshi's Castle mixed in too!
Hologram5 2 years ago
hahhahahhah for the dude from yahoo answers
HILARIOUS!
gootch420 2 years ago
y was that unicow humping chief itchy ballz
teehee idc it wass sooo funny
StudPlusFem 2 years ago
unicorncow tartar - YUMMMY
sillionshine 2 years ago
this is so weird....WTF
minimu530 2 years ago
"Ooohhh you make shoe?" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! GENIUS!
cognitoincognito 2 years ago
I'm glad I seem to be open minded and saw another episode, I like it now :D
ending song is-a best!!
Farcry437 2 years ago
LMAO!!!! This vid made me cry in laughter. It was SO funny xD I remember watching this last summer and like going crazy !
XoxSunRayzxoX 2 years ago
....and a huge "WTF?!!!" haha
Tonoue 2 years ago
what a weird show, she isn't even Japanese
chazkm 2 years ago
is that panda fo*****ng him!?!?!?
MikinDaVikin 2 years ago
the panda ish obseessed with everyone
w0witskay 2 years ago
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xomadisonxo2314 2 years ago
i like the pick of greg from medocre films
donedone31 2 years ago
yeah great tie in with the photo
uzbekistandan 2 years ago
whats with the panada's obsession of the cook?
Icefire63111 2 years ago
Hilariously insane...
moxie3672 2 years ago
lmfao! This is awesome, I LOVE Kiko! PEACE!
Lorizh 2 years ago
i think i want to blow my brains out now...
EvlTaco 2 years ago
is this what unicow has driven you to?
CSpot 2 years ago 11
ur so weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
xomadisonxo2314 2 years ago
@EvlTaco before you go, I've got something else you can blow...a blow pop.
jeffdustin 10 months ago
He's a unicorn cow. LOL
invisigirls 2 years ago
Hahaha WTF was that?
MuscleArtist 2 years ago
I'm desperately in love with "kiko" :(
Feelfreetouseme 2 years ago
LOL! 1:11
rawrimaeatu1 2 years ago
I think I'm in love with Kiko =]
MARRY ME PLEASE!!!!
emOsaURus43 2 years ago
XD i loved when evryone stared at the unicow when rich said he wanted beef
edgychic 2 years ago
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yerrj 2 years ago
chief itchy balls = same guy as mr chin?!
idk. is he?
AMDmonster9390 2 years ago
OMG i do what the panda doesat school
x3
CRAZY4INU 2 years ago
I like that the kanji written is not even CLOSE to what she proclaims. Ha.
Aschere 2 years ago 4
its fucking bullshit
raulitech 2 years ago
this show is freaking me out.. but i cant stop watching it :|
MeitanteiHiryuu 2 years ago
cant quite tell if I hate this show...
enantiomer2000 2 years ago
Hah , ROTFL - okay let´s just say LOL
girafff4 2 years ago
damn Kiko is sexy *¬*
rammstein1fan 2 years ago
was just about to post the same thing
fmdof 2 years ago
Lawl , its so randon its funny.
kingkongbassbeat 3 years ago
... i don't get it!
PrancingVivi 3 years ago
XD this is veary much enjoyable!
littleXmorbie 3 years ago
Kim Evy is Hawt!
flyprojector 3 years ago
Love the whole show!! What a riot!!!
ROB
robman1999 3 years ago
Unnecessary Hole! :D lmfao.
LaneCGMS 3 years ago 2
wHATS WITH THE HUGGING PANDA!?
weldeena 3 years ago
The cook is wearing black and white...
orangelion03 3 years ago
I hadn't figured out the panda's obsession with the chef until you explained it lol
truepaths 2 years ago
why cant i see the video
someone want to chat o9
Geordielass86 3 years ago
The chief itchy balls was enjoying it in the end :P
ivenousername 3 years ago
i think im addicted... to gorgeous tiny chicken machine show.
rhinofreak46 3 years ago
She is so cute and funny.She makes me smile.
fanofhhh 3 years ago 2
poor unicow he cut a piece of his flesh to keep the show alive thats some hardcore dedication
RXFuNYuNs 3 years ago 2
oh my guts they hurt much often when watching show i very much like kiko to spin on my wheel of fun makes me much happy and also panda
verdemanthe1 3 years ago 2
eh think kiko is a pretty cool guy. she makes a stupid tv show and doesnt afraid of anything
yohaneuano4 3 years ago 3
haha kiko is so cute and random XD (i love unicow lol)
MisaChan101 3 years ago
i think unicow is suicidal:(
but the rest is happy:)
MONKEY SOCKS :D!!!!!!!!
doctorwhoobawooba 3 years ago 2
ya the writer of this is on dope gotta be
denton1012 3 years ago
I'm loving this show ..
So random :x
Jfrtav 3 years ago
OMFG unicow :D
jellehenk 3 years ago
lmfao this made balls itch all over the world
g94rock 3 years ago
i love itchy balls
danielson4 3 years ago
Living in Tokyo, I can say that her act is comedic hyperbole, but some Japanese girls do their best to get close to this in terms of trying to act cutesy.
The show is reminiscent of Matthew's Best Hits UV, which was featured in Lost in Translation and is an actual show in Japan.
Given the high frequency with which Japanese comedians dress up as exaggerated white and black "gaijin", I have to say "do unto others as..." is a valid admonition.
I love GTCMS! Keep it up, Kim and crowd!
DaddyBunny1 3 years ago
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It is an attempt for a cheap laugh, but this girl sucks. She cannot act like a REAL Japanese girl. Her accent sucks..... She fakes her accent too much!!! It is clear this girl has no knowledge of Japan at all.
cybergaijin 3 years ago
lolz
i seen it all
thebenfamily 3 years ago
I only loved her outfit
xxxthehotgirl411xxx 3 years ago
i wonder how long she can act retarded... i admire her for that lmao
WaZaBi389 3 years ago
lol I love kiko
daydreamie6 3 years ago 2
i love unicow, poopie on cownicorn!!!! i went out with unicow. yeah I owned that!!!!
indee101 3 years ago
I think panda loves chief itchy balls because he looks like a panda!
jessieheartsyou 3 years ago 6
Is this you?? ROFL
xpo147 3 years ago
weer of fun!
drewry 3 years ago
Eat more chicken!! say Chief ItchyBalls, he having Panda Love.
Kiko is extra super happy fun girl!! Yeaaa!!
HeadNtheClouds 3 years ago 4
must....watch......more
doomsday93 3 years ago 2
"c'mon itchy balls, lets experience joy of hopping" and the panda is molesting him.
LOL the stitches on the cow. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
SpartanTLS 3 years ago 3
oh!! poor uni cow!!!!
aquariusmoon1 3 years ago
OMG!! I love the panda!!
fangedwolf1028 3 years ago
This is amazing. Goes right up there with Mr Show, Drawn Together and Robot Chicken. I want a CD of all the songs and the option to get all episodes from iTunes store!
lmuellerjr 3 years ago 2
boy,what a great short show
that fu**ing UNICOW are doing fu**ing funny "i kill u" dance at the end of show,AND A LOT MORE !
if only this show are inviting the real guest,( WITH A HUGE PAYMENT,for real)
that would be HILARIOUS !!!!
ha ha ha...
evanderzz 3 years ago
KIKOS sexy
tyrixxx 3 years ago 2
Unicow!
HeyJeremyC 3 years ago
Hey fans! There's a petition going, to get Sony to release GTCMS Season 1 on DVD. To sign it, go to ipetitions d*t com and search for GTCMSDVD. Let's get it done!
spunkypuppy 3 years ago
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pinkguy130 3 years ago
Just watched the two first episodes, I liked the songs! There should be a playlist for them..
baebubaebu 3 years ago
This is the finest thing viewable on youtube. % stars and the rest.
quenby23 3 years ago
Ive memorized every song for every ep XD
Syoran 3 years ago 2
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ValerXx 3 years ago
dude..this writing is briliant..hahah
curlyqs222 3 years ago
Wow. I guess they wanted to make the "wheel of fun" messages actually say what they're supposed to be (in episode 1 they are just four random characters and one of them is upside down).
However, perhaps their translator added inside jokes as well.
The text that the chicken is pointing at for "hide and seek", 食べる糞, actually reads "shit eat" (!!!)
mikkabouzu 3 years ago
Yeah I think it's supposed to be a reference to "Lick Poop" from the first episode. lol
clemsonfight 3 years ago
I was just wondering if the Japanese characters were accurate or not in all the episodes! Would you like to do a study of all the characters for the Kiko-cult and publish your findings here? Arigato!
spunkypuppy 3 years ago
I second that request! (I did read in the comments, on which episode I don't remember, that one of them meant "kick in genitals.") I'd be very interested to know what all of them mean. I believe they do change from one ep. to another.
SamIamb 3 years ago
so that why she says...'eat feces' to sound like hide and seek...LOL!
excrete the sweetness LIFE!
Njoydancing 3 years ago
i need pot lol
LeFreux 3 years ago 2
That is so disturbing. Loved it!
vkacademy 3 years ago
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Taylortot1997 3 years ago
Aw man, the guest looks tortured.
Efferts 3 years ago
This is one of the best things on YouTube! But I can`t really think which others video deserve to be called like that! I just said it because I haven`t seen all videos on YouTube! And I have seen many! More than 5k!
krepecish 3 years ago
i wonder what youd have to smoke and how much of it to come up with something like this...
VolcomSk8r14 3 years ago
Sexy Panda !
flammablepiss 3 years ago
stupid
badkittiecece 3 years ago
oh my god FUNNY
friendlycowboy 3 years ago
Crap hands and cheewing for Chief Itchy Balls
Mthrok 3 years ago 2
Uni-cow! Uni-cow! He's a unicorn cow.
TheTheifLord 3 years ago
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this is oooooberr GAY!!!!!!!
mofftini 3 years ago
go unicow. way to take one for the team.
capam2k2 3 years ago 4
2:25 - "ok, alright" - lol
capam2k2 3 years ago
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therealsarawhiteside 3 years ago
lol unicorn cow thats fucking original!
12iced21 3 years ago
excrete the sweetness life?!?!
I'm doin' that!
ajjaxd 3 years ago
haaaaaaaaaaa! ok, that was cute. *smile*
elatedkitty 3 years ago
I can't believe I'm watching episode 2.. What the hell is wrong with me..
stupidmorronwalking 3 years ago
it's ok, your with others like you here, we can help you, we can help...
ajjaxd 3 years ago
idk?what is wrong with u
dodgekickzass 3 years ago
I want Kiko
satyr72 3 years ago
you know that if you translate tiny chicken to mandarin(chinese), it means small penis?
andrewisverydiao 3 years ago
lol nice one
dodgekickzass 3 years ago
Dang, I so wanna do that kiko....... I am subscribing to just see her. And I guess the show is kinda funny too....
24okay 3 years ago
itchy balls!!!
heehaw756 3 years ago
HHAHA WTF !!
chiminox 3 years ago
Horny panda wants love!
imtang0708 3 years ago 2
Poor Itchy Balls
borimirtheboring 3 years ago
lol the chef is this you?
and unnesesary hole wtf
iwatchedurvid13 3 years ago
3:44
...
lol!!!
keysle 3 years ago
Yay Uni-cow!!!
femalephantomdimes5 3 years ago
ROFL @ Unicow when he does his trademark pelvic thrusts!!!
abalow7 3 years ago
I 'll need some beef. ( Unicow walks away)
Hahahahhahah.
HLimmen 3 years ago
Best Show ever! GO PANDA!
EArulez321 3 years ago
LMAO Unicow
ImageoftheMench 3 years ago
i got 1:40 in and my brain started hurting
pleasingbaritone 3 years ago
You know, after seeing this again I have to say I really like the way Balls kind of warms up to them all toward the end.
nonamejustanumber 3 years ago
ROFL
meWANTmelons 3 years ago
yay, it's uni-cow the unicorn cow
gutierrezbagg 3 years ago
wtf is that pandas problem.
niiidar 3 years ago
Wow...
BakanaNekoMitsumi 3 years ago
lol
AVengefulSoul 3 years ago
Is the stick for the marshmallow man a strawberry pocky??! If it is...YAY POCKY!!!!
TREEGOBLIN 3 years ago
yes it was strawberry.
we ate them later.
they were delicious.
those jelly things were not so much with the yummy.
irpogo 3 years ago
nooo!!! not unicow!!!
XXD
AppleBananaCat 3 years ago
Poor Unicow :(
SoulBlazer7 3 years ago
unicow unicow, he's a unicorn cow.
neacons 3 years ago 4
haha best fricking show ever!!! HAHA :D
Pumms 3 years ago 3
this is the fucking best show ever.
PsychoShaw 3 years ago 5
man this is stupid... but I can't stop watching it, 2 fu*kin' funny lol
VanDiESEL619 3 years ago 3
I like how it says "Be Marshmallow"
Yeah...here I am - I'm "being a marshmallow"
dudeblob123 3 years ago
poor unicow...
oreomonster13 3 years ago
What The...
gottverdammt09 3 years ago
unicow is my new hero!!!!!
aww he is a handsome unicow
Thewaterofthepool 3 years ago 2
lol! Dress the clothes of the putting hat...
llamashapedsponge 3 years ago
lol chief itchy balls!
hurkle 3 years ago
Aw, I loved UniCow... poor thing.
Bloodysix9 3 years ago
Poor adorable UniCow. I almost cried when i saw the look on his handsome face. ;-(
david1gr 3 years ago 4
me too
llamashapedsponge 3 years ago
that wasn't hide and seek... that was "eat feces"
konatoby 3 years ago
really?
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The300Spartas 3 years ago
Lol
rufinito18 3 years ago
That panda is adorable.
I want one.
FearTheNumbers 3 years ago
i think GT has surplus..
nanjagana 3 years ago
ensima no se nota, pero ha de tener sus 45 años pasados ya...
estos ponjas q parecen pendejos pero siempre superan los 35 años seguro XD
LintuDoll 3 years ago