A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

[ChiefBrokenWinds]

Whats the difference between a bound and gagged 8 yr old and a Cadillac? I'm sure this guy doesn't have a CADILLAC in his garage! Nice CHOMO 5000 glasses there Uncle Chester! Keep up the "good" work!

[joubaur]

All these negative comments demonstrate how awesomely well I played my part.

Do you consider an actor as being the character?

I done good, apparently, considering how many fantastic comments I get.

Too bad the audience is not sharp enough to distinguish between an actor and a character he plays.

Oh well.

Here's loving it!

[METALLICA6547]

im pretty sure this guy has a girl tied up in his basement,maybe even down in his well,i could see it now,ID FUCK ME,WOULD YOU FUCK ME?ID FUCK ME SO HARD!

[joubaur]

Don't need to read further to realize you are projecting your psychological problems onto me.

Don't exactly understand why, but, it doesn't matter.

Damn, you're creepy!

You need to grow up and get past your problem. Learn to accept the world as it is and fun where you see it. I'm simply singing along with a humorous song that in real life I would find wrong.

Do you think the band was promoting this idea when they made this song?

Or perhaps they, like me, were being facetious and sarcastic.

[elfmastercool]

Holy shit! This creepy sex pest is going to haunt my dreams from now on. Im going to wake up in a cold sweat screaming "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR SLING-BLADE, YOU CREEPY FUCK!!"

[joubaur]

@elfmastercool

Interesting how you project your psychological problems onto other people.

[elfmastercool]

@joubaur Haha! Did you read about "projection" on the first page of a high school psychology book or something? You should read a little further on and see what it says about misogeny and masochism, and old dudes with tits. I think its somewhere at the back.

[BigtimeBlack05]

lol rock on dude

[thesonofabob]

2:16 "Would you lap dance me...cryin?" LMAO!

[joubaur]

Coolio, Julio. just a guy, fooling around. Thanks for the comment.

[the2loosers]

Who does this?! haha this guy is my hero.(:

[ItsStinoDude]

YOU DAMN ROCK DUDE

[dmherb12]

wow. first, where would this guy be without the rapist glasses. secondly, $100.00 says it would take 5 minutes to find him on the sex offender registry. wow.

[joubaur]

@dmherb12 sure is funny.

Especially if you expect his comments to make any sense or have any truth in them.

Oh well, better luck next time, ha ha.

[joubaur]

@dmherb12

Put your money where your mouth is.

$1,000 says you won't find me there, that's just your prejudice speaking!

[gstruction]

looks like a fun day in! :D