Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas

[livefreest]

are there bullets in your body? the answer may surprise you!

[itrynottolie]

"yeah for like two or three days"

LOL best line ever!!

[Yoochunswifey]

It's dad of awesome!!

[DPijan]

It's called adoption..

[Jcolinsol]

Raise your damn kids!

[charronfamilyconnect]

This may be a joke for now, but one day it will probably be true cause americans dont like to do anything or produce anything and outsource all the jobs so why not day care? Why work? Why be a parent? Its stressful. LOL!!!!

[UnknownXV]

Finger licking good..

[jorgebassmaster22]

LOL, I don't know what's funnier, the video, or the pissed off people commenting thinking this is real hahaa

[charronfamilyconnect]

The world is going mad!! Now they are outsourcing Day care. Whats left to outsource these days? I guess if you can't get subsidized daycare you gotta go elsewhere. The stress of having kids huh? why have them if you can't raise them yourself? This sounds like a good sensible solution. Well, folks there isn't anything left to outsource to china and India. So life should be alot better now.

[Max17766]

@charronfamilyconnect /facepalm.

Retard.

[ashtonryan93]

@charronfamilyconnect you mate , pathetic brainless cum bastard ... its the onion , fake news for comedy you tard !

[charronfamilyconnect]

@ashtonryan93 no really?

[ashtonryan93]

@charronfamilyconnect yeah , its a comedy news team , they are all actor yall ... like seriously , how do you think of outsourcing your own kids ? IT WONT HAPPEN , even if there are scumbags around the world , they will never think twice of doing such stupid things ...

[GishabrunLOB]

I have only three words.

What The Hell!!!!!!!!

[pixelsblack]

lol I'm from srilanka :D

[temps105]

Thumbs up if you think it's unfair that both top comments are the same.

[scapegoat981]

@temps105 I created an account just to thumb down your comment.

[temps105]

@scapegoat981 clicks on your name. goes to your profile. Date Joined

Nov 28, 2007

[scapegoat981]

@temps105 *clap* *clap* *clap* [english accent] Seems you've figured it out, Mr. Bond.... [/accent]

[TAPriceCTR]

it makes sense to executives

[sudchn]

old onion videos are a treasure trove...

[backbyrner24]

@deadbodykiller, no, it's $21 a week

[xDFoRcEzZ]

I thought this was fake until i saw the woman put her child in a box and sent him to india

[1982mockingbird1982]

It took me a while to figure out this was a joke

[m1c000l]

i'm fed up of comments about how the onion is more reliable than fox, don't you know that fox i satire

[FUALLPPL]

cbf scrolling through all the pages. any fucken retards posted negative comments because they think this shit is real?

[MrSchnitzel19]

Is that the guy from Barelypolitical?

[345em]

bahahahhahahahaaha 

[daynap11]

Its the dad from barely political

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg

The CDU is the ruling party in Germany

[DroneAlda]

@wwwtotalitaerde aha, wer soll dir das glauben? ...

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@DroneAlda No German has to believe me. Almost every one knows for sure. Because he had been accustomed to his Germany systematically usuing torture and murder to silence any opposition. And a large number of Germans also had been accustomed to actively take part in the human rights abuses organized by the administration of his state. This creates a very convenient sitution for the officials of the German state. Everyone has to defend the German state granting him impunity for his crimes.

[SurfsideProductionz]

*facepalm *facepalm *facepalm really people? -_-

[Theespada13]

@SurfsideProductionz Yes.

[regiraver]

I find the Onion News amusing, as it makes a complete mockery of the ever so stupid news on television as well as the stories on it and how they show them. But at the same time I dislike the Onion News because of the sad and innocently hurtful humour they interpret in the videos. I know its all fake and maybe its just my emotions failing to see the funny side in a cruel news parody story, real or not, but what I just watched made me more sad than happy. Maybe sometimes they just go too far...

[pavelcernik]

is the news anchor notch johnson from the son of beach tv show?

[Comrade503Alias]

I'm from portland oregon, these liberals would toltaly do this.

[Cooldamir]

i LOVE reading comments of people who think it's real!!!

[crimsonmonieful]

@Cooldamir Me too XD

[kilgoretroutcanada]

As a genX'er I'm concerned about my aging parents. I hope this evolves into an affordible, convenient option for eldercare. Today I can only dream about my mother, quiet for three days.

[TheYouwontgetit]

in civilised countries you cannot send people through mail in a package...

[DeepakPawndU]

@TheYouwontgetit Are there "uncivilized" countries as well?

[TheYouwontgetit]

@DeepakPawndU ...yes...

[DeepakPawndU]

@TheYouwontgetit like?

[TheYouwontgetit]

@DeepakPawndU ...sudan...

[DeepakPawndU]

@TheYouwontgetit dude sudan is just going through a "bad time". It doesn't mean that the people are bad.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@DeepakPawndU ...did i say the people are bad...?

[SlobbyHill]

Obama wanted to put this in the bill.

[THRIQUILLED]

can we do this with our mom's there so in the way sometimes.

[Twisted426]

It's crazy that parents are allowed to do this but I don't think the kid saying she ate her fingers was real. The stupid media always adds out of context sound bites to make the news more dramatic.

[Mehtaphorical]

@Twisted426 Good trollin' bro ^_^d

[quentindevotta]

Thats and awesome Video.

LOL

Quentin,

India

[MrCcbcc]

im 99.9999% shure I dont Have any Bullets n my body....

[fackyoutoobe2]

So do we poke holes in the box and mine is 45 pounds so do I need to use DHL or can I still use fedex

[amer1cancer2753]

Fed Ex lost my package...

[ITPsandstar]

"are there bullets in your body!" hahahahha

[CIinbox]

In 2008 this might have been funny, but right now I can imagine parents actually considering this!

[aprilrosemusic]

Please don't post this

because many women will start to believe this crap as a good thing

[Chunkboi]

Ethics aside, parents, please listen...if you're going to do this...STOP VACUUM SEALING THE KIDS BEFORE SHIPPING!!!

[Roxas00Xion]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE THIS!!!!

[bluecutiekh]

I. HAD. TO. EAT. MY. OWN. FINGERS.

[Kinggenton]

hahahhaha thats the father of awesome ( duck of awesome!!! )

[BludRayp]

@62billion12 HAHAHAHAHAHAH, awesome

[yrbaptiste]

lol, This is so believable

[WingsOfTitanium]

"Coming up next, are there bullets in your body? We'll be right back."

[mrronocon]

I've been adding the onion news to my profile as "The best of the onion", so far I think i've just added them all. :D

[TheOmnipotentPirate]

If that little girl was real she would be pretty badass for surviving 3 weeks without water.

[morphine30roxy]

Lmao!! The little girl saying she had to eat her fingers was too funny.

[fallann31]

I... had... to... eat... my... own... fingers...

[lowonthefoodchain]

That's a really good news-like voice at the beginning...

[Joma811]

I had to eat my own fingers ROFLMAO!!

[NewRuss2011]

did you see the gas tank at 0:38 ??!! what is that doing in a daycare room :|

[randomanecan]

@NewRuss2011 Those are argon shielding gas tanks, they are used for welding, I've heard stories about how the Indian daycares will just weld bracelets on the kids to tell them apart, to them, all of us look the same.

[JorgeDante80]

@NewRuss2011

I thought those were helium tanks, for inflating balloons, for example.

[VenusAsABoyFilms]

This is funny because it might actually happen someday in the future. lol

[atosafi1]

It's funny because this is how globalization works.

[emo86and86me]

Errbody knows this is real, gosh.

Dont be so ignorant.

hahah xD

Really though, what a great idea.

No american nannies for my children!

[Chromie192]

"I had to eat my own fingers" best part.

[Account0997]

@Chromie192 It made me laugh, but in reality some people did have to resort to such self-degrading acts in the past.

[dikephobic]

@Chromie192 YES YES YES TRUE HUMOR

[PrometheanRunGood]

@Chromie192 OMG that's horrible even for the onion lol

[amitabho123]

For the record: इनफअण्त चअरए means nothing, and the fact that the vowels are all written independently makes it total nonsense.

[MrAtma84]

I love all the comments from people who actually believe Onion News is real. Please keep entertaining me.

[mikamaeful]

hahahaha! I love the comments! 

[metalmask1000]

"i had to eat my own fingers"

[juniperlei]

I like this idea i think out outsource my nephew to china lol less trouble for me lol XD jk

[GeorgeW6]

And the Republicans now want to take away deductions for child care on Federal taxes. Next thing you know, they will make Fedexing kids illegal and make the unemployed work as nannies! That's what this country is coming to! A nation of baby sitters, just to reduce unemployment and hurt third world economies.

[m1c000l]

americans would do it if they could

[farneyblakeley]

that's one tough little girl, my heart goes out to her. Hopefully legislators will catch up with the times and make this a crime soon.

[eatmytool1]

@farneyblakeley screw that!! This has saved me THOUSANDS of dollars...they should expand this program! In fact, I've been considering opening a branch in my area! It's a great idea!

[TypeANegative]

@farneyblakeley Just so you know, this is a fake news segment produced by the spoof network "The Onion". Trust me, nobody would want to be held liable for a kid getting lost in the mail - besides,the little girl couldn't have been in a box for 3 weeks; human beings will die without water after 3 days. :)

[eatmytool1]

@TypeANegative way to ruin the fun!! you joy-killing bitch!! get the fuck off the interwebs if you're just going to ruin the fun for everyone now, slap yourself in the face! do it...

[sebastienpaproki2000]

@farneyblakeley : hahaha what a fucking stupid comment. Do you think this is real?. Please.... get your head out of your ass and start browsing some internet. This is the reason your son orders porn and you think he is ordering a pizza. I am pretty sure you are those thinking that your 7 year old is ok watching family guy because is a cartoon. hahahaha. Ask him about Cartman.

[farneyblakeley]

@sebastienpaproki2000 yes I believe children get shipped through the mail. I also believe family guy is wholesome family entertainment. I believe the cartman character is on south park. I'm sorry I was unable to meet your standards for social awareness, I will try spending more time on the internet and see if that helps. I'm pretty sure you are a twat

[thanos1966]

the best part of the onion videos are the comments from people that believe the videos are real

[KillaTequilla83]

@thanos1966 I know right, hahaha I love how outraged they are, followed by some jab at Americans. It just makes the irony so much better.

[edwie]

LOL I had the laugh of the day with this LOL LOL but then I got sad when I realized a bunch of numbskulls here thought this was for real.

[NinjasAreSoCoolLike]

I. Had. To. Eat. My... Fingers.

[Apololover]

This has to be a joke. Mailing off your kid in the mailbox? Come on now..

[PedilGuitarStudios]

@Apololover OF COURSE ITS A JOKE YOU DUMBASS

[Apololover]

@PedilGuitarStudios HAHAHA! Gee, thanks for taking the time out of your schedule to call me a dumbass, you fucking loser. Thanks for the laugh.

[dabjah]

Would send myself instead

[MrsAfroBro]

LMFBO!



[ds16653]

I wish I was in that box with Styrofoam, that would be the best.

[666ToxicityXXX]

its the Key of awesome father :D

[youwanpras]

Children should not be treated as commodities. Stop wrapping, packing or any noxious treatments to express your sarcasm towards someone.

[smithtireco]

i had to eat my own fingers

[Mokhnatchouk]

This is a joke, isn`t it? Now, I understand the people who are saying, that Americans are stupid. No, I don`t believe it. This is definitely a joke.

[TheLivingHermit1]

@Mokhnatchouk If you are wondering if this is a joke, I don't think you should be worrying about what other people say abut Americans...

[kyzill]

@Mokhnatchouk no shit sherlock

[blarghery]

lol "uncrating"

[lemonsquire]

Ya, I sent my eight year old to Sri Lanka, but she came back married. I would not recommend this service to a friend.

[airfoemoe]

Yea, my wife and I started doing this with out 4 year old son and love how much more time we get to spend at work. Thanks, India!

[Ace4929]

"i had to eat my own... fingers" wow thats creepy

[ljp7c4]

"I had to eat my own fingers!" hahahaha best part

[taiga2011]

I like it. But, does it offer USPS Priority Mail?

[ChineseAtheist]

Actually, what happens now is that wealthy business women let poor women have pregnancy for them. No joke that really happens, esp. in India.

[lmFromNorway]

Oh my god... This can't be real...

[78COD4KING78]

How long will it take for people to realize The Onion isn't real? It's satirical humor people.

[derwos]

@78COD4KING78 what do you expect from a video with 423k views?

[wadaledu]

i had to eat my own... fingers.

[jacobissoyummy]

@tianyou546 ok ya what is it???

[BadgerCheese94]

0:48 STOP SHOWING OFF YOUR BUTT! YOU'RE MAKING YOUNG GIRLS ACT LIKE SLUTS! AND YOU'RE STARTING TO GET A BEER GUT-BEER GUT!

[jacobissoyummy]

WTF if this is real then I'll go get my husband

[tianyou546]

@jacobissoyummy It's real. I'm saving tons of money on child care expenses, and now I can devote all of my time to WOW raids. I can give you my care provider's number

[konanwahoo]

The Onion is real you fools. "I had to eat my own fingers"

[lightlampdog]

Lmao at the comments below me. You idiots are so quick to call people stupid when they don't seem to know the onion is fake, yet fail to recognize the exact same style of humor in the insincerity of other commentors.

[singeikun]

By the end of the video I realized it was a joke, and that just pissed me off....DAM YOU ONION!

[VizzedRoms]

Is that the same guy that plays Ke$sha's dad in the Key of Awesome videos?

[Battlefieldcom384]

@VizzedRoms Oh yeah... it is

[Grizzlo503]

I

had

to

eat

my

own

fingers

[m1c000l]

idiot its not real

[youbestbequiet]

Wow, this is awful! This is child abuse and you people are laughing at it!

[Battlefieldcom384]

@youbestbequiet SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS ARRIVED

[youbestbequiet]

@Battlefieldcom384 Someone has to uncover this? I forwarded it to CNN/MSNBC/Fox so hopefully they will pick up on the story. How does Onion(even though they are comedy) get these exclusives? Just amazing,.

[Battlefieldcom384]

@youbestbequiet Um, because its fake stories...... The Onion is a news channel that shows us our stupidity and other things. they are also the funniest show i have ever seen. BUT ITS FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[youbestbequiet]

@Battlefieldcom384 LOL If you say so. Bury your head in the sand and deny it's happening. yeah, that will make all the bad things go away. The Onion only claims to be fake to avoid being sued but their news stories are accurate and true....Wow, you are a bright one.

[Battlefieldcom384]

@youbestbequiet oh my god....... you are a total imbecile. look up the onion you crazy moron.

[youbestbequiet]

@Battlefieldcom384 Yep yep, It must be fake because you and the other moron say it is...Get a life and bury your head in the sand to stories like this.

[pieiscoollol]

@youbestbequiet you are so f**king stupid. onion is a FAKE news network dumbass.

[youbestbequiet]

@pieiscoollol If you say so, it must be true then. yeah, whatever you type we will take as fact. Get a life douchebag, they wouldn't report it if it wasn't true . Now go put your helmet on before you bump your head again.

[pieiscoollol]

@youbestbequiet YOU F**KING DUMBASS IT IS F**K ING FAKE THEY MAKE THAT S**T UP ALSO QUIT SAYING THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE F**KING STUPID BECAUSE YOU ARE F**ING STUPID!!!

[youbestbequiet]

@pieiscoollol Oh sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee it is! Just because you say it's fake doesn't make it fake. STFU and get a life retard.

[iwannarule97]

@Battlefieldcom384 lol @ FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[amitabho123]

@youbestbequiet

I salute your master trollery.

[youbestbequiet]

@amitabho123 Thank you!

[lightlampdog]

Funniest onion story I have ever seen

[lightlampdog]

Lmfao the end

[DoubleGlog]

Hm, not sure how much money you'll save when you have to send the kids for trauma counselling.

[DougsterCanada1]

WOW 12 cents an hour for Indian caregivers? Damn, I outsourced my childcare to Halliburton. Now my wife and I are 42 million in debt. The upside to this is, they get play dates with the kids from Blackwater Daycare (now known as Xe Services LLC) and my kids can now clean all the guns in my weapon collection and guard the property. Hey, most of it is tax deductible anyway. *wink*

[Ayedyn]

this is defiantly true

[mkracker14]

Hahhhahahhhaaaahhah fingers

[MrSafetymeeting]

Make sure to poke holes in the box for air and provide water.

[crazyrotringdsgn]

isn't the father the guy from "key of awesome-tik tok spoof"? In that case it means that this little girl is probably Ke$ha

[mysticalhuman]

this is news? ive been doing that for years...

[marine5546]

you have to send the kids through express mail so that they are less likely to suffocate

[twilightwizlolz]

this is child abuse!!! how can u just ship ur child out like that! no offence to anyone

[botchalism]

@twilightwizlolz It's really easy, FedEx will actually come to my house for pickups so I just leave the box outside in the morning before I go to work and they take care of the rest. I like it because it exposes my son to diversity and multiculturalism which is important to foster due to increasing globalization in our society.

[trebekahx]

@twilightwizlolz it's a joke, genius! 

[Lawliet31101979]

@twilightwizlolz

You're a fucking retard its not real.

[tjars12345]

@twilightwizlolz bro she said they do it without the child waking up so he doesnt even realize hes being shipped, as long as you don't screw up and write the wrong address you're set and saving a shit load of money!!

Does anyone know the website for one of these overseas child care places??

[uselessman73]

I shipped my 5 year old via "live" cargo and that worked out. It also helps to leave him there monday-friday and receive him on friday evening so I can have my family for the weekend. The hardest part is the claim ticket when I have to go to the post office because I missed the delivery man.

[scienceper4]

are there bullets in my body?????

[ttmilbr]

Just loved her burying her son in shipping peanuts.

[DillPickle927]

@mintz515 The onion news is fake

[mintz515]

I don't think you should put children in boxes. THEY COULD SUFFOCATE!.

[dickcheney6]

@mintz515 The packing peanuts are probably designed to slowly release air, possibly? Or you could do it the old fashioned way- poke holes in the box!

[mintz515]

@dickcheney6 ok I rather poke holes if I had to do something like this. I rather not do it.

[youbestbequiet]

@mintz515 I know, that's awful. I hope DCFS is looking into this story.

[MuhammadMuslimJensen]

@mintz515 LOL u actually believe that this is real ?

[mintz515]

@MuhammadMuslimJensen Not anymore. I found out that this was a scam.

[MuhammadMuslimJensen]

@mintz515 It is not a scam, TheOnion is just made for fun, but yes they are really good at making it look real, but it is nice I think it makes people wonder which is real news and what is not.

[txfnero]

@mintz515 Not a scam..think of it as a TV Show....TV shows aren't real...neither is this.