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  • I laughed for a hour after she said jizz box

  • n cute

    

  • girl u so funny , now i want some kettle corn

  • yay my name is popcorn yay

  • 3:37 Tell us more about your jizz box! lol

  • I'm sorry that you got scared because you stepped on kettle corn I cant wait to try the churro and cake batter flavored popcorn

  • I never knew kettle corn existed until I found you on youtube................... three days ago.

  • Who is Mark?

  • i <3 kettle corn too

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  • What's the difference between popcorn and kettle corn?

  • you gave me the craziest craving for kettlecorn

  • Kettle corn is the fucking bomb!!!!! Its sweet popcorn, yumm!!!!!!

  • whats kettle corn :p

  • so kettle corns just popcorn then lol

  • try popcorn with the buffalo seasoning from target!!!!!!!!!

  • O-H!...

  • WHAT KIND OF BABIES HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING AROUND O:

  • sexy pose at 4:09

  • lol maple kettle corn is soooooooooooooo yummybtw i always thought i wasnt elergic to anything but it turns out im elergic to maple sauce :l lol i like totally ate a whole tube of kettlecorn and ended up i got my face blown up like a balloon and my eyes started watering like hell :L

  • just gonna say cause its funny. my dick can eat kettle corn while riding on the back of a unicorn. ok. that was a little creepy but i still found it funny cause its not as if im really talking bout my dick. lol.

  • My dick can sit and roll over

  • okay i got one question what up with you and *gets list* diarhea constipation popcorn and dicks?

  • @foelde theyre magical. thats why she loves em so muvh. lol.

  • damn.... you just got a fan all the way from finland :D

  • Nice jort's

  • If that's the size of a baby's dick to you, who have you been having sex with? :D

  • My dick can only have sex and pee,. You have a very talented one... And just saying what if princesstard watched this

  • hahahahahahah

    "and it burst open on my hannah montana sock, went everywhere. the sound of the kettle corn bursting, i thought that i was shot"

    oh man courtneypants..

  • I knew I would find your channel again if I searched "kettle corn". 

  • Courtney, your just hilarious :)

  • Hey You posted this on My Birtdayyyy 14 =DDDDD

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  • someones addicted

  • ur soo pretty :P

  • whenever i get kettle corn i come back and watch this vid!!! im eating some nowwww

  • really should have though about asking for dick stories haha

  • This is my favorite video from Courtney because it is the first video I watched in her channel.

    My favorite quote,"Kettle Corn Orgy".Yay!!!

  • Your main subjects:

    Lady Dicks, Kettlecorn, Constipation,Diarreah, and Unicorns

  • baby dick Wtf?: MEGA BABY

  • hahahahahah.

  • she reminds me of princesstard

  • this is so weird...I got this feeling like..would it be great to have a girlfriend looks like her but then you have to beat the shit out of her when she start talking.....

    well at least the constipation problem is fixed.

  • That girl is crazy... I mean, really crazy

  • What's the difference between kettle corn and popcorn?

  • @lightoftherose Kettle corn is sweeter. I think it has a glaze over it too. 

  • I understood exactly what you meant when you said pro-biotics haha

  • NEW videos, More often!

  • OMFG i lost it when u panned to the bag of corn on the ground XD

  • Too much kettle corn may cause explosive diarrhea... ?

  • YOU KETTLE CORN MONSTER

  • I GOT SOME BIG BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thats what i heard.

  • I was sent her by RayWilliamJohnson..

  • not the first thing to blow on miley cirus's face

    xD

  • do you have a body? I mean with arms and legs...

  • if in the future they find out that something is wrong with kettle corn YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!! lol

  • Addict.

  • @urREADINGmyCOMMENT im not sick its just that that fuking pretty young girl is making me horny, so i just say what i want from her, and what i want is just me cumming in her face

  • @overTVS hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah

  • @71BowDownBeforeMe17 hahahaha oh my god i did the same EXACT thing! thought it was better than studying for my geo test

  • i always smile through every one of your vids

  • My dick can cum in your pppprreeetty face. You are sooo pretty im shure someone already cummed in your face

  • @overTVS you. sick. bastard.

  • umm send me your stale kettle corn

  • Is it sad that I have watched all 11 of your videos at least 4 times?

  • @Numba1PenzFAN your creepy...

  • That's a great tuck job you have there, I can't even see your penis.

  • you have a job? that sucks.

  • Yeah I'm definitely in love with you

  • Stumbled goat dick

  • I feel like a pedophile watchin this. All i notice is such a cute face *blushes*

    yay im corny :(

  • i think im in love with you

  • I really think we should make some Kettle Porn! :D

  • Are you in college right now?

  • HOLY CRAP GIRL YOU EAT A LOT OF POPCORN!

  • get a P.O. box so we can send you fan mail (a kette corn patch included)

  • Can you mail me a pack of KettleCorn? We don't got it in Ireland

  • can you please make a dancing video :D

  • my peewee herman can do a backflip

  • it's like a kettle corn haul video haha

  • It's weird too find a girl with as much of a perverted as me..

  • My dick can create life.  Just sayin'.

  • @grantkiyodoes Yeah my too and i wanna spread life all over her face and hair

  • my dick only gets me in troublesome relationships, not quite as handy as yours.

  • are u from indiana????

  • @Vinnygil noooope, ohioooooooo.

  • @courtneypants I love your videos...will you marry me?

  • @courtneypants what part of ohio not what city or town like east west south or north

  • you're so awkwardly hot...

  • is Kyle your brother?

  • my testicles just dropped

  • you

    are

    amazing.

    I should be sleeping, but I'd rather watch you buy things with your dick.

    really, who needs sleep anyway?

  • You're funny and hot...I bet you're secretly smart too ;) Are you from the ohio region?

  • okay at first i thought you looked like a character from the incredibles but now i know why i thought of it!!

    you look and sound EXACTLY like the babysitter

    watch jack jack attack i swear to god they based it off you

  • @courtneypants You should avoid raising too much your uh.. face.. To avoid future wrinkles...!

    And you should try to avoid fake orgasms on youtube, because they will soon create some kind of video, y'know, with repetition of this sound and it wont sound nice.. weeell at least for you.

    Oh yeah. Lol.

  • Oh yeah, well you think that your dick purchasing stuff is impressive? That aint nothing compared to my dick, which can purchase AND refund items. It can also cut the lawn, but that's between you and me, K?

  • 2:02 my girlfriend was wearing that top today xD

  • everything for glory?

  • will you marry me pleaaase?

  • How old are you gorgeous? Im guessing 19?

  • You got a preety big shiny forehead!

  • Frogurt has probiotics but popcorn has Fibre so the digestion is all good either way ye digggg. Kettlecorn is like Kettlecrack though really, I attempted to eat a couple handfuls of Kettlecorn once as a small snack before dinner and I became possessed somehow and inadvertently had 2 bags of Kettlecorn for dinner instead. If that shit was a drug Id be doin dougies on a hospital bed OD'd every time.

  • courtney inappropriate pants

  • if you want to get off kettlecorn... try meth... it'll take your mind off kettlecorn for sure

  • Haha you remind me of my friends back in SoCal so much!

  • lmao ur just funny

  • You remind me of Maria Bamford's little sister.

  • you are beautiful and funny!(:

  • or something.

  • Shout out to Kettle Corn.

  • I really should be studying for my pre-cal test but instead i'm watching you talk about your dick. A much better use of my time in my opinion

  • @djwrex512 For once, I completely agree that watching my videos is a better use of time because, honestly, no one cares about Calculus. You'll never use that shit again. Tell your teacher CourtneyPants said so.

  • is the sock okay?

  • @Trevoiry Hannah's a little dirty, and by dirty, I mean...sweeeeet & saltyyyyyyy babyyyyyyy.

  • @courtneypants You are a fucking retard who has no friends...

  • Getting scared by kettle corn > Sleep.

  • you are super hot

  • @ courtneypants  do you like asian guys?

  • Your cuteness is literally enough to make someone smile. So fucking cute. Go be on tv. You would be hard to reject.

  • You are so awesome, and I love your brroaadd midwest/Ohio ahhhccant .. it makes me smile. :)

  • slap a dick off da wall, yeeeeeouuuuuuuu

  • can u put the kettlcorn in your pants?

  • i used to put meat sauce down my pants cause i was obsessed with it

  • is that kettle corn shit like really sweet like caramel corn? like caramels like the "tom green southern caramel character"??

  • @golfaholic4884 dickedcheese

  • I enjoy your existence :)

  • My dick can cry

  • I'd be really interested in a dating video of you!. Make one where you date a guy.

    wait...you do date though ?

  • nice teeth

  • i wonder if you like kettle corn?

  • Im subscribing because you're that rare blend of psychopath and hottie. Great success. =)

  • This entire video is just a project to sexualize kettle- and pop- corn, right?

  • you are a beaut..

  • who is this chick? just saw her on Lisa Nova's new video. Hey girl you good looking, and a nice personality to go with it. I'm definetly subscribing!

  • hey courtney you are soo cute ;)

    subscribed

  • I want kettle corn! :( I don't know in which way it's different from popcorn, because we only have POPcorn here in Belgium. Screw Belgium.

  • Courtney, your dick is AMAZING! My dick's only talent is making babies. LOL

  • you were bristol palin....Im glad I found your page. Please keep up the good work!!!

  • my dick's name is Rodrigo Bolas de Madera.

  • Kids these days are fucked up...

  • @courtneypants i love how you always reply to my comments

  • @raypad1013 :)

  • @courtneypants diarhea

  • My dick can make kettle corn.... and box it with duck tape. I miss you, make another vid nowwww.

  • Are you ok?

  • You should have made a video of you going to the bathroom. 

  • @tekubus well...there is a video of me in the denny's bathroom...

  • @courtneypants If the finally doesnt depict you wiping your puss, im disinterested.

  • baby dicks

  • you're really awesome to reply to some of this comments here

    i think you should put more videos especially on Sunday

    you will be a big hit i dare to say. : )

  • @dinsteven109 don't you dare say it! :)

  • Marry me. :D

    Wait. Can you make a sandwich?

  • @smileforthechild I love to make sammiches, especially grilled peanut butter pickle sammiches. 

  • @courtneypants What the... That sounds...

    WONDERFUL

  • @courtneypants do you have a name for your dick?

  • You must have an in grown dick or a dimple dick cause I seriously doubt your packing a shhhlong. What I think happened was that your vagina started sleep buyin some kettle corn while you were sleepin.

  • This video made me fall in love with more than just kettle corn.

  • 4:38 kettle corn addiction meds.

  • @carrotsandnutella the meds are almost as delicious as the kettle corn itself, celeryandnutella!

  • Oh good you sealed your kettle corn box away -"And theres my other box" ohhh great :)...............wait....(Stew­ie Griffin time!) say waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

  • I said this on your other vid but it was deleted sooo..... How was 1800 POP YO CHERRY?

  • @raypad1013 not as pleasant as they proposed, that's for damn sure.

  • damn she eats so much pop corn/ Kettle corn lucky fuck.

  • BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY more of tyler and her cock pls : )

    

  • Damn. I sure wich i was the kettlecorn. Why? is that wrong?

  • Jizz Box!! :)

  • im gonna go to sleep now. dont creep in my dreams yo!

  • @byf1864 i never stop creepin' yo.

  • i tthink i need to quit watching these

    you seem to have some magical powers?