Karkat: Candy Corn (A Rant)

[Thisisseriouslyauser]

I bet Karkat doesn't like candy corn because once, Gamzee thought Karkat's horns were candy corn and tried to eat them.

[dadadadumchinchilla]

I can understand why he doesn't like Candy Corn, he has to look at two of them every time he looks in the mirror. *gestures to his horns*

[kari66321]

SONOFABITCH!!!!

[kari66321]

I love candy corn but I love the ending

[emootaku7363]

Why do people hate on candy corn i think its good

[Englandisawesome1]

KaRkAtS hOrNs LoOk LiKe CaNdY cOrN... :o) HoNk.

[Fangbitten]

this is very funny to me because all their horns look so much like candy corn :/

[erinlovesanime]

Alright... who else thought he was going to go on a rant about his horns?

[rgreedj]

Lewis Black is my new headcanon Karkat voice.

[dragongirl1501]

But Karkat you have candycorn horns!

[dancenwaffles]

his horns remind me of candy corn :P

[BunnyxNightcore]

Little karkat is ADORABLE!

[plushieboy1234]

i like candycorn. ; w;

[emootaku7363]

@plushieboy1234 Me too TwT

[EvanTheUmbreon]

Your horns.

They look like candy corn.

I have to..taste them >:3

[luverofwarriorcats23]

Lol karkat stop ranting about ur horns

[bikizuzu]

The eye twitch at 1:38 is epic. Not a huge Lewis Black fan, but OMG, I have NEVER laughed harder at Karkat. Lewis Black may be the voice of Karkat for me forever now, LOL! Great vid!! <3

[PokemonMasterJenny]

This is Ironic XD

[TheDarkSide404XX]

(ﾉ ಠ益ಠ)ﾉ ┻━┻

[TheDarkSide404XX]

SON OF A B***H!!!!!! (ノಠ□ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[Mistsinger2]

don't worry kk. I don't like candy corn either

[6mustangboy]

The piano player in my choir plays a piano from 1910

[TheLonleyPickle]

*just ate candy corn today* .......

[CoffeeMecha]

Somewhere, Problem Sleuth is silently weeping to himself.

[danetenshijanai]

Lewis Black is my cannon voice for Karkat, especially older Karkat, because it's just too perfect.

[NightingaleCantSing]

they wash it

they wash it

[Chibireineko]

I was eating candy corn while watching this...XD

[PrincessKittyChan]

XD His facial expressions are perfect.

[MrKevstro]

1:48 SONUVABITCH (ノಠ□ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ 

[Voidspirits]

CANDY CORN IS THE SHIT.

[HiOkamiProductions]

*pap* shooosh karkat shoosh *pap*

[TheEternalForest]

i love candy corn.. D:

[CarcinoGenetisist]

FUCK,STOP COMPARING MY HORNS TO FUCKING CANDY CORN!

[SurrikDahHunter]

@CarcinoGenetisist Poor Karkat xD What's the matter, don't like candy corn not even a little bit xDDD?

[SageTheWolf22]

@SurrikDahHunter NO,NOT A FUCKING BIT

[SurrikDahHunter]

@SageTheWolf22 you 2ure?

[dragonkittycat12]

I don't think trolls like candy corn,.....cause their horns....look...like them.

[fireflycat99]

*Noms on Karkats horns* Oh..i thought these were candy corns ;3

[loloutloud86]

Lol, I was expecting that after he ate the candy corn there would be one of those "Blah" HS memes.

[JannaChii]

Best rant ever! >XD

[DareDevil8D]

Who is Karkat...?

[dAforgetful01]

@DareDevil8D Look up Homestuck (:

[NiimuraKyo1313]

@DareDevil8D =( Karkat  is from a web game/comic, "Homestuck". Its a little difficult to read at first but after a while it gets easier, its kinda RP ish

[TheHomestuck]

@DareDevil8D Karkat is a troll from Alterniabound in a web comic called "Homestuck" at "Mspaintadventures" it's a rp comic it's really cool if you are actually interested in that stuff, I know I am :3 <3

[supercola3405]

@DareDevil8D one of the best troll characters in Homestuck! !

[ZombiezRCool]

but...but his horns are smiliar to candy corn

[wesleymcbob]

Im wearing a karkat shirt as i watch this.......

i have never been so proud

[OMJosef1996]

@wesleymcbob where'd you get it?

[otis547checkmeout]

i hate my brother because hes a cancer like karkat and im a Sagittarius like equius (im all jelly)

[Cooncay]

I feel privileged to have Karkat as my Zodiac troll. x3

Well.

Maybe not. xD

[GIMMETHEWRISTBAND]

so terezi must love it

[elronman]

the worst part is that there is corn flavored candy. Its ok once but then you eat another and you realize your eating a vegitable thats not really a vegitable.

[Realalovesme]

Has anyone else noticed his horns? xD

[lunathehedgehog1]

i love candy corn.. lol

karkat ftw

[IishEmmy]

Candy corn is my favorite candy..

[Realalovesme]

@IishEmmy Ooooh, Chrona! xD

[graciaguana]

His horns look like candy corn.

[CashemereLoco]

But his horns look like candy corn.

Oh the irony!

It's so thick.

[paranoidude]

LewisKat

It works.

AMAZINGLY WELL.

[kale870]

Other than the fact that when he realized it tasted like crap you should've done the "bluh" face, well done. :D

[edfreak9001]

I love candy corn, it's my favorite halloween candy.

[HuntForWaffles]

But I like candy corn :'<

[littleskullgirl]

i'v never had it they don't sell it in the UK. what's it like?

[minnilover]

I love candy corn x'D

[karkatvantas93]

candy corn...corn that tastes like i suppose....SON OF A BITCH

[XxLizzieRawrrXx]

I like candy corn :D

[404joeygirl]

I like candy corn... -_-;

[WavernDragon57]

i hate candy corn.......

[XxMidoriAbexX]

@WavernDragon57 hah me too! XD

[00madbox00]

Why do I like watching Karkat bitch about random things?

[HalloweenQueen95]

but karkat. . .i <3 candy corn :D

[Nisfornarwhal1990]

This isn't that funny.

[Faeyerie]

...Isn't that candy corn on his head?

o_o They look tasty.

[gaaraneeds2lol]

Little Karkles is so adorable!

[TheChordIsHere]

But...I like Candy Corn....

[AmoraGirl10]

But karkat, do you not have to pieces of candy corn right on your head?

[SparklesKira]

1:49 is by far

Thee best picture of karkat.

ever. XD

[ugogoo1]

i love candy corn.

 end of story.

[shadowcatgc]

LOOL this reminds me that before I read Homestuck I thought they DID have candy corn on their head XD

[kisamex401]

i hate candy corn -_-

[Mactator100]

I think a really young lewis black would make a good karkat

[sesshomaruluvsfish]

but i likes candy corn...

[SemeLoverGC]

Lol the "SONOFABITCHHH!!" is worth the watch EVERY TIME.

[smileycentral321]

Clearly, Karkat is jealous that even candy corn is pointier than his own little nubs.

[dragonrose9991]

please make more like this :D

[galaxa13]

Oh man! Mr. Black IS Karkat! Why did I never see this before?!

[gopherdude]

1:04 CRAB MOMMY!!!! :3

[kellorkleft02]

You should do a Denis Leary standup. This was hilarious.

[Zumikatt]

I want that shirt O.O

[shadowbrain12]

FUCK CANDYCORN

[thesharpieattack]

This must be the reason KArkat's always pissed off. ;p

[lethraxin]

Well conthidering that trollth uthe the blood of culled wigglerth, or larvae for paint, thith only theems a little thtrange to me.

[lmaIia]

Kandy KEOAURYHERHN

[pbsbqtf]

BLUH

[3footcatheter]

nice animation, love the messy style and him chewing.

[Bilb1115]

THIS IS IRONICALLY BEAUTIFUL.

[ClaraWolf3]

his mom is sexy

[Felyre95]

I happen to love candy corn and I eat it in bulk if ever. c:

[ScarletFlamia]

Now I know where the hell they put all the candycorn that every year goes uneaten.

THEY USE IT TO MAKE TROLL HORNS.

[SugarpopD]

i love candy corn D:

[BabbyPyro]

but, but... what do you keep in your hat, then? D:

[Ifer30]

Needed a "Bluh" shot.

[Elsin132]

THIS IS AMAZING

[KwartzKitten]

What makes this the most hilarious for me is that I eat candy corn.

I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO EASTS CANDY CORN OUT OF EVERYONE I KNOW.

[celelorien]

I was so waiting for the BLUH!! picture to pop up with the candy corn. XD But I loved his face with THEY WASH IT. D:<

also *tableflip*

[flandrescarletDERP]

Candycorn is so fucking nasty! UGH! I FUCKING HATE IT!!!

[Mahndilus]

ii dont know about you guy2 but ii kiinda liike candy corn. what about you kk

[InnocentGuillotine]

You now hear everything Karkat says in the ragey tones of Lewis Black. :D

[MrKcspot]

hey trolls... I EAT IT ERRY NIGHT.

[aDIOStOREAD0R]

@MrKcspot yOU HUMANS, aRE DISGUSTING, aND WRONG,

[MrKcspot]

@aDIOStOREAD0R

lolumad?

[aDIOStOREAD0R]

@MrKcspot uH, nO, jUST CREEPED OUT BY IT,

[grimAuxillatrix]

@aDIOStOREAD0R I Completely Agree, Human Comedy Sure Is Weird...

[VriskaSerket]

W8 a minute! Humans eat the horns of culled wigglers???????? OH MY GOD! That's 8ar8aric even by troll standards!!!!!!!! D::::

I guess it isn't canni8alism seeing as we are different specie 8ut come on! Stay away from my awesome rack! XXXX(

[terminalyCapricious]

@VriskaSerket w-W-wHaT?! hUmAnS eAt OuR hOrNs?! ThAt.... I.... i GoTtA gO pUnCh SoMeThInG!! i'M fEeLiNg UnUsUaLlY kArKly By ThIs.

[ScarletFlamia]

@terminalyCapricious I don't eat them, I think it's gross and they look better on your head anyway :(

[aDIOStOREAD0R]

@VriskaSerket tHAT, tHATS NOT RIGHT, oH, i KNOW, iLL GET RUF-,,,,,,, nEVERMIND,,,,

[VriskaSerket]

@aDIOStOREAD0R "yOU'LL GET NIGHTMARES" you mean!

Your cowardice is okay this time though! Fuck! This is the scariest shit I ever saw! And I have 8een witness to some scary shit!

[maddielue28]

@VriskaSerket Don't worry Vriska, I'm with you guys. I hate Candy corn, I think it's disgusting. :( Personally, I think they should stop making it.

[carcinoGeneticist1]

I HATE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY CORN.

[LillieHappyJoyness]

Candycorn shrimp!

[carcioGenecist]

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS CANDYCORN?

[SpeedSlasher]

PS:Punch Karkat

[katieb1111]

Oh man, I wasn't expecting this to be that great but WOW! You made me chuckle out loud man! At the 'They wash it!' part, I LOVE the expression, it was perfect XD

[BroudbrunMusicMerge]

And let's not forget the irony of him having candy corn.

On his head.

[HikariInSuicideland]

@BroudbrunMusicMerge

it's even more Ironic than Dave o.O

[austriaspiano]

@BroudbrunMusicMerge My thoughts EXACTLY

[Taiyama2]

Karkat would make the greatest surly, angry comedian EVER.

[Mactator100]

@Taiyama2 Lewis Black is the Human incarnate of Karkat I think.

[Thatswhatshesaid446]

@Taiyama2 new headcanon: If sBurb/sGrub never happened, Karkat would be a full time comedian/romcom writer.

[Taiyama2]

@Thatswhatshesaid446 Well, if he wasn't culled for his blood.

Or drafted into the army as all trolls are when they come of age.

...D: God damn it, Alternian Empire. Quit ruining really interesting headcanons!

[BroudbrunMusicMerge]

I was expecting a giant "BLUH!"

...

Bluh.

[animeenthusiest]

Never before have I assosciated Karkat with Lewis Black. How did I never think of this?