Noseybonk Returns: Fridge

[GhettoCabbage]

yes, yes, annd yes

[sparkey989]

I went to the Noseybonk website, I was horrified to see that it apparently has something set up to post a message when someone favorite, likes or comments on a Mr. Noseybonk video. Why was I horrified? Because my username is all over this creepy fucks website.

[mcginlay666]

wow this totally reminded me of a old brittish cartoon that was on citv in the 90's called zzap o.0

[Corms121]

@mcginlay666 That program was terrifying 

[poochnhoney]

Nosey bonk you silly little man your so cute xxx

[Trialbystone17]

"Like" if you want to see a Noseybonk vs Worzel Gummage Death match.

[GeoNeilUK]

Why do I get the feeling that if this was doing the rounds on American TV, we'd have an entire series of horror films starring Noseybonk?

[RupturedFarms]

I DEMAND ASHENS T-SHIRTS!

NOSEYBONK

GODMONSTER

CHEF EXCELLENCE

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[thierryhotdogboy]

@RupturedFarms dont forget sad onions

[chainsawteddybear]

noseybonk has miniclorium in him.

he has THE FORCE!!

[CubeJackal]

Thanks ashens

I'm not sleeping tonight anyway

[DragonHeart00926]

@SoloDarkness55 OMG. UR GONNA DIE. again.

[duckman679]

i will eat your soul :0

[SoloDarkness55]

Holy crap, I accidently thumbs down a top comment!  :O *dies*

[shayminlover96]

Scary eyes!!

[giantsammich]

Is he a Jedi?

[sp00kynek0]

o_______________o;;

[Thegoodreaper1357]

Oh the things a man could do with a nose like that....... No not that you twisted person

[nekozombie0]

SLENDER MAN PROTECT ME*Hugs*

[mcdethballs]

jesus that thing is scary as hell

[SitDownMrK]

I encourage everyone to visit the "Jigsaw (UK TV series)" and read what's written about Mr. Noseybonk.

[Hampy123]

Solid use of an 'n' for a 'u'.

[jjayy1995]

thats a SCARY mask

[YourStandardJesus]

how freaky would this shit be in 3d

[Spinazania]

i want that mask

[jellywillreturn]

Eliv Thade.

[zeroxlulu]

why do all my siblings not fear him?

[prettzils]

Why do you have such a big nose mommy?

[kevinescobar77]

An excellent mind fuck

[cjman313212]

D: Was my literal face!

[uwright22]

if chef excllence knew any better he would make stay fresh nose bags...

[ArtypNk]

Ahhh... I newer thought I will see something scarier than the demons who haunt my dreams.

[GTtheEpic]

How the fuck can you sleep knowing that mask is in your house

[N00bizme]

@GTtheEpic chuck norris.

[jacob961000]

this is worser than pinkfoyd

[conmallett]

@jacob961000 i hate you

[jacob961000]

@conmallett i love you to

[conmallett]

@jacob961000 hey sorry that i siad i hate you i thought you did't like pinkfoyd but then i remembered the link in one of ashens Xmas videos so sorry

[jacob961000]

@conmallett thats ok but i meant this was more creepier than the pinkfloyd music videos ya know the one with that giant green guy that turns people into noodles i couldn't eat anything with noodles for a year but i like the songs just not the music vids

[conmallett]

@jacob961000 oh what the song called

[jacob961000]

@conmallett another brick in the wall

[conmallett]

@jacob961000 that was the song i was talking about

[jacob961000]

@conmallett oh

[AwesomeHolzy]

I now see where the people who made Saw got their inspiration for Jigsaw from o.o

[SadeHedgie]

continue this!  Also, how did you get the mask?

[RussianRoulette1980]

What a CUNT!

[HurryHarryNoE]

where did you get the Noseybonk mask? I want one! I assume either it was a gift from the BBC or a custom-made one.

[teddiesluvyou]

wow that was scary o.o

[LordKnightMare]

no wonder some English people are such pricks if this was what they had to grow up with...the worst we Americans (or at least I American) had was that fucking purple dinosaur!

[ppm1n]

He gave me nightmares :S

[JabBabbity]

72 people had their souls eaten by Noseybonk.

[dawkinsforpope]

Somehow that costume is even more terrifying than the original noseybonk

[handstabber]

where did u get that mask i want 1

[DeLiri0us2Be]

He reminds me of Shinigami from the anime 'Soul Eater'...

[ExplosiveBoring]

Where on Earth did you get that mask?

[SSF280190]

@ExplosiveBoring i would love to know the same thing.

i'm starting to think in advance for next halloween!

[sstlouis]

" I will eat your soul"?? who commissions these programmes for kids? lol

[edhehe]

i want the mask!! id buy one if they were available !

[twilightfunny]

i'm afraid to go to sleep tonight

[retrogamer717]

i did this for my schools open day, freaked so many kids out :)

[borgduck]

He'll be coming for us all in our nightmares tonight!

[Spazzbert]

Who ever thought that that creature would inspire anything but terror in children?

[DrakoV3]

Did the o in You change colors in 0:29?

[NavesRegg]

Seems like a nice enough guy.

[cocoro67]

"Except for that jolly tune"

[sikokilla1234]

What the fuck?!! This is a real show?!!!!

[HeathenPapistFilth]

Looks like a peedo.

[thehendercrew]

i will never sleep again\

[willsherry28]

Noseybonk is truly terrifying.

[therealrofus100]

@willsherry28 nosebonk is a jew

[MyShoeYourFace]

i would get tht for halloween

[PinchySkree]

It's in the name he nose rapes small children.

[xxNailFirexx]

where did you actually get a noseybonk mask?

[3supersoni]

After seeing an actual clip of Sat- I mean Noseybonk, I can conclude that the one from the TV show is much, MUCH more terrifying.

[metakight4]

oh nosey bonk what will you do next?

[BlackWaltz5]

@metakight4 He'll come into your bedroom when you sleep and knife you. AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU!

[metakight4]

@BlackWaltz5 lol XD

[lordalcatraz000]

lol good thing i have no soul

[Philter12]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Damn this fucker is terrifying!

[AlphaAGENT144]

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

[StephenArgonneProd]

I think that sound effect at the end was to punish people who wear earphones.

[jack037907]

nosey bonk rocks.

also you dont want my soul it would probably taste foul.

[peanutpictures97]

hello i am a monster hunter if you see nosey bonk call me so i can ,,,,,,,,,get rid of him.

[ianupton]

i had a job in the 80s delivering stationary to the bbc at wood green. we were taking in reams of paper up into the lift. when we got the the top and the doors opened there was tony hart and michael lemon (plays noseybonk) at the top. as they were letting us out my mate slipped on a loose sheet of A4 and fell right on top of michael lemons facemask. the nose part went all the way into his anus. lucky it just came back out again quick, but tony hart was crying with laughter.

[halo676]

@ianupton

If that is true, then he must have been sore for at least a week O_O

[dafyddoe]

@ianupton Best youtube comment ever.

[jona76]

@dafyddoe I'll second that! P*ssing meself with that remark!

[Nickolsshady12345]

@ianupton OUCH O_O :S

[Kin632]

@ianupton No way. Unbelievable.

[Sposchy]

@ianupton

This story seems legit.

[Cutelilteen]

@ianupton

Raped by Noseybonk. That's gonna require some therapy.

[AmrasCalmacil18]

@ianupton Why was your mate in a BBC elevator with no pants on?

[coolgamer1677]

I'd buy a Noseybonk mask...

[LordofDarkness42]

It only costs you your soul of course :)

[zhaoyun100]

is that ashens wearing a mask and a mop on his head

[letsjustsmile]

@zhaoyun100 Yeah...

[wolfnation100]

not REALLY that bad...its kinda cool lookin

[Carrdude101]

Why the heck did they put this wanker in a childrens show? He's a living nightmare

[THEANIMELAMA]

@Carrdude101 heyy dont diss the bonk

[Carrdude101]

I swear this is about the strangest thing i have seen in a while. Its also sort of disturbing (Nightmares for the rest of my life) =)

[rudyprotrudy08]

I cannot believe you are calling Noseybonk such a name. Kids were made of the tougher stuff in the 80's (myself included) and it did not scare us one bit. Infact we were used to it and we liked it. In the Night Garden my arse!

[dimebolt1976]

this video is perfection

[fartingandsharting]

that face will haunt me in my dreams!  (a tear from the eye while shuddering) lol

[MrDetchon]

CLOCKWORK ORANGE

[Dellazice]

Well wasn't that terrifying? I'm going to go to bed now. I say "bed" because I can never sleep again.

[MasterROBLOXDude]

If you weared this to a Halloween party. I'd bet people would be shitting their pants.

[ems3tv]

lol

[rowanmonkey]

this noseybonk vid strangely reminds me of the bit in this aphex twin music video "come to daddy" where the monster starts yelling at the old granny and its chanting "I want your soul" in the background- I thought this video may have been a parody of it at first... you an aphex twin fan ashens??

[CanadiaNecro1]

Nosey-boink

[edsthreads]

Didn't this 'Noseybonk' character used to be on a BBC show called Jigsaw???.. I just had some weird 80's flashback..

[metalWeirdo77]

Thats litterally terrifying

[TahLord]

I won't be able to sleep now ._.

Those eyes... oh god...

[HELLO2YOU3]

What the foook was that then.God i think ive flipet ARrrrrrrrrrrr

[lacokanostra666]

shitcunt

[theotherther1]

Noseybonk's face looks a little like the skeletons from Jose Guadalupe Posada's drawings. Or the Grim Fandango cast.

[silzer123]

Hollows are much less creepy than that monster

[xbox50000]

i wonder what noseybonk has to say about the pop-station?

[digitallee]

he will eat its soul

[numetla]

he would eat it or burn it

[CrimsonDusk]

Creepy and funny, loved it.

[LYSBmemories]

the twin brother of slipknot's chris . chris is the evil one . haha .

[phantomlord91]

Lol xD Maybe it's Chris undercover? Or he does this shit in his spare time

[KirbyCrossing]

OMFG NIGHTMARES!

[Jarren202]

A good job, sir.

[Shoomoo111]

Where can i get this Mp3??? O.o Seriously

[SethiXzon]

As wikipedia says, Noseybonk was a figure of terror to little children.

[SamChambo333]

i see why

[MyShoeYourFace]

@SethiXzon That's no suprise.

[Mariorox10]

@SethiXzon wikipedia sugar-coted it. look at uncyclopedia's noseybonk artical.

[Alfaris]

He should paint his head white so that you can't tell that it's a mask.

[lovestocomment]

nah its more funny this way

[farnium]

Some nights I awake in a cold sweat at the meerest memory of nosey-bonk.

I'll awake some night to Him poking Me in the back with His nose, gently awakening Me before a gigantic nose smashes into My scull and inhales My brains in one swift action....The brain matter will merge with Nosey and all will become one......for that is His way.

If You lay eyes upon Nosey-bonk the same fate will await You someday.

[VeePickle]

Those... those cold... unfeeling eyes... proboscis of soul suckage... eerie smile... HES MY NEW BEST FRIEND

[Corsair807]

good point

[joosep]

this was uploaded 1 day before the day you reviewed the popstation

[NinJaX160]

you sillier outlaw... I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!! (by the way, are YOU noseybonk?)

[loisiwills13]

NOSEYBONK'S HERE..AAAAAAAAH!

[Invidente7]

Noseybonk sure is a scary motherfucker

[ryanhashairyeyes]

its really creepy but cool

[fahjad]

When will you guys make more!!

[miketbf]

Lol, I'd love to wear this to a halloween party.

[Timbo992]

Hey ashens i was just wondering where did you get that noseybonk mask? It's extremely cool!

hmm theres someone in my window!

BLAAARGH!! it's him!!

[hugboxx]

That wallpaper is pretty horrific.

[XxSiCkShOtZxX]

W.T.F?

[borgduck]

Aw, now take an aspirin & go to bed & I promise Mr Noseybonk won't visit you during the night.

[Raakiszh]

You LIE! You're Noseybonk's grand magician servant, and you cast big filthy LIES upon me! D:

... >_>

If Noseybonk eats my soul while I'm asleep, I'll have your hide. :P

[Timbo992]

Well at least you won't a have a soul, so you won't worry about it!! ;P

[borgduck]

Mr Noseybonk doesnt scare me. I'll take him on, I'll kick his.....wait, there's a knock on my door, wonder who it could be?..................AAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

[EdenEdits]

bailiffs i guess

[borgduck]

Ironically they are after me at the moment. Something about a late library book or something.

[wecarewhowins]

NoseyBonk, this takes me back, I don't ever remember being scared, didn't NoseyBonk do spots on VisionOn?

May be it's just some BBC producers subliminal messing after they being doing LSD that has hidden NoseyBonk away for years in the back of my mind, until one day or night, he just pops out, like Steven King's IT, but slightly better and actually scarey. Anyway great video that took me back and stopped the real scarey memories that haunt me, just for a minute every thing was calm.

SFAT

[ultimateminister]

i thought Noseybonk was on Jigsaw.

He will kill us all.

[surviver188]

creepy

[crashgineros]

No, not my soul!  I need that for spiritual support!

[IronCurtaiNYC]

As great as British TV is (Monty Python, Dr. Who, Sacha Baron Cohen, The Office, etc.), methinks their kids' educational programs (or programmes) were pure shit when compared to American and Canadian kids' educational programs. I'm glad I didn't grow up with nightmares from Sesame Street or Mr. Roger's Neighborhood...

[QuantumCrayons]

The BBC replaced obligatory military service with... This.

[seedaripper1973]

how dare you say british kids tv is shit! i take it you grew up with saccharine coated bollox like they find in the states, whereas here,we had delights such as, bagpuss, mr ben, ivor the engine, the clangers..not to mention great quality kids drama such as chocky and grange hill.Or the comedy/quiz shows like the adventure game and rentaghost..i wouldn't swap ANY of these for fuckin sesame street!!!

(its this types of programing that doesn't make all our kids, delusional,paranoid and obnoxious)

[boiliebaits156]

noseybonk..your my hero!!!!

[Lorak090]

You sillier outlaw!

[kjo78]

this dude used to scare the shit outta shit me,i had nightmares for years!!I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

[HolsteadProductions]

the 100th time and i still have never laughed so hard

[thedragonb0y]

NICE! XDD

[kingwellytop]

ok....

is he on smack

his pupils are massive

wtf wtf wtf

[blkflg65]

he...

he said he was gonna eat my soul

D:

[kingzombiejo]

bigger question whats in the fridge O_O;

[5k47h3]

SOULS!!!!

...and maybe fish-sticks.

[snakestudiosVA]

i stopped it just in time but cant fast froward it to see whats happens

[illambri]

now dont be so sarcastic :|

[davidbalcazar]

MMM CREAPY it make cry my lil sister

[SlicMatt411]

Fuckin hell! he knows were i live now!

[moomoomoomzq]

fucking hell! I BELIEVE THE FRIDGE!

[alcina69]

This is fantasic. I remember Mr N the first time round. It's great to see him again however I fear the nightmares will start all over again LOL.

[illambri]

this obviously isn't noseybonk... they wouldn't be able to say that on any program, especially if it's a kids show

[Mysterious0Bob]

Jesus, you must be a genius.