Grow Old & Die With Me

[94ruski]

Onision is a sad example of a person who has yet to realize that eating bill o reillys feces is no alternative to eating a delicious meat sandwich. Just putting that out there.

[LucidPerception]

That juice is super delicious. :)

[swimchick777]

I totally love this!! It's so very true!:D

[Bfflzrockmyworld]

love u !!

[BBlkmamba]

I like this :)

[MyUTubegirl]

Haha I love how the tags say "Grow old and die with me" :)

[shannon5822]

HEY! HEY! No call yourself a bitch. That ain't nice, even if you're calling yourself a bitch. You're wonderful and filled with awesome-tastic rainbow juice that fuels your happiness and makes sure that you always look good with your hair, no matter if its done or CRAZAYYYY :3

LUFF YOU ONI-SAMA! :3

[anonymous4chantroll]

NIGGERZ

[suzitobi350]

Heehee kinda like the situation I had when my current bf asked me out lol he was shorter than me back then but I liked how he was so I said yes when he asked me out and...he got taller than me after that so u just gotta give ppl a chance :)

[shetokko]

i care about personality... :)



[anonymous4chantroll]

@shetokko Thats bullshit and you know it

[elenica55]

@anonymous4chantroll I already wanted to argue with you but I saw your username and gave up...

[anonymous4chantroll]

@elenica55 :3

[samanastrix]

trust me onision....my special someone isnt that good looking and i'm pretty popular among guys, yet i chose to date him because his feelings towards me were so strong, so opaque, so intense and so true that i reflected whether i should negate the fact that he's not good looking.....i did and its gonna be one year to our relationship in november.....i'm so proud of my decision.....

[xxtriangledressxx]

I think I have those same bed sheets

[CarlaA7x]

the thumbnail of this video is perfect.

[Riceyes]

Onision is a nigger.

[RandomTragic]

@Riceyes OOOOH YEAH!!!! I've always thought that he's really black. Maybe it's some sort of banana camouflage? yeh, that's it.

[Riceyes]

@RandomTragic I can see right past your nigger sarcasm.

[RandomTragic]

@Riceyes good for you, man.. Good for you

[tidbitlover]

I'm confused O.O

[falconass001]

"so lets just get past the fact that im errect" LOLOLOL

[Tarixstar1234]

Beauty is on the inside.

[chris111690]

Damn what a thin tv. LOL random...

[caitiekatkat]

U pushed away the juice.......

[shan46916]

i love u greg <3 :]

[pdhwiayf]

thats kind of like saying, even if they are the same gender as you and you are straight be with them anyway even if your not attracted to that gender because they have a nice personality.

[GATORAID1993]

lolwut?

[zilbra1]

awesome shirt

[anonymous4chantroll]

Yup, still niggin' it up

[canuhereme23]

I love it when you give good advice :)

[Wednesday13Lost]

Looks are about 30% to me... I'd rarther have someone who has a great personanlity!

[soba105]

Even though you are so messed up right now, you really do give the best advice > <! Dont let any girl change who you are or break your spirit Greg, your amazing! ^ ^

[CannibalExFish]

ok when i was watching this and you said "but lets just get passed the fact that im a wreck" i thought you said "lets just get passed the fact that im erect" i had to watch it twice to actually hear you right o.o <3 LOVE YOU GREGUMS 

[MetalSiicken]

grandpa=5'4 lost hair fast, chubby......grandma=stunning and 5'9 and a stick....but he WORSHIPPED her and never got over her death.

[AspirateThis]

Nigger sandwiches

[thebwgmacattack]

I don't generally comment, but I am for whatever reason. But the reason is simple. I agree with you, and I don't really understand how someone might disagree with the above statement.

[sammybug56]

Yes, ill thumbs up, just for that cute little kissy face you made at the end there. :)

[anonymous4chantroll]

stillanigger.jpg

[GetBetterAtLIfe]

My boyfriend is at least a head shorter than me and I love it that way. We've been going out for almost 5 monthss(:

[RetroComicHero]

I am a guy and I have a friend who is a girl and she is so much taller than me. People at work thought we were dating because we spent so much time together. We would be a weird couple - she is slim and tall and I am short and fat lol :D

[SaraRose456]

I was in love ( IN LOVEEEEEEEEE) with a guy who was reallllly shorter than me .. >w< he was soo cute he was like a big bucnch of cuteness hehe. lolololol

[Shelbog98]

I agree with Greg. Personalities ftw? :D

[GalaxiFisk]

Old people is beautiful, not ugly. Just sayin'.

[ConnyKornConKeks]

awwe, you kissed us? :)

[ABI11295]

@ConnyKornConKeks i know he did : hehe

[ABI11295]

@ConnyKornConKeks i know he did : hehe

[ATLluver77]

As a short girl dating a short guy would be a bit awkward and hard to find XD

[Tobikicksass]

1:15 Bazinga

[Endrance88]

rockstar games? SPONSOR?!

[tatapagotty]

Rico besooooo... jejejejeje...

[tami199177]

he made this vid on my b-day haha lol!

[myoblivion123]

Exept Eastwood ofc ...xD

[AGuyAndAGun]

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard you say Onision :)

[Prikslaa]

As a tall girl I find it awkward to be with a shorter guy, this doesn't necessarily have to mean I'm superficial, it just means I have a preference for tall men.

[TheJoJo765]

You and I have a hair problem. You have a piece of hair that sits on one of you eye brows and makes it look huge. My hair does that too :P just fyi

[AlannaB45]

Except for Clint Eastwood... Hahaha

[3SonuntrioX]

thums up?

YEEEEEEEEEEEES

[electralovely]

hey. you lovely people in the comments. yeah you.

please stop using racial slurs against each other.

theres no reason to.

be the bigger person, just dont reply.

it makes the other person look like a jerk and puts u in a good light.

thanks :) good luck :)

love, christine.

[kwissie2]

@electralovely my name is christine too :D

[electralovely]

@kwissie2 haha sweet :) weird thing abt it is i FREAK out when people sing phantom of the opera to me haha!

[kwissie2]

@electralovely lmao yeah. when i first heard one of the songs. i was like. oh christine! woo! its about me :D

[electralovely]

@kwissie2 LOL that was my first reaction! theres actually a SUUUPPPER creepy movie about a car named Christine and it like, seduces a guy...idk i never saw it but looked it up and was like...wow....

[kwissie2]

@electralovely LOL! that story is actually about me. im a car irl and love to seduce men :D

[TheFrostGlitter]

i love your channel. check out mine :) THEFROSTGLITTER

[sydnerxx]

i'm 5'1, so if i dated someone shorter than me, it would just be very awkward for me.

[mhesss337258]

Yes I know this is no filter!

[mhesss337258]

He looks better without the filter

[loveisdeadandgone]

@mhesss337258 so true

[spacemarinesattack]

what about chuck norris



[Natalia15xx]

No, your not going to get a thumbs down, your going to get a comment, thumbs up and a favorite :)

LOVE YOU!

[anonymous4chantroll]

Too many faggots, too many niggers

[WatchMeShrink130]

I <3 your thumbnail, it's adorable!

[Sweetazred1]

You rock!!!

[DaszMakireh]

1:16 I lol'd

[Alinajenina]

I'm glad to see you happy again and moved on. The old happy greg is slowly pushing itself to the surface. I'm happy you are healthy.

[xxnickinickxx]

Except for Clint Eastwood :D

[GATORAID1993]

@LaNegraIsangi so your a nigger spic, got it.

[omgitsvikka]

@GATORAID1993 Stop talking like that, it's not cool when you're doing it outside of 4chan. :/

[GATORAID1993]

@omgitsvikka >implying I'm from 4chan

>implying it's actually quite hilarious

[omgitsvikka]

@GATORAID1993 Wrong, no one is "from" a website, but the way you formed your typing is way people talk on the site. /b/ to be more specific.

And wrong again, I didn't imply it was funny. It's quite idiotic in my honest opinion.

[GATORAID1993]

@omgitsvikka *Wrong

*wrong again

>double negative

>I'm correct

>Your a dumb nigger

umad?

[omgitsvikka]

@GATORAID1993 Both of the wrongs were used in 2 diffrent sentences, not the same. Therefor not conficting each other. And to be honest I'm not sure why i'm talking to you anymore. Guess i'm curious on how a /b/ tard acts when it's out of it's habitat. And it's not too amusing.. Please act as you would in real life, don't fake yourself. Bye.

[GATORAID1993]

@omgitsvikka I don't necessarily act like this, I am actually quite polite. And I'm trying very hard not to correct your various grammar mistakes because that is not the case. You must think of your self as a high being and you scoff me for my opinion. And be that as it may, I am not a so called "/b/tard". I am not a banal fourteen your old, but I do like a good laugh. I can not be myself because the pseudonymity on youtube, so I am sorry I do not see your point if you ever referenced one.

[omgitsvikka]

@GATORAID1993 Ahaha, I knew there was a real person there after all. :)

[GATORAID1993]

@omgitsvikka well your still a dumb nigger

[floridagurlll]

@GATORAID1993 was the n word nescessary

[GATORAID1993]

@floridagurlll Fuck Yeah NIGGER

[floridagurlll]

@GATORAID1993 grow up dude 

[GATORAID1993]

@floridagurlll you grow up, nigger

[TexanTortoise]

@GATORAID1993 Shush

[GATORAID1993]

@TexanTortoise nigger bitch don't you shush me , get back in the fucking kitchen

[TexanTortoise]

@GATORAID1993 1 okay I won't shush you, i'll say shut the fuck up instead, how that work for you, hmm, numb nuts?

[screwylogic]

@GATORAID1993 where the fuck are you from that you think it's ok to call anyone the n word? what the fuck with wrong with you? you should be stabbed in the groin. if you're going to be a racist prick go sit in your redneck couch and watch nascar. fuck off...

[Devonwoods911stat]

@screwylogic nigger. go cry?

im sure your not even black.

[screwylogic]

@Devonwoods911stat as if it matters but yes i am. i'm a mixed race woman. black father and white mother. both biological parents. so yes i take offense to that word. and who the fuck do you think you are to call anyone that? and who the fuck was even talking to your racist ass? no one cares about you or your incestial bloodline.

[GATORAID1993]

@screwylogic all the more reason I'm very grateful I'm not a nigger

[screwylogic]

@GATORAID1993 because you sit on your couch drink beer and watch nascar? and stop saying that word... it hasn't been ok to say that for like 100 years. also with the sexist remarks... enough with that. get out of 1800's... it's 2011 and still you people exist. smh... what does this mean for other mixed race children?

[GATORAID1993]

@screwylogic "for like a 100 years"

*hundred

Are you fucking kidding me?Your talking to me about how I should not say the word nigger, yet you do not understand its original and what your people had to do for equal rights. Its has been at least third five years since the equal rights movement and black people are still tried unfairly. You the reason why black people have not progressed. If black people hate their stereotypes, than why do most black people live up to them?Go read a book.Seriously

[JustAnotherLondoner]

@GATORAID1993 you're insulting them on their grammar yet you should really spellcheck your own comment first:p

and i understand the origin of the word "nigger" and it's still racist. Racism isn't cool so stop trying to be a smart-ass, there is no point trying to justify being racist because it cannot be justified.

[GATORAID1993]

@JustAnotherLondoner bitch was I fucking talking to you? Fuck off with you and your retarded as emoticons

HAHa I'M SO CLEVER :P

go stab yourself

[JustAnotherLondoner]

@GATORAID1993 I love how you have no real comeback so you just insult me by calling me a female dog instead(: you may aswell give up, you can't be a decent troll towards me so don't even attempt to be.

[GATORAID1993]

@JustAnotherLondoner>restated my comment

>"no real comeback"

>"you can't be a decent troll"

>fail counter troll

>mfw

[Xunited100]

@JustAnotherLondoner butthurt muc nigga?

[JustAnotherLondoner]

@Xunited100 what..?

[screwylogic]

@JustAnotherLondoner thank you!!! exactly!!! this dude just doesn't get it.

[screwylogic]

@GATORAID1993 if you're going to quote me at least get the fucking quote right... and i do understand it's origin. and it never was ok to do that. just because your slave owner great grandpa said it without shame doesn't mean it was ok. and plus 35 years ago it was 1976. you wanna talk about the equal right movement of the 60's? you're the one who should read a book. and not your daddys "white supremacy" books... you're a proud white man. fine, but dogging other races doesn't make yours better.

[GATORAID1993]

@screwylogic you think I'm a white supremest? that's hilarious especially when you think that just because the equal right movement had ended that you've acquired equal right. Now I respect those who fight for what they believe but hate those or are just given privileges. If you feel so strongly against hate and the word "nigger" than don't be one. Be a civilized human being, educate your self, capitalize and make something of yourself.Don't be a baby momma stuck in the project living offwelfare

[screwylogic]

@GATORAID1993 ummm the point of equal rights movement was to give every person out there equal rights which we all do now have. and why should i still have to fight for what rightfully mine? and i'm not a nigger... i'm mixed. i'm half caucasian half african american. but i still hate that word because the people who use it are ignorant trash. and i am a civilized human being. i am in my senior year in college and still have not gotten pregnant by any man. you however are prejudiced. so fuck off!

[GATORAID1993]

@screwylogic Are you that blind? People are oppressed every minute of ever day. Why are people in Time Square? Why were there riots in London? Why is almost every superpower in the Middle East stepping down?You may say I'm an ignorant piece of trash but how how can you sit there and that every one is treated equally?At least I see the world for what it is, I'm not even trolling anymore. I can tell you that our entire world is about to crumble on the terrible economic foundation that is stands on

[GATORAID1993]

@screwylogic One more thing, I did not ask about your college sex life. I could careless about how much dick you take. I was using the African American public as an example, not you personally.

[screwylogic]

@GATORAID1993 do you have to be so vulger? seriously... all i said is i'm not anybodys' "baby momma"... and i'd love to continue this but obviously you're brainwashed so i bid you good bye and hope you choke on your own feces. i'm bored of you... do not respond to me again.

[GATORAID1993]

@screwylogic butthurt rage quit

[Xunited100]

@screwylogic butthurt nigger?

[screwylogic]

@Xunited100 really? i just finished ridding my life of one white trash racist. now you? pathetic... you're nothing but a copycat. you don't matter. but just so you can feel special here's something just for you. YOU CALL ME A NIGGER ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR ON EVERY CELL IN MY BODY THAT I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB. ok? take care now bye bye then.

[Xunited100]

@screwylogic hahahahahahhah niggerr got butthurt much!!! go cru ack to your momma ium so fuckin scared right now XD FYI how do you know  i am white?i can be a nigger too you know sooooo..................in your face XD!

[22Helloworld]

except clint eastwood... < LOOOL :D I agree!

[GATORAID1993]

@LaNegraIsangi >grammer

>mfw

>niggers

[KFJVelasco]

im 4' 9" and i like really tall guys. but personality wins over looks.

[floridagurlll]

@GATORAID1993 ....im white dumbass and your username implies your about 18 correct? well someone grew up in a angry household didnt they, you probally werent loved by your alchoholic parents enough..pffht how sad =(

[Xunited100]

@floridagurlll lol you nigger got butthurt much hohohoho

[MattAlexWatson]

How someone looks is however important you decide it to be. Looking good is the initial attractor for me, and personality is the final deciding factor in figuring whether I want to be with them.

I've fallen in love with girls I don't really find very attractive, but never with a girl who I don't get along with, so it's a good system.

[VultureGirl69]

Aww I agree. My friends mom is really tall and her dad is really short. I mean ya they look funny together, but they are just so cute together! They have such a great sense of humor about the height differences. There is nothing wrong with couples like that! I always think they are cute. This couple has been together for a while and still look at each other like they are little kids again dating and they are like..late 40s early 50's!

[dahellknight]

*cough* Morgan Freeman *Cough*

[Fr34k1ng0ut]

When you're not pretty (or tall), you have to more than make up for it with your personality... There are guys whose personalities I just don't like enough (not that they're really bad or smth) to get seriously involved with, but if any of them looked liked Onision... Damn. They'd cross the 'date' mark on the 'horrendous---perfect' scale. Few people are 'amazing'... So few...

[cookiemonster1234822]

0:14 captions lol

[Lilibbiee]

I like your concept, but not all relationships are meant to be till you die.

[RigilN]

When isn't it crazy hair day?

[TheRoyalMuffin]

OMG he is soooo cute

[anonymous4chantroll]

Hey, where'd all the niggers go?

[JessxCanxFly]

When you've truely found the person you're going to be with, it won't be a matter of getting over something that's wrong with them, or "dealing with" their personality. If you truely are meant to spend the rest of your life with them, their bad qualities will be almost invisible. You'll feel like you don't deserve them. =]

[dima9917]

"A guy being a bitch normally mean that his.. Onision"

True that.

[celsey1102]

ZING(:

[xXGlitterGlamzXx]

Loved The little kissy at the end<3 Mwaaaaaaa:-*

[Lindseylava]

I know crazy hair day!! So adorable Greg :3

[PerezxBeauty]

Greg, I love you cause of your personality(:

322 assholes need counseling.

[Ztroyer105]

Rockstar =D Give me the shirt!

[200odd300]

I liked the little kiss at the end and im a straight guy XD

[MultiTinkerbell56]

i agree with you greg

it doesn't matter how u look on the outside

it's the inside that's important

[veggiegirl]

D'awww. -Mwah- XD

I agree with you!

To bad I am not compatible for anyone.

Anyways you are looking good, you seem happier, I like it a lot more when you smile, then when you are sad. It makes me smile too. ^^

OH AND I HAVE THE SAME JUICE XD 

[JeseeAtrophy]

@anonymous4chantroll No thanks I'm straight but good luck with that.

[anonymous4chantroll]

@JeseeAtrophy Oh, my apologies. I could have sworn Jesee was a female's name. Good day to you sir.

[JeseeAtrophy]

@anonymous4chantroll No its a guys name too :) good day to you as well Mr. Troll

[max2082]

Onision not going to look ugly when he's gets old he's probably going be like William Shatner a little older but still got it.

[cupcakebuddies100]

when you kissed us at the end.... I melted inside ;$ <3 me=guilty of crushing on you....

[ApolloDownUnder]

flaming niggers

[anonymous4chantroll]

awww shhhiiiiiittttt nigger

[falloutgurl247]

i agree

[WhatsUpPuddingCupp]

Thumbs up for that fucking adorable face you did at the end.

AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I WANNA FUCKIN KISS YOUUHHH!!!!

[EnvaeMarie]

@WhatsUpPuddingCupp IKR?!?!

[PeaceLovePit]

@forwhomthebelltrollz :D

[AllieCat666]

someone's feeling better

[TheKFCluver]

@AllieCat666 Who??

[RunForesstRun]

i dunno, you dont need to be onision to be guy and a bitch, my ex succeeded at being a bitch.

[shzit4brains]

nigger

[OffSkyline]

Respond to this video...  you too.

[fetuscockslap1337]

nigger



[OffSkyline]

@fetuscockslap1337 shurrup.

[MsEpicPopsicle]

I wanna grow old with someone who is the reason why I have smile wrinkles. I wanna laugh into old age xD

[LunaTheVamp]

LOVE YOU!!!!!

[TheGreenRugShow]

You can be mah bitch, 'cause you gotsa purdy mouth... = w=

[keikokitty189]

@TheGreenRugShow Yes he does :P

[TheMinimoo613]

May I ask what are your veiws on vegans? <3 love your vids <3

[zneonglowz]

@TheMinimoo613 he supports them 100%, and saying people who shove meat down vegans throats is like shoving milk down someones throat whos lac-toes tollerant or what ever its said

[TheMinimoo613]

@zneonglowz Oh right thanks, lactos intollerant. Thats funny because I am lactos intollerant (well allergic to milk but it's basically the same thing) Thanks anyway! :) xx

[flipflopsinsnow]

haha the Clint Eastwood thing made me laugh