Hellsing Comedy - Dane Cook

[spartan0581]

3:12

PLAWWH WIAAFH MAAAEEEH

[jessi4775]

coming through the wall is only 'kool' if it's alucard..... XD

[danyphan73]

AW YEAH! AW YEAH!

[moonlightdreams13]

I nearly died choking on my milkshake while watching this vid! Death by laughter XD

[rocher0901]

Ah, Alucard and his crazy tights :D

[demonAshley1]

what episode is it when u see Integra as a little girl?

[TheThebffshow]

@demonAshley1 its in the Ultimate Hellsing season thing

[rocher0901]

@demonAshley1 I think the clip that's in here is from the original series, episode 10 - Master of Monster. The whole episode's a big flashback about how Integra originally met Alucard.

[demonAshley1]

@rocher0901 thx, i saw it in an episode i watched (i 4got which one though)

[wolflover284]

Alucard's parts really fit him especially kool aid

[SunnyKaProductions]

Me: Hey Hank, take me to the whopper layer

My Brother: )O.o

[kyme26]

hes like o yea and then he goes OH NO lmao

[MrsLecter666]

This is great!!

[NeoSasquatch]

couldnt stop laughing, the "oh yea"s were just perfect lol

[MrsLecter666]

That was amazingly good.

[animeangel10035]

XD alucard is the kool-aid man!!!! XD

[WolfLovaForever]

4:19 it is when ur a vampire =3

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

i already found out nvm ^^

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

What's the name of the guy with the peircings and yellow eyes?

[willku9000]

@XxInfiniteflightxX his name is Jan Valentine (pronounced Yan) and he's a FUCKIN' PSYCHO!

he's almost like Hellsing's answer to Deadpool. in fact in the OVA he makes a reference to the Konami Code or 30 lives code from the game Contra (Up ,Up ,Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start).

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

@willku9000 lol. I found that out a while ago :D Oh now I see why he died.... he didn't say " B A Start" Poor Jan.... :O

[willku9000]

@XxInfiniteflightxX lol X3

[akatsukigrl1990]

ALUCARD'S TIGHTS ARE SEXY!!!! 

[willku9000]

@akatsukigrl1990 Alucard: Why thank you, I think so too. 

[akatsukigrl1990]

@willku9000

Me: i wonder if whats under them are just as sexy.

Alucard: Hell ya it is!

Me: proof it!

*takes pants off*

Me: HOLY SHIT!!! ITS GLOWING!!!

[willku9000]

@akatsukigrl1990 well.... at least it's not sparkling.

[akatsukigrl1990]

@willku9000 ya then it would be really gay. but its like, friggen glowing like a glow stick

[cptmawsome]

lol love the bit where the women said where so io go and dane go crazy XD

[oliviazski13]

I will NEVER be able to get the image of Alucard saying "LARGE FRY MOTHERFUCKER!" out of my head. xD

[Kanamesamasqueen]

ha ha!

[wolfdove1096]

Oh No!! Naughty Naughty Kool-aid!*points to alucard*

[Goldenfoxshippo]

That last bit made me laugh so hard it actually hurt! XD

[starfigherrocket]

LARGE FRIE MOTHERFUCKA!!!!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU BURGER KING!!! XD LMFAO

[orthelj2346]

what anime show is this

[Dingoman013]

@orthelj2346 Hellsing Ultimate

[Dingoman013]

@orthelj2346 The Guy thats dane is Jan Valentine

[blank21121]

@orthelj2346 just so you know that guy is wrong he told you this was hellsing ultimate. this is the old hellsing anime the original but hellsing ultimate is better because it follows the manga which i love!

[ThePizzadude93]

wow! Dane cook sounds like he can do a great Jan Valintine. ^_^

[Hakuru15]

hello this is buger king how may i help you? "BRAAHHH!! KA!!!!" um sir? "WITH KABRAH!!!" okay sir I'm fucking bleeding over here lets turn the menu down a bit

[lobsopdoy]

Alucard:WHAAWPR!!

[NightGazeReborn]

XDDD THIS WAS SO PERFECT! I CAN'T BREATHE!

Dane Cook never gets old! XDDDDDD

[spartan0581]

PLAY WITH MEH!!!

At that part i imagined a creepy old guy and a girl alone at a park O.o

[Animachick1001]

ALUCARDS A JAR OF PUNCH!!!!!! XD YESH!

[dravendino]

dude that was fucking awsome not fucking cool colaid

[TheIrishPug]

where do i go?

[Katara19971]

alucard*breaks the door*OH YEAH!OH YEAH!OH YEAH!OH YEAH!

it made me laugh so hard that i almost fell of my chair XD

[itachilovesdestiny]

>.< now im going to have bad drimes about coolad xDDDDD lolz funny stuff :P

[DreamsofCentaurs]

lmao sounds like butt seeds lol

[Koomba19]

OMG that is hilarios!

[jaethenfalcon]

PLAY WITH ME! lol

[akatsukilover305]

Yo this is toooo FUNNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD JOB MAKING THE VID!!!!! Dane Cook is the best!!!!!!! I'm so gonna rate this vid to 5 stars!!! :D Alucard is AWSUM and the BEST!!!!!! ^_^

[ownerfate]

omg!!!!!!!! loooooooooooooooooooool could not stop laughing!! love this 5 stars if i could find it

[SuperParody]

cant breath!!! LOL

[asdlom]

I'll play with you Alucard!!!! ^.^ Suck mah blood!! WOOT!

[spartan0581]

PLAY WITH ME.

ROLFAMO!!!!

*passes out from lack of breath*

[Renakerensy]

( ROFL! *falls over clutching ribs* PURE WIN! *thumbs up!)

[zarien85]

nice job

[zarien85]

nice

[Lilrican519]

lol umm cheese pickles no bun seeds extra pickles pickles on my pickles

[Lilrican519]

large fires motha fucka

[lChula]

WHOPPER~!!

Well, It`s obvious what Alucard wants. xD

Large fry mothafuckaa!

[Trikean]

@lChula odd, he usually has ketchup on his fries, or at least some blood dip

[Iraniancommunist777]

Jan made Integra look like a retard

[AutumnGracy]

Oh YEAH! Oh NO! Naughty naughty Kool Aid! >:O

[TheDarkShingami]

WHOOOPER! LMAO XD

[VampLavni]

XDD LMAO! This is great!

[CookieAdic15]

OMG ALUCARD IS THE KOOL-AID JAMMER XD

[DerangedKrista]

Oh my God! My stomach hurts from laughing too hard! I loved how well you used the characters! Alucard constantly as the creepy one!

[TheDarthosolus]

Funny AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good one

[SarItachi79]

Kool-Aid: A Vampire's Healthy Alternative.

[ladylolitafaerie]

GLORIOUS!!! lmfao!! xD

[winterrose2008]

Pickles!

[Renoslove]

OMG!ALUCARD AS KOOL AID XD!!! I would drink that ._. ,Vampire Psycho flavored Kool Aid...delicious

[rpgkite]

/win

[xXStrawberrySundaeXx]

LMAO ALUCARD: WHOOOOPER!!!!

[infernai]

ROFL! This made my day.

[inuyashaXabel]

Omg, Alucard! That was hilarious! :42 to 1:03! And 1:08 to 1:11!! I was laughing so hard!

[MeowMatsumie]

LOLOLOLOL I couldent stop laughing on the speak and spell and the kool aid! Alucard: PLAY WITH ME!" rofl!!! that was soooo funny ! XDDD

[PrisonerofReality]

Where do I go? O_O...o_0...^_^...X3...XD

[Mrtwiggle]

best anime for Dane Cook

[alyzavantassel]

The best:

WHOPPER!!!

*busts through wall* OH YEAH!

The timing on this is great.

[moon82993]

WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!

[0gothic0angel0]

OMG! i love the Speak and Spell bit ROFL

[crimsonxdreamxx]

I WANNA SPELL RIGHT NOW.

[Give1Take2]

ROFL

This was the best freaking Hellsing parody I've ever seen! This is awesome, thank you so much for uploading this! <3

[KingBowser444]

I died laughing when Alucard said, "Play with me!" LMAO!

[XSaintHimekoX]

lol Alucard:"I WANA WOPPPERERR!!!!"

[teraxas]

That's the best hellsing parody I've seen... :D

[theguywholovesuall]

NAUGHTY NAUGHTY KOOL-AID! LOL!

[animegeekness]

LOLZ! BEST THIS EVER!!

[AnimeYaoiLover10167]

(gasping for air) ... one hour later ... ok im better now jesus that was so funny i almost died

[hippomantube]

Ow. My stomach muscles.

F**king hilarious!!

[themysteriouskiller]

I just broke something, I think!

yeah, coming through the wall is f***ing cool, coming through the front door is cool! dont touch me, you drink! dnt touch me you giant beverage!

[Nyx685]

You are sweating or condensating I will kick you in the tights and you will fall over you're very top heavy

[daniel1017]

I can actually see Jan working for Luke at Burger King XD

[TheXHangoverXFaerieX]

I wouldn't want Alucard at MY drive-though...<.<"

[17aw08]

Brilliant!!

The lip-sync and the facial expressions are absolutely great.

Just one tiny little bit of criticism:

this video should come with a warning -

Don'T drink and watch.

( Trust me - your screen doesn't look half as cool with coffee spewn all over it. )

Great work!

[whereistheyall]

sorry that this is three months later but it doesn't look cool with chocolate milk on it either

[polkemen]

FUNNNY AS HELL.

[bammi43]

pickles...i want my pickles...extra chesse and pickles.......cheese..pickles.­...lmfao....hilarious..XDD

[Nyx685]

"Cheese...ice...no no, how much....UH...cheese."

[bammi43]

"Oh yea...oh no..naughty naughty kool-aid"

"I don't like it when juice wears tights!"

"Don't touch me you drink!"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...lololololo­lolololololol...stil fu*kin hilarious..XDD

[Nyx685]

I want an Alucard Speak 'n spell for my birthday. XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[TheXHangoverXFaerieX]

Me too!

[MeowMatsumie]

omg me too! I cant wait till the middle of the night!! "Alucard Speak and Spell: PLAY WITH ME!"

[YourOwnAngel]

omg...2 dam funny haha i cant stop laugh'n, ur amazing. LMFAO X'D

[PoisonBerry1992]

whopper layer lol!!!!!!!!!!

[XxFangx]

WHOPPER.

WHOPPER NO ONION

[ShadowDwellerXXX]

rofl love when Alucard said "play with me!" ;)

[strainforgaara2]

i LOOOOOVED that part!lol

[ByakuyaKuchiki13]

Me2 lmao.

[NightroadxAngel]

"LARGE FRY MOTEHRFUKER!I CANT HEAR YOU BURGER KING.ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BROILER?"Lolz!^.^

[Nyx685]

"I don't like it when juice wears tights!"

[billysoonx18]

Lol this so fucking hilarious!

[Nyx685]

fucking sweet

[crazyteen84]

my god this is great. fucking Brilliance!!!!!

[xAngelxPwnsxYewx]

"ROFL. Speak and spell was the best. PLAY WITH ME."

[xxTheDarkMasterxx]

btw In what program did you make this in? =3

[xxTheDarkMasterxx]

Lol this rocks! ...and to all ppl out there..watching this...DO NOT EAT AND WATCH THIS OR COMICS AT ALL XD

[dethdoom67]

Alucard-"GET UP I WANNA SPELL RIGHT NOW!" XD One of my favorite parts ever!

[carkastoken]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA­AAAAAAAAA!!!! OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE!!! "Large fry motha fucka!!!" This is the greatest thing ever!!!

[yatase15]

Jan as dane Cook

genious

[LiLGoThGiRl09]

3:41 LMFAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[CountryBoyRoby]

follow the one fucking road to me.Funny shit!

[BillySRedfield]

BRILLIANCE!

[lostman313]

this is the fucking shit.

[FvJvA88]

Dane Cook is the Fuckin SHIT! He rocks.

[impaledfan666]

rofl

[xXxequisxXx]

Very good lip synch...god, that was friggin' hilarious. XD

[Feltorn]

"Dont touch me you DRINK!"

ROFL! nice work!

[WaltzdelaLune]

OH YEAH! ROFL

[YokosKitsune]

WOW U shreaded Alucard XD

[peaceangels]

OMFG!!

This is so freakin' funny!!

I almost can't breath XD ROFLMAO!!

[m3n4k7b6]

lmao!!

[HardHead1216]

the kool-aid one got me too bad! lol

[GojiRules]

roflmfao!

[darklordofthedead]

one of the best i've seen in a long time

well done

[hellsingrules1]

Integra: "Mom something is W-r-O-n-G?! Something is W-R-O!!11!256&%-N-G WROOOOOOOONG..."

[DarkWarrior450]

Alucard:  "LARGE FRIES MUTHAFUCKA!!!"

[gonfley]

speek like the devil GET UP i wona spell rite now XD large fries mother fucker XD

[SabellaHalfdragon]

Loved it! Making Integra look like a dumb blonde.... GENIOUS!

[Sanakan]

*falls off the chair in a laughing fit* LMAO! that was too hilarious. dang speak-n-spell XD XD XD

[Lawliett13]

xDD I want to work the drive thru when Alucard comes through. XDDDDD

[blackninja2009]

WOOPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[admiral356]

coming through the wall is real f*cking cool. coming throught the front door is cool.  -Got to admit it is funny as hell.

[gamecubeclock]

"LARGE FRY, MOTHER F**KER!"

I...Can't...breath...

This is too damn funny!

[AlucardVampire1098]

Alucard with the speak and spell was gunius! damn that was funny

[punkrgurl]

omg perfect combination i love Dane Cook and hellsing!!

[heavymetal51984]

boooom. oh yeah

[tiagojonespt]

May i please take your orde-WHOOPER

[iceybluelove]

LMAO!!!!!! dont touch me you giant beverage!

[HighPriestessIce]

LOL! Yan is <3

[Nyx685]

"OH YEAH!"

"Oh, no. Naughty, naughty, Kool-aid."

[spicedmoondust]

Alucard does look like kool-aid... and he should fix the church's door...

[tiffanymonstermasher]

ya totaly

[TimeLordLaFemme]

I lovee the look on the vapriric priest's face after Alucard (as the Kool-Aid man) bursts through the door, I had that same look (roommate pointed that out >_>)! The rest of the vid was hilarious as well *puts in playlist*

[Nyx685]

Favorited

[tayuyas1fan]

Alucard as the speak and spell was hilarios!

[TwilightLeopard]

where did you get the scenes of Hellsing Ultimate? this video is awesome :D ♥

[deathmineral]

video was quite the dog's bollocks! 5/5 and faved

[Nyx685]

Kid Integra: "Mom something is W-r-O-n-G?! Something is W-R-O!!11!256&%-N-G WROOOOOOOONG..."

[BloodMoonEclipse]

Alucard: "Play with me...I wanna spell right now!"

[Nyx685]

"DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK!"

[AMVDaydream]

"Are you trying to molest me via drive-thru?" four letters, Lmao XD

[Nyx685]

Alucard: "Large fries, muthafucka! I can't hear you Burger King!"

[karaokefischer]

Alucard:"Whooper!" "Whooper,no onion!"

hilarious

[Nyx685]

"Mom something is WrOnG....W-R-O!!-N-G WROOOONGGGUUAAHH!"

[Otome93]

ROFLMAO!!!

XD

[Greyelectricity]

damn this shit is great! oh visuals for the audio always rocks but this is better than seeing him on video

[Nyx685]

Damn this shit's hilarious

[op3rative]

This is one of the best ones, me and my friends listen to this one ALL the time, we're gonna start spamming it all over myspace lol, its hilarious