Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos Intro

[THX1420]

Чак беспощаден!

[tintor2]

0:43 Did the sumo champion assault an ordinary chef?

[rosasutubechannel]

Wow, I didn't know that they did a show of Chuck's life before he was in movies!

[charlesgothic99]

u can purchase it at wbshop.com in archives

[Jonz66]

I remember having wished to get Terminator Cartoon too

[davidtayler32]

Really?.......Really?

[swedishgamer]

He said Chuck Norris 9 times

[MrShimazu]

I like the part when it says "Chuck Norris"...

[MrSPARTA11]

@85TROLLrouge

Try saying that to Chuck Norris!

I infinite dog dare you!

[villi1997]

people have this confused, chuck is real and we're animated

[GorgutzDM]

chuck norris may have nerves of steel, but Duke Nukem has balls of steel.

[mikeymartin80]

chuck norris he doesnt just T bag you he potatoe sacks

[Back2the80sagain]

Intro Lyrics by Chuck Norris

Choreography Chuck Norris.

I'm wondering who wrote the show?

Oh wait probably Chuck Norris :)

[HypercatZ]

Ruthless Super Ninja? He looks more like the Cobra Commander.

[MrShimazu]

@HypercatZ Too much!

[mountrnatr]

Chuck Norris isn't the star of the TV show.

The TV show is the star of him.

[som4l]

The narrator said chuck norris 9 times

[davemaycry3]

I remember watching this when i was younger...good times....good times.

[85Trollrogue]

chuck norris is a loser faggot

[ArttraTainment]

There was a version of this with the real chuck. It went on for only 3 seconds, no one else was left to fight.

[Hanayuni]

OMG, he broke this glass with his feet! :O I love how the voice says " Chuck Norris " xD

[Rgoid]

@godhelpusall1 Actually it's "Kimo".

[godhelpusall1]

"Chemo" the Samurai Warrior? Must be from the Hiroshima/Nagasaki fallout.

[optimusprime23able]

Good lord. How many animated shows based off of famous 80`s celebrities were there?

[SuperKeith00]

@optimusprime23able 7

[firestarsquest]

They said Chuck Norris eleven times

[PiperMMMMMMMMMM]

more episodes than 5 please

[TheLegendKiller888]

One of the characters in the commercials says "It's too dangerous Chuck!", that's where I knew this wasn't real, since NOTHING is too dangerous for Chuck Norris.

[BabyFace316]

@TheLegendKiller888 No, the kid is just young and ignorant. He has yet to learn the true bad assery of Chuck Norris.

[TheLegendKiller888]

@BabyFace316 Aha. Indeed. Well, that in itself makes sure that people know that this isn't based on true events.

[jetblack297]

You know this show is gonna be badass when The narrator starts every sentence with Chuck Norris.

[Asheth]

0:41 Tabe The Sumo Champion was obviously hungry... but that still isn't a good reason to assault the kitchen staff.

[KalasNikov89]

even there he didnt use stuntman...

[poorhungryhobo8]

XDDDDDDDDD OMFG!! ROFLL SOO HARD I JIZZZ MY PANTSS!!!

[northencail2099]

no fucking way!

[PancakeRecipes]

The greatest ginger of all time!

[ElephantShoeProd]

Wasn't The Claw the villain on Inspector Gadget?!

[MildManNerd]

CHUCK NORRIS approves :)

[Elzilcho87]

I......... I think I just came

[northencail2099]

so much win!

[xXBrizendinXx]

AOTS FTW

[Anynom]

AOTS!

[WarrenG19]

The Super Ninja looks like Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe (with a wig).

[carleo26]

Does anybody remember the line of toys? They were awesomely crappy.

[LeftCoastDistrict]

What as the Claw's name before he lost both his arms?

[cultwho]

everybody knows the only way to keep a crocodile from biting is too hold it's mouth shut, but you have dodge the bite, you can't stick a piece of wood in it. And giving the Asian kid a Mexican accent saying "es tu mache" was too much for my stomach.

his these days want realistic cartoons, like Chuck loosing a finger and they need to see it getting cut off otherwise it like cinemax not showing the actual fornication. I say 86 to cinemax after dark. It's just not porn

[touggman]

<3 that!!

[SatsugaiKaze]

I don't even know what "the ruthless Super Ninja" is saying.

It just sounds like "BWHAAAAAAAAARGHWFINNISHNORRI"

[BBmetalhead04]

If someone made a drinking game for the number of times the intro says "Chuck Norris", they would be dead before the actual show started.

[HammerBirchgrove]

ROFL

[jcpadmore]

FUCKIN' LMAO! "TOO MUCH" ONLY SAYS "TOO MUCH!!!!!!" HAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!

[Tubofluxar]

to much chuck norris!!!

[SpiderFan1962]

CHUCK NORRIS

[ir10031981]

happy b-day Chuck Norris!

[wolffang719]

if i ranked up in halo reach every time it said chuck norris i would be rank almost chuck norris.

[GamertownUSA]

This show is rated "S" for SHITTY... starring Chuck Norris in a SHITTY cartoon starring Chuck Norris.

[LarsGroeneveld]

0:25 what episode is that?

[daTutankabron]

0:34 young Charlie Sheen...

[garciagungfu]

The Chuck Norris show was so awesome they had to invent a new TV rating just for the show.  RATED BA, for (Bad Ass)!!!

[Martinntoxx]

And now,for the Chuck Norris drinking game!

Take a shot every time the announcer says "Chuck Norris"!

[anotherzen]

@Martinntoxx one listen and im drunk to boot!

[RocketeerRaccoon]

The Claw??? Any relation to Inspector Gadget's Doctor Claw? I mean seriously is this really the best they could come up with as a worthy villain for Chuck Norris? In fact most of these characters are pretty plain and generic.

[picklesandgravy1]

@RocketeerRaccoon Super Ninja is Cobra

[RocketeerRaccoon]

@picklesandgravy1 I know, it's basically a GI Joe knock off.

[Sinsdevice]

I use to have that SUPER NINJA. I think i got him as a xmas gift from a kid at school. There was no need for this cartoon lol

[schenman]

i got ko'ed at 0:09

[RancidScorpion]

Derp....

[codedhackertron12]

try takinig a shot every time they say his name

[cwood4ever]

Chuck Norris is so glorious, that when I watched this as a kid for a few seconds after the show I could do advanced physics.

[osiolek00000]

0:48

Franca vs Norris xD

[Freabbie]

haha, I love how we guys adore this show because of its cheesyness!

[selfish74]

Can Chuck really fights like the cartoon chuck??

[mr1029384756]

Rambo's cartoon had better funding...

[dragonfanatic7]

this show was pretty awful

crappy animation, voice acting, and writing,

the villain's henchmen where to dumb to even live.

The rest of the main characters are said to be "ethically diverse" but they're all based on racist stereotypes.

[MiguelSaavedraQuijon]

0:30 Chuck Norris can bluw up a complete gas station with only a car.

[OldSchoolRasslin]

"Chuck Norris" x 9

"Chuck" x 1

"Norris" x 1

[PhockUTube]

Its time to play the Chuck Norris drinking game. Take a shot every time the announcer says "Chuck Norris" during the intro!

[Martinntoxx]

@PhockUTube Can't...raise...arm....

[GoldentuskII]

AAYE'LL FINISH NORRIS

[TheSteelStallion]

CHUCK NOR-RIS!

[JMMPR24]

The intro's not very informative, but I think this cartoon might have something to do with Chuck Norris. 

[Shadowfire285]

lol it says chuck norris like 50 times

[slipknotmaggot023]

I just died a little inside......

[OgnarPliskin]

The jokes aren't coming to me!

[MegaChickenfish]

"The Claw" and "Superninja"? REALLY!?!?

[FairFrozen55]

Wow.....

[puppetboyshow]

This "CHUCK NORRIS" video, is "CHUCK NORRIS" pretty "CHUCK NORRIS" cool.

[Timbrock1000]

This is an 80's cartoon. It was created long before the TV rating system(TV-PG, TV-Y, TV14, etc.) came about. So then, WHY is there a TV-G rating icon at the beginning of this clip? Was it re-run recently on Boomerang or somewhere recently?

[kenfrogdog1]

chuck norris is the man!

[Flynxaxxsis]

Too much. they really named a kid Too much

WTF

[sub2me4areview]

A-CHUCK A-NORIIIIIIS!

[NYG4LIFE123]

They said Chuck Norris 8 times in a minute during that...well 8 and a half if you count Super Ninja's "I'll finish Norris!"

[GamertownUSA]

Damn... they might as well have said:

"Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos starring Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos starring Chuck Norris."

[DakuRaccoon]

i got my ass kicked just by watching this

[grim1020]

They were too lazy to give the bad guys even half decent names

Oh lets call him Klaw because he has a Claw and lets call the other guy........ the ruthless "Super Ninja"....................... becauce hes a ninja..... with super powers

[Pinkaugust]

Super Ninja is Bruce Lee in disguise...

[shaunshady23]

So...who's the star of the show? Is it Chuck Norris?

[esp363]

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[papishulosk8]

@shaunshady23 Chuck Norris is the show!

[jeffreyscottbos]

@shaunshady23 i keep hittting the thumbs up but i cant seem to like this more than once! but i do! oh how i do!

[Progeusz]

9x Chuck Norris + 2x Chuck - mega combo

[hidetolove]

too much. Oooooh god XD gets me every time

[moneyline]

I'LL FINISH NORRIS!!!!

[crazylou44]

haha how many times do they chuck norris in that intro???

[00TerryTsurugi00]

Wait, I need to watch it again--I missed his name.

[halliehater]

The funniest thing I ever saw! You just made my day! There's no word for how funny this is! 5 stars and subscription!

[Heyudontsaythat]

LOL

[efxman]

All I can say is LMAO!!!!

[jnxx113]

I love the intro

[LARUCUS]

chuck norris doesnt have a ctrl button on his keyboard because chuck norris is always in control!

[tepper94]

Haha good one :D

[deathtap]

Awesome.

[jadedragon229]

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

[Blackdragon52k]

They shouldve left the title at Chuck Norris

[MrEminemRecords]

that would have doubled the views

[valhallenx]

Actually "karate kommandos" was referring to both his arms.

[Megaultraawesome99]

@valhallenx LOL

[SuperSmashbros111]

CHUCK NORRIS

[LunarEclipse135]

I counted. He says Chuck Norris a total of 10 times.

10 times in less than a minute...I didn't know it was possible.

[niceguy1600]

How can you NOT say Chuck Norris 10 times in a minute.... I do

[LunarEclipse135]

Boy, the guy doing the intro sure loves saying Chuck Norris.

[TurdFurggison]

Could you have a more random group of commandos. Pepper, too-much, the samuri and the sump wrestler. Jesus christ do I miss the old cartoons

[williamwzl]

Norrisstache

[redrik009]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a team.

[grounder]

Chuck Norris has a worthless "team."

[greatrey]

I used to watch this like crazy back in da day! I got the video somewhere in my house.

[calvinxbao]

kinda like that jackie chan cartoon

[Suixa]

Epic Win XD

Chuck Norris ftw!

[sephiroth7655]

i wonder how many times he said chuck norris not enough

[gaz52]

I counted 9 times

[GOLDsonic105]

I beat the narrator got a hard on from saying Chuck Norris so damn much. Anywho this is almost as bad as the Mister T show.

[mashui99]

Rival to "Fist of the Northstar" right there they could use a showdown although hes says his name way to much in that.

[rotomRASENGAN]

ACHUCKANORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!­!i!

[strazsstuff]

he likes to say chuck norris... haha

[suokkis]

Super Ninja? Hahahaha

[SenorPwnageX]

CHUCK NORRIS. He's a badass motherfucker, and the mother he fucks is YOURS.

[nightryder32]

wow cheap rip off os inspector gadget. come on now another super villan named the claw

[RaWNCHEZ]

Chuck fucking Norris

nuff said

[dannynorton]

umm anyone else notce that it say chuck norris eight time with in a minute?

[dragonfire836]

When chuck norris takes a shower, he doesnt get wet. The water gets chuck norrised.

[pjyg]

a ese chuck norris le falta la barba, igual honor a quin merezca y viva chuck norris

[YojimboAuron]

if chuck norris have five dollars and you have five dollars, chuck has more money than you.

[markdukes13]

nothing can stop chuck norris not even the hulk

himself! lol

[mariobrosfan1995]

i got a bloody nose at :09

[OCPrunsthecops]

POP QUIZ: How many times did the announcer say "Chuck Norris"???

[leifgodtnytarlarse]

nine and a half times, and pepper also says chuck ones

[narutoxninja37]

@leifgodtnytarlarse And it also makes a reference to "Chuck's teenager private" So maybe 9.75?

[MrRobertSama]

Nine times.

[akumacornflakes]

Wait, so who's this show about, again?

[MrRobertSama]

CHUCK NORRIS.

[fattoler]

You don't mess with the CHUCK!

[MrRobertSama]

Except Bruce Lee.

[matebrate]

damn man this is to much for me.... chuck is the best HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[mutantarachnid]

Love how the car at 0:30 has no one in it!

[thejerm333]

Because an evildoer with the name of Superninja is the only person that can last longer than one episode against Chuck Norris.

[xxnwoxx]

CHUCK NORRIS!!

[Hyperactivefoxkid]

"Chuck Norris" "Chuck Norris" "Chuck Norris" "Chuck Norris" "Chuck Norris" "Chuck Norris" "Chuck Norris" "Chuck Norris" "Chuck Norris"

aaaah "Too Much"

[GenericSobriquet]

In case you are wondering, the name "Chuck Norris" is said 9 times during the intro. Count if you don't believe me!

[ptah70]

I counted 10

[GenericSobriquet]

Are you counting the "Chuck" said by Pepper and the "Norris" spoken by Superninja?

[ptah70]

No

/

[GenericSobriquet]

Ah, ok, I missed the one at 0:56.

[dragonfire836]

Thats awesome, even his car knows karate!

[ninjamonster189]

can yu fit the word chuck noriss n there any more

[shadow5x]

fuck i heard to many times CHUCK Norris

0.36 hilarious really TO MUCH lol xD

[shadow5x]

sorry 0:36 xD

[AdREPUBLIKA]

i remember this!

I even had a toy!

Summersault (spell?) Chuck Norris!haha!

[barfnaruto56]

I didn't even know Chuck Norris had a cartoon show.

[TorontoRaps]

WOW her tits are reALLY nice! just like mine! u

[astrosteve]

You know, Super Ninja even LOOKS like Cobra Commander. I think I heard Frank Welker in that super ninja part as well.

[withasideofdanger]

Super Ninja AKA Cobra Commander.

[Doxi99]

There´s no evolution just a list of animals which Chuck Norris allowed to live.

[RobRobGordon]

The DVD is hard to find but it's awesome

[Cindylover1969]

Plus you had Chuck appearing at the beginning and the end in live action - but at least he also provided his cartoon self's voice (Hulk Hogan and the New Kids On The Block, please take note). Only Bruce Willis can match this on the vanity cartoon scale (see "Bruno the Kid").