First of may (jonathan coulton) stick/pivot style

[Novandalis]

Ducks should be afraid to be near you.

[supernoob26]

ya know what now im scared to go outside in may

[sid3tick]

How does this have 6,120 views?

[ewto]

Excellent!

And Jade, no one wants to read your weird anti-duck-rape rant.

Now, if you need me, I'll be outside with that lady who sells ice cream.

[bipolarxmuffin]

I wonder how many people realize this has to do with a Pagan holiday, lol. Go Beltaine!

[letmebeanewsie]

last year i fucked outside on april 25th. and then again on may 2nd, and the 5th...

[piemaster3425]

I'm going to show this to my girlfriend and slowly introduce the idea of fucking outside on May 1st.

[letmebeanewsie]

no need to be slow about it, say, "bitch, take your pants off and meet me in the back yard."

[iamtomw]

AWESOME.

very well done.

[Jadesong]

Interesting, the creator of this thinks it's cool to show bestiality, and has nerve to tell me that Youtube may not be the place for me. Wow not only is he into bestiality, doing it to ducks, which has nothing to do with Betaine, but he thinks he's the one suited for making videos. I've the right to my opinion, if you were actually doing it with an animal this would be removed! Its only funny if you don't have to hurt something else, and art symbolize life... or do you not get that? stupid!!!

[DicetheFox]

Ok there are about 3 things wrong with this.

1) Im not the creator of the video.

2) I never said i like to fuck ducks or any animal for that matter.

3) 90% of comedy has someone or something taking the fall or getting hurt.

[Jadesong]

I liked it till you had to do it with an animal. Sorry bestiality is never concentual, there for it is rape. Too bad too I was going to post to my profile. I always say watch till the end and see if it stays quality. I think only MEN who have never been raped think that bringing your favorite thing and that being a GOOSE would be funny. Think about it, I stopped laughing. Before that it was priceless and so funny.

Fucking anything that can not say YES to you isn't okay got it!

[DicetheFox]

Jesus Christ, man. Its an animation. Get over yourself. If you are going to get offended by every little thing that comes your way then I'm pretty sure youtube, much less the internet, is not the right place for you to be.

[ryanmilkman]

The duck can't so NO either right?

[overfiend87]

lol nice song. I learnt about the First of may sometime ago being a pagan time for having sex outside.

[k1n6k1n6]

so you meen some ppl actualy do that? damn!

[cazzabmx]

lol awesome

[sk8rnate938]

LOL...

[CradleofNightwish]

It's so great, and lol, that duck xD

[mrshitlips]

that song started of boring but than got so funny lol